She is absolutely gorgeous for sure.

I was always amazed that a chick with such a big rack:

a) could convincingly play the part of a female boxer;

b) could convincingly play the part of a guy;

c) could possibly be married to Chad Lowe

All I can say is... wait, what? Oh, yeah... breasts. Breasts are nice.
Pick me up, mommy!

Suddenly I'm hungry for melons.

my brain tells me it must be photoshopped but my heart tells me to stfu and bask in her glory.

Who knew horses could have such lovely breasts...

Maybe if she paraded her nipples out in public more often her husband would have never left her.

wow, i am kind of shocked that she has boobies (and big ones at that!) amazing! They are real, right? they look real.
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

*looks at hilary's nipples*

*look in own shirt*

all i can say is:

YEAH BOOBIES!!!!

wow....haven't seen Alyssa Millano in a while...she looks great...

ah...so that's what boobies would look like on a clothes hanger...

sooooooo not her breasteseses

She looks like a raptor. A raptor with great tits.I shall call her RaptorTits (because I am Native American and that is how we name things.

Nice Breasts - but you should see her box !
(lil movie pun)

wow - gotta admit she's got a great body.
is this what oscar-winning actresses are wearing these days? gives me hope that i still have a chance at the gold.

Those things are exerting serious gravitational pull, forcing the eyes of every man and woman on the planet to stare at them. Earth people, I introduce to you the East and West Poles.

Hey, finally, some NICE ones. No plastic beach balls, no mutant space nips, no black-eyes D's. Good show!

Is it just me or do her nipples look like they are in a weird spot? Like up high on her boobs. She does have a nice body, though.

Those puppies are nice, but don't the nipples seem to be kind of high up in relation to the size of the boobies? Looks that way to me. But still, nice bazookas.

You gotta love Celebrity titties!

or any celeb nipple exposure

http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/04/atheist_areola.html
mmmm

Why all celebrities have stopped using underwear? Is new religion now?
(yeah yeah... she has boobies... so do I... Not impressed.)

I'd hit it.

Haa haaaaa...EvilFiend, you don't honestly believe her husband left HER do you? She dumped his ass after she won the oscar. To the other posts about her nips being in a weird spot, no two are alike my friend.

THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN!!

Hillary Swank is not mannish...she is more spankworthy than Allah!!! Her body should be in the smithsonian!

Charlaurz McHall, is that you who keeps sending me all those e-mails about "Paris Hilton NUDE Naked Celebs Pamela Anderson Tape" and "Viaggrah and Vallium half price off generic meds"? I'm really starting to think it is you, and you better cut that out.

I don't like those boots with that skirt, but then again, who's really going to notice?

dont mean to be a stickler...but she has a 5head not a 4head, her eyes are sunk in, and her teath remind me of a 6 month old pitbull.

its just like her overall face was created in an Xbox game...Halflife.

@17

Man, we must've been typing at the same time. It looks to me that she had an excellent surgeon, who got a little wanky with the nipple placement.

if i could spell teeth, id be rich.

There's an episode of Seinfeld, where Jerry's date looks different in different lights. Ms Swank has always been sort of that way to me; She's a great actress, but different photos produce different results.

In my opinion these pics are exceptionally nice, but the usual ad for this site does make me think "More Cowbell" for some reason.

She looks nice on these photos, I like!

I'm actually somewhat aroused. Now get me that paper bag.

stop looking at the boobs hugo, and look at that face. its soo growdy.

Shannon Elizebeth could learn something from this...

It's like my high school gym teacher told us, "You don't fuck the face!" Unless you're face-fucking someone, which is totally respectable.

#31, so she's a two face? You are right, she is.

Unnnngh...

Mommy, where do babies feed?

If they are paid for, they are hers, right?

Oh yeah, i'd hit. Many, many times...

Once, just once, I would love for a journalist to took a good, long look at these starlets' sheer blouses, sweaters, dresses, you-name-it-they'll-wear-it and loudly exclaim, "Holy Shit!!! Nice rack you've got there!"

That would be so priceless...

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

She looks like an albino Scottie Pippen, but he didn't have those beautiful breasts.

Wait a second, yes he did.

so far: rack, breasts, tits, raptor tits, melons, boobies, breasteses, beach balls, boobs, bazookas...

@44

Ooooo, I like this game. Don't forget: jugs, sweater candy, gazongas, dirty pillows, party hats, and tatas.

First they stopped wearing bras, now they wear sheer shirts. I give it a year before these celebrity girls start going around topless.

A short Tribute to the brilliance of The Next Karate Kid.

Mr. Miyagi: Rice knockles you have thel, Jurie-san.
Julie: 'Scuse me, Sensei Miyagi?
Miyagi: Oh yah, I wax on, wax off many time.

I don't know!
Just because you put Matt Damon in a skirt and a see-thru top, I'm not sure that makes him hot.

These pics are as close as we'll ever get to her boobies. Unfortunately for him, the same can be said of Chad Lowe. HA HA!

#26, we heard you needed the help of viagra.... sorry you cant keep it up.....but impotence is nothing to be ashamed of.

#48 - LMAO!!!! That is exactly who she looks like

Is that Celine Dion's boo, Rene, she's standing next to?

They're not real.
And they look good bc they've had time to "settle". In a photoshoot to promote Boys Don't Cry, they were high and round and vv fake. They do look good now, though

LOL at #42
Hey Hilary, come over here and show Charlie Murphy dem titties.....The milks gone sour...I'm Rick James Bitch.......

"This dress started out opaque, damn you, H&M!"

Now if only her teeth were as nice as her tits.

Goddamn, she's got gorgeous tits...

What the hell is wrong wit her teeth, dude? She's really cute. Now that she's single I technically have a shot.

Those are the nicest man-boobs I've seen in a long time!

Ahhh shes ugly though, but she does have a nice bod i guess..anyway, this is a really old pic

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005460.html

She stil kinda looks like a guy with a great rack.

#50, I was more interested in the Valium, but my male co-worker looked at your blog and now he needs Viagra, Prozac, and Lithium.

Very Nice Rack, indeed.

Yet, somehow I can easily imagine a "Crying Game" scenario playing itself out with this manly-looking thang!!!

I'd probably have to put a bag over her head to do her, but I agree -- nice chesticles. I don't see a problem with the nips; the funbags are quality. Choice prime sweatermeat, for sure.

Well, she does have a nice body...

She's soooo ugly.

She has huge nipples at that...wow!

Yet more proof that God is a man. A man, baby!

This is completely off the subject, but the ice cream man just drove past my office. He had that weird circus music blaring, it was awesome. I was going to buy something, but the fucker drove off. I can't remember the last time I saw the ice cream man. What a happy day.

I saw the ice cream man today, too. He brought me two big scoops of Vanillary Swank, with sprinkles. Mmmmm.... sprinkles...

Pepperoni nipples!

I might go gay for her....

She has really huge boobs. If I hugged her I'd be a little scared they might squish me to death.

Butterface!

Dig the silver dollars.

Was about to send that to you :)

At least it distracts from her horseface...

if you wanna be cool in hollywood, u have to show off your nipples.

hell i guess if you wanna be cool anywhere show your nipples.

Are you guys fucking kidding me? It's a widely known fact that she got breast implants after Boys Don't Cry.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005460.html

If you don't "trust" that site, go look at any other pictures or movies with her before 2000.

Hell, look at this:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1443/Events/1443/HilarySwan_Caulf_483749_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Swank,%20Hilary

I demand the name of her doctor, and his next available appointment.

I don't think her tits are new. She's always had a hot body--even back in the Karate Kid days --#47, you're right about that. She was too sexy for that movie. Even with the innocent demeanor; I don't know how the guys on the set controlled themselves!? By the way, the trailer for "The Next Karate Kid" is a hoot!

http://videodetective.com/home.asp?PublishedID=5296

I feel the same way... everytime I see her face I think she's a boy... and I think "Brandon/Teena"

Finally, some good see-through pics!!

Awesome! Check out The Photoshoped X-Ray Glasses filter:

http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/04/hilary-swank-x-ray-glasses.html

Why is a legitimate actress like Hillary Swank wearing a see through top and showing off her breasts anyway?? Oh yeah I forgot...she is looking for a new husband.

I need the name of her doctor - I'm trying to get on "Fear Factor".

I just had a lesbian moment there.

I defer to Mr. Skin as the foremost authority about real vs. fake titties... Check out:
http://www.mrskin.com/Stars/01238/Hilary_Swank.htm

Here's a shot from 2001--wanted to share

http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1131/Events/1131/wi20010325_HilarySwank_McCoy_161675.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Swank,%20Hilary

No way those are real but WHO CARES!!! She's cute but definately a horse face.

7 outta 10.

#82 -- why can't REAL breasts ever look like that? I spent half an hour this morning "arranging" my bosom to see if I could make them resemble Hillary's. Sucked in my stomach, arched my back, squinted and backed about 30 feet from the mirror -- it didn't work.

Apparently, you need a plastic surgeon to get them to look so blindingly beautiful. If only I hadn't cashed in my 401k for all that crystal meth! I used to be someone, you know.

Wow, I wish I had some of those..naturally anyway... >:P

Never mind Hilary Swanks boobies, - when are we going to see Hilary duffs?

84 - www.awfulplasticsurgery.com
www.goodplasticsurgery.com

They know what they're talking about.

What a body, very atheletic, she has implants, but WOW are they nice! When she doesn't smile too big, she is very interesting looking, but far from gorgeous. She is a very talented actress, very hard to dislike.

Chad Lowe IS the doofus!

oh yeah, they're real. no surgeon could do that.

i am jealous and smitten all at the same time.

#91-- NO!! They're FAKE! Check out awfulplasticsurgery.com. They are fake, fake, fake.

And if they aren't, then I might as well have a penis.

Or kill myself. WHY did I decide to breast-feed?

now, THOSE are real... and THOSE are spectacular!!!!!

You girls are ENRAGING me! THEY ARE FAKE!!!! For the love of God, tell me they're fake.

FAKE.

isn't she Batman mmm ?

Gosh, someone finally invests some money and looks somewhat natural instead of a cartoon character in the Barbarella-Pam Anderson mode and people are going nuts.

Their fake but she is awfully proud of them. Good for her.
Maybe she'll land a husband.

Now what is taking so damn long in posting the Tom Cruise, "My father beat me story?"

MI3 is in trouble and they are getting guns lined up early.
But not before we get our shots off.

You're so right #77. She totally had big knockers in The Next Karate Kid. I've seen that movie like 3000 times. I mean...what? Ummm no I haven't...I gotta go.

her and britney need to go bra shopping together

her and britney need to go bra shopping together

Hilary needs to let those puppies out more. Wow. I never knew! It's amazing how much better a woman looks when you just stare at her nice rack. Everything else looks better all of a sudden.

Hilary needs to let those puppies out more. Wow. I never knew! It's amazing how much better a woman looks when you just stare at her nice rack. Everything else looks better all of a sudden.

She looks terrific, and she's a great actress. There's been a lot of teasing going around about how manly she is, but I prefer the term 'strong personality'.

Those are real, she's always had big boobies.

they look good but slap on a bra honey...that see thru crap is so tacky...

Okay, I'm a straight woman and even I want to knead those beautiful breasts. Wow, the nipple direction is perfection!

Aren't those old pics?
I think I remember seeing them on awfulplasticsurgery.com some time ago.

Her nipples are too big.

Thank you.

Some pics you see of her she looks ugly, other you see she looks pretty, but i think we can all agree that the woman has a damn nice rack.

Wow, I love em. I just love em. I never knew she was so freakin endowed with such beauties! Chad Lowe is sooooo damn lucky to get his little pale hobbit sized mitts on those. They certainly look very real to me. I am a boob expert. If they were fake, she would've covered up the surgery by having a baby with Chad and said she was breastfeeding as to why they were big.. Thats the great Hollywood boob coverup method. Unless you're a big skank like Lindsay Lohan and just don't give a shit cause you're on coke.

Those are some cuties. I want a pair but nime are sufficient.

She's the best...around! Nothing's gonna ever keep her down!

Do your boobs hang low...

Damn. I'll comment on that/those. She even passes my six pencils test. The suns are out, the trees are swaying in the breeze and all is right with the world. Come on over, honey.

Those are REAL boobs, folks!! She always has had huge jugs.
Just take a look at a pic of Hil back in the day of "The Next Karate Kid":

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/2699/thenextkaratekid4sn.jpg
She already had some nice boobies back then.

By the way those plasticsurgery sites always use pics from different angles, which makes it really hard to tell if any of their claims are true. But I do know that unlike fake boobs, natural ones conform and depress with the shape of a tight dress, which can make them appear smaller.

Fucking fabulous natural tits. Just put a bag over her head and I would do her.

You guys are deluding yourselves. Those are implants. I've seen other photos of Hil, and, trust me, those are FAKE. They only look real because we're so used to see the ridiculously exaggerated sized implants (ala Pam Anderson). Plus, they don't even match her frame.

Dream on, boys. Dream on.

Nothing better than jealous females screaming "Fakity fake fake" because a woman has a nice pair of C cups. They are so clearly real it's not even funny. What plastic surgen does fake implants that hang that naturally. If anything sells it it's that last pic.

Oh and one more tidbit - heard she sheds the whole toughgirl image in her next film The Black Dahlia (directed by DePalma). She plays a lady of the night - and comparisons are being made to Kim Basinger's turn in LA Confidential. In other words another Oscar and apparently she is also smoking hot in the film...

Real or fake... doesn't matter when they look that good. I'm straight, and I still appreciate those babies.

Real: Thank God for making such beauty.

Fake: Thank the surgeon who went along with the fact (or convinced her) that they don't need to be as big as your fucking head to look good. Pammy looked so much better when she had normal sized implants.

#75 Baroness:

One of the photos you posted, the one with her holding up her blouse, looks like she has tiny boobies, but it's dated after one of the other photos on the same site that shows her with big boobs. I think she just wore a blouse that made it look like she's got small boobs. Granted, the link with her in the brown dress in 2000 looks like she has small ones, but after looking at the dates on the other ones, and those pics of her in KK2, I'm not so sure.

Regardless, again, they're very nice.

Hot diggity! I hit that in a flat millisecond!

She got really great falsies, they look almost natural...yes i said ALMOST. At least they're not huge or anything, and her nipples are still really large.

Wow.

That's the best she's ever looked....

these pics are so old, and those breasts are real. all the plastic surgery sites are stupid, the post boys don't cry comparison is stupid, she is just wearing a tight top, you can still see how huge her breasts are in the before..

i'm sure everyone who remembers the buffy: the vampire slayer movie with kirsty swanson, will remember her jugs having a role of their own.. next time take a closer look at that movie, hillary swank's breasts are gigantic and that is 1992 when she was 18.. she is just very good at hiding their enormity, something only natural breasts can do because they're not lumps stuck on yr chest.. they must be DD at least, and 5'5 girls with double dee's are one of god's great gifts..

She has nice breats, but she still looks like a man, and thats a tacky top!

#113

it doesn't matter if a chicks boobs hang low because they all look the same when she's on her back ;)

I still hate her face, but I gotta say great rack, and definitely real. They are too low to be fake. I'm not saying she has saggy tits. They are just too low (read: too REAL-looking) to be fakes.

awesome tah tah's....as for her face?!? That's what a light switch is for.

Okay, okay. They ARE really nice. But... I didn't know Hilary was as dumb and/or as attention deprived as Hohan, Paris Herpeton or any other starlit that gets dressed before going out in public as whorish as possible. I mean, I feel weird if my BRA shows too much through a shirt, and I change. And I dont have paparrazzi following me or anyone to look good for! Did she pick out shirts and look and the mirror and go "nope, I need full frontal nudity here. NEXT!"

I've got huge knockers too, and my family and friends would never let me out in public like that! How did she get passed her friends without them telling her she is selling herself short? I mean, she could have shown just as much in Playboy and gotten millions for it.

a *DuH*

If their real congrats to her for having a nice chest. If they're not, I want the name of her surgeon cause I wanna get me some Oscar-worthy boobies

I'd motorboat 'em.

Oh, God, don't these people look at mirrors? What, too afraid to look at their own faces? Come on!

Those are real, folks. Sorry. Now go back to your mortal lives with your mortal breasts and your bad sex with average looking people.

I don't think they're natural, guys. Too much skin and bone above them. They would be skin bags with her body fat percentage. They are too full. Definitely S-I-L-I-C-O-N. I bet there aren't 2 in ten actresses in hollywood with natural tits and she and Scarlett are not on the list. I've been married to two with silicon fun bags and dated a lot of others and it is pretty easy to tell if you know what to look for.

Well, they're real. REAL DISGUSTING! Nipple position is freaky. Who's the old man next to her with her nipples showing - her dad? Ewww. Chad will never take her back after this.
Can she tie 'em in a knot? Can she tie 'em in a bow?

They are real and they are pretty. High nipples mean they'll probably never really point down. (lucky bitch!)

She bound them in that Oscar dress on the plastic surgery site. I agree with the poster who says that only REAL breasts do that. It's genetic. Doesn't matter if she doesn't have fat above the breast bone. Her genes put her only fat there (lucky bitch squared)

I have to jump on the "love 'em" band wagon.

They are beautiful, real or not.

# 12, RAPTOR TITS! BWA-HAA-HA-HA!!
*wipes tear from eyes*
funniest shit i've seen here in days.
seriously, hate to say it, but i think they are real. i've never SEEN nipples placed exactly there, but i don't get out much.

papa, c'n i have a nice "long john" from the ice cream man??

man, did i just "date" myself or what?

btw, my mama always tole me "honey, if'n ya got it, flaunt it!!

From now on whenever I'm having a bad day, I will return to this very page and stare and the glorious orbs of perfection that are Hilary Swanks breasts. Its odd but they have some kind of weird control over me, like I can't stop staring at them.. but either way if some people start to call it a "problem" at least I'm very happy and content with my problem.

They are REAL you idiots!

Don't nobody say otherwise.

Too bad the duct tape holding them up can't be seen through the dress.

I think this post is about nipples but all I can see are teeth.

#s 43 & 44
what about chest puppies, norks

Holy Nipples! As a fellow ovary bearer, I must exclaim in awe of those all real, natural sagging boobies from Heaven! Yowsa!

REAL! I've seen fakes on real women, even jiggled a set on a good friend [and I'm straight and a woman] so I could see if they'e hard as rocks. Fakes never ever look that good, ever. Fakes always are hard and don't really sag. NEVER. I've seen 20 yr old boob jobs and they're still at attention like the day they were installed. No sagging is a dead giveaway.

Hilary's had big ta-tas for a long time, they're notable in a few films over the years. I'm completely besotted with her boobies and want a pair just like them. Please Dr. Jeykll, may I have some more boobies?!

The only time my own came close to that perfection was during the lactation phase when I was 21 and I was skinny as a rail and had enrmo juggs like that. Sadly, after lactation ended they deflated and now look like two oranges in a nylon stocking...hence my need for implants of my very own.

I know it's not cool here but I can't say anything bad about Hilary Swank, I think she's a total sweetie and a rare bird in Hollywood - very pretty despite the horse-teeth, really unaffected by the fame, unfuckingbelievable body and boobies and nice as can be too. And she's a genuinely talented actress. And wow, again...what a pair!

One thing......AT LEAST THEY'RE REAL!!!! I like her. She seems nice. A little horsey-faced but....well, I like horses.

I've read the other posts. It makes me sad because we have been conditioned to seeing so many fake jugs that people can't even tell when the real ones hit them in the eye.

People, DUH, there are actually women out there with real tits (myself NOT included, I'm fucking flat).

How did get get a pic of my friend, LB? She and Hillary must be twins.

Well, this picture forces me to drop some well earned respect for Hilary Swank. I read where see came from a very poor background and has worked herself to the bone to master her acting skills so she could rise up from her humble start in life.

The work she did in Million Dollar Baby was the best acting I have seen in many years. Truely a all time great job in that film. I was thinking she would be too smart to waer a see through top like that. Hilary, if you read this remember your roots and don't let yourself fall into that mindless hollywood junk. Something tells me you have more class than this picture shows.