April 04, 2006
The Simpsons movie teaser trailer
This probably would have made more sense a decade ago. Although they are releasing it on 7/7/07 so that's pretty cool. Maybe they can schedule it so that the first showing is at 7:77 PM. I find watching movies at made-up times just makes them better.
NOTE: I've chosen to ignore the 2 on the 27. When you're as psychotically good looking as I am, that's a right you've earned.
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Comments
1. Posted by heifferzzz on April 4, 2006 05:50 AM
Muahahahahahaha!!!
2. Posted by heifferzzz on April 4, 2006 05:55 AM
Yeah, that was for you TDubb!! FIRST!! Suck on that! Plus, booorrriiinnnggg, is there really no news superficial? Bring back the Kirsten hate, i demand my money's worth...wait... i meant, I DEMAND MY MONEYS WORTH!!
3. Posted by jon on April 4, 2006 06:19 AM
I'm sure the video says 27/7/07. That means we can actually watch it at 27:07:07.
4. Posted by Philip Ramirez on April 4, 2006 06:20 AM
Umm I guess the editor is slightly deaf... "Opening July 27th, 2007". Then again, this early in the morning I can't blame ya.
5. Posted by horriblecherry on April 4, 2006 06:33 AM
hmmmm. Does anyone else agree that the Simpsons aren't as good as they used to be? I'd rather watch Family Guy.
6. Posted by Uhn Tiss Baby on April 4, 2006 06:34 AM
Is there no end to the menacing cogwheel of drivel that is The Simpsons? The show is like Madonna. It's waaaaay overstayed its welcome. It can only beg for mercy in the shadow of the far superior animated comedies Family Guy and South Park. Boycott this shite!
7. Posted by zyklone_b on April 4, 2006 06:42 AM
The Simpsons stopped being funny right after season four or five... This movie will stink even worse than Jeff Dahmer's fridge.
8. Posted by Ms Crackalackin on April 4, 2006 06:59 AM
Dangit! I wanted to be #7!!
9. Posted by CheekyChops on April 4, 2006 07:02 AM
Glad I'm #8.
The Simpsons were funny years ago. Years ago.
10. Posted by CheekyChops on April 4, 2006 07:03 AM
Ooops #9. No rules to being #9.
11. Posted by aus101 on April 4, 2006 07:26 AM
Does anyone even watch The Simpsons anymore? Its been lame for a while now, just a cash cow for the network. Back in the day it was great though.
12. Posted by Maeve97 on April 4, 2006 08:36 AM
I officially hate all of you motherfuckers. I will never say a bad thing about the Simpsons. NEVER!
13. Posted by DonLes91 on April 4, 2006 09:19 AM
I'm with #12, especially after that episode where Marge got implants (mmm...titties). And she was reacing for a can of whatever and kept closing the cabinet doors with her boobs...PRICELESS!
14. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 4, 2006 09:41 AM
Bart, remember that time when Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish?
I was crying and you said I never had a goldfish!
Then why did I have the bowl Bart?
WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?
Save me Jebus!!!!!
15. Posted by Maeve97 on April 4, 2006 09:51 AM
Alcohol...the cause, and solution to, all of life's problems.
And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore was the best day of my life.
16. Posted by mattnoks on April 4, 2006 10:07 AM
I'm with #12, I could never bash the Simpsons. Yeah the movie probably won't be the best thing I've ever seen but I will go see it for sure. It can still be pretty funny too and its been on for 17 fing years.
17. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 4, 2006 10:32 AM
Johnny Tightlips where you shot..
I'm not saying anything...
Then what do I tell the doctor...
Tell him to suck a lemon.....
Fat Tony is my Idol !!!!
18. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 4, 2006 10:52 AM
Lisa Simpson is tart.
19. Posted by Maeve97 on April 4, 2006 10:58 AM
I'm Idaho!
20. Posted by Jayne on April 4, 2006 11:25 AM
Meh.
I'm glad FG put Stewie: The Untold Story on immediate dvd. They knew I was too busy to drag my ass to theatres and not pay for overpriced popcorn.
They also managed to figure that it wouldn't be as great and hilarious compared to a single episode.
21. Posted by Jayne on April 4, 2006 11:26 AM
Meh.
I'm glad FG put Stewie: The Untold Story on immediate dvd. They knew I was too busy to drag my ass to theatres and not pay for overpriced popcorn.
They also managed to figure that it wouldn't be as great and hilarious compared to a single episode.
22. Posted by seminole on April 4, 2006 11:28 AM
I still see some funny stuff on the Simpsons. Not as good as it was in the '90s, but still better than 95% of the sitcoms out there.
Family Guy wouldn't exist without the Simpsons.
23. Posted by seminole on April 4, 2006 11:29 AM
I still see some funny stuff on the Simpsons. Not as good as it was in the '90s, but still better than 95% of the sitcoms out there.
Family Guy wouldn't exist without the Simpsons.
24. Posted by Missgreen16 on April 4, 2006 11:43 AM
The Simpsons is (was) the best show ever...it stopped being funny after season 7. It's definitely outstayed it's welcome and it makes me sad it went so downhill, and the movie will probably suck. Family Guy is definitely funnier these days. But I agree, Simpsons seasons 3-7 kick Family Guy's ass in every way.
25. Posted by Cheerios on April 4, 2006 11:50 AM
blah blah and without Flintstones there wouldn't be the Simpsons.
I can't when this gets into a heated FG vs Simpsons fued.
I predict like... 100+ responses.
26. Posted by Cheerios on April 4, 2006 11:50 AM
I can't wait* when..
gah.
27. Posted by Maeve97 on April 4, 2006 11:52 AM
I like the Family Guy as well. I think it's acceptable to like both shows, in the way that some people like Johnny Carson and Dave Letterman.
28. Posted by MizScarlett on April 4, 2006 11:55 AM
Yeah, The Simpsons lives in Suck-Land now, but even at its worst, it's STILL better than any of the other True Crap on network TV. I'd rather watch a lame Simpsons any day than, say, that asinine new, night-time game show hosted by the germaphobic, now-bald and always-moronic Howie Mandel.
The only other thing worth watching is Family Guy, because Pe-tah is fucking INSANE! And Stewie's so cute... I'd hit that, dirty diaper and all.
29. Posted by Proteon on April 4, 2006 12:01 PM
OMG 1997 is going to be the best year EVER!!!
30. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on April 4, 2006 12:23 PM
Wow, I'm totally not going to see this. Simspsons is painfully embarassing/unfunny to watch. If the actors behind this show had any iota of self-respect, they would have thrown in the towel 12 years ago when this show lost any semblance of wit. I hope the movie tanks a la Basic Instinct 2.
31. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on April 4, 2006 12:23 PM
Wow, I'm totally not going to see this. Simspsons is painfully embarassing/unfunny to watch. If the actors behind this show had any iota of self-respect, they would have thrown in the towel 12 years ago when this show lost any semblance of wit. I hope the movie tanks a la Basic Instinct 2.
32. Posted by Spindoc on April 4, 2006 01:07 PM
This just in, The creators of "The Jetsons" will finally release a full length movie to theaters this summer.
33. Posted by Courtney on April 4, 2006 01:09 PM
#5, I tend to think the oppsite. Family Guy has been dumbed down so much, it's rarely funny anymore. It's a shame, really.
34. Posted by Courtney on April 4, 2006 01:10 PM
#5, I tend to think the opposite. Family Guy has been dumbed down so much, it's rarely funny anymore. It's a shame, really.
35. Posted by Kelly on April 4, 2006 01:47 PM
#30 I would much rather watch Homer bang his balls than Sharon Stone getting gang bangned any time. I will be the first person in line. GO Simpsons!!
36. Posted by whackjob on April 4, 2006 02:26 PM
Um, isn't July 2007 like, um, a really long time from now and everything?
Like, the whole planet could be completely destroyed by global warming.
Wait, that was a dam that broke from a burning boat we accidently set on fire, and then blamed on global warming. Wait, that was south park. Never mind.
37. Posted by hafaball on April 4, 2006 03:16 PM
The Family Guy movie sucked balls, I hope this one doesn't suck as much.
38. Posted by boredatwurk on April 4, 2006 04:00 PM
I have lost interest in the simpsons through the years, it isn't as funny.
However, the Halloween specials still kick ass.
39. Posted by Cocacola Sorrow on April 4, 2006 06:01 PM
The Simpsons are still incredibly popular here in Australia... I still love the show and family guy.
Now American Dad!
THAT sucks.
40. Posted by cibby on April 4, 2006 06:42 PM
I'm not sure why everything has to be turned into a movie... it's obviously a trend trying to capitalize on an established market.
Is the Simpsons still funny?
41. Posted by ebayfan414 on April 4, 2006 07:05 PM
Next thing you know there'll be a big screen version of that hilarious show about that whore Russia, or Paris, or whatever, and her cooch. I bet the movie will be about this whore with a bad nose that rides every object that's pokey-shaped...
Oh wait....
42. Posted by sirokai on April 4, 2006 08:30 PM
All I have to say is:
make a movie = jump the shark
It happened to The Rugrats.
43. Posted by maggixial on April 4, 2006 11:37 PM
Family Guy is painful to watch. It's the same joke over and over and over again.