April 04, 2006
Kevin Federline and Kidd Kraddick Dance Off
Dallas radio personality Kidd Kraddick had a Dance Dance Revolution dance-off against Kevin Federline. I don't want to spoil the ending, but you wouldn't be completely wrong if you assume K-Fed loses. Didn't this guy used to be a dancer or something? I'm pretty sure he used to dance for a living before latching on to Britney Spears and changing his occupation to professional hobo.
Thanks to Ryan for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by KatieA978 on April 4, 2006 10:21 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Are we sure he was a dancer? Is there any proof? Because in this case, the prosecution seems to be winning...
2. Posted by εïз~Dawn~εïз on April 4, 2006 10:25 PM
Hahahahahahahaha
3. Posted by Ramdonomo on April 4, 2006 10:30 PM
Kevin Federline is just... gross.
Seriously, what could she POSSIBLY have seen in that? Everything else aside, she used to be fairly talented, mostly pretty... what could she have seen in THAT?! It's not like she married him because she was pregnant.
Just... nasty gross. For real.
~ Mo
4. Posted by BigJim on April 4, 2006 10:31 PM
Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.
Uh, make that a trailer park.
5. Posted by hafaball on April 4, 2006 10:37 PM
That games hard... '.';; If you've never played it, and I'd expect Fed just spends his time thinking of raps all day, druk and high. "Yo yo, I got a new rythm that's so fresh, I fucked the nanny and never gave her a tip!" That's okay Fed, you can keep that one.
6. Posted by hafaball on April 4, 2006 10:38 PM
oh yeah, Katie, thanks for not saying first :)
7. Posted by nbk on April 4, 2006 10:39 PM
That was utterly, completely, absolutely a waste of time watching that clip. I wanted my 2 minutes back!
8. Posted by KatieA978 on April 4, 2006 10:43 PM
I just wanted to check - is this the same game they have in arcades where there are 2 young Asian girls playing it for about 4 hours and kicking ass? It's scary to be that co-ordinated - or in K-Fed's cause, un-co-ordinated.
Hafaball - you're welcome, although I was sorely tempted since it will probably never happen again. :)
9. Posted by wastingtime on April 4, 2006 10:57 PM
Does anyone still wonder why he married a multi-millionaire? And hasn't left her ass even though she looks pregnant even when she's not? His day job wasn't working out so well.
10. Posted by cleo on April 4, 2006 11:00 PM
I am dazzled by the super-fantastic dance abilities of the always hot K-Fed...
Is it just me or does he look like he's trying to decide whether to cry or to beat the crap out of the other guy... white-trash style...
11. Posted by Binky on April 4, 2006 11:02 PM
They both dance like they're waiting in line in the men's room after a day old Burrito Special.(with extra chili)
12. Posted by sweetcheeks on April 4, 2006 11:20 PM
The Bible teaches that we are all created in God's image. I don't know if "image" includes all the gastrointestinal functions we have as humans, but if it does, then God took a dump and called it Kevin Federline.
And it was good.
13. Posted by mYslead on April 4, 2006 11:21 PM
bah it's not like DDR was real dancing and then again he lost by 1k. :s
14. Posted by eightieslingo on April 4, 2006 11:29 PM
I listen to Kidd Kraddick on his morning show, and he said that after playing against Kevin, he didn't ever use the back arrow (there are front, 2 sides, and a back arrow on the board) because he didn't even know it was there.
So basically, he beat Kevin using only three arrows, and Kevin used all four. How much does he suck now?
15. Posted by krisdylee on April 5, 2006 12:03 AM
3 looooooooooonnnnnngggggggg minutes.
16. Posted by TXBlonde on April 5, 2006 12:38 AM
I am now officially ashamed that I was born and live in Dallas, Tx. It won't be he first or the last time.
Isn't there gang shootings going on all the time - can't we just "pretend" that he's in a gang? And, as his limo drives by...
17. Posted by SL500gt on April 5, 2006 12:46 AM
WTF. I listen to that show in the morning... How the hell did i miss this?
18. Posted by Tania on April 5, 2006 12:57 AM
That was BORING & WAY TOO LONG!!!!
You should put up a warning with that video. Something like DWIYHAL = Don't watch if you have a life.
19. Posted by hafaball on April 5, 2006 12:59 AM
yeah, the people that filmed this don't know about jump cuts....but it;s all right...i just skipped to the end :P
20. Posted by saltpeanuts on April 5, 2006 01:09 AM
Hey, K-fed, you've been SERVED, biatch!
21. Posted by ning_ning on April 5, 2006 01:17 AM
That was stupid whoever posted this post,
K-fed is too busy spending fat asses money and laying pipe to be interested in this stupid shit.
22. Posted by saltpeanuts on April 5, 2006 01:18 AM
Oh yeah, and also dance-offs are way cool. I mean check out the video for Michael Jackson's "Beat It". That is like way awesomer than any other video in the history of videos.
K-fed definately can score a spot in the new movie "Breakin' III: Breakback Mountain", but he'll have to fend off Vin Diesel for the lead break dancer role. Awesome!!!
23. Posted by sirokai on April 5, 2006 01:29 AM
#14: Kidd might not have noticed the back arrow, but K-Fed never realized what any of the arrows meant. Chances are there was a digital girl in the background of the screen and he was checking her out. Occasionaly he moved his feet because he had a feeling "something" was going on and he needed to smile and make motions to look like he was interested.
And K-Fed also couldn't tell if he lost until Kidd told him. He couldn't tell the difference between the 2 numbers or read "win " or "lose." That explains the massive delay between the end of the round and K-Fed's realization that he lost.
A fitting solution would be for Britney to ditch K-Fed and get with Kidd. I mean, that's what they used to do in Olden Times, right? Two men would fight each other for the woman, and then the winner would walk off with the dame while the loser bled all over the ground. Sure, they call it a "dance-off" now but the winner still deserves the spoils. And I mean spoils. Maybe Kidd just told K-Fed, "you can keep the ho. Pwning your lame ass is my prize."
24. Posted by PostmanR on April 5, 2006 01:36 AM
this Kidd character is even more pathetic than K-fed. is that even possible?
25. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on April 5, 2006 03:17 AM
A) I love Kelly.
B) How can anyone expect anything from K-Fed, the music playing wasn't Popozao, which is inarguably the best dance track ever.
C) It's really sad when a loser like Federline is too lazy to even try at video games. I've never met a white trash pud who didn't love sitting around playing their Playstation all day.
26. Posted by Conductor71 on April 5, 2006 04:05 AM
Lets face it - K-Fed probably shot Biggie AND Tupac and he's not got much to do, so why not lock him up forever? Theres plenty of morons to fill the space, the police can close their Tupac/Biggie files and Britney can go back to being everyones fave wank-fantasy. Everyone wins!! Apart from K-Fed of course, but then he never did so he wont notice the difference
27. Posted by amazinggrace2005 on April 5, 2006 07:32 AM
I can never get those 3 minutes back....
28. Posted by Lala on April 5, 2006 07:36 AM
#23 Sirokai - I was rolling with that visual. K-Fed as part of some Pavlovian experiment, using the dance machine girl as his stimuli. Brilliant! "If you put another girl in front of him, he will come."
29. Posted by CheekyChops on April 5, 2006 08:01 AM
It's good to see that adult retards can have fun too.
30. Posted by bjpack on April 5, 2006 09:29 AM
This is kind of funny...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PopoZao
This is kind of sad...
http://www.myspace.com/kevinfederlineforreal
31. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 5, 2006 09:30 AM
I couldn't even watch it.
Kevin Federline is like one of those lamprey eels you see stuck to the sides of great white sharks - in this case, Britney.
32. Posted by WeAreCoolDudes on April 5, 2006 09:35 AM
You guys are such haters! KFed is so much better than you give him credit for. Obviously the other guy practiced more, so it wasnt a fair match. You were so caught in your hate that you failed to notice that KFed got a hair cut and was looking quite handsome. Britney is no fool!
33. Posted by PapaHotNuts on April 5, 2006 09:41 AM
After this competition ended, a three year old challenged K-Fart to a spelling bee, in which he responded, "Yo, Yo, Yo, bring dat mu'fuckin bee on, I ain't losin to no insek."
Ironically, the bee outspelled K-Fed when they got to the word "trash".
34. Posted by mamacita on April 5, 2006 09:59 AM
#24
You shut your stinky poo-poo face!!! Kidd Kraddick is the bizomb!!!!! He is hilarious as all get out and you suck!!!! Ok, now that I got that out of my system. Obviously, I'm a Kidd Kraddick fan, but seriously, he knows that he is totally uncool and dorky and that's part of what makes him so awesome.
35. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 5, 2006 10:01 AM
When asked to spell trash he replied "B-R-I-T-T-N-E-Y"
I'm sorry Kevin that is incorrect, there is only one T in trash......
36. Posted by DonLes91 on April 5, 2006 10:04 AM
LOL @ #35!
37. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 5, 2006 10:06 AM
I listen to Kidd Kraddick every morning because it helps me mentally prepare for a long day of work. Incidentally, I beat children for a living.
38. Posted by Pie Man on April 5, 2006 10:16 AM
Kidd Kraddick is spastic.
39. Posted by PapaHotNuts on April 5, 2006 10:31 AM
#35- NICE!!
40. Posted by Lola on April 5, 2006 10:49 AM
Oh man, Its beyond hilarious to watch with the sound off....not that its not funny with it on, because its K-Fed, and if you don't laugh when you see him, you're obviously an idiot like he or Britney.
41. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 5, 2006 11:42 AM
Thank you, Thank you, and a special thank you to Papa whom without this laughter would have never been possible.
42. Posted by Lala on April 5, 2006 11:44 AM
Wait a second, I recognize that "hands up in the air" dance move K-Fed has perfected so well:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PaiJIbweU6g&search=peanut%20butter%20federline
43. Posted by Celetina on April 5, 2006 12:11 PM
I dunno, beating K-Fed at anything seems a little bit like potty training your kid: you're so proud for a moment, but then you realize that it's just a piece of shit.
44. Posted by Spindoc on April 5, 2006 12:17 PM
So this guy can't even win a competition involving what he used to do for a living against some fat DJ? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, Britney, you know how ta pick em girl. If Kevin was in a plane crash with the rest of us we could eat him first.
45. Posted by llynnowens on April 5, 2006 12:43 PM
At first this video actually had me respecting K-Fed some because I figured he doesn't play DDR very well due to his having more important things to do than practice arcade dancing, but then I followed the myspace link from #30 and heard the "only for the haters" song and realized K-Fed will never do anything important.
Kev, the 2 young asian girls who spend all their time at DDR could still "call the haters out" with craftier rhymes than you... AND beat you using only three arrows, ya no-talent sleaze.
46. Posted by okiedoke on April 5, 2006 12:48 PM
C'mon, cut K-Fed a break. If they had been dancing to Popozao, he'd have kicked that guy's ass!!
47. Posted by MizScarlett on April 5, 2006 01:01 PM
His next competition is in Tokyo against Bobby Hill.
48. Posted by Erienne on April 5, 2006 01:36 PM
Am I the only one who can't see the video, despite starting my browser over a few times?
49. Posted by Wild Rose on April 5, 2006 02:18 PM
Erienne--check out Kidd's website (I googled him). Despite warnings, I watched the tape and I have to admit I was shocked at how K-Fed's dancing compared to Kidd's, as in, he really SUCKED and Kidd actually beat his ass at such a simple game. I've seen kids in arcades totally go for it and it's mesmerizing, to say the least. Guess K-Fed didn't want to break a sweat, as he just had his monthly shower. That or else he was suffering from a major hangover.
50. Posted by sirokai on April 5, 2006 02:18 PM
#48: YouTube is down, so all the videos are down. It should be back... eventually.
And this thread has some of the funniest comments by far. More K-Fed posts, please!
51. Posted by dimestoredetective on April 5, 2006 02:37 PM
Am I the first to say this?
POPOZOW!!!
52. Posted by krisdylee on April 5, 2006 03:39 PM
poopyzao
53. Posted by imabeeatch on April 5, 2006 05:11 PM
I’m just not a shit giver I guess.
54. Posted by Craig & "em" on April 5, 2006 05:13 PM
That Dum Dum can't even do that right!
55. Posted by Kelly on April 5, 2006 08:59 PM
Kids this is your brain on drugs, any question?
56. Posted by sunkarma on April 5, 2006 09:10 PM
Forget the game...I CAN OUTDANCE KEVIN. I think anyone with rythm can outdance him. Good lord.
57. Posted by NoraBalora on April 5, 2006 09:24 PM
I mean, it's not normal dancing...it's understandable that he wouldn't be good at it.
58. Posted by ESQ on April 5, 2006 10:22 PM
"Creditline" is reinforcing the fact all the reasons why he doesn't have to work and continue being a professional hobo.
Remember if you do not regularly utilize something you soon will forget how to do it once you try and go back.
59. Posted by cowgirl on April 6, 2006 09:03 AM
who the frick filmed this? did we even see their feet once?
definitely loss of precious minutes to watch!
60. Posted by Blaze on April 6, 2006 09:39 AM
OH GOD I FLIPPING HATE HIM!! gay ass kfed..
61. Posted by Mr. Fritz on April 6, 2006 10:25 AM
I have seen K-Sped's myspace and was amused by all of the ass kissing "friends" he has on there. He and Britney must pay them to "give props".
62. Posted by A Nobody on April 6, 2006 11:59 AM
I've always wondered if he knew he was white or not... I guess he did.
63. Posted by Blaze on April 6, 2006 01:09 PM
I mean come on Britney he was a backup dancer.. SICK! atleast go for the drummer!
This K-fed is nothing but a douchebag!
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS
64. Posted by Jacq on April 6, 2006 03:42 PM
He can't dance and he can't sing. What does his resume look like? "So I see here that you're good at walking and making babies. What skills do you think would make you an asset here at McDonald's?"
65. Posted by No_Angel on April 6, 2006 06:38 PM
I couldn't possibly waste my time watching much after the start of round one, but to me it looked as if these two losers are still trying to potty-train.
Make that ONE loser. I'm sure K-Fed still has to be told to go potty on a regular basis.
Britney has to be blind, deaf and have no sense of smell (or dignity) to be married to that, let alone procreate.
I'm sure the days of marriage are numbered. I hope.
66. Posted by LilJenny on April 6, 2006 07:12 PM
YOu can tell K-Fed is illterate:
"D......A.....N...... oh crap, did I lose?"
67. Posted by LilJenny on April 7, 2006 11:29 AM
They should have a dance off doing the Truffle Shuffle