a munchkin that dresses like a dull fledged member of the lollipop guild. take that DAMN cap off.

I've seen bigger stars on my telephone keys.

She looks tranny-ish.

I think Russell looked up and saw that the folds in her fat neck were about to eat his face.

I hope she can still fall back on those green bean commercials....Ho Ho Ho

OOOhhhh, yeah! Kimora Lee single? Are you kidding, me? Kimora is like one of those hot mixed breed that I'm always talking about!

Finding out that she's almost single is like finding out that you're going to the Playboy Mansion. Once you get inside, you'll gonna try to live in it!...

Yawwwwwnnnnn.

Ugh. Her fat neck is so disturbing. It makes me want to vomit.

By looking closely and counting the rings on her neck, you will be able to determine her age.

It must be very inconvenient to be a model and have a neck that long. I'm guessing it takes a good two to three minutes to vomit.

Dizzam. Now maybe Russell will get up on Def Poetry and drop some mad rhymes about his split with his woman.

I bet that they are separated because she's a bee-yotch. I bet she's also still living with him for the same reason that she married him - ALL THAT MONEY. It's been said that her clothing line is taking off, but she wouldn't even have that without him. I want to hit her with a round-house kick, but I think that it'd fall just shy of her kneecap.

P.S. What's the big deal with Baby Phat anyway? I've never seen that line of hooker clothes and accessories anywhere but the clearance rack at TJ Maxx and Ross.

She looks like some horrid cross between Godzilla and Tiger Woods. I'd make the obligatory "I'd hit it" comment, but I'm sure she'd hit me back and I don't have that great of health insurance.

#12/13...my thoughts exactly!

Can someone say "Gold digger"?

After she had a second daughter, it looks like her fat pregnancy face remained.

I ALWAYS get confused on this one..
Was Russell on "Goodtimes" or "What's Happening!"?

Russell better be sleepin' with one eye open... this is one scary, psycho bitch. When she was interviewed in Vanity Fair, and all she could say was, "I will beat a bitch's ASS" in reference to any woman who dared look at Her Man (read: Meal Ticket). She's as nasty as a street-ho, a real mule in a horse harness.

This proves that Russell Simmons is gay. He's been married to a drag queen for years.

This proves that Russell Simmons is gay. He's been married to a drag queen for years.

This is actually all a big misunderstanding. Not many people realize this but they were actually joined at the hip. Really. If you look at the picture you can kind of tell. They were recently separated surgically in another victory for medical technology. We've really come a long way.

Wow... her neck is freakishly long. Maybe it's like one of those collapsable cups you take camping... that would explain the rings.

Will somebody please Circumcise that neck of hers. I havent seen anything that wrinkly since I accidentally went into the mens lockerroom on take your grandfather to workout day at the local gym.

that's a huge bitch

#5 - Thank you for that! I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

Kimora is not only gorgeous {that is a bad pic} she is very saavy.
As for him and them...he constantly cheats on her. I mean, if you want to sleep around, great. But don't get married and have kids.
Good for her!

She's making buckets of money outta this I shit you not...a very good move for a woman who's probably half that munchkin's age...

ET Phone Home!

Janice Dickenson Told Kimora that she was tacky and low class. When you're getting tips on being classy from Janice (Bag of Crap) Dickenson, you're about as low rent as you can get. All I gotta say is though, she earned her money the old fashioned way...on her back.

#17 - i read that article too, and it was so scary it practically gave me nightmares. and then i was in borders the other day, and i saw that kimora has a book out!? it's called, "fabulosity". which is not only a made-up word, but it's not even a GOOD made-up word.

she looks like she's from that culture where women wear decorative rings around their necks and stretch them to like 2 feet long. is that maori?

Shit, I forbid my dtr from wearing any of her ghetto fab crappy tranny clothes. And what the hell happened to her fucking neck?

#5: LMFAO!

...or that he woke up and realized he had married a hosebeast.

Is Kimora's daddy the Michelin Man?

nice neck...

NOT

It took her a long time to get her neck that long. See the before picture before she took the rings off?

http://www.mandalaymyanmar.net/photogallery/photogallery8.jpg

Fabulosity: The velocity at which Lance Armstrong can ride a bike around the circumference of your fat, tortoise neck without dying from exhaustion.

Kimora Lee left Russell?

Expect to see her on The Surreal Life in....three years.

Me sucky long time. . . .

if russell and kimora can't make it -- what couple will furnish their home with hundreds of animal print pillows?

Read her own review of her own book:

Fabulosity has something to say to you. ...whether it's finding Mr. Right, or rocking the latest fashion trend. Packed with useful lessons and Kimora's personal tips, this book will be your instruction manual to empowering yourself ... and unleashing your inner fabulosity.

Hm, I have always wanted to marry a guy for money but couldn't find the gut to do it. I better go get this book to empower myself.

#33 and #36, why don't you keep your racist remarks to your racist selves?

Eracism!

Russel and Kimora didn't last? How's that for unexpected! In other news, Thursday came after Wednesday and a pregnant dog gave birth to puppies.

Fuck me I bet that chick is better built than half the dudes on this site.

I can't even imagine what kind of deep throating she can get up to with a neck like that. oh wait, yes I can..

zero minus zer0 = zero
Dem peeps is null and void.

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS NOT GOING TO LAST!!!

She has got to be the fakest most gold digginiest hoe on the planet. AND SHES LAME TO BOOT. Everything she does sucks including her tacky ghetto hood rat clothing line that I wouldnt let my dog wear. She's got about as much class as any random street walker. I will never forget the day that MARIAH CAREY of all people told this bitch she had a bad attitude and was low class. Divorcing this transvestite is the smartest thing Russell Simmons has ever done and I make that statement knowing full well that he started Def Jam records with that weird white man and made tons of money before anyone knew hip hop existed.

Geez #39 must everything to you be considered racist? Get your head out of your ass and lighten up biatch!!

He get her green card, she love him short time.

Russell Crowe smoked a cigarette?

#4, 8 and 22 - Thank you! Her neck rolls are out of contorl!!!!

I want to punch her baby fat neck

I think she needs to get her tyroid checked or something.

#23... LOL

Shes nothing without him

It is usually recommended to pay the extra money to have the neck lift thrown into the deal when getting plastic surgery. My gosh look at that sag going on!

Wait. Who the fuck are these people? They're a couple of the ugliest celebs ever. I mean, she obviously eats whole, deep fried turkeys for breakfast. That neck must expand like a python's...

Her throat must be able to accommodate a 20 pound fried turkey. Daily. Hey, who the fuck are these people?

36 & 45: wow, yeah, racist comments! aren't you the intelligent one? but guess what, NOT funny, but thanks for trying, you turds.

Maybe they divorced, just no one noticed so they stayed together in hopes someone would....

Yeah, either that or he just noticed her freakishly odd neck.

I thought he was gay? Unless Kimora is a big drag queen.

Two Words: Gold Digger. Russell should join Kanye West for a remix of the song.

#58, Thanks, hilarious!

#53, Here is a little excersise for you in critical thinking. Instead of merely making an ad hominem attack (i.e. you are racist) Try to actually explain what it was about what the person said that was specifically racist. Remember, a joke involving somebody of a different nationality or color is not racist on it's face. There has to be a racist element with intent to harm or denigrate. There, you have your assignment, have at it.....beeeyatch.

#59... HAHA! High five for you! Thank you!

Free your mind, and the rest will follow...
Be color blind, don't be so shallow..

What else, um...
Love Sees No Color!

This Power Couple can't get divorced. There's simply Too Much Money involved. They are The American dream: hip, both successful in their own way, got beautiful children. Not to mention that they live in the nicest crib on earth. So they better stick with each other.

i think she's been hanging out with Tyra too much.

and btw, to the morons who thought previous comments were racist, EVERYBODY is racist towards somebody.

you can't hate on a ghetto black person, yet the whole america was hating on the sand ni**ers. you can't pick and choose which race it is ok to be racist against and which is not. everybody is a racist towards somebody, get over it. trust me, that;s the least of your problems.

we all seen it coming she's a gold-digger, she breeded with him he's stuck. and she's stuck up pot head. now she realizes she can get her shine on with baby phat and the perfumes and shit she don't give a fuck. about nothing but her ass and her little girls, GOLD-DIGGER plain and simple...

#63 - Why does it always have to come to this? first and foremost, saying that everyone is a racist to validate the ignorance that was displayed with #36 AND #46 is unbelieveable! I know everyone has a right to say or believe what they want to say or believe, but with that comment you made in reference to "sand ni**ers"? WHAT is up with that? Did you make that up all by yourself? hmmmm...anyway, I didn't truly pay attention to what Beavis and Butthead were saying (only because these postings bring out the worst in people) until YOU decided it was your duty to enlighten us all. In this day and time, it's just unacceptable and downright sad....I pity you. You seemed quite comfortable with those remarks that were made and you seemed to think the person who responded to such remarks got upset because they were saying something bad about Kimora or a "ghetto black person" You didn't say a "ghetto person", you made SURE to say that she was black when the idiotic comments made by #36 and #46 were clearly trying to poke fun at the fact of her Asian heritage(the fact is she is HALF asian, but is soooo not the issue.) Because I don't know you (TG because your way of thinking would be comical if it weren't so primitive) I would say that we got it...you HATE ni**ers...of all backgrounds and cultures...and since all INTELLIGENT individuals know that a ni**er is a horrible word used to describe an ignorant person, please do me a favor and go and look in the mirror...try not to "lynch" yourself in the process....

#13--- I love IT!!!!!!! YOU are sooo right, baby phat is like, stripper clothes....and CHEAP!!!!!
#63 YOU DISGUST ME
#65? I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU ON EVERY LEVEL. everyone is equal, and were ALL the SAME COLOR ON THE INSIDE!!!!!!!!!
racist bigots, go to hell