April 03, 2006
Cameron Diaz wins lawsuit
The photographer that tried to sell nude pictures of Cameron Diaz back to her for $3 million was convicted last Friday on felony charges of forgery, perjury and attempted grand larceny, and is now serving a four year sentence.
Blackmail is fun and all, but try to make sure you've actually got some embarrassing information to work with before you try it. I suggest video of them molesting a farm animal. If you have trouble getting it, just fake the whole thing with a cardboard cutout of their face taped to yours. Or forget the cardboard cutout and just fondle the farm animals anyway. Either way you're having fun, and that's what really matters.
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Comments
1. Posted by whodatiz on April 3, 2006 09:01 AM
First! YOU'RE a pig, you pig!
2. Posted by blackblackheart on April 3, 2006 09:25 AM
LARR!!! SO FUNNY AHAHAAHA
3. Posted by Uhn Tiss Baby on April 3, 2006 09:26 AM
Everyone's already seen Cameron Diaz' pornos. He should have thought about that before he tried to blackmail her. Dumbass.
4. Posted by CheekyChops on April 3, 2006 09:26 AM
Did he try to sell them back to her because no one else wanted them?
5. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 3, 2006 09:28 AM
It's possible....
http://cameron.diaz.wasarrested.com/S-CA/Hollywood/sheep/F
6. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 3, 2006 09:31 AM
Is that gel?...
7. Posted by LRonHubbaHubba on April 3, 2006 09:39 AM
She has man-hands.
8. Posted by prideofchucky on April 3, 2006 09:59 AM
"I suggest video of them molesting a farm animal"
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HELLO AND THANKS FOR CALLING MOVIEPHONE!
She was a big city girl, he was a small town lifestock. Together they're find out why something so wrong can feel SO RIGHT!
Cameron Diaz in ANIMAL LOVER. Rated PG-13..
9. Posted by Jacq on April 3, 2006 10:52 AM
I'd pay him 2 mil to keep those pictures to himself. Money well spent. Probably look like a photo-shopped picture of a naked 9 year-old boy, stretched to roughly 9 feet tall.
10. Posted by PapaHotNuts on April 3, 2006 11:02 AM
Speaking of other shit no one would want to see, I have some topless photos of Rosie O'Donnell, a beaver shot of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, and a steamy make -out session between Star Jones and a dead squirrel. Bids are starting at $1.00.
11. Posted by bjpack on April 3, 2006 12:00 PM
PapaHotNuts I looked on Ebay and couldn't find this auction. Do I need to email you to bid?
12. Posted by Tracy on April 3, 2006 12:02 PM
Someone sent me naked pics of Brad Pitt. They ruined my Brad Pitt fantasy because his goods didn't live up to my imagination. Cameron is probably afraid that all those 15 year old boys out there will be incredibly disappointed when they realize her body looks just like theirs.
13. Posted by gogoboots on April 3, 2006 12:59 PM
We care because...?
14. Posted by sometimesboy on April 3, 2006 01:55 PM
silly photographer...cameron diaz isn't down with blackmail...she's down with guys who THINK they're black males...
15. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on April 3, 2006 02:10 PM
I didn't think there was such a huge market for geriatric porn. Anyways, isn't Cameron set to star in the sequel to "The Crying Game"?
16. Posted by krisdylee on April 3, 2006 03:30 PM
Ah, fuck, this is no fun. Where the hell is Whitney??? We need more Whitney smokin' the crack fighting Bobby stickin' teeth up her poochana kind of thread....
17. Posted by HughJorganthethird on April 3, 2006 04:13 PM
Cameron Diaz sued someone? No WAY! Next you'll tell me she can't act, hit's photograhers and is dating a fag.
18. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on April 3, 2006 05:31 PM
I'd still hit it.
19. Posted by chewgees on April 3, 2006 07:29 PM
#18 - I think you'd have her all to yourself
20. Posted by A897 on April 3, 2006 08:21 PM
Cameron Diaz is ugly.
21. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on April 3, 2006 09:10 PM
#10 - You'll have to offer a lot more than a dollar if you want someone to take that stuff off your hands. :)
22. Posted by hafaball on April 3, 2006 09:54 PM
Four fucking years? Michael Jackson will never get that and he actually does molest things...children! And numerous times! And he hasn't even been found guilty! AHHH!!!
....I love this country.