Aww Justin. Be a man and tell that bitch you were the best dick ever. And that you guys were so pretty together that we got diabetes just looking at your cuteness together. If she was with you she would still have a career though you probabl would not because she would not have inspired you to write a FU song. But yes you were her best dick ever!!

"He's pretty sad at how things turned out for her." What a smug prick. It's not like his career has been smokin' lately, either. And Cameron Diaz might be even stupider than K-Fed.

dance off --> around the brittney giving birth sculpture! yes...with her spraying on them...awesome! can't ever be No. 1...

He can pretty mych say anything he wants about her because he'll always be the only guy who got her virginity. He is, however, number 896,656,468,463,875,196 to speak out about not liking Kevin Federline.

Wait, I thought they were the same person...

Well I dont knwo about you but I am in love with Britney Spears!! She is just so real. SHe doesnt' care what you say, what I asy . or what Justin says..

I hate K-Fed. He's nothing but a dick weed.

You'll all see one day she will return back tot eh top of teh charts.. you wait adn see, when Country goes out again she will be teh reason.

BRING BACK THE POP PRINCESS

I don't like Britney or Federslime, but this sounds pretty cocky of Timberlake to say. Perhaps he still has feelings for her & is jealous?

I can just hear him singing to Brittney right now.

"I want rock your body, come back to me, dance with me."
"I'm gonna get your FAT ass, back into shape, dance with me."
"No need to cry about, Kevin being gay, come back to me."

I may be the only person who thinks that Justin wasn't being insensitive and rude that he said he's sorry things didn't turn out better for Britney.

I think he might still care about her and wishes they had lasted. Now he's stuck with fugly Cameron and Britney with nasty K-Fed.

Karma's a bitch.

You guys are always hilarious, but the idea of a dance-off is truly priceless. You should pitch ideas to Saturday Night Live. Maybe then the show would be funny again. PRICELESS!

Are we supposed to care what this snot-nosed boob thinks? Go cry to your mama.

Britney made her bed...now she's gotta lie in it...with sheets that smell like Cheeto and K-Fed stank.

Cameron Diaz isn't much a beaut either.
...
hey, neither are you Justin.

Never thought I'd say this, but I agree with something Justin Timberlake said. Whether I like Spears or not, it is kinda sad to see all the money that she busted her ass all during her teen years to earn, being blown by this waste of space. Anybody on this site could spend that money better than that douchebag. (Most would spend it on a lawyer who could figure out how to keep it without staying married to the dumpster queen)

Looking at that picture Justin should be more concerned to find a
SUBTLE EYEBROW WAXER.
GEE-ZUS Timberlake, how much do you pay for those Brazilian's?

K-fed would kick timberlakes ass.

I'm sure the feud between these two thugs will be played out on the streets of Compton with 9mm guns turned sideways, a jumbled mix of Cry Me a River and Popozoa blaring from their Escalades sittin' on chrome 20's, a dazzling array of gang signs, and a complete and total misuse of the word "nigga".

Gangstas will be gangstas, regardless if one used to be on the Mickey Mouse Show and the other grew up on the mean streets of upper class Fresno.

I personally can't wait for K-Fed's response. 2-1 it involves Timberlake being "a lil' bitch", "getting dealt wit", or "wishin he had mad skillz like me". Whatever he says, it will more than likely be journalistic gold.

Justin, be the hero, go and profess your love to her, kick K-fed's ass, take Brit and SP and run away, where y'all can live happily ever after. It is the fairy tale of the modern ages, right?

That's gold, PapaHotNuts...gold!

It's obvious guys, JT is sooo totally scared of the competition from K-Fed's music. No truly...

"But you can call him Daddy instead"

This just in...Justin says that he is sorry to hear that Elvis died. He also thinks that Michael Jackson is really creepy.

Justin obviously still cares about Brit, but I think only as friends, and its true though ever since him, things just went downhill for her, and Justin ended up dating Cameron who looks like the Cheshire Cat so he didnt do that well either, by the way PapaHotNuts, your hillarious!!!

How gracious of Justin to take time off from popping Cameron's zits to issue a statement displaying a pity as false as his faux blackness. Please God, let there be some resurgence of rock to wash all these talentless fucks away forever.

On the plus side for Justin, atleast both he & Cameron have their own money & don't need an allowance.

He's wearing lipstick, right? I mean, that's totally lipstick, right? Hello? Anyone? Dude looks like a lady, no? Nevermind....

They're both gross whatever!

speaking of the dance-off around the scultpture....I KNEW I saw the brit birth pose in print before - aside from porno that is. anyone else see the similarity between that & the "Lemonade" sugar ray album cover?

http://www.sugarray.com/directory/directory.html
coincidence? I think not.

Lipstick? That's lipgloss!!! Whoah, maybe he regrets leaving brit because he misses the days he could wear her lipstick and now all he has is Cameron Diaz's shitty shiney lipgloss. And perhaps it was Brit who used to lend him the tweezers. I think that line of hair missing is where he went at the eyebrows with a shear and missed.

That last part of the superficial post was so funny. I actually read an article that claims JT saw K-fed out in Vegas and that K-Fed was fooling around with some girls. And he called Brit to warn her that her hubby was a scum but she ignored his warnings. So this kinda makes me think that is true. But JT should worry about his own life and let Brit ruin hers.

justin also said that k-fed was a booger-eater...

As far as a dance-off is concerned, K-Fed probably also has more stamina from the exertion of hauling his belly fat in and out of the SUV and walking into the gas station to buy cigarettes.

You'd think that JT wouldn't want to draw attention to the fact that even K-fed is more manly than he is. Say what you want about douchebag Federline, and we always do, but at least he wasn't in a BOY band with 4 other effeminate pussies.

When JT disapproves, who in their right mind can approve?

#31, you have a good point. At least we are all positive K-Fed is straight. The jury's still out on JT. He sounds a little jealous of K-Fed and his relationship with Brit. Maybe JT wants him instead.

This is an ex-lover's quarrel, except Craterlake is pissed at Federslime because the latter dumped him for Britney. Here's a ditty that Justin wrote about his hurt feelings:

Rump ranger
Protein exchanger
Not a stranger
To anal danger

Front rider
Salami hider
Vaseline slider
Butt cheek divider
Bone smuggler
Nut juggler

These are the names I call my ex-boyfriend to piss him off
Pickle poker
Heinie poker
Chicken choker
Man-hood stroker

Butt slammer
Poop jammer
Rear rammer
Intestine crammer
Jump humper
Scrotum lover

These are the names I call my ex-boyfriend to piss him off

Britney dug her own grave. Justin should be pop-n-lockin' all over the rooftops that she didn't drag his ass down with her hillbilly ass.

I'd pick an effeminate, shower taking pussy like Justin over a douchebag like Kevin any day.

"We had a lot of great years together." Why is he commenting on his ex?

Clearly Justin is not yet over Britney. Justin is using Cameron Diaz to get Britney jealous. Justin doesn't love Cameron. If he did, they would have adopted a baby from Uganda by now.

16. Posted by PapaHotNuts
I can't top that.
Hilarious.

All his manliness went out the window the day he cut off his frosted curls.

And Who Cares?

What I want to know is why is George W. in Cancun during Spring Break?

Why wouldn't he meet with the Mexican President in the Capital mexico City?

This timing is a little fishy Mr. Bush.

Why the picture of Sinead under a J-tim story?

Why the picture of Sinead under a J-tim story?

Also, #39, he heard they were filming "Bush Gone Wild" and thought it was going to be about him.

God damned double posts.

God damned double posts..

This is a total crock. K-Fed has been on Justin's payroll this whole time. Needless to say Timberlake has been laughing his ass off for a couple of years now. Who knew revenge could be so cruel?

It's too bad there's no more Celebrity Death Match...this would have been the best. PLus, it seems without CD there's more and more people to make fun of... I hope it comes back! :/

Sounds like these two wankers need a good fisting. I hear Clay Aiken's busy. Hey Jacq, how bout you?

First the whacked-out Scientologists put up signs at TC's (Xenu's) house to tell Katie (Rosemary) Holmes that she must shut up during childbirth but make understandable motions with her hands.

THEN we're subjected to a photo of that gay guy Ryan Seacrest smoochin' with desperate Teri Hatchett-face, who is earnestly seeking a new mate and who is about 90 years his senior. Not to mention she is a w-o-m-a-n. Hello?

And NOW Justin Timberlake turns out to be the very first person in recorded history to say he thinks that smooth dude, the warm and fuzzy, highly intelligent, socially together Kevin Federline is gross. Kevin? He said that about Kevin? Can you imagine??

The worm has turned, I tell you.

I hope you all have your heavy-duty crash helmets on because we're all in for a very rough ride from this point out. Armageddeon here we come!

Christ, the flamingly uptight Anglican college at U of T had a Dance Off last week. Us rational Catholic college students looked on in abject horror as a fool in acommunist flag and some fat chick wiggled and waggled their way across a carpted smoking room floor to the cheers of their fellows and the jeers of their foes.
So yeah, I propoes the danceoff take place in a very, very expensive looking Smoking Room to the tune of Holla back girl.

Starr reported this so why even go further.

HEY! OB1 - EAT SHIT!!!
I was kidding around in my Mariah post, but you're obviously an ass-clown. I'm sure the only reason that you can't make the double fisting party is because your hands are alternately:
a) one thumb in your nose and the other hand is up your own butt
b) one on the mouse and the other on your crotch
OR
c) you're morbidly obese and they'd have to knock out a wall to get you there (had to throw that one in for good measure)
BTW - When was the last time that you talked to Clay? When he was begging you to come to his hotel room?

#39...that's so obvious...W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up...in the W world cancun and aruba...same place...

#39...that's so obvious...W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up...in the W world cancun and aruba...same place...W is a 'weapon of mass confusion'...

#39...that's so obvious...W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up...in the W world cancun and aruba...same place...W is a 'weapon of mass confusion'...

#39...that's so obvious...W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up...in the W world cancun and aruba...same place...W is a 'weapon of mass confusion'...

#39...that's so obvious...W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up...in the W world cancun and aruba...same place...W is a 'weapon of mass confusion'...

#39...that's so obvious...W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up...in the W world cancun and aruba...same place...W is a 'weapon of mass confusion'...

Normally I'd just talk about how good or funny MY post was, but I have to give it up to PapaHotNuts(#16)...

WELL DONE SIR...WELL DONE!

i just wanted to say britney spears is not by any means chubby.
that is a view that is wrong and disturbing. she just had a baby. also, its normal to weigh more then 110 pounds. a normal girl who is 5'5 average weigh is 135. below that is underweight and above is over. what is this obsession with trying to make girls anorexic? the media needs to take a little more responsibilty and be a little more conscious of the views tha they push. when i was in 6th grade i had 4 anorexic friends, one bolemic friend and 2 girls in friends hospital, and we didn't live near and chemical site, nor did anyone in our school ever pressure us to be a certain way, but yet that view was picked up by them that they weren't pretty unless they were stick thin. magazines and things like this teach girls that a normal body size is fat. its everywhere, laguna beach, 8th and ocean, top model.... its pushing girls to the limit. i am sick of this heterosexist society that we live in. where we as women allow men's views n beauty to tell us what is beautiful, and men also follow these guidelines given to us at an early age. it is some kind of conditioning that is so unhealthy

I bet edot is fat.

Federline has reported to say that he is rubber, and that Timberlake is glue, and whatever statements Timberlake issues bounces off of Federline and sticks to Timberlake.

Awww....you never forget your first love.

he's just fucken jealous... and Kevin is much better looking than him any day. leave Brit and her husband alone ppl, you suck for being so annoying!!!!!! I mean stop calling Britney chubby and talking crap about her husband... have you looked at you??

Dear Edot,

I agree with your comments about society's perception of both men and women. My last 3 girlfriends all fit THAT SIZE criteria and were considered HOT by some, but still had issues with they weight and images. Let's start judging women on the size of their brain, not their waistlines. SECONDLY...you're right, we men have made up these crazy PENIS size guidelines, which all started from our childhoods. I've always been looked at differently because of my 8 inches, and all I really want is to be treated fairly. I hope that one day, all these ridiculous expectations on size can somehow be overlooked.

Anonymously yours,
Wilmer Valderrama

Am I the only one in the whole friggin' world who never thought of 'ole Justin as anything more than a boy? People are always talking about how 'hot' he is, but I just don't see it. I mean, the mans voice just changed over good in the last few years, and he probably is still in the process of getting his pubes grown in right. Manly is not a word I would ever use in the same sentence as Justin, unless it was, "Justin likes his men to be manly."

#58- Wow, a little sensitive to weight issues? Remember this site is designed to poke fun of people, not to make political statements. Check out this example:

Political: Society needs to search for the answer to the nation's obesity problem. THIS IS NOT FUNNY TO ANYONE.

Superficial: You AREN"T pretty unless you're somewhat thin you sea-donkey. Do you ever squeeze the filling out of 700 Twinkies into the tub and bathe in the sweetness of the marshmellowy sugar cream? Of course you do Pumpkin, you're a slob. As far as your 6th grade class with 4 anorexics, 1 bulemic, and 2 in the hospital, sounds to me like these girls like to party. I'm sure they all ended up cheerleaders and prom queens while you sat at home and made "Spirit Cups" before the football games so you could feel like you belonged. Well, honey, you didn't belong then and you don't belong now, unless we are talking about Sea World, where you actually are an intergral part of that place. Stop coming here and trying to save the world. This site is for assholes, snobs, bitches, and friends. I hate people who make this site their platform, so please get back to your warm box of Krispy Kreme and don't post back telling me you're not fat, because everyone here knows you are a liar, you fat pig. OINK ON BABY!!

I bet mattnots is a dick.

Oh...wait...he already confirmed that, didn't he?

In that case, I bet he has a lot of trouble getting laid.

#58 - all good points. it's annoying that people call her fat when really she just has a normal body weight because she stopped doing her pop star routine of dieting/working out with a trainer/dancing for several hours a day. and if people are going to slag britney for her weight, they should at least be equal opportunity slaggers and point out that k-fed has a bit of a belly right now. also, heterosexism refers to giving more rights to heterosexuals than to homosexuals. slagging britney for her weight is plain old sexism.

Isn't Mr. Timberlake in training to be in an action flick? Yeah, he's lifting weights and working out... if it came to a rumble, he'd whoop K-Fed's ass.

Holy cow HotNuts, could you be more vile and evil? You the hell are you to tell people who this site is for?

And what does your putrid word vomit have to do with anything other than proving what a souless tool you really are.

I take back what I said earlier about mattknoks. That honor totally goes to you, bro.

I think there should be a space for PapaHotNuts' comment right below the entry, so whenever he gets around to making his comment, it will just appear right below the entry, and the rest of us will not have to dig down looking for it. Then PapaHotNuts can just post whenever he wants, and us peons can just struggle to compete with his comment, as it will be the standard for all other comments. Someone should go into the TS backend and implement this feature right now.

#65 -- Righteous burn! I wholeheartedly agree. By the way, I'm BigJim cuz I'm pumped up with muscle, not Twinkies.

#70, whoever you are,

Right on.

Popazao!!!

I gotta feature a Britney-K-Fed pic on my blog:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

Just to prove that I'm not a complete 'hater', I gotta admit that comment #16 from DeezNuts was some hillarious shit.

You shoulda left it at that.

#69- You idiot. I'm not telling people who this site is for, the fucking name of the site does it for you. THE SUPERFICIAL. Do you know what that means? Can you look it up if you've never heard of this word? If this site was named "Serious Issues In Our Society", I wouldn't be acting like such a prick. Thank God that 99% of the people here understand this.

And as for #70- You're sarcasm is exactly what I love about this site. I appreciate it. I also took a look at some of your photography work and it was really good, so keep rockin'. Even if you are a transvestite. I made that last part up.

#59 (mattnoks) and #65 Paphotnuts. LOL!!!

As for #58, Tell your friend Mary Kate Olsen that she is disgustingly thin and is ugly because of that, that weighing 85 pounds makes her hideous and men will hate her. But be sure and tell her that if she gets up to 87 pounds that she will then be a fat pig who may as well glue her snatch shut because nobody will fuck a fat chick. Get back to me after her suicide.

Well that was waste. Britney is Kevin.

Hey PapaHotNuts, will you marry me? I'll pop out superficial kids for you! LOL

#1 Does anyone else think this website sucks???

#2 Does anyone doubt that PapaHotNuts would love George Michael to bang him harder than screen door in a hurricane?

Let me know.

I personally think the editorial staff needs to get on the beat. I do not want to log in and see JT one more time. I can only perform actual work a certain percentage of the day, and I really can't play minesweeper anymore lest my brain melt.

And I don't want to talk about PapaHotNutz anymore. Oops, I just did. He's contagiously outrageous!!!

I asked if you thought he was gay retard. Now answer the question or shut the fu@k up.

We're all gay retards on the inside. Especially you.

1. Does any one think #79 is a pederast ?

2. I don't think George is Papa's type.

And this website sucks no harder than your mother did on my ass last night goof.

Papa is the life of the fucking Superficial party, baby. Don't like it? Get the fuck out.

If he's an asshole, we're all his little orbiting hemorrhoids, and I bet none of us were ever so happy to be refered to as something so nasty.

I love Papa. He rocks. Now shut your mouths and remember that the site is called SUPERFICIAL for a reason.

to everyone defending britney as not being a fatass: i used to be one of you. I used to be like, give her a break, she just had a baby...however, i am looking at britney, and her stupid life of smoking, getting knocked up, vacationing in hawaii, driving around with her poor baby on her lap...and her life is so fucking easy, go fucking hire a trainer you slob!

Why don't Popaholenurnuts & Justin TAGTEAM against OnionsinhisAssholes & K-Fed?
I got $5 on TEAM P&J

Anybody wanna volunteer for da ring girl?
EDOT???
anyone?

to everyone defending britney as not being a fatass: i used to be one of you. I used to be like, give her a break, she just had a baby...however, i am looking at britney, and her stupid life of smoking, getting knocked up, vacationing in hawaii, driving around with her poor baby on her lap...and her life is so fucking easy, go fucking hire a trainer you slob!

Why don't PapaHoleNYourNuts & Justin TAGTEAM against OnionsInHisAssHole & K-Fed?

I got $5 on TEAM P&J! They could come to the ring to the PeanutButterJellyTime Song.

OH...
Anyone wanna volunteer for the Ring Girl?
Edot???
Anyone???

Why don't PapaHoleNYourNuts & Justin TAGTEAM against OnionsInHisAssHole & K-Fed?

I got $5 on TEAM P&J! They could come to the ring to the PeanutButterJellyTime Song.

OH...
Anyone wanna volunteer for the Ring Girl?
Edot???
Anyone???

I want a clean fight :wink: yeah right

:::ding ding ding::::

Pleeeez can I be a ring girl? Just don't call me fat. I have serious weight issues. Lard-asses make me angry. So do skinny people, now that I think of it. I want everyone around me to be perfect.
Craig, I'll see your $5 and throw down a ten-spot on P&J - mutha fuckin badasses.

I also agree with whomever said that Papa should get his own spot at the top. I think I have a crush on him.

peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly...

Cool it, you're not a celebrity yet Papahotnutz!

Me thinks JT still has some feelings for Britney. Dude get over her already.

Hey #58: Newsflash: If you are 5'5 and weigh 135, then you are fat. Where do you get your statistics? From your bathroom scales? There are varying degrees of fatness after all. That may not be obese, but it is chunky-monkey in my book.

And I'm so sick of hearing "poor Brit, she just had a kid." No she didn't "just" have a kid, he's like 8 months old now. She was clear to get her ass back in shape 6.5 months ago.

Oh, and LMAO @ dance-off and anything written by PapaHotNuts

#58 (Edot) No one makes females spend money on Clinique, Revlon, M.A.C., or other such products. I've never seen any men with a shotgun poked into the back of any female at Victoria's Secret or La Perla. No one makes you shave your legs or your under arms. No one forces you to wear perfume (because if you can actually smell it yourself all day/night, you've put too much on)...

You choose to do that. The question is, why?

This gets to be quite tedious. You can't have it both ways, where on one hand, some females blame men for forcing them to make their (own) body look a certain way.

(That would be a *man's* standard of course, as if women don't *have* a standard or any idea of how they would like their own bodies to look, they need a man's guidance for that. That's insulting - to other women.)

They also cast blame for being forced to wear certain types of clothing that enhance the aforementioned body that females are forced to maintain or aspire to. Then, on the other hand, these same females get all self-righteous with their, "I dress for myself" mantra.

Well, which is it?

I get tired of *some* women who want to play the guiltless, innocent, virginal, pollyanna, no-fault, role all the time. Are you lobotomized and have no choice in your health and appearance, or do you call the shots when deciding what you put in your mouth, put on your face AND your backside?

Do you *really* wear those sweatpants with the word "JUICY" on your ass for yourself? Have a head that rotates 360 degrees do ya? Spend a lot of time standing in front of dressing room mirrors? Or, perhaps you wear them for your female friends to help them with their phonics? Yep, I'm sure that's it.

There are females out there who are secure enough to say that they like to look good for themselves, *and* they like the attention they get from men for doing so. They are secure in their own appearance and satisfied with themselves, first. But, they are realistic and honest enough to admit that they wear "JUICY" on their ass, unbutton that shirt down to the third button (when it really makes no *functional* sense to do so), wear that push-up bra (with the scoop top or v-neck), spend all day (and lots of money) trying on Seven and Citizen jeans to make that butt look just right, because they believe that most guys dig that...and they don't care if they are called "slutty," ironically enough, not by men but by other women. Hmmm.

You might want to stop and ask yourself, who taught you or most females that you know, how to put on makeup? Who taught you the "proper" way, the "best" way to accent your eyes, lips, or lashes? Who teaches girls to stuff toilet paper in their bras? Their fathers? Their brothers? Uh, yeah.

Also, I would suggest that you write to these, um, dastardly male editors and tell them that you don't like the male views that they are pushing down your throat, and while you're at it let them know that you don't appreciate the ninja assassins who stalk you and force the thousands of females to buy their magazines: Anna Wintour (Vogue), Linda Wells (Allure), Cindi Leive (Glamour), Mandi Norwood (Mademoiselle) Jacqueline Myburgh (Elle), Glenda Bailey (Harper's Bazaar), and Karen White (Cosmo - Helen Gurley Brown's baby). Make sure you contact Cathleen Black too. She's the President of the Hearst Magazines division a.k.a. Karen and Glenda's boss.

You also might want to check out the staff of these mags - chock full of....women. Also, beauty editors are women, like Dove 99.999999% of the time - however, since they're only towing the line for the male's vision of beauty, it's all for naught, eh?

The men, Tyra Banks, and Michele Barnwell produce "Top Model." The dude, Liz Gateley is an executive producer for "8th and Ocean" and "Laguna Beach." Before you go to bed tonight, ring up, Mary Kay Ash and ask her how it feels to be coerced into peddling man's poison (to the tune of $2 billion in sales sold by 800, 000 duped, shall we reach and say female representatives?) to women. Maybe you can do a three-way party call with Andrea Jung, President and CEO over at Avon. Better yet, find out from Shelly Lazarus, Chairman & CEO, of Ogilvy & Mather, one of the biggest ad agencies in the world how hard it is to cope being the puppet of the 'men's view' because after all, she couldn't certainly have a say or any power even if she is chair and CEO, right?

One more thing, where are the mothers (or to a lesser extent, sisters) in these households of these girls suffering from anorexia and bulimia? What kind of role do they play in the self-esteem and health of their own daughters, or are they absolved from any determining guidance or responsibility? Father's should be paying attention too, that is, if some females are willing to give them any credit. I may be simplifying this a bit, but my point is, that we always hear it's the (male) media's fault, and it's men forcing their views and desires on women. We never hear that it was the mother who told her daughter that she was fat when she really wasn't, and it was the mother who had issues and passed them on to her daughter. We never hear the edots of the world commenting ONCE that their friend's mother WAS fat and their friend was scared to death that she was going to be a hog like her mother (that's what my cousin's psyche was like, it had nothing to do with f*cking "Laguna Beach").

135 and 5'5". That speaks for itself.

I'm done.

brit and kev are trash....since Justin moved on - yes, she's gotten fat, married, etc...things don't look as positive as they did before and I don't care b/c I don't like her anyway. I think Cameron and Justin are so cute together! And Cameron is smarter than kevin....about 20 million dollars a picture smarter so, you really can't put her down. Cameron and Justin's careers combined would pretty much blow the other two out of the water - no doubt about it and for those of you who don't think so...ur blindsided just because ur probably a fan of brit and what's his face. It's a free country and Justin has every right to say whatever the heck he wants about anything, I doubt he's jealous...you really think he'd want her back with the way she looks now? LOL! HeLL0! Look at his current girlfriend - now she's hot stuff! =)

Oh yeah, and I want to add that Justin just wants brit to be happy like Tom Cruise wants Nicole Kidman to be happy. - doesn't mean they still have feelings for them whatsoever! (Because they obviously don't, it's been how many freakin' years?!) =)

lawgrrl...just because you are anorexic, doesnt mean everyone who weighs more than 100 pounds is fat...stop being a stuck up bitch

#79 - Is this a test ?
People People - get your sites str8 !!
Perez = Gay
Superficial = misogyistnistic, Frat Boy 'Cagin' Gay.

Have fun Karl...

lawgrrl...just because you are anorexic, doesnt mean everyone who weighs more than 100 pounds is fat...stop being a stuck up bitch

So I just poured myself a glass of wine, Cheers all of you... and holy crap, why all the nasties on these posts? Can't we all just get along, and learn to slag the hell out of the celebs like the good Lord intended? See, it's easy.. watch:
That fucking J Timberlake is such a faggy ass and Britney, well, she should get her lumpy ass off to the gym before K-Fed leaves her for another unsuspecting fool and knocks her up too.
Not hard, go on, give it a try...

krisdylee...my favorite comment so far! <3

I just dont like people calling other people fat, especially when they cant see them...saying anyone 5'5" at 135 is fat is bullshit...

Poor Brit!! Poor us that we have to see her dumb fat ass posted on every magazine on the stand. I mean come on, she's a total idiot for still being married to K-Fed. If you ask me he's the brain in that operation, he know's exactly what he's doing & how to get what he wants. Not to defend the poor excuse for a man that he is, but people get away with what other's let them get away with. Watch him file for a divorce & take her for what's she's got, including custody of the baby!

i love justin k-fed is a loserr wannabee white boy rapperr who is an idiot pot headd loserrrr who shud go0 away nd britt shud leave his sryy ass nd teach this ass a lesson!!!!!!!!!!!!! imm all for justin!!! justin baby dnt wry bout brit! u can alwayss have me?!! haha i lovee u babeee

I love the people who post on this site.

Ok, a really looooooooooooong round of applause for Rogue and her well-researched rant, but for fuck's sake people, enough with the novel-length posts.

Papa, I <3 you. I'd buy your novel.

#58:...so...why did you mention a chemical site? Only people who live near Three-Mile Island or DuPont get eating disorders? I'm sorry if I missed something.

jezebel, pushing a buck-fity are we?

am i fat???

i'd hit it...
but that i mean papahotnuts

i'd hit it.
by that i mean papahotnuts

lwwgrrl....i agree w/ jezebel...you are a dumb bitch...5'5 and 135 is considered "fat"? you must be reading bulimia-r-us weight handbook....!!

and F.Y.I...i'm far from 150, and call me fat if you must, i could give a rat's ass, but you are smokin' crack...geez...

*Jumping on the Papa-love-train*
hilarious
btw, how do we know Timby even said this? I'm sure his original quote had more "knawwmean?", "son" and "drop it like it's hawwt"s anyway. Don't ask me how that fits -- take it up with JT. He's the one who said it.

#57, #18, #78
You are all freaks - go find some other daddy figure to idolize you stalking, fanatic, crazed loons.

You wanna know why Brit stays with K-Fed?

One word: publicity.

#110
yeah, i was wondering that too.

lawgrrl...that's it, put down the muffin. Food is evil...every morsel you consume is going to stick to your ribs. You don't want to be 135 pounds, do you? That's a girl, put down the muffin, go to the bathroom, snort a rail, and vomit up your acidic stomach bile. Now you are beautiful. Meth-mouth and protruding bones are hot; body fat is not!

#118 - you think? I have always believed she has stayed with him because she's too proud to admit she made a massive mistake in marrying his sorry white-trash ass. On the other hand, that sort of self-preservation tactic doesn't really jive with showing one's fat belly on the beach for everyone to see. That sort of publicity is not pretty. At all.
papahotnuts, you have a way with words, cowboy!

I'm cooler than all of you. All of you are really gay. Im at least 86 times cooler than all of you and I literally JUST got back home from making sweet love to a chick at least twice as hot as the best looking chick you retards ever bumped into on the subway.

Kill yourselves. I am #1, the second highest ranked person at life on this site is #3,540,398,324. Friggin pathetic.

And no, I did not make a mistake. The 86th coolest person in the world isn't on the site right now, the next highest rank, as I said, is #3,540,398,324... It could be you. Remember that before you try to say anything.

You suck.

#123
Tanx for that Tom.
(or is that U Perez ? - u gay undercover fox )
(lame fairy.com )

PapaHotNuts: Thanks for the kind words. And the insult.

I GOT INSULTED BY PAPAHOTNUTS! WHOOOO! TAKE THAT, MEDIOCRE FANS. OF ALL THE PEONS, I AM THE FIRST PEON, THE MASTER PEON OF PEONS AND THE ONLY PEON TO BE INSULTED BY PAPAHOTNUTS!

At least, I think.

I'll insult u too if you want # 125.

"Interesting. But try those again with the lens cap on. With 'feeling' this time."

(I thought they were good)

Nothing more pathetic than losers throwing insults back and forth on this.

kudos to jt, the jealousy finally came out. the upcoming remarks by k-fed should be delightful to read! it would be nice some day if britney sees the light and tries to get back with justin - ohhh, but such a cruel life celebrities with assloads of money live..

Great analysis of the sitution "Boob-tube." Will you marry me ? How about we elope to Vegas ? You rock !!!

Hey - wait a sec. Maybe I read this before somewhere. Oh. oh. It could be a case of 'deja lame' !!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going to eat some WORMMMMs
Long slim slimmy ones
Ittsy-bitsy tiny ones
Fuzzy-wuzzy, tiny weeny worms !"

(Sorry was I off topic again ? It's late and I'm waiting for somebody)(Oh - I heard JT is gay...I stopped reading the lead posts in about January)

Britney obviously listened to Justin, she's come to me for a makeover!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/upyerbum/118891825/

Britney obviously listened to Justin, she's come to me for a makeover!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/upyerbum/118891825/

gah. silly double post nonsense. sorry

He thinks Kevin is gross? What about that giant Pez dispenser he's been fucking?

He thinks Kevin is gross? What about that giant Pez dispenser he's been fucking?

Hmmm... what the hell happened there? I was replying to # 16. Oooh well.

This post doesn't merit 136 comments. :-/

(Oh, the irony. I just made it 137.)

Wait a min... Justin Timberlake is a expert because...??? He was in a boy band and he's shagging a giant zit. He really has no room to comment on anyone IMO.

binky you require more quotations and silly exclamation marks in your comments !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"k". Sorry #139 !!

I don't know why my mental picture of a face off of these two losers (K-(in)Bred and Timberfake) insists on playing out like those Abercrombie and Fitch skits on Mad TV? They would probably just end up in a sweaty pile together and lock Brit and Cam out of the room for the duration. As to their "faux blackness" do you think they would be surprised to learn that white chocolate actually contains no REAL chocolate at all???

#98 Thanks for keeping it short and to the point.

K-Fed's brain is actually a half-eaten corndog.

#98,

THANK GOD. I agree with you, but only to an extent. The females running all these insipid magazines are victims of the culture themselves. You see, the real, not man-hating feminists would say that this world is "male dominated": certain ideas we accept, such as objectivism, is a male principle. Long story short, this holds women back (of course, accepting the idea that there is any difference between men and women and all (and there is)). If women had an equal say throughout history, all this bulimia-anorexic nonsense would be non-existant. And as I explained in my Vanity Fair post, stick-thin women aren't "mens' fault": there are many who believe it is women who brought this up by trying to make themselves less attractive. But instead, men liked it.

Out of the three, I'd bang K-Fed. He's a manipulating mastermind.

Dear New Guy,
Doesn't hanging out with the gay retards on this site lower your master-of-the-universe cool factor? You should leave now to prevent further slippage.

5'5" and 135 lbs isn't FAT... but it sure ain't thin, either. It's "average" by US standards... but seriously, who the fuck wants to go by US standards?! The greasy ass homeless looking guy sitting in the corner of McDonald's using his gut as a shelf for his Big Mac is AVERAGE by US standards. Isn't like, a size 12 or 14 considered the "norm" now? What... the fuck?! Okay.. I can see where people are trying to go with this, but.... no. Just... NO. Seriously! That's not right. That is not a nornal woman, or a healthy woman. That is someone who's heart is gonna explode in like, 2 years. More importantly, that is someone who is going to take up another inch of MY seat on the subway, dammit!

But yeah, in conclusion.. 5'5" and 135 isn't fat.. but I would say, it's kinda squishy? Chunky? Fleshy? Basically, if your stomach hangs over your pants, even just a little, when you're standing up (and I think it would at this height and weight) you may not be fat, but you're definitely NOT in the clear.

Go take a jog or something.

P.S. I think I can safely say that I believe Justin is NOT jealous of Britney and K. Fed, nor does he harbor any feelings for her.

I mean, Jesus, at this point who WOULDN'T feel sorry for her? Really. I used to LOATHE that biatch and even I feel fucking bad for her. I find myself kind of wishing she WOULD go and make a comeback, just because she's so disgustingly pathetic and sad that I've grown to pity her immensely.

Did #89 call me "OnionsinhisAssholes"?

No - I think Onions was #69.

#146 I totally agree!!

And we gotta admint since Britney left Justin, her life, carreer, image and everything she had felt appart, I mean just look at her!!! deffinitely her best days were when she was with JT, then she was the "pop princess" or so, she had a clean image, and a clean hair and clothes too lol, and now she totally looks like taken out of a trash container yuk, everytime I see her makes me want to puke.

5'5" and 135 lbs.... mmm, I love me some cottage cheese

#111 no actually I am not pushing a buck fifty you trite bitch...I am shorter than 5'5" and I have a nice ass, nice legs, and a big rack, so part of my weight is in those...im not chunky or fat, you are just a flat skinny bitch who needs to either get your finger out of your throat or get laid...maybe both

#148: Oh, good. Because that would be weird. 2nd question: why is this a chat room for fat girls now?

Actually, body composition makes a big difference in whether you're fat, skinny, or inbetween, no matter what you weigh. I have a friend who weighs 125 and wears a size 7 and another who weighs 130 and wears a size 4. How's that??? The 130 friend has a very physical job, involving a lot of moving and heavy lifting, and therefore, has a LOT of muscle on her body. She's only 5'1", but at 130, the last thing anyone would call her is fat. She's got an incredible body, with definition in her arms and legs, abs to die for (not painted on ones, either) and an ass that could crack walnuts.

So, no 135 at 5'5" does not necessarily equate to fat. Muscle is denser than fat, people, and therefore weighs more for the same given area. Go find a bodybuilder and ask him what he weighs, and how many calories a day he must consume to sustain himself. I guarantee you, it's WAY MORE than what a normal person of the same weight consumes because muscle also burns more calories than fat.

Actually, body composition makes a big difference in whether you're fat, skinny, or inbetween, no matter what you weigh. I have a friend who weighs 125 and wears a size 7 and another who weighs 130 and wears a size 4. How's that??? The 130 friend has a very physical job, involving a lot of moving and heavy lifting, and therefore, has a LOT of muscle on her body. She's only 5'1", but at 130, the last thing anyone would call her is fat. She's got an incredible body, with definition in her arms and legs, abs to die for (not painted on ones, either) and an ass that could crack walnuts.

So, no 135 at 5'5" does not necessarily equate to fat. Muscle is denser than fat, people, and therefore weighs more for the same given area. Go find a bodybuilder and ask him what he weighs, and how many calories a day he must consume to sustain himself. I guarantee you, it's WAY MORE than what a normal person of the same weight consumes because muscle also burns more calories than fat.

wtf? I got some message about malicious comments and whatnot and it told me to try posting again... so I did, and I stuttered.

That sucks.

#145 and 150: Totally agree. #151: How's that self-esteem working for ya? I'm guess ing not so good, since you are desperately trying to convince a totally anonymous stranger that you are not fat. Do you think I give a damn what you look like? The opinion I advanced originally was that 5'5 135 is chunky. If you are in fact shorter than 5'5, and, I'm guessing 135+, then you are chunky+ in my book. If you are happy with how you look, more power to you. After all, we should all strive to become "average," right? Now back to your diet pepsi and twinkie...

Oh, and lickylicky, my statement was made under the assumption that these people aren't spending hours a day building muscle mass. I doubt anyone on here who has taken offense to my comment has any substantial muscle mass contributing to their weight. Why? Because if those people are TRULY confident in their appearance, they wouldn't take offense to the comment in the first place.

monkeybrain

you dont know what you are talking about. someone who is 5'5 135 would most likly be around a size 6-8, which isnt average. ESPECIALLY if the person is in shape and has muscle. as a swimmer, i had friends who were around 5'5 and about 150 and by no means were they chunky, they could kick the living shit out of your lame anorexic lawgrrls ass.

clearly, you have food issues cause you feel the need to put other girls down and automatically assume they are fat bc they have a problem with the way this society treats womens body images. not only does it show a lack of intelligence bc its obvious you dont know what you are talking about, but it also shows you have self esteem issues yourself.

and you know whats wrong with girls who have issues with food? they absolutely suck in bed, which i can safely assume you do.

also, most men i know and have encountered do not like extraordinarily skinny girls. why? they are obsessed with their appearance, they cant have a good time, they sit around and eat lettuce leaves when the guy takes them out, most of the time they are anal retentive and annoying and, last but not least, they SUCK in bed. also, who wants to be dating someone who resembles a 12 year old girl. i bet your rack lawgrrl is about a AAA. thats hot.

To opinionslikeassholes (subtle name). It was a joke. I would think that people who came to this site would have some semblance of a sense of humor but then they get on and defend Britney Spears and share their boring social commentary. Just relax or make fun of me, but don't get all defensive and teary eyed over it.

Its now been 2 days and counting since I got laid. (Puts hands over face and starts crying.)

ha-this is fun. Fat girls of the world unite!

Fat girls are just like cheeseburgers, they always...

I'm sorry.

I meant to say fat girls just like cheeseburgers.

So when the hell are they gonna put some new stories up? Naomi Campbell being arrested? Matt LeBlanc and his wife splitting? Russell Simmons and his wife splitting? Come on! I'm sick of looking at Justin's face when I come to the site!

#161, Let me finish it for you.

Fat girls are just like cheeseburgers. You can eat all you want but you regret it in the morning.

161 - That gets a big fat "Ta-dow!"

Leave the fat chicks alone everyone, they give the best head.....

Where do you think all those extra calories come from?

All you fat girls need to just spread your legs and pull your panties out of the wad you've smashed them into. Lawgrrrl is FUCKING with you, and she's doing a damn good job, I might add.

PS--You all know you're fat

I used to think I was fat....until I saw the world's biggest BIF last night at a concert. I tell ya, it needed it's own ticket to get in. So I agree, varying degrees of fatness. I may be "full figured" but at least I am not OBESE!

waitaminute...
i'm skinny as shit and i rock in bed.

atleast that's what my english professor said..

#162 - I just scroll down and glare at Pam's supernatural nip slip. Mmmm...titties...

#169 I keep rereading the Whitney story. I can't get enough of it. And the Katie Holmes scientology silent birth story. What a bunch of nutjobs.

That pic of Teri hatcher and Ryan Seacrest makes me want to vomit. Gross! They just look so unnatural. Like they planned on kissing in public to prove he's a man and she isn't.

Papa: i am humbled by your presence. your words inspire me to let my inner superficial self out.

i work at a clinic & deal with both bulemic/annorexic girls AND with fatties with type II diabetes etc. all of them are pretty screwed up. it's a grind. surely you are wondering, how do i get through the day? i get through it because i know the skinny ones will not be able to reproduce since they haven't enough body fat to ovulate. and nobody will shag the fatties so they can't reproduce either! a veritable win-win situation. i think of it as natures way of puttin chlorine in the gene pool.

and now off to start the john deere lx 277. time to mow.

Hey lawgrrl.. how bout we all get to see a picture of your ass? We can compare it to Britney's and incorporate it into our daily prayer/ mastrubation rituals.

Did the Superfiche guy die or something? Or is he just boycotting Superficial.com as so many others have done in the past? :)

I hope it's not that he's in attendance at the Cruise-Holmes birthing ritual ... and purposely whispering loudly and annoying Tom (gay).

Change the lead article please! Justin's cute and all, but enough already.

If I wanted to hear fat chicks whining, I'd go hang out at Curves. Make me laugh, bitches!!

Okay, time for new posts!! I'm tired of looking at Justin Timberlake and his hairy tadpole-lookin' eyebrows. PapaHotNuts, you should have your own site. You're awesome!

This shit is boring.

The only thing entertaining about this website is watching you fucking idiots trying to digitially suck some anonymous f@g's di*k who occasionally posts a barely amusing comment. How pathetic can life really be for you losers? Jesus Christ.

Well since it doesn't appear there will any updated news to post on today, and since I live in Baton Rouge and went to LSU, I know some of you West Coast cats might have something to say about the LSU/UCLA Final Four game tomorrow night. I would rather turn this into espn.com than voice my dislike for big girls again. GEAUX TIGERS.

#98, I'm totally with you.

Let's vote NewGuy off the Superficial island.

There's so much anger on this site! At least that whole ob1 debate from the Mariah thread is over.

In the words of JT, "Where is the love?"

God, JT is a homo.

HEY NEW GUY:
I did a little research into your comments and here's what I found out:

Post #79- You mentioned gay sex w/ George Michael

Post #122- You called everyone gay.

Post 177- You mentioned sucking a fag's dick.

Brother, I'm no rocket surgeon, but it's painfully obvious that you love the cock. I'm not judging you, because you seem to have a tremendous amount of anger built up. I don't want to remind you of how always got picked last in sports and the only real sexual encounter you've ever had was with your "Crazy Uncle Charlie" who played "Hide the Sausage" while wearing your mother's maternity panties. If you hate the site and everyone on it, don't post on the mother fucker. Find a place where you are witty and people like you, like
Ishouldhavekilledmyselfinthe9thgrade.com. Go post something good over there, OK Sunshine?

so i was busy all morning at work, got a chance to check the site, all excited, knowing there'll be new posts to slag.. and lo and behold fucking timberlake is still here.... i need something new... please... i need my daily dose of sarcasm and bitchery.

oh papahotnuts, no one can say it like you can... i truly love you, yes i do.

Dearest NewGuy

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. Hehehe

Papa no wories LSU is the team of destiny. I forsee a double male/female championship much like UConn a few years back. GEAUX TIGERS.

#180 Oh papa, you too funny. GO "Big Baby"

Newguy's mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

NewGuy - your mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued." !

NewGuy-your mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, she comes home with a harpoon in her back.

what the hell.

NewGuy, yo momma is so fat that she has her own zip code.

New guy isn't gay. I know this because after he finished sucking my dick he wouldn't kiss me. It's not gay unless theres kissing right?

maybe justin can jump off the top of his trailer onto a bent-chair lounging, heater-burning k-fed while little brother timber is filming for more backyard rastlin like most backward-ass-country-fucks do

justin timbo:

your ex girlfiend's so fat, she got baptized at sea world.

oops, girlFRIEND. but fiend is appropriate as well.

KICK THE NEW GUY OUT, KICK THE NEW GUY OUT. OH HELL JUST KICK THE NEW GUYS ASS. HEY NEW GUY! YOUR MOMMA'S SO COOL SHE WEARS HER WIG TO THE SIDE! HEY NEW REJECT! AT LEAST PAPA GOT SOME REAL NUTS & HE'S HILARIOUS TOO. GO SUCK YOUR MOMMA'S DICK!

I THINK # 69 HIS IN CO-HOOTS WITH THE NEW GUY. BURN THEM @ THE STAKE I SAY!!!

qotd is the embodiment of why i posted what i did on the naomi thread. hey, qotd! thanks for backing me up!

$5 that theNewGuy is Paris Hilton's brother.

$5 that the new guy is Paris Hilton's brother.

My friend Tim has a gimp who lives in a box at the foot of his bed. He is hobbled and his tounge has been removed. He lives on pan drippings and spunk strained through a dirty tube sock. Occasionally, he is let out of his box and permitted to use the computer, where he loves nothing more than to bang his thick sausage-like fingers randomly on the keyboard while reading the Superficial and drooling.
My friend's gimp is named NewGuy

HEY EVA! I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR STUPID COMMENT! ASK ME IF I CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION? ANYWAY, WE ARE HERE TO MAKE FUN OF CELEBRITY'S NOT INSULT EACHOTHER, GET IT STRAIGHT SWEETY OR GO TO ANOTHER SITE. KISS, KISS!

LOL #199. DOES HE HAVE 2 LITTLE ROOMIES IN THAT BOX THAT GO BY THE NAMES OF, EVANGELIA & OPINIONSLIKEASSHOLES?

201 posts??? Does this qualify as a pseudo- chat room????

Hey NewGuy, I have no good yo' mama jokes, but how about this:
your mama is so fat... ah, forget that and fuck off already!! No one wants you here.

Good lord you idiots are pathetic. Stop digitally sucking PapaF@gNuts's miniscule penis before you get a nasty computer virus. Listen/read yourselves. You are all incredible losers.

Please, please, please save your parents the shame and embarrasment and kill yourselves... Really. Please. Do it now. I'll wait....

Did you do it yet?

DO IT!.

Katie, you are such a fuck head. Everything in your retort to monkeybrain made me wish that you would just DIE.
Anyone who starts off their argument by saying "you don't know what you're talking about" is a moron.
You just spout off with so much shit in your post that is so fucking irrelevant and more than a little ridiculous. How can you know that someone has "food" issues when you've never met them in person? How do you "know" that skinny girls suck in bed? No offense to you, but if I were a guy, I doubt I would subscribe to the "more cushion for the pushing" way of thinking, simply because I wouldn't want to be drowned in fat everytime I wanted to get some. Bigger is beautiful? I doubt it. Its more like some kind of justification that allows big girls to not get off the couch and exercise and eat properly.

Clearly, you must have issues if you feel the need to put other girls down and automatically assume they are fat just because you don't like them or what they have to say.
How can you safely assume that anyone sucks in bed when you haven't fucked them before???!! You are such a idiot, it astounds me!
Oh. My. God.
The "most men" (lets say, 5 to 10) you know must be fat shits who can only pull the overweight (UNHEALTHY) women because they're not so attractive themselves.
I am a thin girl and it really shits me off when people like you go around and act like all thin girls have an eating disorder, or suck in bed, or look like a pre-pubescent boy. Not that this has anything to do with the argument, but I'll bet I'm thinner than you, and that I'm 10 times hotter than you, and I'll bet that I could out fuck you anyday. Someone who has to sit on the internet and bitch about thin girls being terrible in bed and having eating disorders must really have some problems in real life. Is this some kind of escapism for you? Go back to staring in the mirror and hating yourself because you're actually just as unattractive (if not more than) as the people you bitch about online. I am sick of reading your shit.

hey, new guy.. nobody likes you, everybody hates you, why don't you go eat worms? Really though, Papa is our cult leader and we may have a bad case of the angry mob mentality, but you can kiss our collective ass. Now run along and go fuck yourself.

Speaking of fat, did anyone see Jerry Springer today? He rescued an obese man from his house. It was awesome. But apparently he has done it before. Jerry Springer—he cares.
http://www.randomimage.us/30586.html?PHPSESSID=bf61f9ffa43e5b3ddb797bd71571aeca

Even after my post on #180, NewGuy actually had the balls (probably on his chin) to post on #203 another statement involving sucking my dick. Rupal has even called you a faggot. Don't waste your time trying insult me, I write for a living and I am obviously smarter than you. I wouldn't try and insult you at your profession, because I really don't know that much about being a unicorn wrangler.

lol. are you referring to 'Boy with Balls on Chin'? You don't want to mess with the freak show people; they'll take you down. You better watch you back papa, Boy with Balls on Chin might catch ya from behind.

Wow. Just, wow. This thread is still thriving? Ok, I'll play. I'm 5'7", 120 lbs. All the anger, people! I mean, if you have a problem with it at all, this is not the website you should be on, one would think.

A lot of anger going on - man, it's Friday night here in Dallas, TX - no worries!
PapaHotNuts, you remind me of another brilliant poster on the Straightdope a long, long time ago. Keep it up.

@200
"HEY EVA! I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR STUPID COMMENT! ASK ME IF I CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION? ANYWAY, WE ARE HERE TO MAKE FUN OF CELEBRITY'S NOT INSULT EACHOTHER, GET IT STRAIGHT SWEETY OR GO TO ANOTHER SITE. KISS, KISS!"

said the person who just insulted another poster. Look people, I like PapaHotNuts as much as the next guy, but the only reason I did my 'mama's so fat' bit is cause 'mama's so fat' jokes are funny as shit. Papa's hilarious as all get out, but seriously, is ALL of the hero worship necessary? A couple "dude, you're hilarious" comments would be great, but damn. Evangelia, I totally get what you're saying.

thanks, mama. i was thinking the same thing when i read that comment, but i figured: why even bother to reply? this person is obviously not logical. the funny part is, s/he wrote "WE ARE HERE TO MAKE FUN OF CELEBRITY'S" (don't make me get started on the spelling) and s/he has not posted a single comment that actually refers to a celebrity! what the fuck?

well i think that justin and brittany should of been the 2 to get married not brittany and kevin ewwww!!!!

I've been just as equally amused as everyone else with PapaHo