Er, Scarlett Johansson is sexy? Okay....

So that's where I've been going wrong. I don't have bubble tits and I don't have a face like a smacked arse. Dammit, I've missed out.

FHM are scraping the bottom of the barrel

#1 So that's where I've been going wrong. I don't have bubble tits and I don't have a face like a smacked arse. Dammit, I've missed out.

FHM are scraping the bottom of the barrel

Jessica Simpson was no. 4 - ahead of 96 other women (some of them dogs). I guess that says it all really. So don't feel sad about missing out.

How can that horse face be the sexiest woman??? Jessica Alba is 100 x sexier!!

Has anyone at FHM seen Jessica Alba?

SJ is yummy, but not #1 by a longshot.

I think Scarlett is very cute. Perhaps even extremely cute. But CUTE and SEXY are two very different things.

She does have a nice rack, though.

Ther is no way in hell Tha scarlett Johansen beat the DIVA Angelina Jolie she will always be the sexiest woman even if she's older there is just something about anjolina that makes men weak....What the hell are those FHM readers reading ...guess thats why i dont read FHM

This is a stark example of why "sexiest woman/man/gerbil alive" polls are ridiculous.

Of the few hundred who actually do more than stick the pages of FHM together, there were two who voted in that poll -- one was SJ's publicist and teh other was an elderly man with lazy eye.

Such a ridiculous title! Someday they will change it to "Sexiest Celebrity Ever" But if thats the case then why do the winners constantly change? It's all of who is the biggest at the time. Such a worthless award. Why wasn't Scarlett sexiest last year over Angelina? Thats why the award is useless. Not to mention Scarlett isn't that hot. Everything from her nose down is just akward looking.

It's not that great an accolade anyway. It just means you're flavour of the month, and that people would rather look at your arse than watch you act. And while that might suit someone like Jessica Alba, who acts like an ikea wardrobe...

Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest dolphin alive? Good for her. She's one of the few dolphin-faced girls alive that I know of that come with their own floating devices.

Damn you guys -

Why did you vote for that dog over so many prettier celebs? Were u fascinated by her boobs. I think Jess Simpsons boobs are way hotter.

I wonder if she'd have won but for that incident at the Golden Globes where Isaac Mizrahi groped her? Boobs so appealling even a gay guy had to cop a feel.

But after the frumpy ass pic in Vanity Fair she shouldn't have won. Alba all the way.

Adriana Lima is #1!

Everyone else is a distant second.

Ya I'd also choose Adriana Lima over Scarlett.

These polls from FHM are not accurate at all. I personally voted for Rosie O'Donnell 917 times in one weekend and she didn't even make the top ten.

Sure Scarlett's OK and she's sexy enough to play tiger with (that's where she sits in a corner and growls while I through the meat to her), but she ain't no number 1.

I can't help but thinking this is all a bunch of pinheads-dancing-on-angels stuff. Yes, Johansson is sexy, as are the two Jessicas, Adriana Lima, Sharon Stone, et al. Picking one or the other as sexiest is a fool's errand.
I'll take the leftovers, please. :-)

Thank God women now recogize that being told they are sexy is one of the best things they can hear. Another great day for feminism....

(oh, and before you ask, i am not fat.....)

Jessica Simpson has a freaking ugly face, I never got what the big deal with her was!

Paris is 11? hahaha

The only list that STD Praying Mantis should be on is "America's Most Wanted".

Some guys take their celebs seriously, y'know? Angelina's old and preggo, and despite reinventing herself she used to shove her marriage to an anorexic neurotic hillbilly down our throats much the same way she shoved her tongue down her brother's throat. Jessica Simpson's an airhead in a quasi-incestuous relationship with a her father who was married to half a fag. Jessica Alba's cute, but SJ has bigger boobs. Plus she keeps her mouth shut in public. Ergo, the winner by default.

Not that I've spent much time thinking about it or anything.....

agree with #17...nice to see Scarlett's aiming high.

And no, I'm not fat/ugly either.

Yep #17 and #21, in with you on that.

That's just a really major life purpose, being told you're sexy. And Scarlett's apparently just the woman to pointthat out for us.

and, no, I am not ugy/fat/old/wart-ridden/syphylitic either

FHM readers (or editors) have notoriously bad taste with these kind of things. J-Lo one this "contest" two years in a row. While I will not disparage Ms. Johansson's apparent beauty, I do take umbrage with her being labelled "sexiest". If sexy is that quasi-monotone, librarian voice, or the fact that she looks as vapid as a Hilton heir, then I guess she deserved to win. Like most FHM lists, the more interesting, sexier chicks are in the middle of the pack.

#20 - Wait, Brad Pitt's manorexic?

Scarlett Johansson does it for me. I'd bang that little minx until she couldn't walk for a month. Then I'd make a fortune selling the video on the internet.

Justice has been served.

Scarlett reigns supreme.

I will down dismantle the bombs @ FHM Headquarters and release the hostages.

oh i am SO glad scarlett has been voted!!!! NO MORE ALBA!!!! please, please, ANY higher power, make the alba(TROSS) go away!!
scarlet is so hot, my goodness i would have voted for her too!!
TEAM SCARLET!!!!

#20 --but SJ has bigger boobs. Plus she keeps her mouth shut in public.

the hell she does.
Apparently you haven't been lurking on the Superficial much; whenever this fug opens her mouth her words are usually plastered all over the place and we take part in pointing out that she sounds like a total idiot.
Perhaps my memory is a billion times sharper than yours is.

"One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy."

Please don't speak for me SJ.
One of the best things for ME to hear is "Fuck you look banging" or "Can you make me that vitello con melanzane for me when I get home?"

Scarlett is the sexiest woman alive!??! Who voted on that shit?!

If I had Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johanssen standing in front of me, I'd spit on SJ and run to Angelina.

God, who did SJ sleep with to get that vote?

It also doesn't help that SJ is only ...what? 19? Her body is all pre-pubescent. She looks awkward because she is awkward. She's barely out of high school, guys.

#30 Erienne

'It also doesn't help that SJ is only ...what? 19? Her body is all pre-pubescent. She looks awkward because she is awkward. She's barely out of high school, guys.'

That excuse would work if she wasn't 22.
But apparently she is.

Hell yes!

And #30, Scarlett is 22 years old.

I thought she was 20...her boobs are like bubbles, they really almost burst out of dresses, I wonder if they're real actually...

"I thought she was 20...her boobs are like bubbles, they really almost burst out of dresses"

I'm waiting to see that, actually.

It's bound to happen. Everytime I see her in a couture gown, I can HEAR and SEE the seams straining around her bust....

#! "face like a smacked arse" lol. Too funny!
She is ok as long as she keeps her mouth shut. Have you heard her speak??!!! Yikes. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but....

#24... Billy Bob Thornton remember him the... hillbilly???? Brad Pitt is the Stepford man who has no mind of his own and when he hooks up with a woman he starts to live her life because he has none. When he was with Jen he dressed and looked like her now he is with Vagzilla he even has a haircut like her son! The loser.

Wow. Thanks for the age corrections. I thought she was a lot younger.

No matter. #8 picked the best word: SJ is just "awkward". I still think she's funny looking. Just like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Tera Patrick is much sexier than all those bitches... and many many others are too.

#28 - my vitello con melanzane > yours

All seriousness though, if I were SJ rather someone tell me I was awesomely talented, considering that's supposedly reasoning her ridiculously high wage. What do we call actresses without talent? Porn stars, kids.

Nobody's said it and I can't resist---

I'd hit it.

And if Jessica Simpson kept her horsemouth shut I'd hit that too. Her teeth seriously freak me out.

I don't think every attractive or hot female, e.g., Jessica Simpson, is inclusively/automatically sexy. Likewise, every female I find sexy, e.g., Monica Belucci, isn't neccesarily someone I think is is hot - who makes me want to *instantly* start f*cking, and who I'd run through traffic to get to. I also don't think that 'beautiful' and 'hot' are mutually inclusive, e.g., Aishwarya Rai. I don't think she's hot, but she is spectacularly beautiful *and* sexy to me.

On my planet, sexiness is something different all together. My impression of whether a particular women is sexy usually comes after I've seen/heard that woman speak - interacting with myself, or with other people - whether privately, at a public event, or even with a talk show host. How they physically carry themselves is also a determining factor.

I've never thought that Elle McPherson was that spectacular. Great model, yes. Stunningly beautiful? No. However, I think she is incredibly sexy.

I don't find most young girls like SJ sexy (attractive, or hot, sure) because *usually* they don't tend to have a strong sense of self yet, sexual or otherwise (that may or may not come). And, to me, there's a certain level of apparent maturity and confidence that's innately connected with someone's level of sexiness. It's very apparent when you come across women who possesses these qualities.

A few examples ...

Hot, but Not Sexy: Halle Berry, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, Brooke Burke, Heather Graham, Laetitia Casta, Adriana Lima ...

Sexy: Salma Hayek, Heidi Klume, Sofia Milos, Sarah Manners, Monica Belucci, Dervla Kerwin, Aishwarya Rai, Vanessa Marcil, Sherilyn Fenn, Catherine Deneuve ...

(I know a lot of you seem to think anything over 27 is old, but Deneuve is sexy as hell - always has been, even when she was younger)

Hot & Sexy: Angelina Jolie, Heidi Klume, Salma Hayek

Neither Hot Nor Sexy: Jessica Alba & SJ (attractive, yes, but....)

That's just my op'.

Well at least it's not Jolie. I don't think I could be any more sick of hearing about Jolie's sexiness.
But we are keeping in mind that also in the top 10 of this list are Terri Hatcher and Jenny McCarthy, right? That right there destroys FHM's credibility as an authority on sexiness.

Actually, I do think Tiffany Amber is sexy too.

I do agree with rogue's philosophy on hotness/sexiness. Shirley Manson is both hot and sexy because of her attitude, the way she holds herself and the way she talks. Adriana Lima is hot but purely eye candy, whereas Angelina Jolie is sexy without actually being (in my opinion) at all attractive. Then there are people like Alba, who is cute. Immature, young-looking, fresh faced and kind of dumb.

Just my opinion, mind.

Er... she's not my type. But ever since she was in Lost in Translation, everyone assumes that she's this thoughtful, mysterious type...that makes her SEEM sexy!

omg, #41! i had to leave a comment just so i could agree with you, that monica belucci is so fucking sexy.

Wow. This has gotten really complicated - hot, sexy, sexy-hot, hot-cute-pretty. I just had it narrowed down to the categories of "I'd hit that with the lights on" and "I'd hit that if nobody ever found out".

#47
You are a true conissuer. Bravo! I really couldn't agree more.

I think SJ deserves the title this year. Next year someone younger, fresher, and bigger lipped will come along for us to worship. This system works so well.

LOL, come on this has to be a joke....or a lie or something. I just refuse to believe that all the men who read FHM even know who Scarlet is, let alone vote her the sexiest woman in the world.

Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, Beyonce, Pam Anderson, Natalie Portman, Adriana Lima, Gisele, Rebecca Romijn, Hale Berry, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jessica Alba, The Pussy Cat Dolls, Charlize Theron, Nikki Coxx, Jessica Beal, Jamie King, Selma Hyake, Famke Janssen, Eva Menendez

But I guess if you find having sex with Benecio Del Toro in an elevator sexy, they hay who I am to judge.

i agree with rogue... SJ is 21... and bigger boobs? so what? star jones boobs are bigger than SJ's , therefore she is better with your philosophy?

Damn, a lot of haters on this site. SJ is hot! There is absolutely nothing wrong with her physically. The only thing sort of wrong with her, is her voice, which is a little too deep for my liking.

If you should have any problems with that list it should be that Jenny McCarthy, Teri Hatcher, and Carmen Electra made it. What is it 1996?

ugh, they need to stop making these lists, no one every agrees !

ever*

PapaHotNuts--you are too much.

"I personally voted for Rosie O'Donnell 917 times."

Priceless.

#53

Maybe they make these lists so a lot of these chicks will agree to be pictured in their magazines in the future. Or someone is paying them. I vote for blackmail.

#41, I agree with everything, except Heidi Klum.

I take issue with Scarlet being #1 when IMHO, #1 should have a nice ass. I believe Scarlett is a noassatall, if I recall that horrendous movie Lost in Translation. She also seems rather vanilla to me in both her looks and her personality. Same thing with Jessica Alba, I mean, what is the big deal with her people? I think that men just have to have some actress to worship, and when the pickins are slim, the best of the average ones are waaayyy overrated and labeled as smoldering sex symbols. Puhlease. We haven't seen a truly sexy woman in Hollywood for a long time now, and #41 is right, Catherine Deneuve is the kind of beautiful, sexy, mysterious woman today's pathetic set could only hope to be. I would rather look like her at 50 than SJ at 22 anyday, and that IS the truth.

#20 I agree with you wholeheartedly.
#27 Please go away. You remind me too much of those cheerleaders from highschool that were happy no matter what. God that's annoying.

All the new engenue actresses have to be number one, It's not a vote, it's a rite of passage. She SHOULD stay quiet, cuz she only speaks inane drivel. Not for nothing, she looks like a stuck-up conceited big-boobied doppelganger. And I AM fat and ugly but I know what is hot and sorry, gente, she is not. Not ugly, mind you, but not #1.

Tracey Ullmann is no looker, but when she acts, she is fucking fabulous. SJ makes me want to sleep, no, drink and THEN sleep.

thank you #41----Salma Hayek....love her!!!
i dont get it with this chickie, Scarlet...hell no.

I like boobs, but, I like them.

I actually like Scarlett. Although I fell asleep 1/2 through that Lost In Translation... might have been the movie, might have been the pot.... She has it going on. It all boils down to no matter how beautiful you are, sex appeal is entirely differeny. Bugly one may be, if they have it, they're hot...Case in point... Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard... am i right ladies? huh?

Scarlett Johanssen has one of the nicest racks in Hollywood. I hope she keeps her pin-up curves and doesn't jump on the anorexic band wagon that has ruined the sex appeal of so many once-hot starlets. Remember what great tits Lindsay Lohan used to have??!!
And about Jessica Alba, don't get me wrong, she's a hottie, but she seems more like the really cute girl next door than a smoldering sex symbol. She doesn't have that dirty look in her eyes that says "Yeah I like to fuck." she even said she is tired of playing sex kitten roles, and got all upset when Playboy put her on their cover

Funny but SJ's peers don't like her. Or maybe they are jealous of her assets. But when I pressed the college girls as to why, they refused to answer.

And Jessica Alba, yes I love her but she too doesn't have that inner sexiness. She's just lovely.

Monica Belluci blows them all out of the water.

#49, sex with benicio del toro in an elevator or just plain sex with benicio del toro is damn sexy! only because beno is sexy, but by default i can see how that makes SJ sexy....regardless i agree #63, the most stunning/beautiful/sexy woman in the world HAS to be Monica Belluci, she is WOW! Has anyone ever watched Malena?!

The question wasn't who's hotter in comparison to Jessica Alba, or who is the best actress. They asked dudes who they thought was hot and they picked the cute blonde 20 year old with huge tits.

Wow. Go figure. Quick, lets analyze it some more.

THANK YOU ROGUE!!!!!
and thank YOU #62
enough of alba!!! PLEASE-- PS dont you love how shes all "im sick of being sexy" as she poses in a thong....right...shes just pissed cuz SHE wasnt voted sexiest!!!! oh, man, just because im a girl, dosent mean im hatin, scarlett is so hot id love to kiss those lips!!!!! i just think alba is an overrated, chunky mattress to all the directors/producers/ whatever to get the slutty roles she so desperatly thinks she isnt suited for. OOOOKKKKAAAYYY.....

Jessica Alba is a dog. And she got into Hollywood by laying on her back, so I don't know why she's so sanctimonious now. I'm glad SJ and AJ won over her.

The title of this story must have been accidentally cut off. There's no other explanation for it. I think it was supposed to read "Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest of all the uglies". Because she is.

She is hot and gorgeous.
How does her face look like a smacked "arse"?
She's actually one of the most beatiful women in the world.and women as in, well you know. Her erm...

the things that could pass as inflatable plane seats

LOL some of you people seem high or something... btw... the 2nd one voted is Angelina Jolie, not J.Alba who is actually the third, and J.Simpson is actually the 4th. Even though Angelina is definitely the hottest sexiest and most fuckin stunning girl on Hollywood, we all know that list is crap!!!!

70--Xd :) amen to that one!!!!
jolie is so beautiful, and at least shes DOING something with her money to give back to the world. i love her, and i love carmen electra, i do her Strippersize work out routines every day! shes so sexy!!!
oh yes...PLEASE, MORE ALBA!!!!!! no talent, and oh, yes, i hear shes "sick of being sexy" as she poses in nothing but a bedsheet. awwww, poor jessie! suing playboy ( greeeeedddyy!! ) for using pics of her fat tummy (SUCKING IT IN!) then making the sick of being sexy comment....oh man, one day, GET OVER HER!!! its KLUM, ELECTRA, JOLIE, and JOSS STONE!!!!! :)

I could name 50 sexy women, and Scarlett wouldn't be on my list. Goes to show why a good publicist makes the big bucks. I am sure somebody at FHM got paid off good. Alba isn't much better. The former protege of womanizing Mr. Cameron can no doubt thank him for putting her on the map via Dark Angel. There are too few really sexy woman in Hollywood today, and even fewer that are not either bi-polar, cult members or just generally flaky. Don't know if the cosmetic surgery is the cause or the affect.

# 17

Absolutely with you on that one.

Unlike idiots like Longoria and Alba, at least Scarlett doesn't need this shit to boost her career, she's already got it all.

#51

She doesn't have a deep voice!! she just doesn't shriek like a fucking banshee (eg jessica simpson, britney and other highly strung americans).

Oh my god so a woman talks in a normal conversational understated way and her voice is deep? I'm a woman, and I'd desdcribe Scarlett's voice as sexy and understated..

deep? are you shitting me?

FHM is genius, this gets so much media every year. If you voted for Jenny McCarthy, please donate your eyes to a blind person who might actually have some use for them.