March 24, 2006
Drew Lachey has a baby
In news nobody cares about except Drew Lachey and maybe his parents, Drew and his wife gave birth to their first daughter yesterday. A rep for the couple says, "Mom, Dad and baby are all happy and healthy."
It's great news and all, but somebody like Drew really doesn't need a rep to make statements like this for him. It'd be like Gary Coleman sending out a press release that he finally saved up enough for that Honda Civic. Probably very exciting times, but the only people that care are either related by blood or depressed.
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Comments
1. Posted by staticbumblebee on March 24, 2006 02:59 PM
First!!
2. Posted by Jayvee on March 24, 2006 03:05 PM
Gladly take second...
But really, who pumped fat into Gwyneth Paltrow and paid her to stand next to Drew?
3. Posted by Italian Stallion on March 24, 2006 03:09 PM
The caption should read Drew Lachey loses his virginity to someone other then his brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Posted by MissyDra on March 24, 2006 03:12 PM
Oh, come on now. Let him enjoy the last 3min of the 15 he regained from Dancing with the Has-beens.
Of course, if he tried to capitalize any more on it he will have to be stopped! Get ye to the Stop-N-Shop.
5. Posted by doesntmatter on March 24, 2006 03:15 PM
is it only me or does she look around 16 years old. a very preggers 16 years old. well, at least she looks happy and is glowing, unlike crazy alien baby mother katie holmes. what is it now, 11 months along on that one? geez
6. Posted by Lala on March 24, 2006 03:22 PM
Unless the baby does a dancefloor version of the Triple Lundy landing in a backflip, while wearing a gold lame dress and 4-inch heels on the next season of Dancing With the Stars...I'm not impressed.
7. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on March 24, 2006 03:24 PM
#5...they are both 29 yrs old. although she does look rather young in that pic. I think it's just the picture...b/c she looks 29 in person.
8. Posted by Claybird on March 24, 2006 03:49 PM
Does this mean she will get her own birthing monument like Britney Spears did? So, Britney was laying on a bear, what will Drew's wife be laying on? Tom Bergeron?
9. Posted by msakraid on March 24, 2006 03:52 PM
I thought that Britney Spears was married to that Federline guy?
10. Posted by Jacq on March 24, 2006 04:04 PM
It's always a comfort to hear that Dad came through the delivery with flying colors. Seriously, has one ever been lost to birthing complications?
I first saw his wife on 'Newlyweds'. At the time I thought geez, he's got to be so jealous of Nick. Well, look who's still married. Pretty girls cheat.
11. Posted by PapaHotNuts on March 24, 2006 04:04 PM
In other irrevelant news, I just finished cutting my grass and now I'm going to edge the driveway. I"ll update you when I'm done with that.
12. Posted by Jacq on March 24, 2006 04:06 PM
P.S. I forgot - that means that ugly ones are just greatful to have a man.
PapaHotNuts, where have you been? Good luck with the yard - watch your toes.
13. Posted by Jayne on March 24, 2006 04:17 PM
he can do so much better.
Like Jessica.
14. Posted by sometimesboy on March 24, 2006 04:27 PM
ah...gary coleman's getting a new car? cool..what color? any pics to post? did he go with the leather booster seat? details, details!!!
15. Posted by PapaHotNuts on March 24, 2006 04:40 PM
# 12 Jaqd- I had 5 hours worth of back surgery a month or so ago and between rehab, writing (I'm a journalist), and being looped up on Loritab and Miller Lite, I'm just getting back. Nice of you to ask. Where are ESQ, Ladyeebug, ManU, and the others? Thanks again.
16. Posted by PapaHotNuts on March 24, 2006 04:41 PM
# 12 Jacq- I had 5 hours worth of back surgery a month or so ago and between rehab, writing (I'm a journalist), and being looped up on Loritab and Miller Lite, I'm just getting back. Nice of you to ask. Where are ESQ, Ladyeebug, ManU, and the others? Thanks again.
17. Posted by hafaball on March 24, 2006 04:50 PM
Why wouldn't he be healthy? Did he give birth too? O.o
18. Posted by malicious on March 24, 2006 04:54 PM
His wife is hideous.
19. Posted by asmith on March 24, 2006 05:14 PM
# 5 - you got it all wrong. Katie has known Tom for 11 months...pregnant for 10.
I think Drew is better looking than Nick. Probably smarter too...
20. Posted by Jacq on March 24, 2006 05:15 PM
Papa! Sorry to hear that you had to go through all of that! ESQ is around, but neither of us have seen Ladyeebug lately. Welcome back! So does Loritab/Miller make you even funnier?
21. Posted by Tania on March 24, 2006 05:15 PM
I love how it's "Drew AND his wife gave birth..." I'm pretty sure that she was the only one squeezing out an 8 pound human being.
She was a lot prettier before she got pregnant (on Newlyweds for example). Pregnancy broke her.
22. Posted by asmith on March 24, 2006 05:17 PM
PapaHotNuts - what else is up for the weekend? Mulch? Planting flowers? I'm interested in whats going on...
23. Posted by boredatwurk on March 24, 2006 05:36 PM
#11 HA HA HA HA. So funny. Keep us posted.
24. Posted by bloodyvictim on March 24, 2006 05:49 PM
the most important part of the story was left out:
"Drew has sex with Goblin-woman, monster-hybrid baby expected"
25. Posted by Praz on March 24, 2006 05:52 PM
So Drew's not gay?
I don't get it.
Plus wtf is up with his wife's teeth.
26. Posted by daria405 on March 24, 2006 05:53 PM
Haha, #5 and #18 - my fiance always asks: "Shouldn't Katie Holmes have had her baby by now? Isn't she more than 9 months pregnant?"
27. Posted by PapaHotNuts on March 24, 2006 07:20 PM
UPDATE: I edged the driveway but before I got to the sidewalk, I ran out of gas. But what happens next will absolutely blow you away- I refilled the blower with a 40:1 gas/oil ratio and carried on. I know this sounds unbelievable, but I assure you this is what happened. I also saw a bird.
28. Posted by PapaHotNuts on March 24, 2006 07:21 PM
UPDATE: I edged the driveway but before I got to the sidewalk, I ran out of gas. But what happens next will absolutely blow you away- I refilled the blower with a 40:1 gas/oil ratio and carried on. I know this sounds unbelievable, but I assure you this is what happened. I also saw a bird.
29. Posted by krisdylee on March 24, 2006 08:51 PM
what kind of bird?
30. Posted by MissyDra on March 24, 2006 08:58 PM
COME ON! I can't wait any longer for the juicy details!
31. Posted by TheHappyRobot on March 24, 2006 09:07 PM
dude, someone PLEASE tell me that they remember when this girl was on Saturday Night Live in the early-mid 90's with Chris Farley and all? you know the one.....
32. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on March 24, 2006 10:05 PM
Nice pic. Denny's employees of the month, I guess.
33. Posted by Chris'sMom on March 24, 2006 11:30 PM
#10 Actually there was a man in Southern California who passed out during his wife's C-section. His wife said that he really didn't feel comfortable cutting the cord, but the doctor coerced him to. When he passed out he hit the back of his head on the aluminum base molding of the floor. Later that day he died of a brain hemorrage.
34. Posted by derekd on March 24, 2006 11:37 PM
The first 4 words of the article says it all.
SUPERFICIAL U ARE SLIPPIN' BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!
35. Posted by just_a_girl on March 25, 2006 12:04 AM
#31, I know who you're talking about. Her name is Melanie Hutsell. His wife sure does look a lot like her!!
36. Posted by TheHappyRobot on March 25, 2006 09:19 AM
this is the best pic of melanie hutsell i could find.
http://www.usedwigs.com/graphics/MH.jpg
not one of SNL's more memorable cast members. but even so, lachey totally married her anyway.
37. Posted by blueballs on March 25, 2006 10:24 AM
It would suck for him if he found out he wasn't the father but instead it was Nick!
38. Posted by CheekyChops on March 25, 2006 10:49 AM
I'm making strip steak for dinner smothered in peppers, onions and mushrooms with a peppercorn and thyme gravy. That will be followed by death by chocolate cake.
39. Posted by Chris'sMom on March 25, 2006 10:59 AM
PapaHotNuts what did you make for dinner??
40. Posted by happyday on March 25, 2006 12:27 PM
What kind of lawn mower? Please tell me it's riding mower.
41. Posted by just_a_girl on March 25, 2006 01:43 PM
She used to be the choreographer for 98 degrees...I guess that explains a lot. Drew and her have been together since they were 9. I guess she looked a lot better back then.
42. Posted by The Lazy Asian on March 25, 2006 06:00 PM
thanks for the breaking news.
43. Posted by coco on March 26, 2006 12:09 AM
Drew Lachey has a baby...and a fat ugly wife
44. Posted by ning_ning on March 26, 2006 02:06 AM
WOW!CONGRAULATIONS AND WHO GIVES A FUCK?
45. Posted by boobtube on March 26, 2006 01:58 PM
I still don't know who Drew or Nick Lachey are... I think I'm better off not knowing! VRRROOOOMMMM!
46. Posted by gogoboots on March 26, 2006 02:20 PM
huh? drew who?
47. Posted by Larry on March 26, 2006 04:29 PM
Exactly. Is this some reality show asshole or something?
And yeah, his wife is really fat too. Just look at that big belly. She's really got to lose a few pounds in her midsection. Do some stomach crunches or something ....
48. Posted by overcast on March 26, 2006 05:48 PM
Seriously though. Being Nick Lachey's brother doesn't get you anything better than THAT!?!
49. Posted by LickyLicky on March 27, 2006 12:46 AM
PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Now don't you go doing anything crazy-stupid like, oh, say, laying mulch! I mean, we can only take so much here.
So anyway, glad to hear you're doing better. I like Milagro, all by itself, or maybe with a half a Vicodin when my back says, "HEY, asshole! Remember all that shit you picked up in the yard yesterday?", but other than that, cool for you. Does the Miller/Lortab combo really make you funnier? 'Cause I don't think we can handle your truth if it does.
I finally saw a Laydee post on the Kevin Smith page.
Are we still on for Vegas? I think Binky should come along.
50. Posted by urockmysocks on March 27, 2006 06:49 AM
here's a picture of them when his wife was actually thinner:
http://cache.eonline.com/News/Photos/l/lachey.drew.lea.032406.jpg
I'm sure to say that she looks like crap now with all the fat in her belly and heck she was never close to "pretty" to begin with..she reminds me of a frigging camel..and those teeth are hurting my eyes..
51. Posted by TheHappyRobot on March 27, 2006 10:01 AM
yeah #50. she was thinner but her head wasn't.
52. Posted by Kelly on March 27, 2006 04:02 PM
He sure aint Nick and she certainly is no Jessica. Who the fuck cares, no bodies procreate all the time. And what?
53. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 27, 2006 07:32 PM
PapaHotNutz give me some of them Tabs, man. I NEED them SO bad...
54. Posted by Jacq on March 28, 2006 04:45 PM
#33 - I may have been proved wrong, but you did indicate one key factor. The guy was from Southern California. I don't think that dudes 'take it like a man' 'round those parts.
55. Posted by Nichole on March 31, 2006 11:36 PM
Wow...what was he thinking....
56. Posted by jod on April 5, 2006 10:03 PM
You all need to so get a life (me included) -- was the best (only) choice in that dancing show and let them have the joy of being new parents. Y'all are sooooooooooooo sad.
57. Posted by WTF on May 2, 2006 01:16 AM
sorry i just farted.