March 24, 2006
Colin Farrell and Kate Moss have sexy conversations
Colin Farrell and Kate Moss are allegedly phone-dating after they started bonding in rehab. An insider is quoted as saying: "Since they're both working on their sobriety, they completely understand the struggle. Plus, they both happen to be very attracted to one another."
You know it's true too, because they were photographed together in a car. See that picture? With your eyes? Yeah, that's a real picture. I made took it myself. And afterwards they took off their clothes and started making out. Just give me a couple more hours with Photoshop and I'll prove it.
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Comments
1. Posted by Obadiah on March 24, 2006 02:47 PM
Colon looks hungry.
2. Posted by staticbumblebee on March 24, 2006 02:48 PM
2nd, bitches.
3. Posted by Italian Stallion on March 24, 2006 02:49 PM
She must have gotten tired of talking to Pat Obrien from the insider!!!!!!!!!
4. Posted by sunglassali on March 24, 2006 02:53 PM
Kate must still be on drugs to be dating such a lame excuse for a man!
5. Posted by krisdylee on March 24, 2006 02:54 PM
Now if that isn't the makings of a long-term healthy relationship that will be the stuff of legends for years to come, I don't know what would be....
6. Posted by Lala on March 24, 2006 02:57 PM
Blame it on the cocaine-goggles.
7. Posted by Jayvee on March 24, 2006 03:06 PM
Phone dating.
That's hot.
8. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 24, 2006 03:59 PM
Is Kate Moss pretty? Is Colin Farrell hot? What's the price of beans?
I have so many questions...
9. Posted by Jacq on March 24, 2006 04:10 PM
Ok, Pete Doherty's been all up in that. Disgusting. I can't believe that there is a man out there willing to hit that with anyone's junk. Wait, who's dirtier? Colin or Pete?
#3 - Just say 'yes'. When you see him, just look at him and say 'yes'.
10. Posted by PapaHotNuts on March 24, 2006 04:11 PM
Phone dating is almost as lame as cyber-sex. Hey Lala, # 6, what are you wearing right now?
11. Posted by Jacq on March 24, 2006 04:17 PM
#8 - Oshkosh, who do you think is hotter Colin of MeganHarris' boyfriend? Lol
12. Posted by Jacq on March 24, 2006 04:18 PM
*oops* or
13. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 24, 2006 04:25 PM
MeganHarris' boyfriend is the hottest guy ever. Plus he's sweet, kind, he likes to talk about his feelings, he bakes brownies when she's having her period, and clips her toenails with his teeth. How I wish MeganHarris' boyfriend could be mine, but alas he's been captivated by her - forever.
14. Posted by Italian Stallion on March 24, 2006 04:35 PM
Jacq ......lol
p.s. I think I ran over Meganharris' boyfriend last night while driving around with Pete Doherty....It was hard to concentrate with all the crack smoke and Nicole giving us all head......
15. Posted by hafaball on March 24, 2006 04:53 PM
That's gonna be a weird and wild sex tape!
16. Posted by Jacq on March 24, 2006 05:18 PM
You guys are hilarious! LMFAO. Love it! Love it! Love it! What a dreamboat. Let's give him the best funeral ever!
17. Posted by M@ce on March 24, 2006 05:21 PM
MeganHarris' boyfriend poops Godiva chocolates, pees champagne and his breath smells like a meadow of flowers after a summer shower.
18. Posted by mamacita on March 24, 2006 05:53 PM
#17
You forgot to add that he ejaculates hot white chocolate.
19. Posted by gigi on March 24, 2006 07:01 PM
I have to remember that if I ever become addicted to blow, I should hook up w/ someone who is also. But only after a month at rehab. We can snort lines off eachother's asses. Sexy.
I don't believe this story -- I think Kate Luvs Pete 4-eva...
20. Posted by MissyDra on March 24, 2006 09:01 PM
I need to get me a MeganHarris' boyfriend.
21. Posted by Vikalicious on March 24, 2006 09:17 PM
if you can post a totally fabricated picture why can't you post my puppet story? the people need to know the truth!
22. Posted by Ms Crackalackin on March 24, 2006 09:30 PM
Kate's given more rides than Seabiscuit! Does she go more than a month between boy toys? At least Colin is easy on the eyes, unlike Peter!
23. Posted by lebowski on March 24, 2006 11:33 PM
Yes, but Pete shits bags full of smack and pisses Colt 45 and kool aid. Bet what's-her-face's boyfriend doesn't do that.
24. Posted by derekd on March 24, 2006 11:39 PM
The question isn't did he fuck her. The question is did he fuck her in the ass? I hear he's quite fond of anal penetration. Giving and recieving.
25. Posted by LADY-CROFT on March 25, 2006 10:19 AM
one word: whore
26. Posted by CheekyChops on March 25, 2006 10:47 AM
After shagging Pete Doherty the only way is up IMO.
27. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 25, 2006 01:29 PM
That's the great thing about coke, you have all these wicked conversations with people then in the morning you can't quite recall what any of them where about.
28. Posted by gogoboots on March 25, 2006 02:26 PM
Colin Farrell is a vast improvement for Kate, IF this is true...
29. Posted by prideofchucky on March 25, 2006 03:14 PM
Wow, that picture is photoshopped? couldn't tell. Seamless, baby, seamless...
30. Posted by Charlaurz McHall on March 25, 2006 03:41 PM
man, it must be awesome to be Kate Moss's daughter.. the strange, drug addicted rancid men wandering around the house, the fun party sugar lying around everywhere, the occassional police bust, and hearing your mum get her rocks off over the phone. What a fun life she is having, i am sure she will grow up to be very well adjusted...
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31. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 25, 2006 06:31 PM
When Colin comes on the tv screen I change the channel. They'll both be sniffin, sucking and shooting in a matter of weeks. The guy is so repulsive to me. I have never been so unattracted to an attractive man in my life. I'd fuck Kate before fucking him. Oh GOD what am I saying????
32. Posted by Lala on March 26, 2006 12:20 AM
PapaHotNuts, I'll guess most guys here would be hoping for a description of a 90:10 skin to outfit ratio. And I'm hoping I'm wearing half of Neiman's, including the Jewelry section, on my bod. But the truth hurts, so let's just both use our imaginations instead. :)
33. Posted by ning_ning on March 26, 2006 02:11 AM
What great sex two coke-heads, limp dick colin and all about coke kate! That's a great match made in coke heaven to their dealer.
34. Posted by TaiTai on March 27, 2006 12:15 AM
What exactly is "phone-dating"? So they are talking on the phone, whoa, news flash. I think I am "computer dating" Owen Wilson because I look at his picture as often as possible online. In fact I think we are going to have a computer baby any day now. We will name her Apple. (Sorry I couldn't resist that one.)
35. Posted by Spindoc on March 27, 2006 03:19 PM
I'm sorry, he just looks like he smells like week old B.O., Dirty scalp and Old Cigarettes.
36. Posted by Jacq on March 27, 2006 03:42 PM
#35 - Old scalp?! Awesome!! Spot on observation Spindoc, spot-on.
37. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 27, 2006 07:06 PM
English people are cute how they say "spot on".
38. Posted by glamour_bitch on March 28, 2006 04:54 AM
Too bad Kate is a coke head... she used to be quite beautiful actually.