March 23, 2006
Sting is a deviant
Sting, recently reported to be opening his own strip club, has now asked about setting up a fantasy sex party with notorious orgy organizer Palagia. According to Palagia's rep, "whenever Sting is in New York, he has looked into checking out one of Palagia's sexy Eat In parties," the rep said. "He has been interested in attending the sexy X-rated soirees for months, even asking Palagia herself to throw a special one for him and Trudi to fit their busy schedule."
So Sting, an internationally rich and famous rock star, has to pay thousands of dollars to see naked women and get laid. This makes almost as much sense as Hilary Duff paying for breast reduction surgery. The only explanation is he's very very dumb. Or he has no penis. Or his penis is flammable. Hmm, I guess there's lots of explanations.
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Comments
1. Posted by Jayne on March 23, 2006 01:13 PM
" I'd hit it "
... a lot.
2. Posted by Cisi on March 23, 2006 01:17 PM
Ha! Jayne, that's exACTly what I was going to write. I SWEAR!
3. Posted by gogoboots on March 23, 2006 01:19 PM
EW, Sting is really arrogant and into tantric sex or so I've heard. In other words, he's the biggest perv in the world!
4. Posted by jugsgirl on March 23, 2006 01:22 PM
Damn Jane and Cisi -
I wanted to hit it first. But I doubt I could last 8 hours, so you both could get him warmed up for me.
5. Posted by ILovePapaSmurf on March 23, 2006 01:24 PM
Well, at least he puts good use to that tantra stuff he does.
6. Posted by Baroness on March 23, 2006 01:32 PM
Sting is so goddamn hot.
That is all.
7. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on March 23, 2006 01:40 PM
Ew. I knew nothing about his sexual deviance. My respect for him has bombed.
**Weeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooo**
8. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 23, 2006 01:44 PM
Dear Sting,
I would love to work at your fine titty bar. Please review my resume and let me know when I can start:
5'10, 120 lbs., blonde, 36DD, ass like a 24, blue eyes, I never sweat, have all my teeth (in good condition), I always show up on time and I always pay my house fees, triple jointed, I smell like flowers and I only do drugs when they're served to me on club-owners' penises (or is that "peni"?)
Signed,
Lady Delicious
9. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 23, 2006 01:51 PM
#3, since when does being into tantric sex make you a pervert?
10. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 23, 2006 01:52 PM
I mean, yeah, the orgy part makes him a pervert, but not the tantric part.
11. Posted by Binky on March 23, 2006 01:57 PM
I heard he also practised voodoo sex with inflatables, but that blew up on him as well.
12. Posted by SuperSpence on March 23, 2006 02:10 PM
If you girls are willing to insert large devices made of stucco into your rectums and dance about screaming "I'm queen of the masonry faeries" at the top of your lungs, Sting might be interested in you. Otherwise, you're just jacking off. But don't let me stop you.
13. Posted by Italian Stallion on March 23, 2006 02:11 PM
Him and Costner should go get massages together so they can wrestle their bald headed champions in good company.....
14. Posted by Spindoc on March 23, 2006 02:29 PM
And for YEARS he has been blathering this B.S. to the press about the great love match he has with his wife, and then tried to claim that they would have 7 hour tantric sex encounters. Well yeah, when you're out boffing strippers for 364 days out of the year, I guess you CAN have a kinky, time consuming encounter with your wife One day outta the year. Go Sting, but be careful out there. Tom Cruise Loves the Cock.
15. Posted by Jacq on March 23, 2006 02:31 PM
Gross. I don't want to hear about his sexual proclivity when I know whatever he does, he does with Trudy. She's wrinkled and beyond nasty. I just don't want to hear it 'cause I could never possibly hate on Sting. Hello people - THE POLICE!
16. Posted by Cisi on March 23, 2006 02:47 PM
Lucky for you, SuperSpence, my horror at your having rained on my parade was completely eclipsed by your friggin' hilarious imagery. Thanks. I am still chuckling over that one. You always crack me up. You, too, Spindoc - "Tom Cruise Loves the Cock." Y'all are some funny mofos. And speaking of funny mofos, I reiterate yesterday's question: where the hell are Bill Clinton, Laydeebug, and whoever else it was that someone added to my query? I MISS y'all, man!
17. Posted by MeganHarris on March 23, 2006 03:25 PM
gotta love Sting.
18. Posted by CheekyChops on March 23, 2006 03:27 PM
I'd shag him. He's tantric. Apparently that's a good thing. =O
19. Posted by zena marie on March 23, 2006 04:12 PM
EEww he's seedy... he reminds me of Jed Clampett with a British accent, and without the sense of humor.
20. Posted by Cheyenne_1 on March 23, 2006 04:16 PM
"Message in a Bottle" was one of my favorite police tracks...
Little did I know that in "...sending out an SOS", the SOS meant Sexual Orgy Summons".
Poor Sting... must be awfully bored to be getting into skanky tricks like that.
21. Posted by cibby on March 23, 2006 04:49 PM
Sounds like a fun party, Sting!
22. Posted by Nimuë LaMer on March 23, 2006 04:57 PM
I hit it...
23. Posted by vanya_k on March 23, 2006 05:08 PM
Sting is Still-alive?? Then I must have dreamed the news blurb where he died of AIDS-related dementia and Trudy had his withered body mummified so she could still ride his uh...uh horse.
24. Posted by hafaball on March 23, 2006 06:02 PM
The only reason to be rich....to have huge gang bang parties whenever the hell you want...it's good to be the Sting.
25. Posted by TowelHead on March 23, 2006 06:12 PM
To all those who say they'd hit it: picture Sting's droopy testicles slapping against Trudi's wrinkled vag. *shudder*
26. Posted by TowelHead on March 23, 2006 06:13 PM
To all those who say they'd hit it: picture Sting's droopy testicles slapping against Trudi's wrinkled vag. *shudder*
27. Posted by sometimesboy on March 23, 2006 06:20 PM
yeah, sting is gettin' kinda freaky....i just heard he likes to watch kevin costner get his massages...
28. Posted by Catscratch on March 23, 2006 06:26 PM
Re: #14
This is what Sting has to say about the claim he made that he could have sex for eight hours:
"“I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.”"
He's got a good sense of humour, I'll give him that.
29. Posted by Mars Needs Women! on March 23, 2006 06:47 PM
"To all those who say they'd hit it: picture Sting's droopy testicles slapping against Trudi's wrinkled vag. *shudder*
right like you all will never get older!!!
Fight it all you want AGE HAPPENS....to all!
30. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 23, 2006 06:59 PM
What was that song?....ah, "Muder by numbers H..I..V lala.." oh wait it was: one, two, three.
....aaanyway seems as if sir Sting didn't learn anything from Freddy Mercury, have a nice time pervo.
31. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 23, 2006 07:01 PM
oh and yes Tom Cruise does love the cock, he thinks it's coooool..
32. Posted by RhinebeckCowboy on March 23, 2006 09:56 PM
Palagia is a known slimebucket, Sting a gimme, but the one we should concerned about is the ADA (assistant district attorney, dumb-asses) chick who attends Palagia's "Eat-Ins".
Doesn't the judiciary / law enforcement have something going on about not indulging in activities that open you up (ha ha) to blackmail?
33. Posted by TheLusciousDeluxe on March 23, 2006 09:57 PM
I didn't know the elderly still liked to have sex.
34. Posted by TheLusciousDeluxe on March 23, 2006 09:58 PM
I didn't know the elderly still liked to have sex.
35. Posted by NaughtyBits74 on March 24, 2006 11:38 AM
Isn't Sting like a 103 years old by now?
36. Posted by ferret1 on March 24, 2006 12:00 PM
Who cares if he knows tantric sex? He now looks like Kelly McGillis' Amish dad in "Witness", and he probably smells like that guy too.
37. Posted by gogoboots on March 24, 2006 12:14 PM
Just look at him, he's like one of those weird British pedophiles. He just does tantric cause he thinks that'll make him more sexy, hence he is a pervert!
38. Posted by Caught Dead In That Dress on March 24, 2006 03:00 PM
#37, as opposed to all those normal american peadophiles...?
39. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 24, 2006 03:00 PM
I hope there is a defibulator located nearby during Stings nasty little sicko parties, cause he's older than dirt. The epitome of dirty old man. And his wife's face closely resembles a catchers mitt.
That is all.
40. Posted by georgina-elizondo on March 26, 2006 09:40 AM
The worst thing that I see in all these happenings is how Sting lost all respect with his immaterial I.
What a pity, esecially for police fans like me. :(
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