March 23, 2006
Pete Doherty pleads guilty
Pete Doherty pleaded guilty to seven charges of possessing heroin, crack cocaine, and weed in a court appearance in east London today. Although I'm not entirely sure this constitutes news, since the same story has appeared every week for the past three months. Apparently dating Kate Moss gives you automatic immunity when it comes to illegal drugs. Sort of like how dating Alessandra Ambrosio gives you automatic immunity from not having an erection.
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Comments
1. Posted by Tracy on March 23, 2006 05:55 PM
The face of crack... Makes me want to swear off the pipe forever! Ugh!
2. Posted by gammanormids on March 23, 2006 05:55 PM
OMG! that picture is so scary!!!
3. Posted by pixelbasic on March 23, 2006 05:59 PM
Powder Lives!
4. Posted by mamacita on March 23, 2006 06:03 PM
Damn. Invest in some bronzer, Pete.
5. Posted by gammanormids on March 23, 2006 06:06 PM
you cnaged the picture? Good...!
6. Posted by punctiliouspig on March 23, 2006 06:06 PM
and he kicked a reporter in the arm. in the ARM. where the hell is the picture of that high kick?
7. Posted by karifarrell on March 23, 2006 06:23 PM
Who's Pete Doherty? Shannen Doherty's lil' bro?
8. Posted by tokenblackperson on March 23, 2006 06:35 PM
I just got the urge to say...
"You'll never take me alive coppa...nyeah,nyeah.."
9. Posted by Helen on March 23, 2006 06:37 PM
What's that man behind him doing? Has he been overcome by the fumes emanating from Pete?
10. Posted by Tha-Flash on March 23, 2006 06:37 PM
Lol feckin' crack'ed.
11. Posted by ebayfan414 on March 23, 2006 06:42 PM
If you want to see something really cool happen, look at this picture, and say, "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice."
WARNING: Do not attempt this feat if you aren't interested in having a coked up beetlejuice show up in your room.
12. Posted by Evangelia on March 23, 2006 06:44 PM
who is alessandra ambrosio?
(stripper name if i ever heard one)
13. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 23, 2006 06:48 PM
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...and so is heroin and Lysol...and tylenol...and that foam you use to clean the toilet...and pam cooking spray..niagara starch..and Pledge and...
14. Posted by Havet on March 23, 2006 07:03 PM
He look soooo aweful! there r worse pictures of him.
He doesnt deserves all ths press.
What else he kickd some after his court hearing. how stupid is that?! he should have got right back there.
I just hope they'll jail him and thats it. Thats wat he deserves.
he is so pathetic.
15. Posted by TheHoffinator on March 23, 2006 07:05 PM
Who is this guy besides the guy who dated Kate Moss? #12 Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian Super Nugget.
16. Posted by christee on March 23, 2006 07:36 PM
damn, pete, now you'll never be a scientologist. oh well, there's always suicide and your next life!
17. Posted by Erienne on March 23, 2006 07:43 PM
If you click on the hyperlink Superficial Guy left with Alessandra Ambrosio's name, you'll see her. That or Google her on Google Images. She's hot. I'm not into chicks, but shes hot.
18. Posted by TaiTai on March 23, 2006 07:55 PM
It's great to see Pete has gotten some color back in his face now that he is clean and sober.
The guy behind him is his Personal Chaser. He follows him everywhere to remind him where he is supposed to be going.
19. Posted by Italian Stallion on March 23, 2006 08:41 PM
I'm Pete Doherty bitch!!!!!! Fu-k your couch......UNITY
20. Posted by prideofchucky on March 23, 2006 09:16 PM
God I love this picture-can't help it-I just love society's famous dirtbags-Que up the sid vicious MY WAY cover track-Guess Kate got out-and just in time-before she was Nancy Spungen with a blade in her belly...
Rock On Pete Ya Fuck-Up!
21. Posted by bjpack on March 23, 2006 09:23 PM
Actually, the guy behind him is his dad/brother/dealer.
22. Posted by MeganHarris on March 23, 2006 09:46 PM
He's Soooooooo Naaaaaaaaasty!! seriously what do these girls see in him?
23. Posted by Captain Awesome on March 23, 2006 09:56 PM
I love that British-just-crawled-out-from-under-a-rock look
24. Posted by TaiTai on March 23, 2006 10:19 PM
Nice teeth too. They're darker than his face.
25. Posted by Chris'sMom on March 23, 2006 10:20 PM
#14...Would it kill you to learn proper English? Oh, I get it, you were just trying to act like you're 13.
So now that he has pled guilty what now. In this picture it does not look like he being escorted to the vehicle that takes him to prison. Maybe that only happens to common folk; all the more reason to strive to become a bimbling celebrity.
26. Posted by Sister Morphine on March 23, 2006 10:53 PM
That guy behind Pete looks like he's about to jump him for his drugs. Or his ass. Either way, I'm sure Pete will love it.
27. Posted by krisdylee on March 23, 2006 11:03 PM
Yaaawwwnnnnnnn.....
28. Posted by MissyB on March 23, 2006 11:08 PM
LMAO @ Sister Morphine!!! He is disgusting! I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole... seriously though, I've seen Kate with other guys lately, and she likes that grungy/druggie/hobo look. Don't know. I guess the entire hobo's have a chance with the supermodel!
29. Posted by hafaball on March 24, 2006 03:56 AM
This isn't such a bad pic, but the guy behind him is pretty creepy.
30. Posted by santori on March 24, 2006 04:07 AM
He has the romance and legend. Poor choices but he has at least those.
31. Posted by seren on March 24, 2006 05:13 AM
#23 - Pete Doherty is hardly the typical British look.
(We're not that much different to you yanks, except we generally weigh less and have better clothes....but don't have dayglo teeth)
32. Posted by guzilicious on March 24, 2006 06:40 AM
pete is the most ugliest thing ive ever seen people like him should be shipped to an islan in a concentration camp and be skinned alive then dipped in boiling hot water.......... ah i see it already the island for useless drug fucked lame people i see lindsay there too
33. Posted by M@ce on March 24, 2006 08:30 AM
Off to the Kordova Milk Bar and then,perhaps, a little ultra-violence...
34. Posted by ESQ on March 24, 2006 09:10 AM
In response to #8 - I was thinking the same thing. He reminds me of "Jimmy" the reporter from was it "Batman?"
35. Posted by inspector11 on March 24, 2006 09:11 AM
You know what I call possessing heroin, crack cocaine, and weed? I call that "Tuesdays."
36. Posted by ESQ on March 24, 2006 09:11 AM
The guy behind Pete just kicked him in the ass and said,"Now get the hell out of here kid, don't come back unless you have a news story!"
37. Posted by SuperSpence on March 24, 2006 09:31 AM
I plead guilty...of not giving a rat's ass about Pete Doherty. I'd rather not hear about him anymore, so it'd be awful nice if he'd just OD on heroin or something. I like my odds on that one.
38. Posted by Swordman on March 24, 2006 09:39 AM
Hmm Pete Doherty, he's famous for dating Kate Moss and being a poster child for drug addiction. I would be a drug addict too if I was in a band named Babyshambles. This guy's 15 minutes are up. Time to die nice and easy now Pete
39. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on March 24, 2006 10:40 AM
Laugh my $#*&ing ass off @ M@ce...ya beat me to the punch brah.
40. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on March 24, 2006 10:44 AM
He looks like he's skipping out of the damn building...snicker..insert speeded-up "Charlie Chaplin doin' stuff" music. Nasty little pudge...his little "fuck yew" rebel cigarette all sweaty from being propped behind his ear during the proceedings. I have no comment, I guess. I just like making randomass comments about drug fucks.
41. Posted by Derek Hail on March 24, 2006 10:57 AM
What a classy guy. Kate Moss is just as class. And to think.... Kate Moss was actually in the running for being Mother of the Year.
42. Posted by NaughtyBits74 on March 24, 2006 11:36 AM
Oh my...
Edward Scissorhands just left the building.
Does he not love himself? He should get off the crack-rocks and heroin. How are you gonna do crack, heroin, AND weed? He's almost the poster-boy for narcotics. I bet he abuses pills too. Pete, get your ass to a detox center and clean yourself up, so that the next time I see you in concert I can understand what you're "saying", bro.
43. Posted by gogoboots on March 24, 2006 12:08 PM
He absolutely abuses pills, anything he can get his hands on. He looks ILLIN', what's with his face, he looks like a troll!
44. Posted by Spindoc on March 24, 2006 12:17 PM
Here is a GREAT qote on this guy from the NYPost
"And the disheveled ex-Libertines/Babyshambles frontman was just voted "Sexiest Man Alive" by the readers of UK music magazine NME - a sweep cited by the editors as "final proof that there's nothing more alluring than a man who'll steal your purse before pissing himself and getting arrested.""
This guy just looks like he smells like old cheese and burning hair. Ugh, what was Kate thinking?
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/61004.htm
45. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 24, 2006 02:44 PM
Gotta love Peter. Crack, weed, E it's all good, but herion? C'mon man that's so 70's. You were in the Libertines, not Creme.
46. Posted by bluecanary on March 24, 2006 04:30 PM
Why is this guy famous?
47. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 24, 2006 04:32 PM
Let's talk more about Alessandra Ambrosio, just to cleanse our palates, no?
48. Posted by derekd on March 24, 2006 11:52 PM
Dude pleads guilty to seven, count them SEVEN! 1,2,3,4,5,6, SEVEN charges of possesion of heroin and the guy is actually WALKING out of court???!! Let me tell you if he woulda caught that charge around here(Florida) He would've never been seen again(to our delight). They sure are lenient in Limeyville.
49. Posted by DMM on March 25, 2006 03:16 AM
Pete Doherty isn't even real. His real name is Trevor McDermott, and he was invented by the KLF. Check it out. The link is below.
http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2006/02/klf_uh_hu_uh_hu.html
50. Posted by Evangelia on March 25, 2006 03:34 AM
i think i recognize her. is she a victoria's secret model as well?
51. Posted by Drunk Blogger on March 25, 2006 07:49 AM
Corpse Bride.
52. Posted by CheekyChops on March 25, 2006 10:38 AM
and kate moss was shagging this guy? Yikes!
53. Posted by BananaPhone on March 25, 2006 11:45 AM
Who?
54. Posted by Dee on March 25, 2006 05:19 PM
what a hottie!
55. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 25, 2006 07:06 PM
That guy looks like the lead singer of a really bad SKA band. The Skatacrackalites. Oi, Oi!!!