March 23, 2006
Lindsay Lohan wants to be Wonder Woman
Lindsay Lohan is desperate to play Wonder Woman in the forthcoming movie version of the comic book superhero. Lohan admits she'd like to showcase her talents outside of kid and teen films.
She says, "Wonder Woman would be cool. I'm trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I've done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me. Because most of the things that I've done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted."
Wow, Wonder Woman. Yes that will be quite the acting stretch. Unless Wonder Woman has been re-imagined with the power to make her boobs magically disappear and reappear. Because Lindsay's got that move down cold. That and the lasso of anorexia.
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Comments
1. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on March 23, 2006 02:56 PM
Watch me vomit my food! Snort cocaine! That's the real secret to my powers!
2. Posted by St.Minutia on March 23, 2006 02:57 PM
If it's true that Joss Whedon is directing this, he better not hire this no-talent skank.
3. Posted by bone_daddio on March 23, 2006 02:58 PM
bah. bah. bleck. i need to go wash my eyes out after reading this.....lohan as wonder woman....oh, the friggin humanity...but imagine the look on her face as she soars across the sky in her invisible jet....
4. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on March 23, 2006 02:58 PM
P.S.
There's someething very sad and depressing about her being "desperate" to play Wonder Woman. She's wandering in the Valley of the Shadow of No Food.
5. Posted by Manderoni on March 23, 2006 02:58 PM
HA!! Howard Stern said this morining "Gee, I didn't know Wonder Woman had freckles...that's Howdy Doody"....meaning she'd be more suitable for the movie version of Howdy Doody.....it was funny, you had to hear it I guess...
6. Posted by ReportingLive on March 23, 2006 03:19 PM
I hear Evangeline Lilly was being scouted for it, that would be awesome!
7. Posted by MeganHarris on March 23, 2006 03:20 PM
I'm not convinced she can pull it off. Lynda Carter is Wonder Woman. Check out Mateo's photoshoped versions of Hohan:
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/03/lindsay-lohan-wants-to-be-wonder-woman.html
8. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 23, 2006 03:21 PM
If by Wonder Woman you mean, cocaine snorting, drunken, wonton slut, then she's PERFECT for the part.
9. Posted by .shiny. on March 23, 2006 03:29 PM
a skinny, freckled wonder woman... sounds tres sex-ay
10. Posted by Baroness on March 23, 2006 03:29 PM
What a fucking joke.
Jennifer Connelly should be Wonder Woman.
11. Posted by CheekyChops on March 23, 2006 03:29 PM
Well if Wonder Woman is meant to be a coke whore than Hohan is a shoe in.
12. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 23, 2006 03:34 PM
Evangeline Lilly has a pretty face but her body is not feminine enough for Wonder Woman. Ever see her in a bathing suit? She looks like a tranny.
13. Posted by xogirly84 on March 23, 2006 03:41 PM
This girl needs to get a clue and realize no one wants to see her show her abilities.
14. Posted by ILovePapaSmurf on March 23, 2006 03:42 PM
I love how she says she wants to be known as a grown-up, but yet, she still seems to use the word "cool" in her quote.
15. Posted by inspector11 on March 23, 2006 03:44 PM
people. let's just be calm here. i'll tell you what we'll do: we'll have jennifer love hewitt, jennifer connoly, lindsay lohan AND ms. carter show up to my apartment in costume. And after dinner and drinks and a lot of foreplay, i will be ready to rule on who... err.... look i'll be honest, i'm just planning to bang them. really. yup - all of 'em. even 'ol linda.
They'll probably wise up after the second round of "callbacks" but i'll take that chance.
16. Posted by suzy on March 23, 2006 03:46 PM
and how isn't playing wonder woman not going to be aimed at younger girls?
i used to love wonder woman when i was younger, what makes her think other girls who are young won't look up to a female super hero??
wrong role if you are trying to stay away from the 5-15age crowd
17. Posted by Spindoc on March 23, 2006 03:49 PM
Heres a thought Lindsey, you can be cast in the lead of "The Carrot Top Life Story" and for Wonder Woman they could cast ....Oh I don't know, perhaps somebody Hot? Somebody without the stench of last weeks Vodka and dried semen filling the theater everytime they are onscreen. If they do the "Tara Reid Life Story" Trust me, you'll get cast if Paris Hilton sits out that audition.
18. Posted by hafaball on March 23, 2006 03:50 PM
"Lohan admits she'd like to showcase her talents outside of kid and teen films."
And what the hell does she think this is gonna be? A none stop gang bang where Wonder Woman has to have sex with 150 men in a minute? Because if anyone can do it, it's Lindsey Lohan.
19. Posted by inspector11 on March 23, 2006 03:53 PM
#18 - do you know where they are casting for that one?
20. Posted by Craig & "em" on March 23, 2006 04:02 PM
I don't know about Wonder Woman, but I'm currently writing a script for a crime fighter called NipSlip Ladie, that I think she'll be great for.
Sceen #69
VILLAN: "Oh No...Not That...PLEASE Anything But That!"
NIPSLIP: "All Evil Doers Shall See Atleast One of My Boobs If You Break The Law. You'll Never Beat Me and My Trusty Sidekick...Tara!"
21. Posted by Mobbo on March 23, 2006 04:06 PM
just keep paris hilton the hell away from wonder woman. i heard she's trying out for charlize theron's roles right now.
22. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 23, 2006 04:12 PM
i don't get it.
she wants to be taken seriously in a more mature role... as wonder woman?
23. Posted by Mobbo on March 23, 2006 04:24 PM
if she does get this role, i hope Joss Whedon tells her that shes guaranteed to win an oscar cause i wanna see a nude wonder woman.....
24. Posted by SuperSpence on March 23, 2006 04:31 PM
If Lindsay Lohan is cast as Wonder Woman I will personally murder every single person who goes to see that film in the theaters. [I'm not kidding. I'll kill all of them. The idea of LL as Wonder Woman is just that stupid and I'm just that good with a knife.]
Five or ten years ago, Catherine Zeta-Jones would have been a good choice. I'm not sure who would be the right choice at the moment, but I am sure of two things:
1. Lindsay Lohan is NOT the best choice;
2. I'll butcher anyone who sees a Wonder Woman movie with LL in the title role.
Just a reminder: I'm not kidding about the murder thing. I was in and out of three mental institutions before I was even born. And if any of that makes sense to you, you're just as freaking crazy as I am. So why don't the two of us go talk to Jesus over a couple of mojitos?
25. Posted by Mobbo on March 23, 2006 04:36 PM
uh SuperSpence, if your so good at killing, why dont you just kill lindsay? thatll save us alot of trouble....
26. Posted by Baysharam Guru on March 23, 2006 04:42 PM
Doesn't Wonder Woman require, you know, a woman's body?
27. Posted by SuperSpence on March 23, 2006 04:54 PM
#25 Mobbo posted: uh SuperSpence, if your so good at killing, why dont you just kill lindsay? thatll save us alot of trouble....
REPLY: Because I'm crazy. Didn't you read my post? Oh, and by the way: Get the hell out of my head, you commie scum! I didn't seduce your cousin, she came on to me.
28. Posted by Captain Awesome on March 23, 2006 05:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
29. Posted by gogoboots on March 23, 2006 05:31 PM
She has detachable breasts, I shit you not. That alone would make her ideal for the role of Wonder Woman. That and her ambivalent eating disorders: simultaneous anorexia and bulimia. Who would have thought that possible?!
30. Posted by Kelly on March 23, 2006 05:32 PM
She wants a mature role. She can always do porn, and that wouldn't be a strech for her and will capture all her talent, laying on her back and knees, snorthing coke off dick.
31. Posted by Foxbase Alpha on March 23, 2006 05:33 PM
Maybe she could fly around in her invisible "Herbie the Love Bug" while battling "Mean Girls". Her magical lasso can forceably enable "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" and she snare her ruthless father in her "The Parent Trap"!
32. Posted by mamacita on March 23, 2006 05:48 PM
SuperSpence
Oh God. You kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33. Posted by gammanormids on March 23, 2006 05:54 PM
Just becasue you spin around when you're drunk, that doesn't make you Wonder woman, Lindsay...
34. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 23, 2006 05:57 PM
SuperSpence doooode I'm so there! On opening night, I wanna take some footage YEEEEHAAA let the blood flow bitches!!!
But, I digress, I really hope she gets the role and her career implodes (Halle Berry?!?!)so here's hoping.
35. Posted by LoneWolf on March 23, 2006 06:10 PM
She says, "Wonder Woman would be cool. I'm trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I've done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me. Because most of the things that I've done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted."
Let me clean that up for you Linds....
She says, "Cocaine would be cool. I'm trying to find hallucinogens right now that are different to anything I've done and to show my boobs, to show that I have some sort of drugs and penises in me. Because most of the stupidy that I've done so far is aimed at getting attention and is slut-related."
There y'go, hon....you're welcome.
36. Posted by sometimesboy on March 23, 2006 06:15 PM
"WONDER WOMAN : FULLY LOADED"...
37. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on March 23, 2006 06:19 PM
Am I the only one who is just sick of this STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Wonder woman??? you mean WONDER CRACKWHORE!!!! and her powers will be super puking and mega coke snorting.
38. Posted by Craig & "em" on March 23, 2006 06:56 PM
Lindsay wants to be Wonder Woman???? How bout she become a WOMAN first and then work on the rest.
I wanna be Adriana Lima's bedsheet, BUUTTTT
you can't always get what you want, specially if there's a restraining order.
Damn restraining order!
39. Posted by archyros on March 23, 2006 07:36 PM
I would rather bang Lynda Carter without makeup than LL. Nuff said.
40. Posted by totsie on March 23, 2006 08:10 PM
Disappearing and reappearing boobs...the Grow Up Skipper doll in the late 70s had that ability...raise your hand if you remember Grow Up Skipper. Right--pretty much no one. Now, raise your hand if you think Lindsay Lohan deserves the same fate. Right.
41. Posted by Tha-Flash on March 23, 2006 08:22 PM
She could be my wonder woman any day
42. Posted by juicylips on March 23, 2006 08:29 PM
Wonder Woman??? This bitch is twelve.
43. Posted by RhinebeckCowboy on March 23, 2006 09:40 PM
Poisonally, I think she can carry it off. Watched Parent Trap last night and this chick has range.
44. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on March 23, 2006 10:57 PM
Uh ya ok...this girl could NEVER play Wonder Woman. Why you ask. Well Wonder Woman is attractive...Lindsay is not. Wonder Woman is a full figured woman..Lindsay is a gross fuckin stick. Wonder Woman is tall. Lindsay is not.
45. Posted by thatthingisgood on March 23, 2006 11:53 PM
Ok, Um, No. No. No. Lindsey Lohan as Wonder Woman..No. She's no woman. My idea...Dye RACHEL MCADAMS hair Black and you have WONDER WOMAN. That's a woman and an a versitile actress. Problem Solved. NO LINDSEY AND NO JENNIFER CONNOLLY....eeewwww.
46. Posted by guzilicious on March 24, 2006 06:31 AM
lindsay is a idiot she can eat shit and die frankly the only talent she has is being the PERFECT TRAILER TRASH stupid little twat.
Do us a favour lohan and go jump
47. Posted by Derek Hail on March 24, 2006 11:02 AM
I really hope she doesn't get Wonder Woman. I like most of the comic book movies, and if she's in one, I will be forced to not watch it.
48. Posted by billabong021 on March 24, 2006 11:19 AM
She MUST be on crack, that skinny hoe cud never fill Wonder Womans' outfit.
49. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 24, 2006 11:48 AM
Hey, guys. There's nothing wrong with freckles, they're just angel kisses from when God sent you to Earth with the stork. At least that's what Gramma told me.
50. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on March 24, 2006 02:22 PM
There's nothing wrong with freckles but Lohan is absolutely, totally DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonderhoe!!!!! yes!!, Wonderwoman no way!!!
she sucks soooo much.
51. Posted by CriminallyElegant on March 24, 2006 02:40 PM
lindsay lohan is hot!! i dont know about her being wonderwoman though because shes not built like her.
52. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 24, 2006 02:51 PM
Yeah this should rank right up there with J Simpsons amazingly touching potrayal of Daisy Duke in the incrdedibly moving and relevant Dukes of Hazzard.
53. Posted by Praz on March 24, 2006 06:47 PM
Although Jaime Murray has alread auditioned for the role, Whedon said that he wants someone new.
54. Posted by derekd on March 24, 2006 11:59 PM
Wonder Woman? Can she make a fist dissapear in her cunt?!! Oh she can?? Then she can be Wonder Woman. I guess.
55. Posted by Dee on March 25, 2006 05:39 PM
from Lynda Carter to Hoochie Hoehan....hell no...its just wrong...
56. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 25, 2006 11:05 PM
#10 I can see Jennifer Connelly as wonder woman but I think she may be a little older for the role. But Lindsay Lohan, I'm sorry but no, wshe doesn't have the chops. Even Angie Dickinson was a better Wonder Woman. But Lynda Carter just ruined it for anyone else, cuz she's perfect. Hot, sexy yet wholesome. NOT HO-some. WHOLESOME. LL thinks wayyyyyy too much of herslef.
57. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 25, 2006 11:06 PM
May be she can play the little sister Drucilla.
58. Posted by ning_ning on March 26, 2006 02:18 AM
This little snorting cocaine slut, wannbe wonder women she weighs what 90ibs. who's ass is she going kick? Somebody needs to kick some sense in this ass. she is crazy
she doesn't even know who she is. Confusion is a muthafuckin ain't it!
59. Posted by ifihadahifi on March 26, 2006 11:38 AM
Linsay Lohan is so fuckin' nasty she makes me ill ....but strangely, I want to sleep with her just to make sure that's really how I feel.
60. Posted by berta on March 27, 2006 11:12 AM
alright. first of all the name of the film is "wonder WOMAN" not little girl. linda carter wasn't a 19 year old or however old lindsay lohan is. lindsay lohan COULD have maybe maybe maybe been acceptable until she lost all credibility with her antics over the past couple of years. i can't stand the idea of ruining the image of wonder woman with her. it's disugting...
i'm thinking bridget moynahan, kate beckinsale... someone who can ACT and is a WOMAN and who is beautiful and sexy with a WOMAN's body...
go ahead... cast lindsay. ruin another great character with a talentless snob. whatever
61. Posted by robot_turkey on March 27, 2006 03:00 PM
Joss should just pick Charisma Carpenter and be done with it!
62. Posted by vanlin on March 31, 2006 12:51 PM
Is this the same Joss Whedon that gave up when Fox cancelled Firefly? If he tries this idea, and put Lohan in it, chances are that he should just beat the living crap out of himself, or let someone do it for him, for thinking that this idea of a movie, with an "not a girl, not yet a woman" of a "starlet", would have any success at all. He should instead, start trying to bring back Firefly. The very image of Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman, is like thinking of
Bridgett Nielson as She-Hulk. And THAT movie, never even got off the ground.