Her breasts look like a couple of cantelopes shoved under her skin. You'd think with all the cash her daddy has, he'd at least get her some decent breasts.

For having one of the richest daddy's in Hollywood you'd think she would of gotten a decent plastic surgeon...SOMEONE, PLEASE, FIND A BEFORE PICTURE!

I watched the preview of her new show and the profile of her nose is serious Neverland Ranch material, and yes, #1, WORST boob job on the block, NO DOUBT!

I bet she was cuter before all the sugery...like when she was a toddler.

The discount rack at Self-Esteem World... hoo-ha!

Seriously Tori your parents are not going to be around forever and neither will your inheritance if you keep up the trash talk...why not rip on your former mates from Beverly Hills? That to be would be much more fun. Just a thought.

Last night, there was special on E! with Tori going at length about how her boobs were real.

Oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Gee, and what would the mom sue for? If it's true, then she has no case. If it isn't true she has to show that she has in some way been damaged.

To all the people that think Tori had a bad plastic surgeon...well Look at her dad. I'd say that whatever surgeon she had, didn't have much to work with on that face of hers. The fact that she looks like a woman is probably the best he could do without a welding torch

Ha the Praying Mantis with tits will soon be a homeless crack whore feeding on Jolly Ranchers and Canned Lunch Meat

This girl is an idiot. WORSt boob job.

What would the mother sue for?
Because we all know Tori's money is basically her dad's money..

aww, no more allowance :(

With the said... the mother needs to grow the fuck up and realize that this is the only chance her little girl has for some attention and it may be the only REAL job she has without her father holding her hand.

...unless I'm mistaken and noTORIous is produced and directed by Aaron Spelling.
Because then my ranting will be useless.

#2 I don't know if this (see link) is a before or after picture, but what the heck's going on with her breast in this photo?

One breast begins about a 10 inches higher than the other ... and is flat?

http://www.financialexpress.com/ie/daily/19970511/body.jpg

Scarey!

I don't know what y'all are talking about-I like her titties and I have the wonderful ability to just sit and nod while a woman drones on about nothing-Seriouisly, I would certainly put up with her yapping if I got to play with her oddly shaped melons(that was a gift for those who don't liek them) and hope to cash in on a little of the Speilling dough-That's my retirement plan

She has her own show? What the hell for?
And why is it called "NoTORIous"? Other than the fact that the word has the name "Tori" in it, there's nothing that 'notorious' about her really. Boring.

Why is Tori dissing her mom's e-Bay habit...they've got some great bargains over there on e-Bay...that's obviously where she got the left implant...

Speaking of...does anyone remember the story from a couple years back where Courtney Love's dog died after injesting one of her removed breast implants?

Coincidence?

Guess E! will give any washed out hag a show. Even if she set her fake boobs on fire I still wouldn't watch.

Tori's parents have had enough of her after the e-bay comment? You mean to tell me acting like a drunken cumpster for the past ten years wasn't enough? And whoever did the plastic surgery on her, both above and below the neck, should be brought up for crimes against humanity. That plastic surgeon should have just spared us all and took 19 pounds of ugly by lopping off her witless head.

I think Tori Spelling and Teri Hatcher went to the same plastic surgeon.

Anyone else notice the similarities? It's like they told him to make each of them look like the other one...

Yuck!

She looks like that gay dude from ET who had kidney problems. Steven Kojo...whatever the hell his last name is. Her jaw is too square, she should have had that done instead of the shitty boob job.

yeah...what gives with the pic of alexis arquette?

this 100% explains why i can't find any "Donna Martin Graduates" merchandise on eBay.

Her mother and father have probably stopped talking to her because they shelled out $1 million on a marriage that had a shelf-life of less than a year. If her father wasn't the original Daddy Warbucks, no one would care about her. She sure doesn't have the acting chops to make it anywhere on her own.

And she's a adulteress and her new fiancee is a cheater, too. They probably deserve each other.

this is probably a publicity ploy.

But what about her HORSE FACE issues???

is that shannon doherty in the catholic dating service ad??????

This must be the fugliest woman alive. There's nothing real about her in the least. And her parents hate her naturally, she's a fuckin' brat.

Hey, she has every reason to have a self-esteem problem. LOOK AT HOW UGLY SHE IS!! And can't act to boot. Future headlines: "Hollywood Mogul's Talentless Daughter Found At The Bottom Of A Valium Bottle".

If I were her I'd counter sue her parents for making her go through life with such a repulsive mug.

Anyone lame enough to sit through a half-hour show about this talentless twat should be euthanized.

This is what she used to look like before the plastic surgery. I agree that the surgeon probably made a few errors.

http://www.icey.tv/showphoto.php?photo=0011&nav=02

wasn't she married for a millisecond? did her husband dump her or did she dump her husband?

So noTORIous = less talented Taradise.

Feh.

Well, at least that face will stop a cavalry charge, so she's got that going for her.

You are all so gay!

Tori is full-on HOT! Her tits are awesome. I'd hit it until I was drained! Admit that you would cream yourself if a chick 1/10th as hot even gave you a glance.

By the sound of it, Tori was bought on eBay....HaHa!! Oh, I'm sure someone said that all ready...but it's still funny. But that's where they got her brain too.

#30

Dude, you are definitely hard up. I've never heard a single guy, EVER, say Tori Spelling is even 'doable', much less full-on HOT!

Ok, Sarah Jessica Parker, 10 years older and without really any surgery to speak of looks better and Tori PAID to look like that. Ouch!

As for #30. I'm guessing that Tori is the first woman you've seen who isn't wearing a Bhurka, otherwise I have no explanation for your comment.

Tori looks like a mackerel (is this spelled right)

So she got married spent a million bucks on it, got a divorce is yet engaged again. Who are the dumb asses that agree to marry this mess??!

Spindoc, I would appreciate it if you would ask permission before posting my site here. I placed my trust in you and you deceived me. Now get back in your cage and finish licking my boots.
Signed,
Berglind Icey

Oh Tori, it didn't work for Tara and it won't work for you. Listen closely, Spelling, nobody cares about you and your long-assed Snoopy face. Take your daddy's millions and live a great life of obscurity or taka a designing course and do something useful.