Teri Hatcher sounds like a desperate housewife.

I have never thought Teri Hatcher had that much talent in the acting department. Her awkward/bumbling character (Susan) on Housewives has gotten old real fast. And everyone says she looks great?! are you kidding me - she's too skinny for her age which actually makes her look older than she is. She either needs to put on ten pounds to fill out her face or get some major botox/injections - she has a ton of loose skin around her eyes which is not flattering at all.

Ok. But what's with the photo of Michael Jackson?

You know what ladies, leave that damn botox alone. You look much better with your cute little natural wrinkles than with a plastic rubber face. Just sayin is all!

I'm tired of hearing about the Desperate Housewives. They all let the success of the show get to their heads, and I don't care anymore.

USED.....

.....NEXT!

WTF is up with her face? If it gets pulled any tighter, she'll have to get a bikini wax on her chin.

She never impressed me much and quite frankly, I think that taking a page from the Roseanne Barr Playbook to Fame isn't that great an idea...

It's sooooooo 90s.

Come on, now, there's nothing wrong with Teri, she looks good. She's only 157 in dog years.

Also, wanting equal time is okay. Would YOU want people humping your friend's leg more than yours? I think not, my friend!

I think she looks like she had a stroke. Or maybe she's got that Bell's Palsy business. Something.

Love how Teri is hailed as a hero for coming out about her molestation by an uncle - after keeping it quiet for years and coming forward only after two other girls were molested, one committing suicide because of it. The sham that is Hollywood has me so cynical that I can't help but speculate if she even was inappropriately touched or is just going to the "look at me, how I've suffered" well once too often.

Also, wasn't the dude put away a few years ago? Why come out with it now? Oh yeah, thats right Housewives ratings are going down. Although I WILL have to agree with Teri, that I was getting REALLY REALLY sick of Eva Longoria being EVERYWHERE last year, she was doing everything but advertising jock itch powder.

Attention Whore :(

Spindoc, I guess you missed the series of Blue Star commercials shown here in the south. I wonder if waxing her balls caused some irritation.

Know what else? I think it's funny that the new girl they have doing that Valtrex herpes med commercial looks vaguely like Paris Hilton. Thin, short hair ala' Paris without extensions, long face... weird.

God bless America with its worship of the age, the wrinkle, the fat, the largest house, and most beautiful the bretzel of the world... Welcome to YOUR real world Terry!

she kinda looks like she's being molested in that picture...look again...

All I can think of is her doing those Balley's commercials. She tought she was the shit back then, now she just looks like an anorexic dried up piece of poop. BTW there are other survivors that don't use their tragedy for publicity. Guess she learned well how to whore herself out.

poor Terri, always the victim.. I cant stand her charactor. She just is not funny anymore. I always get the feeling that her charactor is more like the real Terri every time I watch her. Give us more of Nicholette!!

Terri is the least attractive of all the girls. I cant imagine her ever getting a movie. I think she has completely type cast herself. How pathetic the things she uses for publicity. She is still a has been in my book. Hope she is putting that money away to live on when D.H.'s is canceled. Remember she claims to have "High matabolizm".... yea, right, just all of the sudden....At least the rest of the cast is not following suit like they all did with Allie Mcbill. She's a wrinkled bag of bones..

#2, you are so friggin right. Women over a certain age look horrible if they are too skinny. She reminds me of the old lady boss from "The Drew Carey Show". An extra 10 pounds would help her look less like a hag. Still, I believe her hot days are behind her. She used to be stunning.

she really does look like hell.
and DH has sucked this season anyway.

#3 - Lol - Tits_on_snack! You always make me laugh!

Teri Hatchetface.

There is aging very, very badly (Teri) and aging very, very well (Marcia Cross). Marica is older than Teri yet looks 10 years younger. I agree with the comments on how her skinniness makes her looks older. She looks like she is missing all the muscle and tissue under her face, it's nothing but a layer of saggy skin over bone.

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.... CUT!

I FUCKIN LOVE TERI HATCHEIT

I hate Teri Hatcher with the passion of a thousand burning suns that can only be extinguished on her face.

Which would probably be a step in the right direction, all things considered.

#22 couldn't have said it better myself. Marcia Cross is stunning and actually has class, unlike the washed up old hag that is Teri Hatcheit( loving that name btw!). I wish she'd go away. Now. And take Eva Longwhoria with you too. Ecch.

is there anyone out there that still watches this lame-ass show? it's fucking retarded. btw, sometimesboy, you are one funny fucker.

She looks like a clown and she's boring. Eva Longoria is way hotter...

Talentless Butterface Skank! I have been underwhelmed by her from the first time I saw her (Seinfeld).

I also think it's telling that this is the first Superficial post in god knows how long since someone has said "I'd hit it"...

I'd STILL.... HIT IT! Only.. in the pooper..

Her face is awful. That's probably why she is such a cunt-bitch.

Desparate Hausfraus sucks the big one. Every actor on the show is basically a never-was and will eventually become a has been. And if playing a tranny got Felcity Huffman some attention, I expect that we'll see Teri Hatchetboobjob to be portraying a one legged ex-clown closet case man who switched to cross dressing when clowning became no longer financially rewarding. Marcia Cross is S-C-A-R-Y looking. Her face is stretched so far, they tied a knot at the back of her head.If her hair were any redder, I'd think she was worshipping Carrot-Top in some sort of ironic gesture. Nicollette Sheridan? Oh my gawd, she needs to stop mimicing that other middle-aged hag-fest, from Sex In the City. Note that both of those faux Marilyn Monroe wannabes do movies-of-the-week on LIfetime that are beneath bad homemade movies in terms of quality. Eva Longface just needs a good old fashioned beatdown with a broken tiara, in tribute to her days as a supposed "beauty queen". I'd personally throw her under a train by her Loreal spiked tresses. Ugh.

They all uniformly and completely suck. Die DH! Die!

i wish she would gain 15 lbs and dress like a big girl. it really would help matters, i think.

I was molested by Terri Hatcher and Howie Long on the set of one of their commercials. Does anyone have Vanity Fair's number?
I looked on the net under "Relevant Magazines" but it wasn't there.

She looks like Annette Funicello....

Since when do uncles have such low standards?

#32 AnnoyingPseud, I'm with you sister. (or is it brother?)

Lipgloss Assassin. Tee hee. Any idea where we can get said 1000 suns? What about crushing her under 1000 tons of girlscout cookies. Yum.

#3...I agree she does look like M.J. What if in her next pic her nose is missing......hmmmm

Some friends and I were hired to do the drywall in the corner of Teri Hatchers eyes. It was a 3 week job with some near misses but Miss Hatcher was very polite and often would bring ice-tea out to us while we were working.

ROTF.

Spindoc, man, you rock.
Tom, he loves the cock.

well at least we get a break from Longoria for 2 seconds...that was tiring, seeing her ugly mutt face everywhere...oh wait, speaking of ugly mutt faces....oh nevermind

i only ever see this show if i happen to tune in early to abc, in order to watch patrick dempsey on grey's anatomy and get wet.

both shows actually really suck, but dh doesn't have patrick.

the whole desprate housewives crew is a bore. I'm tired of Nicolette and Michael Bolton on every magazine their tired, eva I don't know how she does the show with all the dates and parties she goes too. Terri hatcher is a whore talking about she got molested, and on the magazine cover looked like she was posing for playboy. Marica and Felictiy is the one's one the show that has some sense...

Michael Jackson's on Desperate Housewives?!

You know, it's funny how all these bitches are pissing the last chance they had for a steady paycheck AND to put something away for their soon to come retirement. Once this piece of shit series gets cancelled and they look back at what a HUUUUGE pile of shit their so called careers have become, they WILL regret each and every one of these stupid catfights.

tic toc tic toc

Damn, SpinDoc, that was hilarious!!!

No one likes Teri (well, except for that kindly Photoshop artist at Vanity Fair), and very few like Eva, but nowadays Eva Longoria's PR people should be THRILLED that Teri's making such an ass of herself. It makes Eva look better... which is like saying it's better to have chicken pox than mumps.

Since one of my nuts was molested by Teri Hatcher I can't come anymore.

She kept looking at me when she was sucking on it and now I can't sleep at night either.

#2, she's already had botox. That's why she looks like a Grey.

is it me or is Teri Hatcher starting to resemble Michael Jackson??????????

#25 hmm… Surely that couldn’t be the famous Lip Gloss Assassin? Her blog used to be a good read, before she shut it down.

Who would have thought that a group of ove the hill stretched out old yentas would be jealous and catty bitches?

Okay, I've got my librarian glasses and I am calling you out. It should not be "In a e-mail," but rather "In an e-mail." If I cannot trust you, Superficial, for quality journalism, then who for the love of God can I trust?

The show is still on the air? Wow! IT must SUCK big time!

What is it with celebrities that have to tell the whole world about being sexually abused as a child? Tell your counselor not us.

I really feel bad that she experienced such a horrible thing, BUT you don't see NORMAL people telling everybody on the street what they went through so why should she? It amazes me what a celebrity will do for attention.

"Hi, I'm Teri Hatcher. I don't want my life to become tabloid fodder. .... What? Attention was diverted away from me for five minutes?!?! I WAS MOLESTED BY MY UNCLE!!!"

Celebrities and their "tell all" interviews disgust me. Particularly those from Desperate Housewives actresses. The show is terrible and is essentially a soap opera played during prime time. How breathtakingly innovating. By the way, they found the corpse of the real Teri Hatcher this morning.

Hey, Teri, I still like you!....

PSYCHE!

this is a pretty pathetic way to get attention

I'm proud to say I've NEVER watched that show, ever. What is up with her face in that pic, (Evangelia, you had me rolling girl). Can anyone say Bandwagon. Teri's timing is all wrong with the admission. We all see thru the ruse baby!

I went to high school with Teri Hatcher and she was extremely popular though widely known as "a total bitch". Another classmate is now a Hollywood bigwig and he says she's completely and utterly hated in Hollywood. Finally, I ran into her childhood best friend last week who said, "she makes my stomach turn". (She did mention that Teri told her about the whole molestation issue back when they were little, so it's gotta be true.)

It's gotta suck to be her kid.