March 20, 2006

Juliette Lewis is...I have no idea

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Here is Juliette Lewis. If you ever wondered what would happen if David Fincher directed a Fruit of the Loom commercial, well here you go. And yet Brad Pitt used to date her. Which leads me to believe that either Juliette looked much better back then or Brad had just eaten ten pounds of cocaine.


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what a bad outfit

Bad outfit indeed, but she is still extremely hot and sexual. Her and Angelina should start a scary hot girls vampire troupe.

juliette lewis is...freddie mercury.

Alright, Superficial! You can make fun of Britney and Jessica - Paris especially and I forgot the other bimbo - oh yeah, Lindsay but do not lump Juliette Lewis into the same category...

Yes, it's true, the outfit I can do without, but it's a rock show...at least she's young enough to wear shit like this. I've seen her in concert and Juliette and the Licks rock! She can make an effing burka look sexy on that stage!

Leave that girl alone! I love her!

She looks like the poster child for heroine.

She's kinda cool. I've always liked her.
But her band sucks.
She sings like an 80's pop star, sort of like Cyndi Lauper on crack, mixed with whoever sang the theme song for Degrassi Junior High. And it's bad.
Embarassing to the ears.

I still like her though.

camel toes forever

I saw her open for Joan Jett and Andrew W.K. some 3 or 4 years ago, and she had on that same outfit...

I have to admit, she was the best female front man I've ever seen. She had more stage presence than King Kong and Mick Jagger combined... I'm talking about Mick Jagger before male menopause.

isn't she a scientographer or whatever they are called too? personally i failed scientography in high school three times so I became religious instead.

A bad outfit indeed. It looks like she bought it from some down on their luck used up 80's glam rocker. Other than that I think she still looks great.

She is a bad ass, I have to agree. And she looks gooood...very fit, and pretty in spite of probably sweating off her make-up.

Leather Tuscadero called... she wants you to stay out of her attic, Juliette...

And I think Brad would fuck mud. It's just that these days, he doesn't have to.

Nobody gives a concert like Juliette Lewis. Her band sucks. She can't really sing. But she rocks!! She leaves it all out there. And she was funny in Old School.

That a great outfit...for me to POOP on! Hey Juliette, how many Romeos did it take to squeeze you into that banana suit anyway!

It's "peanut butter/jelly time" all over again! I can actually see the stretch on her legs and thighs!


Oh thank god. For a second, I thought we were going to be hit with another unfortunate photo of a female performer wetting herself on stage, a la Fergie of BEP.

She's wearing Hasselhoff. It's the new popular clothing line for rock stars.

That's a great outfit - for a toddler with dominatrix tendencies.

Still love her though.

Imagine all the snapping and unsnapping just to go pee... not the most practical outfit. However, for a gal in her 30's, she looks great.

She's like Courtney Love but without the drug problem. Sort of like the "I don't give a shit" kinda girl, but without the psycho behavior that a meth addiction will cause. I hear her band sucks, and that outfit looks like the lining of Carol Brady's purse, but whatever, she seems less annoying than Tara, Lindsey, etc...

15: Someone peeing would actually have been hotter than that picture above. And pee fetishes are just fucking wrong, so that says a lot for how wrong that photo looks. And seriously, I see a nipple, but where'd the titty go?

she seems like a weirdo spazz.
I've seen her on those VH-1 Specials (I love the ___'s) and she's a dumbass.

I like that scene in Dawn of the Dead where Billy Bob Thorton sees her on the beach and she turns to him and says, "Will you do me a favor... and eat my yellow jumpsuit right off of my body?"

ah...i get it....she's trying to woo that monkey away from natalie portman...

aw c'mon superficial, yer gonna get all hung up on a butter-yellow asymmetrical snap-front jumpsuit? she looks awesome (even if, as many others say, her band ain't so hot). she IS a ferocious frontwoman.

jerk616 made me laugh

I just want to know how she's going to take that thing off.

Juliette Lewis is the shit.

Juliette needs to stick to her film career, she'll never be as good as Karen O.

ewww
shes busted

Hey #22 Post, I think you are confused about the movie. She was in "From Dusk Till Dawn" with George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino. She says something like the phrase you mentioned in that movie.

That yellow outfit is actually a Scientologist marine uniform. Tom Cruise wore one when marrying his varied brides. Yellow is worn in honor of the pus that spilled from founder L.Ron Hubbard's suppurating syphilis sores. The buttons unsnap to reveal thetan-free genitalia.

#19 spindoc:
of course she's not on drugs! she has...
DIANETICS!!
apparently one of the "front people", celebrities that scientology likes to hold up to the common folk as examples of what YOU can BECOME! hee-hee.

i still can't see her as anything but "audrey" in "vacation".

omg... ewww

her shit is bananas...B-A-N-A--N....ah..you the rest...

try these on for size:

www.seattlebuskers.com/juliette

I can only see her as Mallory in Natural Born Killers. She kicked ass in that movie. And as ugly as that outfit is, she can at least pull it off. It matches her personality and flatters her figure.

Oh... as a LINK

What's the probablem here? She's performing on a stage.

She's still smokin' hot.

Juliette and the Licks

Hasn't she been sportin' the spandex for a few years now? I'm surprised noone has mentioned how Madonna is trying to steal her look...which was stolen from (as someone said) F. Mercury, who stole it from...?

"F. Mercury, who stole it from...?" David Bowie, maybe? What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Anyway, her performance is total Iggy Pop-esque.

Love to love her!!!

I didn't even know Tom liked women

They all stole it from Elvis who had also perfected the protruding nipple look in Spandex before anyone else.

I'd HIT IT!!!

Juliette Lewis says "Tom Cruise likes the cock"

COOLEST EMERGENCY PONCHO EVER!!!

lol-spindoc, you slay me!

the thing looks like some bizarre punk onesie. but, what the hell, she's young.

Juliette Lewis ROCKS!

I'm sorry...

I meant... Juliette Lewis "Smokes Rocks"!

LOL someone says "I'D HIT IT" in all these sooner or later.........hahahahahahahahaha

the first time i saw her in anything, it was the "other sister" so now everytime i hear her speak i always wonder if she really is "special". if maybe acting that way wasn't all too natural for her.
as far as being a frontman goes, you can give a hyper-active child crack and they will perform just a well.
i will admit, she's in a damn good shape.

... fugly. Never thought she was pretty. And Jolie is the first bitch I ever seen him with that was hot. Although that scene from "Dusk Till Dawn" where Tarantino's character imagines her asking him to eat her pussy is hilarious. They could be related. They have the same Frankenstein forehead.

SCARY! And looks like a banana with brown hair...

#25 (Big Fig);

The photo is artistically darkly lit and it's a flash thingy, so you have to use the "next" button or the "image index" to get to the fourth pic; But, there is a topless pic of the divine Miss Lewis at the following fashion designer's address; (It's the "safe" pic that I know of, offhand)

http://www.jlindeberg.com/campaign_2005.php

Whoops! Fifth pic; I'm sorry.

i say option b which include Brad Pitt and 10 pounds of cocaine.

I bet she's crazy in bed, thats why Brad went out with her and prolly why he left Jen for Angelina, everyone knows Angelina is a freak in bed.

Lets see, great actress, fearless, brazen, sexy, unaffected and actually sings rock and roll.

Why is she on this site? Get back to HoHan before J.L. finds you and kicks your ass.

Oh yeah and #21 only fags and housewives watch VH1. Which are you?

Hugh are a complete dickhead.

She is the biggest pile of trailer park trash turd that I have ever seen. She is wierd as hell.

She is the biggest pile of trailer park trash turd that I have ever seen. She is wierd as hell.

Omg, seriously, I've always hated her annoying freakin' voice, always hated her annoying face (or should I say ugly?) and always hated her acting. She's ruined every movie I have ever seen her in (first one being Cape Fear). Her singing sucks too. If you want a good female vocalist, look no further than Otep, or Lacuna Coil. But if anybody thinks this monstrosity (who I will call gargantua) is good, then you must have down syndrome... or be tone deaf. But seriously, I love her singing... love it like I love shards of glass in my feet. A brick to face feels better than the pain my ears had to endure when listening to this stupid bitch sing. I hope she dies a sufferless death just so no one has to listen to her freakin' voice screaming again.

She looks like a banana with protruding nipples.

chiquita banana makes a great meal, there are so many vitamins and minerals in every peel...

chiquita's are delicious and very nutritious... eat them everyday, because they're good for your health...

They do a lot for you... CHIQUITA!!! They're good for your insides!! CHA CHA CHA

Posted by MeganHarris:
"She looks like a banana with protruding nipples."

OH MY GOD BRILLIANT THAT IS COMEDY GOLD

I think she is one of those people you love to hate. I can't stand her voice or how she acts. But she is in great shape and she doesn't really give a crap what people think of her. For that you have to love her.

"Thank you for choosing Magic Banana for all your travel needs, please remain seated until the vehicle has come to a full and complete stop. Thank you."

she's ok but the outfit is a complete nightmare...

lol #3...i see the resemblance

this looks like a baby onesie. yellow=unisex. just unsnap the seat and change juliette's diaper with ease. the finishing touch would have been a duckie print.

still, she fucked brad and she's about 1/10000 the hotness of him. gives me hope.

im guessing 10 pounds of cocaine...

"yes, we have no ba-na-nas, we have no ba-na-nas today..."

euww. thank god for small favors.

She'sso hot and pretty too and in good shape stop hatin! She has a great band. I brought all the tickets.

Is it just me, or did she look her best in Cape Fear...which is way creepy b/c she was, like 15. Okay, I just creeped myself out.

Is it just me, or did she look her best in Cape Fear...which is way creepy b/c she was, like 15. Okay, I just creeped myself out.

I know this pic, she's the all-to-well-UNknown 6th member of Stryper. Yet another big hair band of the late 80's trying to make a comeback. TFF

40: "Anyway, her performance is total Iggy Pop-esque."

What? She cuts herself up onstage after doing all of the heroin from the Golden Triangle?? That might actually be interesting to see.

you can't evaluate a photo out of its context. in context she looks fantastic.

I think she's hot!!!

just another freaky scientologist. next!

The BEST review I ever saw was back when the Daily show used to do the weeks box office and here was what they SAid about Juliette's movie that the time.

#5, "The Other Sister" Juliette Lewis stars as a mildly retarded woman....the role she was born to play.

Juliette Lewis is so hot!

#79
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny, there was a time when Juliette Lewis was considered pretty good looking. That seems like a long long time ago.

Anyway as for her band. I've heard a good amount of their stuff, and it just isn't that good. She's got a lot of good energy but the music just isn't very good I'm sorry to say.

If your looking for the best female frontperson these days it would have to be Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeah's hands down.

#82

WHEN?

Early to mid 90's, more specifically after cape fear. Dudes where into her, in that sort of different, grungy mid 90's sort of way. Again this was a long time ago, now.

She looks a lot better in this banana peel, than she did with those corn rolls on her head when she went to the Academy's w/ Mr. Spitt. Oops I mean Pitt.

GO GO POWER RANGERS !!!! I have that same outfit in pink.

Yes, I was wrong it was Dawn of the Dead. Whatever. I just like it when girls ask to get their pussy eaten.

Yep, 10 lbs. of cocaine seems right. How is it that she always plays a retard, no matter what she's appearing in (movie or clothing-wise)?

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