March 16, 2006
Kimberly Stewart shows her underwear
Sometimes in my fantasies I picture Rod Stewart holding car keys in his mouth, purring to me softly as he shows me his delicious man thong. But since the world hates me, the closest I'll ever get to that is seeing his daughter do it.
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Comments
1. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 16, 2006 02:19 PM
lol. "The only men in this world who are turned on by women in thongs, are men who still believe in their heads that chicks don't go to the bathroom. Get your shitrag outta my face, lady! Why don't you wear a pair of used tampons as earrings, while you're at it!"
I don't necessarily agree with that per se, it's still funny.
2. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on March 16, 2006 02:21 PM
She looks like the abominable snowman in summer. Yikes.
3. Posted by DevastatorX on March 16, 2006 02:22 PM
I guess iv'e officially gotten old because she does nothing for me.
A day in the life of celebrity wannabe Kimberly Stewart; oh god let someone please photograph my thong. Papa is so proud Kim. Tell me, how does it feel to know that you'll never get out of Paris Hilton's shadow?
4. Posted by dr. kenneth noisewater on March 16, 2006 02:22 PM
remember that rock n roll urban legend when rod stewart had to have his stomach pumped cause it was so full of jizz?...yeah, i bet that happens to kimberly some day.
5. Posted by radio3play on March 16, 2006 02:22 PM
Urggh
6. Posted by maggixial on March 16, 2006 02:23 PM
I wonder if Paris gave her herpes or if it was the other way around. She's nasty as hell either way.
7. Posted by radio3play on March 16, 2006 02:23 PM
Im sure she introduces herself as "Hi, Im Kim, Rod Stewarts daughter and I'm friends with Paris Hilton"
8. Posted by DevastatorX on March 16, 2006 02:26 PM
#7 spot on, spot on.
9. Posted by Jayne on March 16, 2006 02:27 PM
lol #7.
And the bouncer of the club says "Who the fuck is Rob Stewart?"
10. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on March 16, 2006 02:27 PM
If you're going to wear a low-rise pants, for pity's sake, GET SOME LOW-RISE THONGS!!! Proves that just because you have money, doesn't mean you can't dress like trailer trash.
11. Posted by Jacq on March 16, 2006 02:29 PM
Arrrrgh! I CAN'T STAND HER! WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?! She's pure trash and her hairline starts so far back from her brows that she should rent her forehead as ad space.
12. Posted by gogoboots on March 16, 2006 02:43 PM
I thought only whitetrash Britney Spears wannabees wore regular thongs with super low rise pants. I thought this stupid whore fashion trend was over, now some daughter of a terribly untalented singer is doing it. I'd like to say, at least get a thong that matches your outfit, if you're going to intentionally show it off. UGH!
13. Posted by MortyFishbein on March 16, 2006 02:43 PM
Paris got herpes from borrowing this girl's thong. Nobody told her that even if all the semen, sweat and urine are "dry," you can still catch it.
14. Posted by Derek Hail on March 16, 2006 02:53 PM
If she was showing off an attractive thong I wouldn't mind, but she's not. She's showing off an ugly one. This makes me think that she has no sense of style and further makes me think she is just no better than white trash.
With regard to seeing ROd Steward in a man-thong, I think that would be hilarious.
15. Posted by Jacq on March 16, 2006 02:56 PM
Those look like period panties...
16. Posted by Spindoc on March 16, 2006 03:05 PM
#4 and #7 LOL!!!!! Nice.
I didn't know thongs were still in. Ladies I gotta tell you, I know you think that you look hot in your lowrise jeans with the thong showing when you leave the house at 9pm, but I can't tell you how shitty the same outfit looks at last call when you're wasted.
17. Posted by Robin27 on March 16, 2006 03:15 PM
lol #16, so true, when I'm wasted I just don't care and I'm sure it looks all sloppy. Oh well.
18. Posted by blueballs on March 16, 2006 03:18 PM
another classless ho. I tend to see a lot of these anus riding thongs that creep up on women who wear those ill fitting jeans. Makes them look quite unsexy and unsanitary.
I am sort of hoping that terrorist sleeper cells will awake to and go target these unfamous celebs and blow them up. The world will be a better place with out them.
19. Posted by Lala on March 16, 2006 03:30 PM
I'm assuming the pants turned bile green only AFTER they made contact with Kimberly Stewart's ass.
20. Posted by jagbag on March 16, 2006 03:35 PM
thats hot.
21. Posted by Sheva on March 16, 2006 03:42 PM
Give me a pillow case.
And I'd hit it.
22. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on March 16, 2006 03:46 PM
I thought we were done with thongs? This picture makes me long for a tucks soothing pad. Put out that fire, Kim.
23. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on March 16, 2006 03:47 PM
What's that grey pointy thing? Is that her skinny tit? Her deflated possum teat? What is that? And jeezoz, this girl always needs to have SOMETHING in her mouth, is that it?
24. Posted by OhHowCynical on March 16, 2006 03:59 PM
If you look closely, it say 2005...
25. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 16, 2006 04:01 PM
Remember...gentlemen prefer blondes.
26. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 16, 2006 04:02 PM
Give the girl a break....I mean, haven't we all shown a little ass crack once in a while?
27. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on March 16, 2006 04:09 PM
Do gentlemen also prefer grimey, crunchy, cocaine platinum coifs? She looks like Kirsten Dunst's crack addicted ghost.
28. Posted by bone_daddio on March 16, 2006 04:11 PM
doesn't anyone else feel the need to grab that thong and pull up for half an hour or so?
29. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on March 16, 2006 04:13 PM
I'd hit it........... if I were blind and had no sense of smell.
30. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on March 16, 2006 04:14 PM
I'd hit it.................. if it were in the middle of the road.
31. Posted by Xarah on March 16, 2006 04:16 PM
I want to see her fall of of that motorcycle again.
32. Posted by Xarah on March 16, 2006 04:16 PM
***errrr...I mean 'off'
33. Posted by batteryacidqueen on March 16, 2006 04:22 PM
It never fails to amaze me just how classy celebs really are. Even ones that are just famous for nothing like Kimmy here... I wonder when shes like..old and wearing the Depends if shes be showin those too...?
34. Posted by bella420 on March 16, 2006 04:29 PM
two words- atomic wedgie!!
35. Posted by Lance Steel on March 16, 2006 04:31 PM
What is it with these no-butt women showing off their "no-butt". It sickens me.
36. Posted by downshine on March 16, 2006 04:35 PM
wait since when did people not wear thongs anymore....i still wear them so i dont have panty-lines which are such a fashion fauz pas. the problem is if you let them show like some common ghetto/trashy hooker on the street.
37. Posted by LOOKWHATICANDO on March 16, 2006 04:37 PM
What? Does she think she is a rapper now, maybe we should call her Lil Ice Kim. geezz
38. Posted by gogoboots on March 16, 2006 04:40 PM
hat's wrong with her tit, the nipple's all misshapen??!?! OH THE HUMANITY!!!
39. Posted by suzy on March 16, 2006 04:50 PM
Here's the video of her falling off the motorcycle
http://youtube.com/watch?v=94mGl-aEK0E
40. Posted by cibby on March 16, 2006 05:04 PM
#22 - 'I thought we were done with thongs'
Thongs are passe? What's next? What's the next level in underwear fashion? Two crackers tied together with a piece of string?
41. Posted by SpiderMomma on March 16, 2006 05:06 PM
She looks like the party/cocaine trashed hobo version of Paris Hilton. Does she have hobo-style Herpes too?
42. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 16, 2006 05:10 PM
Thongs are out, boy shorts are in. No panty lines, sexy if you have a nice body, and no ass-skin rubbing off against a thong:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSPTYBOYZZZ&cgnbr=OSPTYBOYZZZ&rfnbr=1926
43. Posted by xaputa on March 16, 2006 05:15 PM
Irck!
Is she an albino?
44. Posted by ESQ on March 16, 2006 05:15 PM
Paris Hilton + Kim Stewart = a match made in heaven
45. Posted by ESQ on March 16, 2006 05:19 PM
Who wants to be the first to say they would kick this girl in the cunt?
46. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on March 16, 2006 05:42 PM
#40
Yes they are passe. Unsanitary,sometimes very uncomfortable, and genuinely unflattering. See post 42. Crackers and string? Yeah.
47. Posted by shoyu on March 16, 2006 05:51 PM
One word: Bronzer.
48. Posted by Aimtrue on March 16, 2006 06:03 PM
Cars keys? That's a turd!!!
49. Posted by scarlett138 on March 16, 2006 07:15 PM
FUGLY
50. Posted by Dee on March 16, 2006 07:40 PM
if she wasn't near that nice car, i would've thought she was homeless. UGH-if those poor thongs could talk... =(
51. Posted by RED SNAPPER on March 16, 2006 07:40 PM
who?
52. Posted by amiantos on March 16, 2006 08:01 PM
I guess I have no taste at all since I think that is relatively hot. It looks like she has large potential for the ugly from other angles, but I've never seen any other pictures of her so I wouldn't know for sure.
53. Posted by Sister Morphine on March 16, 2006 08:23 PM
Nothing wrong with a cute low-rise thong sticking out of some cute low-rise jeans. Not the whole thing, mind you, but just the very top.
Kimberly just looks trashy, but she does hang out with Paris Hilton, so maybe she's just trying to keep up.
54. Posted by Sister Morphine on March 16, 2006 08:23 PM
Nothing wrong with a cute low-rise thong sticking out of some cute low-rise jeans. Not the whole thing, mind you, but just the very top.
Kimberly just looks trashy, but she does hang out with Paris Hilton, so maybe she's just trying to keep up.
55. Posted by McGids on March 16, 2006 08:40 PM
Uhhh...shouldn't she have boobs or something...?
56. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 16, 2006 08:52 PM
How come so many girls say they wear thongs to avoid showing panty lines, yet they're okay with showing the actual panties themselves hanging over the pants? Makes no damn sense!
The worst part is when (some) girls wear thongs to avoid showing panty lines, but the thongs reveal the cellulite all over their asses. Call me old-fashioned if you must, but I'd rather see a panty line than cellulite or other various and sundry bulges and jiggly bits.
57. Posted by MeganHarris on March 16, 2006 09:27 PM
KimStew looks like a stripper at 6 in the morning, just rushing to get home already and get some sleep.
58. Posted by Evangelia on March 16, 2006 09:37 PM
she
has
no ass!
59. Posted by bravegirl01 on March 16, 2006 10:30 PM
option: show pantylines or scrub thong with nasty old toothbrush to get rid of nasty old turd stain...
give me pantylines any day.
60. Posted by hafaball on March 16, 2006 11:02 PM
that's shhexy!!! XD
61. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on March 17, 2006 03:13 AM
I think I'd turn into a silly whore too, if my Dad was the guy that sang "Do ya think I'm sexy"...
62. Posted by Jenna on March 17, 2006 03:20 AM
Well, I reaaaaaaaaaaally just need to bring to light something that I noticed in this picture. I really don't think anyone has yet (tho I didn't read all comments)
Look b/w her legs, at her crotch....notice the discoloration smack between her legs, dark? looking like its sorta dripping? Yes. I would say either she started to piss herself, OR....well, her feminine products are NOT working
63. Posted by CheekyChops on March 17, 2006 04:04 AM
Rod Stewart sure passed on his ugly genes to this one.
64. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on March 17, 2006 04:20 AM
That might be nice is she had an actual ass. I'd still hit it though...ALL NIGHT LONG!
65. Posted by Mr. Fritz on March 17, 2006 09:08 AM
Ugh, I was away for a few days and came back to this story? She is fugly, and I don't care what the definition is to other posters. Her father was butt ugly and it's obvious he passed it on to her. She has to do stupid ho things like that to stay in the spotlight. I am getting more and more irritated by celebrities lately and wonder if there's anyone talented left. I guess you just need to be like Paris Hilton and act like a skank to get noticed.
66. Posted by patEcake on March 17, 2006 09:51 AM
total tranny.
67. Posted by MystressJade on March 17, 2006 10:18 AM
Just plain ol' nasty...
68. Posted by Mo on March 17, 2006 10:38 AM
Just when I thought no one could out-skank Paris Hilton...
69. Posted by GeorgiaTornado on March 17, 2006 11:48 AM
Can we all say....Whale Tale...
70. Posted by GeorgiaTornado on March 17, 2006 11:49 AM
errr... Tail
71. Posted by drdisaia on March 17, 2006 02:13 PM
Needs to work on color matching maybe?
72. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 17, 2006 03:59 PM
I'm so sorry I wasn't there, that was a sweet situation for a thermonuclear super atomic wedgie.
yeah yeah I never got out of high school.
73. Posted by brunette15 on March 17, 2006 04:43 PM
wow..yuck.. she has a belt and she should definitly use it. like holy thick enough thong. ouch,i feel bad for her ass crack. and whats with the skin, she doesnt have enough money to go tanning cuz she spent it on the cocaine?yikes.
74. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 17, 2006 05:29 PM
Cocaine's a hell of a drug :)
75. Posted by gossipgirl on March 17, 2006 06:28 PM
Does anyone else think that she looks like a slightly retarted version of Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers? Anyone..
76. Posted by gossipgirl on March 17, 2006 11:23 PM
retarded. Sorry
77. Posted by Magus on March 19, 2006 11:09 PM
wait, is that human being ? because ... damn, as fas as i knew, human beings are supposed to have an ass
78. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 25, 2006 08:01 PM
Why is this "dregs from a condom" even news? She's Rod Stewarts daughter? That's the same as being Aaron SPellings daughter. Don't mean dick. What a usesless waste of skin. And can someone tell me why these no-assed white girls want the world to glare at their non-existent nether parts?
79. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 25, 2006 08:07 PM
#75 yes i remember. And ESQ, I'll kick her in the cunt.