March 16, 2006
Chico the Arab tops the British pops
Chico, a pop sensation in Britain, has taken Madonna’s spot at the top of the British pop charts. He is a former goat herder turned male stripper turned pop sensation, and credits Allah with his success. “Mashallah (Thank God) - it's beyond dreams,” he told Reuters in an interview.
This is notable for two reasons: 1. he is the first Arab to attain this vaunted position and 2. his single is terrible. I mean, I almost titled this post “British people don’t have ears.” Here's a link, if you dare.
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Comments
1. Posted by Sheva on March 16, 2006 08:18 PM
Okay up with Chico. Down with Madonna, down.
2. Posted by Sister Morphine on March 16, 2006 08:19 PM
Oh wow.
That made me long for the dulcet tones of David Hasselhoff.
3. Posted by TowelHead on March 16, 2006 08:27 PM
He'd be even more popular in a Turkish prison.
4. Posted by a concerned fan on March 16, 2006 08:29 PM
Goat herder and a stripper. I'd like to make a joke, but is one really needed???
5. Posted by raliya84 on March 16, 2006 08:30 PM
Umm..."Mashallah" is used by ALL Arabs, not necessarily only MUSLIM arabs, so it's WRONG to assume that he thinks his success has come from Allah...he may be a Christian and thanking Jesus.
6. Posted by yensid on March 16, 2006 08:32 PM
This is a joke right? Wait, its not April Fools Day yet...ha ha...you got us early this year! Good one. Now where is my barf pail...I need it.
7. Posted by inspector11 on March 16, 2006 08:39 PM
Worst. Atari. Advertisement. Ever.
8. Posted by Binky on March 16, 2006 08:39 PM
Ricky Martin on helium
I was wondering whose 'time' it was. Chico's the man ? Figures...
9. Posted by auh2o on March 16, 2006 08:44 PM
Yeah, I'm sure that he's a Christian and he's thanking Jesus by saying Mashallah. Rather than by saying, oh, I don't know, "Thank you Jesus". That's TOTALLY plausible. We're all stupid assholes for thinking that when he says "thank you Allah" he really means "thank you Allah." And please don't tell me that Christians and Muslims worship the same God they just have different names for Him. It's a tired cliche and Muslims don't agree with you anyway.
10. Posted by stevie511 on March 16, 2006 08:44 PM
It's Chico Time! And by "Chico Time" I mean wrist-slittingly embarrasing.
11. Posted by InsomniActress on March 16, 2006 08:49 PM
A former stripper dancing amongst small children to promote his self-referencing pop single.
No, nothing about this seems out of the ordinary at all.
12. Posted by Derek Hail on March 16, 2006 08:50 PM
That is almost sickening. How did that manage to get to the top of the charts. It's not even a good song, the beat sucks, the music is terrible. Wow Britain is amazing.
13. Posted by TowelHead on March 16, 2006 08:50 PM
Raliya, where did anyone assume he was Muslim and what are you getting so arsey about anyway? And 'Allah' doesn't mean 'Jesus' you dumbass - it still means 'God' even if you're a Christian Arab. As for the goatherder suggestion - he deserves the benefit of the doubt. I mean, they could have been his girlfriends for all we know.
14. Posted by krisdylee on March 16, 2006 08:53 PM
OK, I totally thought about making a comment like "where does he hide his bomb if his shirt is wide open"... then I thought, no too racist and not funny, then i thought, fuck this, if someone can wonder if they want to kick Kim Stewart in the cunt, then I can say whatever the hell I want to.... I'm not really like this, the superficial brings out the bitch in me...
15. Posted by Sally on March 16, 2006 09:01 PM
auh20, 'Allah' means God in Arabic (not Muslim, not Christian, just God)... Mashallah (as clearly stated above) means thank God. Last ime I checked Christians thank God too. Why do you have to blame this guy on muslims? They're already carrying enough of a burden... Obviously he chose to say it in Arabic as a shout out to his 'peoples'. You know, Shannon Elizabeth is 1/4 Syrian 1/4 Lebenese, so therefore very much an Arab. Nobody ever points that out because they don't want to think of Arab girls as beautiful. Not all Arab people look like that Bin Ladin chick. In this case however (& getting back to the point) I don't think the Arab community world wide want to be credited for this joke. I feel sorry for his parents. How does an innocent goat herder end up stripping? OH, the corruption of it all! I'd love to know who he had to strip for to get his record deal. He must have a massive doodle, coz a massive doodle is very impressive...
16. Posted by raliya84 on March 16, 2006 09:05 PM
"Yeah, I'm sure that he's a Christian and he's thanking Jesus by saying Mashallah. Rather than by saying, oh, I don't know, "Thank you Jesus". That's TOTALLY plausible. We're all stupid assholes for thinking that when he says "thank you Allah" he really means "thank you Allah." And please don't tell me that Christians and Muslims worship the same God they just have different names for Him. It's a tired cliche and Muslims don't agree with you anyway"
you are so ignorant it's no even funny. Firstly, the person who posted the story TRANSLATED "mashallah" as "thanks to allah". AND if you knew how to read and understand what u read u would have understood that I meant that BOTH muslims and christians use the term "mashallah" though they are OBVIOUSLY referring to different dieties.
"And 'Allah' doesn't mean 'Jesus' you dumbass - it still means 'God' even if you're a Christian Arab."
I'm not even going to bother.
17. Posted by Tetsuo on March 16, 2006 09:06 PM
@9 (auh2o): You're ignorant. Stop posting until you're not ignorant.
18. Posted by Dee on March 16, 2006 09:13 PM
#6 lol you beat me to it.....April Fools joke....there can't be any other explanation.
19. Posted by downshine on March 16, 2006 09:23 PM
so how much do you want to bet Syracuse is going to whoop Texas' ass tonight. I'll bet one gay hypocritical-wannabe muslim-goatherder. any other wagers?
20. Posted by Evangelia on March 16, 2006 09:28 PM
dear #3
i love your screenname
and all i can say is, it's about time their was an arab male stripper pop star. wow, i came just typing that.
21. Posted by Evangelia on March 16, 2006 09:33 PM
mashallah doesn't even mean thank god or allah or the felafel seller or whoever. it's more like "oh my god wow!"
if the point of you camels argument is that both christians and muslims refer to god as allah, it's true...and chico may be christian. however, i hope to god (allahhhhh) that he's muslim. he probabaly is anyways, he's moroccan. then again, he might be jewish and this whole coversation is for nothing.
22. Posted by infatuatingLena on March 16, 2006 09:36 PM
so , it's not Hammer Time anymore then?
23. Posted by billthecat on March 16, 2006 09:37 PM
He is a Sufi disciple, according to this Wikipedia entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chico_Slimani
Sufism being the mystic branch of Islam. They are more into transcendentalism, that sort of stuff.
24. Posted by scarlett138 on March 16, 2006 09:47 PM
umm alright, who the hell cares if he is Muslim or Christian or an Arab for that matter...hahaha this guy is ridiculous looking and so is his song!! lol, oh man, what this world is coming to...!
25. Posted by Sally on March 16, 2006 09:51 PM
Evangelia, your comments may be construed as bigoted... Is that what you mean them to be? Not that I'm muslim or whatever, I'm just a hippy at heart and want people of all different backgrounds to sit around in a circle holding hands and singing Britney Spears.
& billthecat, I'd use your link, but I'm scared the CIA are gonna bust down my door as soon as it's downloaded :(
26. Posted by KT on March 16, 2006 09:52 PM
what the hell
27. Posted by Whatever on March 16, 2006 10:00 PM
''You know, Shannon Elizabeth is 1/4 Syrian 1/4 Lebenese, so therefore very much an Arab. Nobody ever points that out because they don't want to think of Arab girls as beautiful.''
That has to be one of the most ludicrous comment I have read in a while.
I am not surprised in the least this looser made it to the top. After all, this is the nation who spawned the Spice Girls.
Nobody does rubbish like the British.
28. Posted by Mlle. X on March 16, 2006 10:14 PM
Mashaallah means "as god wills" or "what god wills" - it's used like "woah!" or "crazy!" It's an extremely common expression, so common that it is frequently used by any and all Arabic speakers, religious, non-religious, Christian, Muslim, etc. (thank god would be "hamdullileh" - if you don't speak Arabic, don't blather on like you know what it means to use a particular phrase.
29. Posted by suzy on March 16, 2006 10:20 PM
he's like an Arabic version of Ricky Martin
30. Posted by fatso on March 16, 2006 10:20 PM
after seeing this video, only one term comes to mind ... astaghfirallah
31. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 16, 2006 10:20 PM
Any Arab rappers in the house?
32. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 16, 2006 10:21 PM
I think he and Ricky Martin were part-time lovers.
33. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 16, 2006 10:22 PM
#19-downshire: Syracuse won't make it that far because they're going to get a beat down from LSU.
34. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 16, 2006 10:22 PM
I bet Ryan Seacrest knows him......if you know what I mean.
35. Posted by bravegirl01 on March 16, 2006 10:22 PM
#22, you rock! thanks for the laugh!
36. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 16, 2006 10:24 PM
The sad truth is that he will never be taken seriously in the USA.
Why? Because we "open-minded" Americans only want to view Muslims as hate filled terrorists trying to destroy our country.
37. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 16, 2006 10:29 PM
Even his stage name is offensive "Chico the Arab". It's so primitive.
38. Posted by Sally on March 16, 2006 10:31 PM
Hey WHATEVER @ No.27,
What's so ludicrous about that? People never believe me when I say I'm Arab, because I'm not covered in fur and wear a scarf (that's the stereotype - I think they mix us up with Afganistanimami people or whatever people from Afghanistan are called)... Plus don't be mean to me. I just had the homeless guy who sleeps at the stairs to my office building ask me if I wanted to carry his babies (he meant his unconcieved babies BTW)...
39. Posted by TowelHead on March 16, 2006 10:39 PM
Raliya,
You're right - you shouldn't bother until you've taken some Arabic lessons. Jesus is 'Yesua' in Arabic, you nit. Arabic is my first language by the way, but my 'ironic' screenname may have thrown you off.
Evangelia, thanks! I was torn between that and 'CamelJockey' but I finally decided on 'TowelHead' as I felt it was a little more feminine.
krisdylee - that was a good crack actually, pity I can't say your joke BOMBED. Bombed. Get it?
Ok now THAT was lame.
40. Posted by InsomniActress on March 16, 2006 10:45 PM
To the poster "Sally", in response to post #15
Are you seriously holding up Shannon Elizabeth as something you wish that people would identify with the Arab world? Really?
41. Posted by auh2o on March 16, 2006 11:01 PM
@17 (tetsuo) You're a wussy douchebag. Stop posting until you're not a wussy douchebag anymore.
42. Posted by raliya84 on March 16, 2006 11:10 PM
"Raliya,
You're right - you shouldn't bother until you've taken some Arabic lessons. Jesus is 'Yesua' in Arabic, you nit. Arabic is my first language by the way, but my 'ironic' screenname may have thrown you off. "
Seriously, just stop. IS THERE ANYWHERE in my message where I said that Jesus is an Arabic word. I'm well aware of the Arabic word for "Jesus" u dimwit. I don't know how to make it any clearer. I WAS NOT contesting the origin of the term "jesus" or "allah" or anything of that nature. I was simply saying that "Mashallah" can be a REFERENCE (not equal to) "god" used by either Christians or Muslims. Get over yourself.
43. Posted by hugo on March 16, 2006 11:15 PM
what time is it? it's chico time!
ps: god, can you please let this one stay only in britain?
44. Posted by raliya84 on March 16, 2006 11:15 PM
@towelhead:
for your information, "yeshua" is actual aramaic which came before arabic. dumbass.
45. Posted by Sister Morphine on March 16, 2006 11:19 PM
Why are you people bitching about what means what in Arabic? This is about making fun of that gay-looking douchebag in the picture......let's FOCUS people. :D
46. Posted by hafaball on March 16, 2006 11:21 PM
lol inspector11
I dared...and now I feel like shooting my dog. Am I the only one that feels like killing after watching that? Subliminal messages people!! O.o
47. Posted by algibson on March 16, 2006 11:23 PM
Two words: "Chico Suave"
cultural reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rico_Suave
48. Posted by Sally on March 16, 2006 11:26 PM
No. 40... Shannon Elizabeth, Usama Bin Laden, Sadam Hussein... You take YOUR pick. I suppose there's Salma Hayek, and Shakira too... Now don't get me started on them...
49. Posted by DivaG81 on March 16, 2006 11:41 PM
At least Ricky Martin has a hot ass to shake. This guy is a total douchebag - I hate it when pop singers make videos and act out every word. "I'm thinkin bout you girl" (points to head, then points out to audience) ...I know she looks too old to wear spandex, but is this really better than Madonna?
50. Posted by Lavinia the Vainglorious on March 16, 2006 11:48 PM
Look at that body! I'd hit it. How many whiney, crap singles have Britney and Ashley Simp come out with? Its not Brits in particular who don't have ears. Its the pop consuming public.
My friends and I have this game...each time there's some mention of Arabs or the Middle East, which has nothing at all to do with politics, and there are Americans around, we bet on how long it will be till one of the Yanks brings up terrorism or religion.
Amazing results. It would make you think the average American was some kind of narrowminded bigot, but thats not right is it? I mean y'all are bombing the best kind of democracy into the Middle East:)
51. Posted by JackUup on March 17, 2006 12:18 AM
Ok...so he's thanking God he looks like an even gayer version of Ricky Martin.
I'd rather be a goat.
52. Posted by JackUup on March 17, 2006 12:22 AM
DUDE. Just checked out the link.
...Yeah, rather be a goat.
53. Posted by BinkyMolyneaux on March 17, 2006 12:34 AM
and its still better than popozao.
54. Posted by Nyzaaaah on March 17, 2006 12:40 AM
This is the same country that had "Bob the Builder" and that fucked up Crazy Frog at number one for a number of weeks.
A lack of ears is the least of their problems.
55. Posted by mamacita on March 17, 2006 12:45 AM
@50
My friends and I have this game...........each time there's some mention of Americans or the United States, which has nothing at all to do with politics, and there are Canadians, Europeans, British, etc., etc., etc. around, we bet on how long it will be till one of the [insert nationality here] brings up terrorism or the war, how misguided and uninformed us dopey ole Americans are, how smug and proud we are, etc., etc., etc. Amazing results. It would make you think the average [insert nationality here] was some kind of narrow-minded bigot, but that's not right is it? :)
56. Posted by Evangelia on March 17, 2006 12:54 AM
lol mamacita
and, #50, in case you didn't notice, it's the arabs themselves who like to bring up religion. and when did anyone bring up terrorism? you're trying to make a point when there is none to make, so let me make a point for you: british pop is audio-terrorism.
57. Posted by Evangelia on March 17, 2006 12:59 AM
sally, i agree that britney spears' music is the force of love that will bring the west and the muslim world together. however, i don't know where you were going with the shannon elizabeth thing. i mean, the girl married a jew. she's not exactly a shining example of arab pride, na3am?
58. Posted by blackblackheart on March 17, 2006 01:08 AM
Has anyone else ever noticed that British pop done by males is incredibly homosexual all the time? Hot bod this guy has though.. wow..
59. Posted by Kristi on March 17, 2006 01:10 AM
Ok, to nip the England bashing in the bud, let me clarify (as an American living in England). Chico is NOT a pop star in the UK! He was a contestant on The X Factor, Simon Cowell's show that's basically like American Idol. Chico was awful from the start and only got as far as he did because Sharon Osbourne liked him. Simon always said he should stick to stripping because he had no future, even as a lounge singer.
60. Posted by mrschickee on March 17, 2006 01:36 AM
Does anyone else think this dude sounds like a cross between Tom Jones and Cameo singing "Word Up?" Or did I just listen to it too many times?
61. Posted by Jude806 on March 17, 2006 02:18 AM
I'm from Britain.
Chico came 3rd or 4th in X Factor, a version of Pop Idol (the original American Idol). He's rubbish and was a terrible terrible singer but Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne thought he was an 'entertainer'.
One thing to realise - the only people buying singles anymore are 13 year old girls. That's why.
62. Posted by Jude806 on March 17, 2006 02:21 AM
I wish you guys could see how Sharon flirted with Chico. We'd all be clutching the sides of our sofas trying to will the vomit back down. She's a nasty woman.
63. Posted by hafaball on March 17, 2006 03:04 AM
If ever fucking topic is going to become how Americans are stupid and how we have no respect for anything, then just tell me now...I do admit we have our bad moments, but if I see a story on Paris Hilton buying shoes and it becomes how America is abd, I'm never coming to this damn site again. freakin weirdos
64. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on March 17, 2006 03:18 AM
It's obvious he is a terrorist. Just look at his skin tone. Let's drop a smart bomb before he releases anthrax at a concert or something...
65. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on March 17, 2006 03:24 AM
I heard Osama choreographed his dance routine but, the censors took out the "Goat Fucker" move. At least the left in the "Shake the dandruff" move.
66. Posted by darleysam on March 17, 2006 03:36 AM
On behalf of my country, I can only apologise.
And find a gun, of course.
and why the hell is he surrounded by kids?
67. Posted by CheekyChops on March 17, 2006 04:02 AM
Well he's better than David Hasselhoff but then again so is my dog Spike.
68. Posted by Lavinia the Vainglorious on March 17, 2006 04:12 AM
55-and somehow you manage to reinforce the stereotype.
56-did posts number 14, 36 and 39 get censored from your pc at the militia internet cafe sweetpea?
69. Posted by SoupaSarah on March 17, 2006 04:15 AM
his stage name isnt Chico the Arab its just Chico. and you can blame the 12 yr old girls of Britain for this fool being number one cos i certainly didnt buy it!
70. Posted by TaiTai on March 17, 2006 04:15 AM
In his video he looks like Tony Shalhoub from Monk -- until he starts dancing anyway. Then he just looks like an idiot.
Oh and all this talk about the British having no taste in music...don't forget it is America that spawned Britney, Christina A., NSync, Backstreet Boys, I can go on and on. They have no monopoly on bad taste in music.
71. Posted by LindaParson on March 17, 2006 05:29 AM
#15, or SALLY, said, "Why do you have to blame this guy on muslims? They're already carrying enough of a burden... "
Yes, you bitch, carrying an explosive device upon one's self is actually quite heavy...I've never actually weighed one, but I'm sure a bomb must weigh a few pounds, right? Well, enough to warrent the use of the term "burden."
#55 Mamacita, perfect response. And I don't think all muslims are terrorists; they just happen to have an out of proportion, abnormally large number of fucktards who love blowing themeselves up and screaming "JIIHAAADD ALLLAHH ALLAH!!!!"
72. Posted by LindaParson on March 17, 2006 05:35 AM
On another note, I'm sure that right now somewhere in, interestingly enough, an arab land, Bahrain, Michael Jackson is stroking a gigantic boner whilst sipping jesus juice as he watches little kiddies prance about in this goat-fucking-turned-male-stripper-turned-"singer"'s music video.
Shit what's this worls coming to?
73. Posted by LindaParson on March 17, 2006 05:36 AM
*World, for all you people who will bitch about spelling on here.
74. Posted by chiris on March 17, 2006 06:14 AM
He's a Moor, that's how people from Morocco are called.
75. Posted by pokey on March 17, 2006 07:42 AM
haha your parents will be really proud of you defending your country(wherever the fuck you are from) on the internet website that is dedicated to mock celebrities.. now go spread the word.. u are a hero to your people.
76. Posted by liebemin on March 17, 2006 08:03 AM
Wait...is this a music video or a segment on "The Wiggles"?
77. Posted by evilmcdeathmonster on March 17, 2006 08:45 AM
#74, No, he's a Moop.
78. Posted by MonkeyBrain on March 17, 2006 08:48 AM
The second, I mean the SECOND, that I noticed this post had a mention of anything even RELATED to Arabs, Muslims, and/or the Middle East, I KNEW that all I had to do was sit back and watch the inane, hyper-patriotic, flag-waving, xenophobic comments roll in.
It's actually fairly amusing watching you all fling shit like rabid animals. It's all so sadly predictable.
I can only hope that other normal, intelligent people are shaking their heads and chuckling at this sad display of idiocy with the same mixture of bemusement, disdain, and pity.
79. Posted by Sassy on March 17, 2006 08:52 AM
Lol, lol, lollity, lol...
And to sum up these posts in the words of the man himself:
You can get delerious,if you take life too serioussssssssssss... It's Chico time!
Americans are funny.
80. Posted by enzo on March 17, 2006 09:07 AM
fuckable
81. Posted by M@ce on March 17, 2006 09:08 AM
If I had to describe this musical genius in one word it would have to be...Chicozao!
82. Posted by Tracie on March 17, 2006 09:09 AM
"You can get delirious, if you take life too serious..."
The most offensive thing I find is the horrible grammar. It's seriousLY, Chico! You are describing how one can take life, which means it should be an ADVERB, not an adjective.
Stuffing plastic pop garbage, full of synthesizers, voice alterations, and a talentless idol in order to try to brainwash the minds children should require a bit more effort, don't you think?
83. Posted by TowelHead on March 17, 2006 09:20 AM
Hey Raliya,
Thanks for scuttling off to Wikipedia for that irrelevant piece of info. I can assure you no one on this site gives a shit what he was called in Aramaic. While you're scouring the net for even more irrelevant facts, can you do me a favour and look up the Aramaic for 'get a life.' Shukran.
Someone needs to throw you AND Chico in a Turkish prison. I'd bet my last falafel he'd still be more popular than you.
84. Posted by TowelHead on March 17, 2006 09:25 AM
Parents: for the sake of good music, please stop giving your teenage girls pocket money. You're financing its downfall!
85. Posted by Genevieve on March 17, 2006 09:26 AM
That's fire, man. It's just as fire as Popozao.
86. Posted by patEcake on March 17, 2006 09:33 AM
You racist fucks! Simmer down!
Chico sucks hard in any language, under any god. Face the facts.
87. Posted by Cy on March 17, 2006 09:49 AM
Is it just me, or does this guy remind anyone else of Chris Katan's parody of Ricky Martin from Saturday Night Live?
88. Posted by xaputa on March 17, 2006 09:53 AM
What we are witnessing is the downfall of thesuperficial.
Because, besides celebrities and wannabes, posters are also morons, and just don't get it.
I would like to add "Hewww, his skin looks like it weas laminated", but this doesn't even amuse me anymore.
I'm going back to K-Fed's MySpace for some bashing. The people that support him and bash the hatters back don't make that place half as annoying as this place now.
89. Posted by Tantrum on March 17, 2006 10:05 AM
Holy mother... people need to relax a tad here. This site used to be fun... when it was purely about making fun of celebrities, now everyone's just got their panties in a knot.
I think people who get aggravated and turn the posts into a warzone should be banned.
90. Posted by Tantrum on March 17, 2006 10:06 AM
ps: Chico sooooooooo sucks (goats)!
91. Posted by manunited on March 17, 2006 10:25 AM
The folks at the Superficial are totally baiting these morons into these debates. While I quite enjoy watching a bunch of idealistic teenagers battle over a celebrity blog website (and also enjoy antagonizing some of them with inane comments) it really has beceome annoying because a lot of these losers don't have anyone else to talk to (i.e. friends) so they come on here trying to debate & just end up sounding like total idiots. And the S'Ficial knows what their getting us all into when they write these posts.
So the next time these idiots start trying to tempt you into debates about religion & politics just reply back with random responses like "boobies rule" or "i heart sluts" - it really gets their goats!
92. Posted by manunited on March 17, 2006 10:25 AM
I said goats... must be all the Muslim talk.
93. Posted by BobMarleysDead on March 17, 2006 10:35 AM
I'm not surprised. That crazy frog thing pushed Coldplay off the top of the charts. And a few years ago a song by a group called the Fast Food Rockers went to #1. "McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Burger King. McDonalds, McDonalds..." Britain is amazing.
94. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 17, 2006 10:50 AM
Does anyone else realize that they only put controversial shit on here right before the weekend so people will keep talking and so they can show the sponsors "hey lots of folks talk here." Everyone, get a good grip on your panties. Everyone got it? Now remove them from your ass.
Let's get back to the real reason we're here. To make fun of this unbelievably gay, ex-goat herder, ex-stripper freak dancing around with children, pretending to fix his hair and sing the worst song in the history of the world.
#55-You make me laugh : )
95. Posted by mamacita on March 17, 2006 10:56 AM
#91
You're so right about that. I'm not going to post any more responses to the assholes who try to start a war about politics and terrorism and whose country is better. I'll just say vaguely offensive funny things about the actual topic instead of going off on these tangents. So, since we're talking about Britain, here's my obligatory offensive funny remark. I <3 bad dental hygiene.
96. Posted by manunited on March 17, 2006 11:00 AM
I heart yellow teeth!
97. Posted by mamacita on March 17, 2006 11:01 AM
Jesus Christ!!!! I just actually watched the clip. That shit is so foul that it makes me wanna visit some horribly nasty website just to cleanse my aura. Hey, anyone who feels the same way, mosey on over to www.tubgirl.com ---I warn you, it's very NSFW and it's very disgusting. But, on the upside, you'll forget alllll about Chico.
#94 Thanks. I'll be here all week. Sadly, that's true.
98. Posted by mamacita on March 17, 2006 11:02 AM
Whooops. Here's the real link that will actually work
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=52447
99. Posted by mamacita on March 17, 2006 11:04 AM
#96 He he! I also <3 using the word 'jumper' to mean 'sweater'.
100. Posted by manunited on March 17, 2006 11:06 AM
I heart fags... I mean cigarettes. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
101. Posted by thatsmyname on March 17, 2006 11:15 AM
I live in Britain (England to be specific.) Trust me, nobody really likes Chico. Nobody really cares about Chico. He's just a joke that became 'famous' because he's so awful. Kind of like William Hung.
102. Posted by manunited on March 17, 2006 11:20 AM
#101 - Pretty much like Madonna, except sadly enough she's been clinging on for years & won't die already. Fucking hag.
103. Posted by night on March 17, 2006 11:45 AM
@mamacita: dammit, I didn't read your warning and went straight to the link you posted! *puke* I am very curious by nature but that wasn't something I wanted to see...
As for Chico... the song is crap, he's a bit of a joke but I like his voice :p
104. Posted by A Nobody on March 17, 2006 11:52 AM
I thought Muslims were agains gays!
Fortunately this guy is so lame that not even homosexuals are going to like him.
105. Posted by nostalgic.penguin on March 17, 2006 11:59 AM
this goat herder mofo's singing is just
baa-aa-aa-aa-d!
106. Posted by gibsongirl_1 on March 17, 2006 12:28 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now my brain hurts.
107. Posted by Miss_Marple on March 17, 2006 12:32 PM
**#98 Posted by mamacita
OMG!!! That had to be one of the most disturbing images I've ever seen... Holy crap! That is just fucking gross... Now I have choice but to show it to my work mates.
Thanks mamacita...!!
108. Posted by mamacita on March 17, 2006 12:44 PM
Miss Marple
That's exactly how I stumbled across it. I was on a site and someone mentioned it and how disgusting it was and how no one should look at it EVER and of course, then, I had to look at it.
109. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 17, 2006 01:37 PM
#98-WTF................WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
110. Posted by Spindoc on March 17, 2006 01:43 PM
Apparently Allah supports strippers. Nice to know Carmen Electra will have a job after her "Career" here is over.
111. Posted by BrendaPayne on March 17, 2006 01:59 PM
Yeah, that was about retarded. All I can picture is a bunch of British William Hungs dancing around saying "It's Chico Time!"
112. Posted by yensid on March 17, 2006 02:31 PM
For the love of Pete! Its an aprils fools joke people! Didn't you all read the memo?!?
I clearly stated that above. Now move on with it already and attack someone else who is worthy of such insults on what they are wearing or how just plain stupid they are. There is enough of that to sustain your hunger for trash talking with out ever getting viscious on someones heritage or ethnicity. Party on my friends. Party on.
POPOZAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
113. Posted by radio3play on March 17, 2006 02:33 PM
# 38 this is for you
All the Arabs will all come back to their senses once the oil is gone, atleast Afghanistan has a never ending supply of opium!
People from Afghanistan are called Afghans, but I don't blame you for not knowing. You are an Arab. It's understandable.
Also, Arabs girls scare me. They all have fake noses and fake hair.
114. Posted by toby on March 17, 2006 03:44 PM
is that a burger king commerical?
115. Posted by xaputa on March 17, 2006 04:27 PM
Xenu ROCKS!
(ok, by now this is the official social spam thread)
116. Posted by MonkeyBrain on March 17, 2006 05:45 PM
Okay.. NOBODY fucking respond to #113. I swear to god, don't you dare. Especially you, Sally, the poster he is trying to bait.
Let it be known that whoever takes that bait and responds to this sniveling moron is AS or even MORE moronic than he.
117. Posted by radio3play on March 17, 2006 06:22 PM
MonkeyBrain, calm down.
a few things:
1. Don't think you are Pinochet/Saddam/Bush and you can order people around. if someone wants to reply to my comment they can, and they will.
2. don't be such a sexist bastard "the poster he is trying to bait", "MORE moronic than he"
Also, get a life you loser. Is this all you do?
Don't make me cook you monkeybrain!
118. Posted by Corinne on March 17, 2006 06:57 PM
Hey, what's with all the bashing? I hear he's the bomb. :)
119. Posted by MonkeyBrain on March 17, 2006 06:58 PM
I <3 Boobies! =D
120. Posted by cat on March 17, 2006 07:44 PM
#98 mamacita - now i know the true meaning of "blow it out your ass". i shall drink a tequila in your honor.
and fatty boom batty, you make me laugh my ass off. figuratively.
121. Posted by onyva on March 17, 2006 08:00 PM
#93 - I'm from England and the song by the Fast Food Rockers was around well before some idiot decided to release it as a single - I'm at university and I used to sing that song as a child. That's possibly why it got to number one - kids sing it in the playground/ on school trips all the time anyway, and the really stupid ones went out and bought the single.
122. Posted by manunited on March 17, 2006 09:03 PM
Nice job hearting boobies monkeybrain. Way to go!
123. Posted by mamacita on March 17, 2006 09:24 PM
Monkeybrain and manunited
Ooooo, is it my turn?
I <3 shirts that are open all the way to the belly button.
124. Posted by manunited on March 17, 2006 10:13 PM
I heart girly waxed chests
125. Posted by jake on March 18, 2006 01:48 AM
its actually osama in disguise
run for your life
126. Posted by Sally on March 18, 2006 03:08 AM
Sorry MonkeyBrain, but No.113 seriously made me laugh. I can't believe somebody from Afghanistan made fun of Arabs. When you're from a poverty stricken country like Afghanistan, the only people you can make fun of is Ashlee Simpson and possibly some other country which has even less money than yours. I would say a poor African country, but their poverty is not their fault and I'm sure they have some form of buildings anyway which is an improvement. What is it with all 'Afghan' people and loving their country so much. I went to high school with a girl from there (who had a moustach which connected to her side burns which connected to her unibrow, but that's a whole other story) and she would always say Afghanistan was such a beautiful place and it was like Dubai and all this stuff and I believed her. Then I saw a documentary about a woman in Afghanistan who was so poor she had to mash up rotten bread and feed it to her children coz they had nothing else to eat. I then vowed not to take anything an Afghan person said seriously.
127. Posted by Sally on March 18, 2006 03:12 AM
BTW Obviously I'm a moron... I DO have DD boobs. My mom once said all the food I eat only goes to my boobies and their isn't enough nutrition left to help my brain get smarter.
128. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on March 18, 2006 04:21 AM
Sally, can I see your boobies?
129. Posted by night on March 18, 2006 05:11 AM
#120
LMFAO - that is so gross! You know, I constantly saw that pic in front of me when I tried to get to sleep last night...
130. Posted by cat on March 18, 2006 11:48 AM
night - i woke up and thought it was all just a nasty dream. so i looked again. i am shattered. just shattered. what fear factor episode did that pic come from anyways? it just goes to show you that people will do anything for $$$$. even eat poo.
131. Posted by night on March 18, 2006 01:38 PM
cat - I am still intrigued by that huge... er... fountain! I mean, how much do you have to eat and how many laxatives do you have to swallow to produce that? *mph* sorry, enough "shit-talk" - lol
132. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 18, 2006 02:48 PM
Doesn't someone have a room at Gitmo for this guy?
133. Posted by mamacita on March 18, 2006 02:56 PM
#129 and #130
My husband says the poo fountain is courtesy of an enema. Yummy.
134. Posted by cat on March 18, 2006 04:17 PM
night, don't feel bad. poo fountain = train wreck, you are compelled to look. it is really twitney spears-federline disguised as a sucky fucky girl. she and kevin were participating in a pagan ritual paying homage to Sterculious. the fountain symbolizes their music.
135. Posted by sarakai on March 19, 2006 01:35 AM
Wow, that's one baaaaaad chico roll- I suddenly feel hung over.
136. Posted by night on March 19, 2006 02:47 AM
@mamacita and cat
I hope none of my friends will ever use the phrase "last night I got shit-faced" again... I won't! *LOL*
137. Posted by slinkhard on March 19, 2006 07:40 AM
manunited, you're as moronic as any of the 'guests' here. Look at your hysterics at the Angelina Jolie topic.
138. Posted by slinkhard on March 19, 2006 07:44 AM
Oh no wait, I'm confusing that topic with the last one you got nationalist/sexist over. My bad, many apologies.
139. Posted by if-its-pink-i'll-take-it on March 19, 2006 08:04 AM
wow. if you Americans thought Chico was bad, you should see the Eurovision Song Contest. its hilarious :)
140. Posted by night on March 19, 2006 08:08 AM
#139
Haha, so true, the Eurovision contest is the biggest joke of them all...
141. Posted by manunited on March 19, 2006 10:46 AM
slinky dink - do you heart boobies?
142. Posted by baj24 on March 19, 2006 12:07 PM
All this arguing about what he means...who cares? Let's deal with the AWFULNESS of the song. If that's what bumped Madonna from the top of the charts, we have a problem.
143. Posted by gogoboots on March 19, 2006 01:40 PM
He's kinda hot isn't he? In a gay sorta way...
144. Posted by GG1000 on March 19, 2006 02:34 PM
I dared (to click) and I'm sorry, WTF? That's terrifying.
And will you "political" postees lighten up already? Remember, you can get delirious if you take life too serious.
145. Posted by Magus on March 19, 2006 11:02 PM
just for the record, he's no longer the number 1
http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=2006-03-19T204446Z_01_L19200149_RTRUKOC_0_UK-LEISURE-BRITAIN-CHARTS.xml&archived=False
146. Posted by AnnoyingPseud on March 20, 2006 02:17 AM
I've refrained from eye-balling the pooh frenzy link, as I've been tainted before. With a prolapsed uterus to be exact. I think it was posted as a link here. Made me check my own lady bits for any signs of such. Seeing as how I've birthed in excess of, but no greater than 12 chilluns myself.
Or was that me in a nightmare? Anyway, Chico the Arab may look presentably hot but those Arab guys freak me out. A good friend spent time in Saudi Arabia and saw things done to women for "infractions" that wouldn't merit an eyelash batting here. Those guys scare the bejesus outta me for sure.
And that was before 9/11.
147. Posted by AnnoyingPseud on March 20, 2006 02:17 AM
I've refrained from eye-balling the pooh frenzy link, as I've been tainted before. With a prolapsed uterus to be exact. I think it was posted as a link here. Made me check my own lady bits for any signs of such. Seeing as how I've birthed in excess of, but no greater than 12 chilluns myself.
Or was that me in a nightmare? Anyway, Chico the Arab may look presentably hot but those Arab guys freak me out. A friend spent time in Saudi Arabia and saw things done to women for "infractions" that wouldn't merit an eyelash batting here. Those guys scare the bejsus outta me for sure.
And that was before 9/11.
148. Posted by lik on March 20, 2006 04:02 AM
Allah = Moon God...[duh]
149. Posted by A897 on March 20, 2006 12:54 PM
Im a Christian Arab and Allah just means God in Arabic... btw that Allah = Moon god stuff is just conservative propaganda bullshit. I cant believe how gullible some people are.
150. Posted by A897 on March 20, 2006 12:56 PM
Im a Christian Arab and Allah just means God in Arabic... btw that Allah = Moon god stuff is just conservative propaganda bullshit. I cant believe how gullible some people are.
151. Posted by The_Third_Chimp on March 20, 2006 06:23 PM
Nothing like a link to Tubgirl to bring the conversation around. I would post a link to Goatse but I had to scramble my frontal lobes after I was tricked into seeing it.
152. Posted by Evangelia on March 20, 2006 08:07 PM
things i <3 :
1. arabs
2. eurovision
not necessarily in that order.
153. Posted by mamacita on March 21, 2006 08:40 AM
#151
I just discovered Goatse and tubgirl last week on the same day. Talk about scrambled frontal lobes. I was reading a blog that mentioned Goatse and it said not to look at it and how horrible it was, so of course I had to look at it. On the same blog, they were like, well, if Goatse grossed you out, for God's sake, don't look at tubgirl. So, then my destruction was complete. Oh, the horror.
154. Posted by The_Third_Chimp on March 21, 2006 06:38 PM
There is a long running debate about which is worse. The horror is right. The awful, obscene horror. My lovely cohorts like to trick people into opening innocent looking links/pictures only to discover tubgirl or goatse.
155. Posted by mamacita on March 22, 2006 11:03 PM
154
Well, here's something horrible that YOU can trick THEM into looking at. Get your airsick bag ready............read first, then scroll alllll the way down and see the lovely photos. You can thank me later!
http://encyc.bmezine.com/?Subincision