White trash on parade!

When will she ever learn? And what is her excuse for being a barefoot hillbilly this time?

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. You can only imagine what her feet look like anyway- the way she walks around with no shoes on all the time. A needle sticking out of her foot is pry the least of her worries with the fungus that is pry consuming her feet.

Idiots never learn. It's the law.

"Dammit! I TOLD Kevin that he needs to clean up after himself! What if I got germs from it, and I get like, the ebola virus? Or lockjaw? THEN how would I eat my Cheetos?"

That needle is now contaminated with hillbilly and I hope it gets disposed of properly this time. How does someone so quickly become a human joke so fast? Oh yeah. Karma.

I wouldn't of been suprised if she gave it to her baby as a toy.

"Loookie, baybee...it's one ah dem big doctor-type toys! Whooo's mommy's big-boy doctor baby?!!...Yeees! You are! Now pretend it's time for momma's shot!!!"

Fucking dumb slut. I can't believe I pittied her stupidity yesterday...tsk,tsk! Must of been an off day for me...sorry, guys.

Put! On! Some! SHOES!

duh

lol. flip flops are like, $3 at old navy, aren't they? there's no excuse for that kind of stupidity. she'd be the first person to get HIV b/c of walking around barefoot.

Wow this will give K-Fed an out if she finally finds out he gave her HIV- K-Fed will blame the needle and say she gave it to him-nice cover if that is how this all pans out and from what we see of these two some sort of infection is being passed around

She's lucky she didn't tread on something really nasty, like a slug or maybe a worm!

I really don't understand what would possess someone to walk around barefoot. I dont even like walking around in my socks in my own house.

I really don't understand what would possess someone to walk around barefoot. I dont even like walking around in my socks in my own house.

Puahaha!

"No word yet on whether K-Fed got his needle back.."

And THAT is why I love this site. Excellent post, excellent post!

She should of been disinfected and dressed as soon as word got out that she fucked K-Fed.

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh....so effing gross!

this just proves what i've believed all along- shitney is really sasquatch. now, go back to the pacific northwest, you damn dirty ape!

people this stupid should NOT be allowed to reproduce.

chances are though, it was her needle to start with...

Someone probably had to tell her that it was in there. I mean, as much as this girl walks around barefoot, her feet probably have a texture similar to horn by now. I'm sure she didn't feel it go in.

Whenever I see the "no shoes, no shirt, no service" sign in an establishment's window or on their wall, I've always wondered who in the hell would go into such a place (usually a restaurant) without those two things. Thanks for clearing that up, Brit!

Unfortunately, there's probably nothing she could catch from that needle that she hasn't already caught from her husband.

Just when you think she can't become a bigger hick, she goes and suprises ya.

Damn it! I sat up praying last night that Paris Hilton would get AIDS and die for her purchase of a Mercedes Benz SLR McClaren and this happens to FederSpears? Doesn't anyone listen to prayers anymore.... I can't even get a good death wish answer... Sheez....

i walk around barefoot on the grass in my yard. NOT in fungus infested gas stations, restrooms and black top parking lots with pete doherty's AIDS infected needles spread all over the place. i never thought i'd say this but i officailly have more respect for K-Fed than for Britney now. excuse me while i go cry myself to sleep.

A simple question.

Why is she still news?

IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!! Put some fucking shoes on you retard!!!

trash with cash

This settles it.
I'm spending this weekend BAREFOOT.
I wanna see what's so great about it... stubbing my toes against rocks, stepping on ants, chipping my nailpolish..

Then I'll go to my pedicurist and give her a heart attack.

Because she's white trash at it's most refinned. And we luuuuurrrv it.

How many times did any of us accidentally step in dog turd? I mean, that already had to happen to her.

"Hi, my name is Britney and I am too po' for shoes"

Yeah, and needles in parking lots probably don't have HIV so she should be okay.

And this woman is a mother? How is she supposed to teach her child anything when all the kid has to do is say "Well YOU don't wear shoes...so why do I have to?" "YOU eat Cheetos before dinner...so why can't I?" "You don't brush your hair...why do I have to?" You can see where I am going with this.

Britney is setting a good example for her son, that's all I'm sayin'.

She's an idiot. Why wouldn't she wear any shoes through a parking lot? I saw a pic today of her with her 6 month old, sitting on the beach. She had her baby laying on her lap without a shirt or a hat. Someone should tell her (as all mom's know) babies skin is super sensitive and she should put a shirt and hat on him. Who allowed this girl to reproduce? She can't even take care of herself.

There are lots of places on the internet frequented by people who are shameless to reveal their lack of life and or class. When it comes to Britney, this site wins. Your collective lukewarm condemnation is equal to your prior collective brainless adoration of her. It's a witch hunt. Get her folks! There she goes!!!

No Britney, not VITAMIN C... HEPATITIS C! Silly girl.

BAHAHAHA...oh i'm so surprised she walks around barefoot... seriously, she DESERVES to be stabbed by a needle and bleed excessively that idiot

Headline in two years:

"Spears Dies of AIDS While K-Tard Lives On to Taunt Us "Straight 2008"

Ahem, Proteon:

Surely you meant, "Thar she BLOWS!"

Thank you.

I read everyone hatin' on her mothering skills, but did anyone stop to think her mother was probably not the greatest example either. Otherwise this hillbilly do things the right way or at the very least have some common sense..

Oh, and I could do a song and softshoe dance all day to the tune of "She Brought It On Herself," but it's been done...

If you're that fucking dumb and don't learn from making the same mistakes over and over again, you deserve to be ridiculed.

the needle was probably cleaner than her foot anyway.

ya poor needle..

geezz..

I don't know, but I quit walking around cities barefoot when I was around 14, and I grew up in the Ft. Lauderdale beach area! Seriously, how much more hillbilly can this bitch get? Are we going to find out that she and Kfed are cousins? Or maybe the papparazi will catch her cookin' possum stew!

Bugman, you're from Lauderdale? I'm from the 305! are u my brother from a different mother? :-)

Is the cost of a new needle coming out of K-dick's allowance?

I'm in the group that's pitying the needle. Have you seen her feet? They can barely be catagorized as such.

I'm officially over slagging Britney. Part of my maternal instinct wants to ask her to my place, and grab her ear, haul her to the "time out" chair, and make her write "I will divorce K-Fed" a thousand times. Then we will have hot cocoa and talk about feelings.... perhaps I shall guide her in the true religion, Clitolah... ha hahahahaha
i kill me....

Britney spears dirty foot with dirty needle...News at 11!

popozao, bitches.

#9- justlikehoney1
am i wrong in seeing that you want to be just like me? ***blushes and bats eyelashes***
no? oh, well okay then.. may i perhaps be just like you?

there's casual friday, then there is this. Run a comb through your hair, put on something other than a white tank, wife beater, or jean shorts. Gaw. I don't even care about the needle I just want to see her looking like she didn't just crawl out of a dumpster

Remember when she said she went to the hospital because Sean P. was constipated? But it turned out she went because she was having "gastrointestinal distress"??

Well, maybe she's making this up too and really went to the hospital because Sean P. got sun burn/stroke thanks to his mommy's numbskull stupidity in failing to put a simple hat on his head or cover up his sensitive skin in Hawaii's sun.

I didn't like her before, but could tolerate her stupidity and just poke fun at her. As of this moment on, I'm really angry to see she truly is a moron--and a lousy mother to boot.

Won't someone teach her how to be a good mother?? Hire someone if you have to, and pay lots of $$$$ if you must, but--someone, please SOMEONE--save that poor baby from the likes of this brainless looney tune.

Thank you one and all.

She gets more disgusting by the day. Post #9 suggested some Old Navy flip flops, I thought the exact same thing when I read the story. I wouldt step out my front door without something on my feet (and I usually wear flip flops or slippers in the house). It just further proves her skankiness.

So my evilish plan worked....except I forgot the poison!! *stabs self*

Her fetish of walking on dog feces is getting out of hand!

What a dirtbag cunt! Any bitch that walks out in public barefoot has absolutely no couth(sp?). Fuckin gross.

shhhh! i'm barefoot right now!!!

so then derekd, you wear your shoes at the beach much? You sound like the type to wear socks with sandles..ewwww

Could someone please give Britney's son to Angelina and Brad?

That is an American child who needs goody-two shoes (albeit adulterous) parents to give him a well rounded upbringing and take him to multilateral global economic forums on holiday instead of gator wrastling in Louisiana.

Please people, give him to Brangelina. Enough with the third world babies. Charity begins at home.

@56

Way to bring it back around to the Angelina "We Hate Americans" thread. Obsess much?

57..you live in a red state don't you? Defensive much?

57-You live in a red state don't you? Defensive much?

#56 you are so right. That baby deserves a mama who wears shoes. And a daddy who knows how to shower.

#56- "gator wrasslin'" is bigger in florida.

In a related story, a hypodermic needle was admitted to a local hospital yesterday after being stomped on by a dirty, pudgy, cheeto encrusted foot. Preliminary test show that the needle may have become infected with the popozao virus, more commonly known as, "the brain-eating virus". Symptoms of the virus include: extreme stupidity, questionable fasion choices, the desire to make bad music and an extreme aversion to soap and water.

I am not surprised. She walked barefoot into a gas station bathroom and there were pictures to prove it. She is a piece of white trash. She isn't making new music (thank you God!) and needs to be in the public eye in some way. I am going to call her "Wacko Bracko" in honor of that kiddie fiddler, "Wacko Jacko".

Needle in a hayseed

#58 & #59 - enough with the red state bullshit. That's about as useless as all these goddamn celebrities waving the peace sign in every picture that's taken of them.
It really makes liberals sound like they don't have any other cards to use... think like Colbert & come up with some thing different & unique with a funny twist and then start rambling on about it for the next 6 years...

#62 HAHAHAHA
poor needle

Now, this never would have happened if we wouldn't get so worked up about her baby practicing driving in the parking lot.

hey k-fed, how would you like to suck them toes or take a wiff of those crinkly old soles

"britney finds needle"

yeah- in k-fed's pants.

How come she can buy 10 thongs in all sort of different colors that are totally unnecessarily expensive yet she can't afford some friggin flip flops?

She needs to cut short on the drugs.

#47- honey

We can be like each other cus we freakin rock! ;0}

Speaking of rock, I wonder if the skin on Britney's foot is tough enough to break a pumice stone.......

It bet she smells like curdled milk & Love's Baby Soft.

i hope some day me purposely missing the urinals and pissing all over the floor in public washrooms will be worth it. it is my goal in life to have my urine stepped on by britney spears

It was probably the safety pin holding her pants together after the button popped off.

yeah bitches!!

what a skank. she got with K-bitch and turned retarded. i have no pity for her, just for her ugly, big-headed baby.

hahaha... stoopid whitetrash

Ha ha, socks with sandals....
People who wear socks with sandals should be shot

#68 I am still laughing from your post, thank you!

I too was questioning how she even noticed there was a needle in her foot. I've never seen her in real shoes.

#62 is there any update on the needle I'm really worried but can't find anything...

Probably fell off her arm...

^5 #69, I am waiting for the divorce proceedings so I can watch K-Mart and her fight over who gets to keep the trailer and who has to take the baby...

Whatta dumb ass, I have no idea why she insists on the whole barefoot thing while walking through trash heaps. Hopefully she was smart enough to get tested for AIDS...EW!

"Britney is going to be fine"

damn

Britney just keeps getting sexier! I would carry her (even though she just keeps getting bigger) barefoot over used syringes and broken beer bottles into KFC if she would just ask.

Barefoot in a parking lot? These reports of her being barefoot in all sorts of places that one normally shouldn't be leads me to believe that she's a hillbilly, a prostitute or a hillbilly prostitute.

she's pregnant again right? you figured she have enough common sense to wear shoes to avoid catching anything nasty that could potentially hurt her unborn baby...oh God, ok nevermind. bridging common sense and britney together would be like bridging paris hilton's crotch shut.

What kinds of places is this woman frequenting that there are syringes in the parking lot? I mean if I had her money, I would only go to places that had parking lots covered in feathers or suede, in fact I woulnd't walk, but be carried around in a litter or something. Get a pair of flip flops you troll.