March 15, 2006
Liv Tyler is still fat
In case you're wondering why you haven't seen Liv Tyler in any movies recently, it's because she refuses to diet after having her son Milo in December 2004 and the only role she could get is probably that of "fat lady who used to be pregnant." She tells British Cosmo:
"It’s so hard to lose your baby weight! Everyone makes it look like it just drops off and everyone in magazines is so skinny three weeks later and says ‘Oh, I’m just running around after my kid.’ It’s total [bleep]!"
I don't know what word got bleeped, but I bet it was cheeseburgers. And I know the picture is when Liv was 9 months pregnant, but if you pretend that's what she looks like now it makes the whole story funnier. It also makes it more believable that she would replace random words in her sentences with 'cheeseburger.' I hear that's what fat people do sometimes.
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Comments
1. Posted by Baroness on March 15, 2006 02:02 PM
Wait...what? It's obvious she's pregnant in that picture. Um, right?
2. Posted by fblau on March 15, 2006 02:12 PM
I would so totally hit that it is not even funny...
In a box, with a fox, on a train, in the rain...
3. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 15, 2006 02:14 PM
The title of this story should be "Liv Tyler is Still Hot" because even pregnant, that woman looks hot.
4. Posted by hafaball on March 15, 2006 02:18 PM
It looks like as her body grows bigger, her head gets smaller. That's like Newton's Law or something right?
5. Posted by mYslead on March 15, 2006 02:32 PM
apart from her belly, she dosent seem to have gain alot of weight.
6. Posted by Spindoc on March 15, 2006 02:36 PM
The extra weight is probably her husband that is on top of her 24/7 because he gets to sleep with her.
7. Posted by ESQ on March 15, 2006 02:37 PM
What happened Liv? Even at nine months pregnant it doesn't look like you gained a whole lot of weight?
Two words: Personal trainer
We all know you have the money.
8. Posted by Allie D. on March 15, 2006 02:55 PM
Superficial Writer Guy: Making it sound so easy to lose pregnancy weight because obviously he's been so successful at it.
9. Posted by brideoffrank on March 15, 2006 03:12 PM
She doesn't look fat in this week's issue of Newsweek.
10. Posted by Alosha on March 15, 2006 03:21 PM
oh I'm sorry is she fat? why? because she's a size 3 or 5 (likely the former) instead of a 1? fuck hollywood. last I saw of her she looked gorgeous as usual.
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Archive2/0,1912,1675,00.html
11. Posted by MeganHarris on March 15, 2006 03:30 PM
Fuckin' Fat ass!
12. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on March 15, 2006 03:41 PM
What a gross, fat, slob. Oh, and your Dad is a fucking sell-out.
13. Posted by brunette15 on March 15, 2006 03:41 PM
why is it that pregnant or fat women always where skimpy little tops and you see this huge belly button pomping out and their flubs hanging over their pants and when they run into you ,you practically become entangled in their sweaty wavs and the more you push away it sucks you in and yeah ...wow i could go on forever but i feel like im gunna barf up my lunch .. later
14. Posted by dogfoodfive on March 15, 2006 03:52 PM
She's lost the weight now anyway...
15. Posted by artmonkey3000 on March 15, 2006 04:09 PM
Fat people do not cheeseburgers words with cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers cupcake fuck cheesecake cheeseburger cupburger. Thank you for your time.
16. Posted by mamaE on March 15, 2006 04:15 PM
hey brunette 15--what are "sweaty wavs?" i agree that many chubbies need to wear more coverage, but what the hell is your beef with pregnant chicks? not all preggers are fat or have "flubs". preggers and fatties do not necessarilly belong in the same catergory. who cares if you can see their belly buttons "pomping" out? oh yeah, you do. sounds like you think about really important things. have fun barfing...
i don't ever remember liv being skinny. she is a beautiful healthy woman. but lets make fun anyway!
17. Posted by DuckBoy on March 15, 2006 04:39 PM
ok idiots that pic in the story is when she was 9 months pregnant...
if you actually read the whole things it says that at the end
and from the looks of her in the link posted by #10, I'd say she's NOT fat
18. Posted by Maeve97 on March 15, 2006 04:43 PM
#11 MeganHarris-
what kind of girl are you? i'm all for making fun of jerks like paris hilton and lilo...but why pick on liv tyler? she does nothing. do you have any female friends?
19. Posted by lizzielizzie on March 15, 2006 04:51 PM
I know I'm going to get slammed for this by everyone, but first of all, this is just mean. It's fun to rag on Britney because she's always out there looking like trash, but the superficial couldn't even find a photo of Liv with the alleged baby weight and still proceeds to call her a fat cheeseburger eating slob. Oh, and I like how when all the skinny girls (eg, Nicole, Lindsay or Olsen twin) is featured, the writers say "Eat a cheeseburger or something." That's just wrong. Leave Liv alone, she's someone's mother for god's sake, and seems to be minding her own business. Also, when everyone said Liv blew up for One Night At McCool's, all my guy friends said she looked slammin. And I'm not talking about slobby WT guys either...
Now you can all say, "Hello? Get off the site if you can't handle it" blablabla. I don't care. Some things should be sacred. Obviously thesuperifical.com couldn't find any dirt on our favorite piglets KFed/Brit/Paris/insert other nasty hollywood type here.
20. Posted by Maeve97 on March 15, 2006 05:01 PM
#19/Lizzielizzie- i agree with you 100%.
21. Posted by staticbumblebee on March 15, 2006 05:16 PM
#19.. if you actually read other comments, you'd realize we're all on Liv's side. Belligerent people.. *tsk, tsk*
22. Posted by gogoboots on March 15, 2006 05:17 PM
Liv is still cute as hell though. And she isn't fat, she looks like a normal person.
23. Posted by Jan on March 15, 2006 05:21 PM
#19 - exactly.
Liv's not one of the Hollywood brats looking for attention. I think she looks great, even in the 9 months pregnant shot.
24. Posted by steel.eyed.dinosaur on March 15, 2006 05:28 PM
alright so i know it's not all that cool to make fun of people after they've just had a kid... i mean obviously it's hard to get all that weight off. but you know what, this post was just plain funny. why is it so much more unfair to make fun of a celebrity when it's one you like? and why is it okay to make fun of a celebrity for their appearances or addictions or lack of talent but not this? don't get me wrong, i like liv tyler, but come on. the whole point of this site is to make fun of celebrities, and it's hilarious. lighten up.
and artmonkey, your comment might have made me laugh even harder than the original post. which is a lot.
25. Posted by lizzielizzie on March 15, 2006 05:31 PM
just like i predicted, the slamming came right on schedule. Tsk tsk yourself for being so predictable.
26. Posted by steel.eyed.dinosaur on March 15, 2006 05:39 PM
lizzielizzie, if that was directed at my post, it wasnt meant to take shots at yours. i agree with you completely that there's a total double standard when it comes to weight and celebrities, and i think its great that she's not a bony size 0 like so many other celebs out there- it's unhealthy. i'm just saying that this post and others like it shouldn't be taken so seriously.
27. Posted by minnesotacharm on March 15, 2006 05:40 PM
Well, seriously, lizzielizzie, you deserve it. Does no one understand the purpose of this site?
28. Posted by steel.eyed.dinosaur on March 15, 2006 05:48 PM
thank you, minnesotacharm, my point exactly
29. Posted by Jacq on March 15, 2006 05:49 PM
I really don't feel one way or the other about the girl. She's been scandal-free and by all accounts seems to be a nice, normal person (who just so happens to have Stephen Tyler as a dad). Seriously, though, she's looked preggers since she had her boy. Maybe she should've had twins and the docs missed something. I did, however, read on a Defamer Privacy Watch not too long ago that someone saw her on the subway and she's way skinny live and in person.
30. Posted by lizzielizzie on March 15, 2006 05:53 PM
First of all, who's serious here anyway? That said, seriously, Minnesota, of course I understand the purpose of the site. All I was saying was, where's the REAL dirt? The really fun stories about the celebs we love to hate? All I was saying was this: are the writers so desperate for material that they're going after people who aren't shakin' their stank asses in front of the paparazzi every day? I still thought the writing was funny, I just thought it was a lame post and my personal opinion was it was a low blow whether you like her or not (which of course some people agreed with and some didn't, oh well, life goes on, ay?) no harm no foul xoxo
31. Posted by tonks7 on March 15, 2006 07:08 PM
"Liv Tyler is Still Hot" she is beautiful fat or skinny!!!
32. Posted by Dee on March 15, 2006 08:12 PM
she looks better than many women who havent even had kids....
33. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on March 15, 2006 09:33 PM
#2 - Unfortunately, you'd probably have to wait in line behind her dad. It's really scary how openly ol' Steve lusts after his own daughter. Even Joe Simpson finds it slightly creepy.
34. Posted by Pearly on March 15, 2006 09:57 PM
She looks fine, even great in that pic where she is pregnant. Do we want another Angie Jolie 10lbs underweight at 7 month pregnant? Livs sister is a large size model and is gorgeous (I think she's like a size 14). Obviously neither sister buys into the whole "pin thin" thing and I'm glad. Those anorectic "starlets" make me sick.
35. Posted by mrzilla on March 15, 2006 11:53 PM
Fat.. skinny.. it don't matter.. Liv is all that!
36. Posted by Sheva on March 16, 2006 12:26 AM
The picture of her in the tent dress notwithstanding, there's just nothing not to like about Liv. She has a natural beauty although as a brunette, I would like her to be a dark brunette.
Here's to you Liv. Saw your Dad recently and the crowd enjoyed the show. But he ain't perty like you.
And he may also lack that nice gene you got.
37. Posted by frogger on March 16, 2006 03:02 AM
She's only "fat" by hollywood's stick-figure standards - she's still a hottie, and I liked her size in McCools more than LOTR. :D
38. Posted by txb on March 16, 2006 04:46 AM
wow. she likes to eat like the rest of (over-weight) americans. she probably isn't even over-weight for her height though. i say she's a milf now and will always be, unlike britney spears, who has morphed into something of a pairs hilton statue.
39. Posted by slinkhard on March 16, 2006 05:20 AM
8, I propose marriage to you, based on your comment.
40. Posted by innit on March 16, 2006 09:52 AM
It's hilarious how being skinny is now equivalent with anorexia. Pretty convenient in a place where no one has the willpower to put down the Big Mac's and stay in shape lol
41. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on March 16, 2006 10:46 AM
minnesotacharm: Maybe you don't understand the purpose of this site. This site is not JUST for bashing celebrities. Last time I checked the site wasn't called www.BASHCELEBS.com
This site is for people to VOICE THEIR OPINIONS. Whether those opinion be bashing or supporting celebs.
Show me a rule book for this site that says it's only for bashing...otherwise stop being sush a fuckin' wise ass...
42. Posted by minnesotacharm on March 16, 2006 10:59 AM
S.Starr --
FYI, the name of this site is "The Superficial." Do you know what superficial means and/or implies? And if there's no rule book...then how can you be so sure the purpose of this cite is for VOICING OPINIONS (not sure why that has to be in caps, but I'll follow your lead)?
Anyway, again following your suggestion, I'll offer an opinion: anyone who takes this site too seriously is retarded.
43. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on March 16, 2006 12:31 PM
minnesotacharm:
Why do you give a shit what other people are writing. You say "anyone who takes this site too seriously is retarded"... Yet you feel the need to point these people out and ridicule them.
If you really don't care then stop bitchin' at other posters and keep posting funny shit about the SUPERFICIAL celebs. After all...that is what you said this website is for.
44. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on March 16, 2006 12:39 PM
minnesotacharm: Here's your definition... I don't see bashing celebs in their anywhere...but maybe you have a different definition ;)
Main Entry: su·per·fi·cial
Pronunciation: "sü-p&r-'fi-sh&l
Function: adjective
1 a (1) : of or relating to a surface
(2) : lying on, not penetrating below, or affecting only the surface
b British, of a unit of measure : SQUARE
2 a : concerned only with the obvious or apparent
b : lying on the surface : EXTERNAL
c : presenting only an appearance without substance or significance
45. Posted by hmmmm on March 16, 2006 12:57 PM
kudos to liz -
i cant stand to hear celebs say they eat anything they want and they cant gain weight [it's called cocaine], and new moms that say they lose the weight easily by chasing their kids [bs-the help chases the kids]--just admit losing weight takes work and maybe us common folk would relate to you.
[except paris-she's a lost cause]
46. Posted by Jayne on March 16, 2006 01:26 PM
I wish her face wasn't so weird.
Maybe I'd find her attractive or something.
47. Posted by lizzielizzie on March 16, 2006 03:08 PM
"Anyway, again following your suggestion, I'll offer an opinion: anyone who takes this site too seriously is retarded."
-Hmmm...then for the people who take the posted comments too seriously, what are they? Genuises? Let's all ponder that for a moment.
48. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 16, 2006 09:02 PM
Jayne, I think her face is kind of cute, actually, in a Down's Sydrome cute kind of way.
49. Posted by TheTruthHurts on April 14, 2006 04:06 AM
I agree Topaz Vamp.
I also see a resemblance with Daffy Duck.
And thats not good.
No offence Daffy.