What a pig. And no K-dick to blame this time.

What's really disgusting is when she does the same thing changing K-Fed.

"What can we do?" !! WTF?!

What you do is tell that skank ass to change her baby in an appropriate place - such as her cheeto cheese dusted home.

Really, what a f**king dirty whore. And f**k those people who cater to people like her.

We are so much better than her OMG!

Before you know it we'll be worshiping her again, then condeming her. Until then we are SO much better than her! Because we obsess over her whereas she just um, married a douchebag...

Uhm, that is really gross. Only whitetrash people do that...oh wait...she is, how could I forget?

I'd like to know the name of the restaurant so I make sure never to go there. Maybe it's the same skanky one where Jamie Kennedy went down on Paris on the kitchen counter. Hope that was after Paris contracted herpes.

It's Britiney Spears, What can we do?

Heres an idea, lose your f-ing liscense when somebody complains to the health department and tells them that you were aware of, and allowed a woman to change a baby's diaper on a table where food is served you dumb-ass. I wasn't aware that Britaney getting angry at your restaurant would cause it to close.

Here is a question, whats more important, having Miss Spears never return or having all your other customers flee because they don't want the spawn of Federline shitting all over their tables?

Proteon: I never worshipped her, so I can't worship her "again."

And yes, I am better than some two-bit whore who leaves crap all over a restaurant table - I dare to say it.

Topaz, your worshiping her now.

Dontcha think three Britt and Kevie posts in one day (hell, one month) is plenty? Stop it! I just don't freaking care about this white trash, saggy-titted has been who drags her baby everywhere. If that interested me, I'd be at Walmart, drooling and swivel-heading, not in my cube pretending to work.

Proteon – you either

A) Have changed your own baby atop a restaurant table
B) Don’t mind eating a meal off of a table that has had dirty diapers on it
C) Own Britney Spears “Greatest Hits”
D) All of the above

I don’t care who it is – a restaurant table is no place for changing diapers. Period.

This kid is SCREWED!

#6, no kidding. Talk about irresponsible reporting -- now everyone in LA will be wondering if they're going to survive dinner.

Oh Gross!!!

Back when I waited tables, someone did that too...but then they dipped out on the check. Sick bastards. My only tip was a dirty diaper left in the booth.

Hey the greater need you feel to defend your obession, the greater your obsession.

Yay Devil, for the cheeto dust reference!

Britney: "What y'all? Its just baby shit! Y'all act like its ajax er somethin'!"
K-Fed: "Baby, I think you mean thorax"
Britney: "You just worry bout them steak fingers, K!

I'm so goddamn sick of hearing about this white trash pig & her disgusting hillbilly antics.

Seriously, can we just put her behind us and never look back again?

For the sake of all humankind.

I'm begging you all.

Hey, waiter, can I get a side order of poo to go?

Proteon: you are actually the nanny that was SUPPOSED to have taken care of this, aren't you?

Otherwise, who really gives a shit?? (pardon the pun)..........

The important question is, what does Kimmie think of all this?

I don't care what anyone says - this is SO much better than talking about lame effing Jessica Simpson or even lamer, her sister (what's her name again? Bashley, Nastly, oh. right.) Way better than yapping about Linsay Lohan!

I almost feel a little bad for Brit - she's just an idiot and proves it time and time again...it's almost sad watching her revert back to a little dumb, "huuuhhh? Whaaaaat? No poo awhn the dinnah table? Whyyyyy?" hillbilly, but I do, however, find some sick pleasure in watching that K-Fed fall. Of all the psudo-celebrities including any reality-T.V. personality - take your pick - I hate him the most.

"It should follow its heart and find its true soulmate."...

Kimmie, it's a fucking diaper. I think it's soulmate is the trashcan.

Superficial has lost it's edge. I used to laugh out loud when I read the stories.

#21-Yeah this is somewhat better than watching crappy clips of Lohan coming out of a tanning salon...Oooohhhh big news!
I've gotta say though...I still don't see K-Fed going downhill yet. He still has tons of money even with the leash. He has a kick ass car he never even drives....
Lucky bastard.

you know, i've changed my baby on a restaraunt table. and by "change my baby," i mean murdered a clown with a ball peen hammer.

but does she get 20 to life? nooooooooooooo.

I don't believe it. There are hundreds of pics taken of her every day, and yet there is nothing to document this. Lame. She probably used some crystal encrusted LV changing blanket anyway.

sadly enough, i see people do this all the time. it's gross.

Three Brit and/Or K-Fed 'news' stories in a row! I think it's a sign of the apocalypse. Or possibly that this site is starting to suck major ass.

Fucking celebrities....WTF? They can get away with anything and everything and it's fucking rediculous! Oh, and OJ is still looking for Nicole's killer...speaking of getting away with murder.

Well, for all of you who are wondering(#6), I heard it was at the Ivy of all places, and on the patio...YUCK!!

i'd hit that. with my fist, that is.

The Superficial must've changed writers or something because it used to be a lot funnier...

It just gets Worse and worse.

What can we do?! Oh how that irritates me on SO many levels. Like she's better than the rest of us? *rolls eyes* Kick her out or at least tell her to take her baby to the bathroom. Ugh.

Britney, you fucking sick bitch. You don't change a baby on a DINNER TABLE.

Someone get that kid away from her.

The queen of white trash changing diapers in an inappropriate place? No way.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Britney Smears singing "Poops, I did it again". hee hee

Anyone else notice that now she has her own brat, she doesn't care about those other two?.... hmmmm.... I thought she "LUVVED them wit all her hart!" Loser.

Brit is doing anything and everything to stay in the news... even without an actual singing career. Maybe she's smarter than us all.

She should have just gotten up on the table, pulled down her pants, and crapped on the table herself. What's the difference? And any GOOD restaurant manager would have told her that she needs to go into a bathroom like the rest of the world to change her baby. For the sake of the other people eating around her. I also have a 5 month old and I wouldn't even think of doing something like that. It's just trashy.

#3 --Devil Is Chrome: I like your style. Why can't people step up and boot that slack-jawed yokel and her bastard progeny? Even seeing that slopbucket and her half-breed mimbo would make me ill.

#39-Unfortunately...not all publicity is good publicity...

Gogoboots- that was my cat's name when I was a kid...do you care?

I can't come to this site for a while. Too much Britney stuff, all in a row, brah! My redneck sister-in-law pulls this hillbilly shit. Hillbillies just don't know any better.

See, Proteon, you seem to be the only one who thinks it's just fine to change a baby on a table where people eat. Something to think about...

Maybe The Ivy will auction the table off on Ebay. Keep watching Ebay, Proteon.

Britney Spears' senses have not fully recuperated from the additional cargo she had to lug around for nine months and still believes that any offspring with 23 of her golden chromosomes would poop gems and jewels, certainly not oodles of hazardous toxins and possibly K-Fed's DNA. I hope Spears remembered to lick her fingers afterwards.

I don't know why anybody is surprised. Any person who could go into a gas station bathrrom barefoot clearly has no standards of cleanliness.

#42--Unfortunately... it's Britney Spears we're talking about here

this is pretty typical behavior among back-watered, white trash folk. i bet she let the baby fill up the diaper with 3 or 4 smelly loads before she bothered to change it too. she needs to have her baby hole sewn shut and k-fed needs to be kicked hard in the balls so they can't pollute the world with their little mouth breathing offspring.

I already read this story...yesterday. And it was at a blackjack table....

Wow, what the hell happened, did Britney e-mail the Superficial saying she wasn't in it enough? Or is she just acted like a retard again...or wait, herself I mean.

Brings new meaning to the term PooPoo Platter...hehehehe.

I shall never eat out again!

~S

Note to Britney: What the fuck do you pay your nanny for? AND bathrooms also come equipped with baby changing stations, not just condom machines and tampon machines. OR what about the car?

I hope I get invited to your house so I can jerk-off right on your kitchen table.

You can take the white trash out of the trailer, but your can't take the trailer out of the white trash.

she's been in Hawaii for the last two weeks NOT LA

and why would this be quoted in a British paper?

FAKE!

Thats just plain gross and tacky! I'm sure the health department could give the restaurant manager some ideas on how to handle the situation. Like she doesn't think her sons shit don't smell??? Brit has some poo for brains!

Britney needs someone to teach her how to be a mom. Learning as she goes along is not working out for her.

the superficial guy isn't as funny any more..he must have changed because comparing this current guy with the old one the difference is very evident :(

Sorry to inform you, but Brit is not GOD!!! Would they let me change my baby's diaper on a table, I think not. She isn't any better. Change the diaper in the bathroom like normal people you skank!!!

skankadotious

This is old news...step it up Superficial

#54 - britney does not know how to use a condom machine. alas.

I live in Vancouver, BC, and I've seen disgusting mothers change their babies in restaurants three times since I've moved here. Every time I pitch a fit, and refuse to pay my bill when I leave. It makes me want to projectile vomit.

As gross as this story is #56 (posted by DuckBoy) has a very valid point. Britney has been in Hawaii for the past two weeks as daily pics and stories have proven. There is no way this story could be true if they said it happened in LA.

Sorry to burst everyones bubble...I like making fun of her too...but this looks like irresponsible reporting on behalf of a very lame british magazine. DAMN...and this one would have been the icing on the cake.

~S

#54

If you do it, she might like it.

True or not, either way she's a classless fuck.

She can't change the baby in a public bathroom!!! That's where she walks around barefoot!

yikes...can u imagine when she changes her own rag, what that must be like???...she prob chucks them under her bed or something...

Well, so far, among other disgusting things, she's driven Sean in her lap on a major state highway, changed his dirty diaper on top of a restaurant table, and sat him in the broiling sun in Hawaii without a cap or head covering.

It only follows that the next thing she'll do is teach Sean to take his first steps on the filthy floor of a gas station restroom. Hey, if it's good enough for her...

Yes, folks, she's that dumb.

Every time I think she can't get any worse, she goes and proves me wrong...

Don't believe everything you read...well, except my stuff

"It's Britney Spears. What can we do?"

What is she like a foriegn diplomat now? Is she above the laws and customs of the US? Is she that guy guy in Lethal Weapon 2 who shoots Danny Glover then laughs and says "Diplomatic Immunity" in that cheesy South African accent?

I hope so because Mel gibson shot that fucker in the head.

"It's Britney Spears. What can we do?"

What is she like a foriegn diplomat now? Is she above the laws and customs of the US? Is she that guy guy in Lethal Weapon 2 who shoots Danny Glover then laughs and says "Diplomatic Immunity" in that cheesy South African accent?

I hope so because Mel gibson shot that fucker in the head.

"It's Britney Spears. What can we do?"

What is she like a foriegn diplomat now? Is she above the laws and customs of the US? Is she that guy guy in Lethal Weapon 2 who shoots Danny Glover then laughs and says "Diplomatic Immunity" in that cheesy South African accent?

I hope so because Mel gibson shot that fucker in the head.

"It's Britney Spears. What can we do?"

What is she like a foriegn diplomat now? Is she above the laws and customs of the US? Is she that guy guy in Lethal Weapon 2 who shoots Danny Glover then laughs and says "Diplomatic Immunity" in that cheesy South African accent?

I hope so because Mel gibson shot that fucker in the head.

Having Britney Spears in your restaurant is probably a health code violation in itself, let alone her changin the poor little guy on a table. I mean it's pretty obvious that there are a family of rats living in her hair. But the story has to be false, no manager would let this sh*t go on. Unless this took place at KFC, then I would believe it.

Leave her alone she didn't won't to leave her food, she was starving and couldn't take the shit smell anymore it was ruining her appetite.

Common, is anyone here really suprised? This is coming from someone who actually let a tool like K-Fed mount her from behind, and bust up in her with his white trash baby batter. Cheers Britt! Your poise and class astounds me!

#73,#74,#75,#76

Bwahhahaahaaa!!!! Damn Hugh!! Do you have epilepsy?

This is several days old and most likely fabricated, seeing as how it's from the National Enquirer, a publication not exactly known for its accuracy.

And yes, you can hire me as a fact-checker, Mr. Superficial... :)

OMG! britney... >.<

Is it just me or is Britney Spears mentally handicapped?

I know Britney was not born with social graces or Mensa-level intelligence. But how is it she still does not understand basic hygiene? Why hasn't being around smarter, classier and cleaner people rubbed off on her? Is her lack of couth that inpenetrable?

She walks barefoot into gas station restrooms, she wanders about with acne cream on her face, her fingers are orange from Cheetos, her feet stink so bad an entire plane complained when she took them off and she changes her baby's diaper at a dining table. How can anyone be this dumb and this gross? Seriously? Why isn't she dead from diptheria or cholera by now?

Who knows if this is true or not. But I think it's safe to say she would have no problem doing this. After all, she IS Britney Spears, queen of trash, wife of trash, all around trash. Her and Paris need to disappear.

This is old news!!

This is further proof of her "trashiness". Ridiculous. Hello, Brit! That's why they make those little changer thingys and have them in public bathrooms!

FROM THE SEA EMERGES... FAT BEACH! SHE COMES FOR YOUR PUMPKIN MIX AND VEGETABLE OIL.

Is it just me, or does she look like she's chewing on the baby's head in that picture?

Thats just too nasty!!!!!!!!!!

Straiten up BRIT!!(and loose that weight too..... or are you pregnant...)

#79-That was the most disgusting thing I've ever read in my life. *shudders*

britney needs to get about 3 dozen clues. the first one being "how to act like a human being". if any very rich person would evr end up living in a trailer in louisiana, its twitney rears

Was that K-Fed's diaper she was changing? That would be great, I mean he is so child like- his pants around his ankle and her wiping his ass- She gives him everything else and it seems that her downfall began with him- why not wipe his ass Papazao-
If it was the real baby that kid is just screwed-first she is driving with him on her lap, then this- plus the two parents will burn through the cash on cheetos, Moutain Dew, whores and Marlboros so that by the time the kid could enjoy being a spoiled rich kid he can't. Not to mention they are having a second kid who will most likely be hideously deformed causing a greater drain on the cash.

brit needs to get a fucking clue!athough im sure she doesnt know any better cuz she was probably raised getting slapped on the dinner table and changed!like can you imagine what her house probably looks like! they probably got shit wiped all over their walls although im sure it would match their cheeto covered kitchen and dirty cum covered sheets! god damn hillbillies!!

just proof, yet again, that she is the most disgusting person ever to wander on this planet.

I won't have what she's having.

"Why isn't she dead from diptheria or cholera by now?"

Vaccines. Isn't it a bitch?

OK well obviously you never changed a diaper before or heck, even witnessed one. You can EASILY change one without having any bare butt or bodily emissions touch the surface you are using. I hate Britney but this is obviously an attempt to give her more bad publicity which hey, fine by me but couldn't they think of something better? She's a walking time bomb!

Britney is going to have a lot of time to think. She has no career, and now an entire family. Time to grow up my dear.

Oink oink, oink oink oink, oink oink. OINK!!

So she's the one spreading feces on all those theatre seats and hotel rooms....I wondered who was responsible for such disgusting practices....

That is truly disgusting. Proof that all the money in the world can't buy class.

It's going to be funny when she tries to make a comeback and nobody cares. Then again, this is America, nothing surprises me anymore. A comeback might actually work, if that ever happens, I'm moving to Canada.

That is truly disgusting. Proof that all the money in the world can't buy class.

It's going to be funny when she tries to make a comeback and nobody cares. Then again, this is America, nothing surprises me anymore. A comeback might actually work, if that ever happens, I'm moving to Canada.

UGH! thats so VILE!!!!! that sounds like something she would do and not think a thing of it cuz shes "britney spears" !!!! WTF??!!!! ewwwww, baby crap on a reatraunt table??!!!! are you kidding me? if i was the owner, proprietor, waitress, hostess, whatever i would have thrown her out, NOT said, "aww what can i do? its that skank who buggered her life away to be with someone who couldnt care less about her! ugh, someone please shoot her in the head

PS good one #74!!!!