March 13, 2006
Jared Leto is the walking dead
Jared Leto's added pounds are for his upcoming role as Mark David Chapman (better known as The Man Who Shot John Lennon) in the film Chapter 27, which is fair enough. That's justified, especially after George Clooney won Best Supporting Actor just for "allowing" himself to eat at McDonald's for three months straight. The goth makeup, on the other hand, is his own unfortunate doing. This photo was shot during the 30 Seconds to Mars concert, and apparently he needed the makeup to "get in the mood." Not sure in the mood for what, but I bet it involved a lot of dark poetry and maybe a goofy haircut. And emotions. Definitely lots of emotions.
EDIT: Image removed at request of the owner.
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Comments
1. Posted by WackyJacki on March 14, 2006 12:10 AM
Ahhhh my eyes!!
2. Posted by Evangelia on March 14, 2006 12:43 AM
jared looks like the kind of priest that, were i an altar boy, i'd be a little frightened to be alone in church with.
perhaps it's the m.j. makeup.
3. Posted by Evangelia on March 14, 2006 12:44 AM
who's the fat chick with the piglet nose?
4. Posted by Tetsuo on March 14, 2006 01:03 AM
@3: Jared Leto.
5. Posted by odderie on March 14, 2006 01:08 AM
I totally didn't recognize him. He looks like Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day now.
6. Posted by Becca on March 14, 2006 01:11 AM
Jared Leto who? Why the hell is he even making news!?
7. Posted by gogoboots on March 14, 2006 01:46 AM
He looks like Kelly Osbourne, wow! And I used to think he was hot too...damn...
8. Posted by Big Fig on March 14, 2006 01:55 AM
The zombie priest look is so 'in' this spring. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
9. Posted by Jewbacca on March 14, 2006 02:03 AM
FATTIES NEED LOVE TOO! I BET SHE GIVES GOOD HEAD...I HOPE.
10. Posted by boobtube on March 14, 2006 02:08 AM
she has enormous breasts, but i get a queezy feeling her armpits smell like overaged cheese
11. Posted by Evangelia on March 14, 2006 02:32 AM
lol #4. why didn't i realize that?
12. Posted by TaiTai on March 14, 2006 02:45 AM
He looks like that guy from Good Charlotte - meets - Father Guido Sarducci. And she looks like Britney Spears. Guess she sneaked out on KFed.
13. Posted by MeganHarris on March 14, 2006 02:56 AM
I'm glad he's finally dating in his own league now.
14. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on March 14, 2006 05:11 AM
Best pickup line to use on fat girls:
You know, for a fat chick, you don't sweat that much.
Jared Leto uses it with amazing results.
15. Posted by Shaun on March 14, 2006 06:30 AM
LOL poster # 9 - that is funny, hahahaha.
Some chubby skull as it's put. :-)
16. Posted by adrock2xander on March 14, 2006 06:46 AM
Sex with the dead...yeah! Necrophilia! OMFG so hawt...
17. Posted by bafongu on March 14, 2006 08:15 AM
Jared Leto? And we know about him because....?
18. Posted by annadisaster on March 14, 2006 09:19 AM
Jared Leto was in Girl, Interrupted. That's the only film I've noticed him in. And he gets to make out with Winona Ryder.
And yeah - he looks like a twat in this photo.
19. Posted by Spindoc on March 14, 2006 09:48 AM
He wears Eyeliner all the time, he just put a bit more on in this picture. He should stick to what he's good at....giving Lindsey Lohan Anal.
20. Posted by veggi on March 14, 2006 10:14 AM
He was one of People mag. 50 most beautiful people in 1996.......... wow!
21. Posted by mamacita on March 14, 2006 10:49 AM
Oh, Jared. It's so sad how far he's fallen. He used to be so damn cute in My So-Called Life. Too bad he had to get all emo and deep on us.
22. Posted by Lala on March 14, 2006 10:51 AM
Jared Leto looks like a poor man's Joel Madden. Or is Joel Madden a poor man's Jared Leto?
Ah, the wonders of the world never cease...
23. Posted by playahater101 on March 14, 2006 11:15 AM
LOL #3 & #4. You guys are too damn funny. These comments are all priceless today. Keep it up! You're making me laugh so hard.
Wasn't he rumored to have been dating Lindsay Hohan? He must like being surrounded by pigs.
24. Posted by playahater101 on March 14, 2006 11:41 AM
#10 "she has enormous breasts, but i get a queezy feeling her armpits smell like overaged cheese"
Gross!! That made me seriously gag.
25. Posted by Swordman on March 14, 2006 11:46 AM
Jared Leto - Another happy participant in This year's Bobbing for Bleach competition. Look at those damn eyes, I expect a bunch of albino mice to start crawling out of them at any instant.
26. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on March 14, 2006 12:09 PM
I'd do both of them. And by do them, I mean roundhouse kick them in the face. Then probably for real "do" them. I'm not sure, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
27. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on March 14, 2006 12:09 PM
I'd do both of them. And by do them, I mean roundhouse kick them in the face. Then probably for real "do" them. I'm not sure, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
28. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on March 14, 2006 12:10 PM
sorry
29. Posted by ESQ on March 14, 2006 12:22 PM
Well at least he did not dress up like a rabbi. We know this one is not a Jew. Oy Vey!
30. Posted by ESQ on March 14, 2006 12:23 PM
Miss Piggy has made a comeback! OR perhaps Jared disguised himself to go out with the fattie, you know taken one home for the team.
31. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 14, 2006 12:52 PM
He was never all that talented.
32. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 14, 2006 01:13 PM
I don't really even know who this guy is or anything that he's been in. Anyone wanna fill me in?
33. Posted by ning_ning on March 14, 2006 01:32 PM
WHo the hell is this guy?
34. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 14, 2006 01:34 PM
Jared Leto. Fraaaaag. A friend of mine's lame-ass sister had a baby and named it Jared after him. That was about ten years ago. Christ, has this guy been around that long?
35. Posted by lomies on March 14, 2006 01:47 PM
I saw 30 Secs in concert and he is SHORT
36. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on March 14, 2006 01:50 PM
C'mon tits, he's been acting like an angsty bitch since '94 in My So Called Life (wah). I totally agree that is far to long.
37. Posted by staticbumblebee on March 14, 2006 01:52 PM
Um, Jared Leto was Colin Farrell's bitch in Alexander.
38. Posted by gogoboots on March 14, 2006 01:57 PM
Jared's next film is the third installment of The Adams Family, guess who he's playin'?!
39. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 14, 2006 02:03 PM
The girl is a hybrid of Britney Spears and Courtney Love.
40. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on March 14, 2006 02:29 PM
Gomez' anal wart?
41. Posted by Maeve97 on March 14, 2006 03:46 PM
Remember when Jared was Jordan Catalano and was so hot and dicked around Angela and couldn't read? And he said smart things like "this day has been one long thing that makes no sense"? I mean, he was so enjoyable. Now...it's sad, really. So sad that he was the guy that was too popular for Angela (Claire Danes) and now Claire Danes wouldn't stoop to dating him.
I might be getting my TV confused with reality again.
42. Posted by gogoboots on March 14, 2006 04:35 PM
Maeve you've just confused reality and TV in the most funniest and enjoyable way possible!
43. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on March 14, 2006 04:40 PM
People frequently put on makeup when going to shows. Generally metal or hardcore. While at punk shows people generally spike their hair. There's nothing worng with it. People have done it for decades.
44. Posted by Bunseedsnobunseeds on March 14, 2006 05:35 PM
STAY PUFF.
45. Posted by Angela on March 14, 2006 07:15 PM
What the hell is WRONG with you people?
To the people who made comments 3, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 30, 36, 39, 44, I hope you all burn in hell.
I don't know what the hell possesses people to be so damn rude and say horrible things about people that they don't know. Say what you want about Jared but leave my friend OUT of it.
I can't even post about a great time me and my friend had without it ending up on a stupid website and find out that they're talking shit about her. You all need to grow up and get a life.
46. Posted by xaputa on March 14, 2006 08:12 PM
Yeah, it sucks doesn't it.
Hoping that #3, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 30, 36, 39, 44 (people that you don't know, but might me fat!) burn in hell is very rude indeed. Even if they are fat.
47. Posted by Tania on March 14, 2006 08:32 PM
Yuck, Jared is really starting to look like Marc Anthony. That is NOT a good thing. But Jared is only doing it for a movie...Marc Anthony is hideous for life!
To #45 Angela: Tell your friend to call 1-800-94-JENNY.
48. Posted by Angela on March 14, 2006 08:56 PM
I'm not talking about anyone's weight here. I'm talking about people's attitudes and the horrible things they say.
When someone insults someone that I care about then they are insulting me. It's immature and stupid.
49. Posted by ButtSnack on March 14, 2006 09:06 PM
Angela you should leave this site if you are so insulted. You keep hangin' around to see what we're saying then you get all offended! Is that really YOU in the picture and that's why you're all bent outta shape? (Outta shape...get it).
We're mean to everyone here, this is THE SUPERFICIAL after all.
50. Posted by Angela on March 14, 2006 09:12 PM
No acutally it's not me, it's a very good friend of mine. I don't ever come to this site... I had only heard about it. Someone from a livejournal community said that they had posted the pic I took and when I came here I saw what people were saying I wasn't pleased.
It's like I already said...this is a celeb gossip site. People are free the say whatever they want about Jared, but they don't need to make fun of my friend.
51. Posted by seaglass on March 14, 2006 09:16 PM
Boohoo, the internet is a public domain. Maybe you should keep your pictures private from now on.
52. Posted by Oh Darling on March 14, 2006 09:21 PM
#5, Billie Joe (in my opinion) is the hottest 34 year old I know. This kid... is hideously ugly. There is NO WAY you can get them cofused. Unless, maybe you're blind maybe...
53. Posted by ButtSnack on March 14, 2006 09:48 PM
I'd hit it.
54. Posted by ButtSnack on March 14, 2006 09:52 PM
#51 is right....They posted the pictures like "Oh aren't we cool?! We're posing with Jared Leto!" Then it's all "Hey, that's MY fat friend you're talking about!! Be nice you buttheads!"
Talk about your alltime backfires.
55. Posted by Itrytobreathe on March 14, 2006 09:57 PM
What a lot of people here don't seem to realize is that Jared Leto is the LEAD SINGER for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. It was his own band's concert.
A whole lot of performers wear make up to give the show an "edge" for whatever reason.
Though, I'm sure the make-up looked a lot better when he was thin and angular faced.
56. Posted by hafaball on March 14, 2006 10:09 PM
"Image removed at request of the owner."
Owner of what? Jared Leto? Is he a Masochist now?
57. Posted by hafaball on March 14, 2006 10:10 PM
"Image removed at request of the owner."
Owner of what? Jared Leto? Is he a Masochist now?
58. Posted by Tetsuo on March 14, 2006 11:43 PM
Angela: "Your friend" (pfft) is fat and foul-looking. As a fat bastard myself, I know fat when I see it, and your friend is fucking bloated. When she goes swimming, whales will try and mount her. I hope she's good at swimming, because aside from that, she's going to be dodging a lot of harpoons.
59. Posted by boobtube on March 15, 2006 01:24 AM
#58 actually make me spit my drink out! well done bwahaha
60. Posted by Binky on March 15, 2006 05:05 AM
Well... I don't think anyone will be posting any pics of themselves with a celebrity for a while. (just a hunch)
61. Posted by Cratylus on March 15, 2006 08:52 AM
"Blaaaaaaaaaarg. I will eat Jared Leto. Where's my party hat?"
62. Posted by angusparvo on March 15, 2006 01:03 PM
Damn, I'm totally bummed that I missed seeing the picture that has traumatized Angela. I feel bad making fun of her fat friend if I haven't actually seen the picture of her fat friend.