March 10, 2006
Tom Cruise less desirable than Saddam Hussein
In a recent poll in Stuff magazine, readers said they'd rather spend the night with Saddam Hussein than with Tom Cruise. They asked their readers who they'd least like to share a camping tent with and Tom Cruise won with 41%. Saddam Hussein came in second with 39%, Pat O’Brien with 15%, and Kathy Griffin last at 5%.
Which makes sense, because I think more people would rather be murdered by an ex-dictator than anally raped by 'that dude from Top Gun.'
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Comments
1. Posted by ChrisM70 on March 10, 2006 03:05 PM
As much as I do NOT desire Tom Cruise, something tells me you have those numbers backward. Kathy Griffin and Pat O'Brien are DEFINITELY worse people to share a tent with.
2. Posted by Sister Morphine on March 10, 2006 03:06 PM
Tom Cruise is a douchebag, but a bigger douchebag than Saddam Hussein? I don't buy that.
3. Posted by Binky on March 10, 2006 03:13 PM
I agree with #1. I find Pat O. pretty scary. Kathy Griffin probably would at least bring a Magic 8 Ball or something to try for a few laughs.
4. Posted by ms.vreeland on March 10, 2006 03:27 PM
logical poll; tom cruise is such a bore...old and twitty
5. Posted by hafaball on March 10, 2006 03:30 PM
I'd probably just end up stabbing myself to death with a swiss army knife because he'd never shut up about Scientology. At least I could hold an interesting conversation with Saddam...like uhh..."So, sucks about your country getting invaded eh? hehe..."
6. Posted by Jayne on March 10, 2006 03:37 PM
Atleast you can strike up a decent conversation with Saddam without him calling you "glib" and "uninformed."
Saddam would probably tell funnier stories too.
7. Posted by frangly on March 10, 2006 03:43 PM
Anally raped by Tom Cruise? Pffft, please. Tom is DEFINITELY a bottom.
8. Posted by tieveasilona on March 10, 2006 03:52 PM
Tom is so not cute. his dick nose says it all.
9. Posted by Tha-Flash on March 10, 2006 03:54 PM
He seems like a nice guy but he's into all that Scientology bullshit.
10. Posted by MortyFishbein on March 10, 2006 04:13 PM
I agree with 7. He's a power bottom. But afterward he would want you to spoon with him. And he'd probably go on and on about how he doesn't really do this kind of thing and that he's really into women generally but every now and then . . . Then he inevitably have to answer that phone call from Katie about how the fishing trip is going.
11. Posted by Spindoc on March 10, 2006 04:28 PM
I partially agree with #10, except instead of "Afterward he would want you to spoon with him" should be changed to "After you were done, he would want 16 of your friends to get in line two at a time and jackhammer him like the little powerbottom whore that he is." Then he'd get up towel off, grab Katie Holmes and make out with her for the cameras.
12. Posted by pickletickle on March 10, 2006 04:35 PM
How could Kathy Griffin be last? I can't think of anything more annoying than her Pee Wee Herman voice coming out of her horse head.
13. Posted by pickletickle on March 10, 2006 04:37 PM
Dick nose, exactly.
14. Posted by CheekyChops on March 10, 2006 06:03 PM
Less chance of Saddam trying to act out one of those Brokeback Mountain scenes.. man or woman.
15. Posted by boredatwurk on March 10, 2006 06:45 PM
I'm with number five.
I am not sure which is worse:
Death by dictator, or death by religious salesman.
16. Posted by Evangelia on March 10, 2006 06:51 PM
saddam's hot. and defintely not a bottom.
17. Posted by jida on March 10, 2006 07:29 PM
he'd look great in a more cowbell t-shirt
18. Posted by Dee on March 10, 2006 10:24 PM
i never got his so called hearthrob status...he's a troll w little rat eyes and rabbit teeth...nasty
19. Posted by mamacita on March 11, 2006 12:09 AM
Both my husband and my sister always make a huge deal out of their belief that he can't possibly be normal because he has 3 front teeth. I'm inclined to believe it.
20. Posted by B-Bomb on March 11, 2006 01:49 AM
saddam is probably great in the sack, considering his years of experience and vast number of concubines.
actually, i made that last part up. i don't know if saddam has concubines. but if i were a middle eastern dictator, i definitely would have at least 100.
so yeah, saddam. i bet he has a wicked sense of humor, too.
21. Posted by B-Bomb on March 11, 2006 01:50 AM
saddam is probably great in the sack, considering his years of experience and vast number of concubines.
actually, i made that last part up. i don't know if saddam has concubines. but if i were a middle eastern dictator, i definitely would have at least 100.
so yeah, saddam. i bet he has a wicked sense of humor, too.
22. Posted by HollyJ on March 11, 2006 03:05 PM
I wonder if Scientology requires Tom to get asshammered in the dark in silence.
23. Posted by jida on March 11, 2006 09:22 PM
Both my grandma and my step-brother always make a huge deal out of their belief that poster #19 can't possibly be normal because it has mush for brains. I'm inclined to believe it.
24. Posted by mamacita on March 11, 2006 10:26 PM
#23
You know, I tried to be nice to you, but apparently that isn't what you're looking for. I'm inclined to believe that you're a piece of shit who's annoyingly predictable, not to mention being damn unpleasant. You're a jerk-off. Now make yourself scarce, you waste of space.
25. Posted by Michael Jackson on March 11, 2006 10:27 PM
You people are just awfull , please leave Tom alone he is one of the nicest guys I know, you are just all jealous of us macho mega stars!!!
26. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 11, 2006 11:30 PM
#23-Why do I get the feeling you have 3 front teeth? Eh? Maybe a little bit?
Why don't you leave Mamacita alone....
27. Posted by mamacita on March 12, 2006 12:24 AM
lysistrata11
I'm thinking more like 3 brain cells, huh? The fucker.
28. Posted by ning_ning on March 12, 2006 01:07 AM
#19 Lol, I couldn't put up with tom he'll probably look at the sky talking about aliens all night..
29. Posted by lovebombing on March 12, 2006 02:09 AM
i can't believe more people aren't discussing about this. it's tom cruise!
no, i wonder if they asked if they would prefer saddam's company after he had been spending an unspecified amount of time in that little hole.
well, i guess the same amount of people still would have chosen "not tom cruise"
30. Posted by gogoboots on March 12, 2006 02:35 AM
The fear of Tom Cruise either jumping up and down on you and tearing your limbs off with his teeth has been now been proven...we can all rest now...
31. Posted by senin on March 12, 2006 10:56 AM
I say we put Tom and Saddam in the tent together and set the bloody thing on fire...
32. Posted by lik on March 12, 2006 09:59 PM
tom is bugs bunny and saddam is that bearded cartoon with the pistols
33. Posted by aimatcha on March 13, 2006 11:06 AM
That man is procreating. I'm afraid. Very...very...afraid.
34. Posted by Julie_Smashing_baby on March 15, 2006 09:49 AM
I just hate this Stupid,Psycho,Gay,Moron-Generator...He's SOOOO f*** CRAZY!!