March 09, 2006
Pete Wentz responds to nude Sidekick pictures
Pete Wentz has responded on his blog to the pictures of him playing with his erection, claiming the pictures were hacked off his Sidekick and not sent via email through a complicated network of friends as I had been lead to believe.
so as some of you obviously know someone hacked into my sidekick and took pictures off of it. this was very upsetting and a total invasion of privacy. i can't explain to you how it feels. whats even more absurd to me is that anyone would care to see a couple of racy pictures of some shitty, dirty boy. after feeling badly about this for about 24 hours, i am now ready to get back to laughing.
its been a tough couple of weeks for me lately. the only good thing about times of adversity is that you realize who your real friends and fans are- and the rest go away- which in my mind is an ok thing. i just wanted to take the time to thank the people who continually stand by my side- a special thanks to absolutepunk.net and mikey way for being amazing.
the moral of the story: if you really dont want pictures of yourself to end up on the internet. dont take the pictures.
now please return to the shittalking at whatever messageboard you are at.
OMG! gaah. i forgot the most important part- how the fuck did santino not win? santino > pete wentz - for sure- thought i could have understood if daniel won, but her? blah.
now you can really go back.
I'd make fun of the guy, but once your shaved penis has circulated the internet and you openly admit to rooting for Santino on Project Runway, there's pretty much nowhere else for me to go. I guess I could make up a story that he enjoys sex with pigs, but even that would probably be less embarrassing.
Thanks to Kimberly for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by Spindoc on March 9, 2006 04:55 PM
Just a thought, why is the guy walking around with pictures of his dick on his sidekick....yeah..SURE you didn't e-mail them out. LEts look at this logically. If you want naked pics on your sidekick for just you to use, why be coy and show partial pics You'd be fully naked. You sent out those ridiculous pics because you knew somebody else was going to look at them, trust me, admit it Pete, that sounds a WHOLE lot better than "I have nude pics of myself that I like to carry around in my sidekick. That sounds about as believeable as Clay Aiken saying he has a great girlfriend in Canada that he likes to sleep with.
2. Posted by Devin on March 9, 2006 05:01 PM
HA... pigs. That's funny.
3. Posted by Sheva on March 9, 2006 05:02 PM
Welcome to permanent loserdom.
4. Posted by Georgia on March 9, 2006 05:06 PM
I don't understand why he was embarassed.
Its tough for a girl if people see pictures of you nude or engaging in sex acts, But guys?
Its not like his penis is small or covered in warts, he really shouldn't be that upset.
5. Posted by SuperSpence on March 9, 2006 05:11 PM
I always figured someone stupid enough to have nude photos of themselves plastered all over the internet would be virtually no verbal or written communications skills whatsoever. It's comforting when a long-held belief is confirmed.
6. Posted by xxthiscityissex on March 9, 2006 05:11 PM
Either way I'll always love Pete. I must admit, I was a bit shocked, since the guy is only like 5'5 and wears a Youth Large in shirts.
I'm glad to see he isn't going to let it get to him, or steal copies of it at newspaper stands like Paris Hilton.
7. Posted by SuperSpence on March 9, 2006 05:17 PM
The guy is only 5'5" tall????? That's A LOT more embarrassing than having nude photos plastered all over the internet! Only 5'5" tall? What a loser.
Shoot yourself in your tiny skull, naked munchkin man!
8. Posted by downshine on March 9, 2006 05:18 PM
santino? gross.
9. Posted by playahater101 on March 9, 2006 05:26 PM
He's got a decent sized dick for being 5'5".
You know he put these out. Or at least e-mailed them out. Unless he likes seeing himself holding and stroking his wanker.
10. Posted by scarlett138 on March 9, 2006 05:28 PM
OMG! gaah, my poor penis! santino!
...is he for real?
11. Posted by bafongu on March 9, 2006 05:28 PM
Yeah, Pete's such a high profile guy and all. Word is it was the Chinese Red Army that hacked into his sidekick from the Sat-Mar 7 satellite. What they were really after were Pete's personal notes on quantum hydro combustion atomic reformulators that he likes to tinker with in his spare time. But all they got were pictures of his dick.....Yeah, that's the ticket...
12. Posted by SuperSpence on March 9, 2006 05:29 PM
If you're 5'5" tall your willie should hit the floor from a standing position. That's the only way any man could still call himself a man if he's 5'5" tall. That's right: Any dude who is 5'5" tall would need a penis 32 to 38 inches long to be considered a man.
13. Posted by Captain Awesome on March 9, 2006 05:41 PM
Dont forget the moz poster in the back.
I remember when bands an their fellow members acted like actual men.
Bring me the vomitting, OD's, cursing, fighting and rape. Mainly rapes with flying V's.
14. Posted by Tania on March 9, 2006 05:49 PM
I think the strangest part is that he refers to himself as a "shitty, dirty boy". Dirty makes sense, but shitty was just a weird word to use.
15. Posted by Captain Awesome on March 9, 2006 05:50 PM
#14 He was talking about his talent in the band.
16. Posted by James Earl Cash on March 9, 2006 05:56 PM
He's so full of it.
Someone hacked his sidekick and only took 5 pictures? Is that all there was?
5 sad, lonely pictures of Pete's p33n.
17. Posted by SoCoDivka on March 9, 2006 05:59 PM
Who the hell is Pete Wentz, anyway?
18. Posted by andrewthezeppo on March 9, 2006 06:02 PM
Chloes is the shit!
19. Posted by xavierout on March 9, 2006 06:25 PM
When you get to a certain very minimal level of fame do you have to take a class in punctuation and capitalization impaired personal webpage rambles about the hard times in your life and how you're over it and just want to keep on keeping on? See also: Durst, Fred and Simpson, Jessica.
I realize that you don't have to be a scientist to be in a band. In fact there's minimal brain power involved, unless you're in one of those arty bands that the gays like. But why do these people invariably use the uplift cadence? Are there really people out there who take solace from this dickweed's tale of woe and triumph. He had pictures of his wang in his Sidekick (whatever that is). That's embarassing in and of itself. Hot pictures of your lady friend? Yeah, that's cool. But why pictures of your own cock? Do you forget what it looks like and you just can't go to the trouble of pulling down your pants and whipping it out?
20. Posted by santinofan on March 9, 2006 06:33 PM
Santino is the shizz! Chloe's collection looked like drapery, and Daniel's was just fugly.
21. Posted by theyareidiots on March 9, 2006 07:26 PM
Chloe had some good stuff, although overall it was a bit too shiny for my taste. Santino did surprise but I agree w/ what Tim Gunn said on his blog. If he won, next season's auditions would look like "Project Freak Show." (his words, not mine, I swear!)
Santino only made it to Fashion Week because he created all the drama on the show and was good television. W/o the Wendy Pepper drama he created, he would have been gone long ago.
Uncle Nick is the shit, man! He was robbed!!!
22. Posted by BoardBetty on March 9, 2006 07:42 PM
My guess is that he was dorking someone's girl and these were pictures he sent to her as a cute "reminder" of their tryst and probably showing her the new grooming techniques she suggested to him. Said pictures were then discovered by cuckholded boyfriend who decided to get revenge. Viola! Naked pictures on the web.
Nuf said.
23. Posted by Evangelia on March 9, 2006 08:37 PM
#21 - yes! i'm glad someone agrees with me about nick. he was the best BY FAR, not to mention the gayest greek ever!
perhaps santino jumped off a building after he lost? one can only hope.
24. Posted by Blonde.w/soul on March 9, 2006 08:55 PM
I'm not a fan of Fall Out Boy and I never looked twice at this dude, until these pics. The image crept into my head when I was at work today and it made me feel warm all over. I am part of the small female minority that finds penises asthetically (and sexually) attractive.
25. Posted by jida on March 9, 2006 09:36 PM
#24 - finding the attraction is normal. And I doubt it is a minority. Yes, you are properly responding.
26. Posted by bella1218 on March 9, 2006 09:42 PM
#24 thank you! said perfectly!
27. Posted by Mr. Fritz on March 9, 2006 10:01 PM
I don't believe this happened by accident. I have never heard of the dude and now only know about him because of this story. Yawn, this is not scandalous anymore. If a celebrity needs publicity, this seems to be the way to go. I don't remember seeing this much dick and tit in the past.
28. Posted by Binky on March 9, 2006 10:33 PM
Thank G he didn't have secret pix of the 'money shot'
I think he handled it quite well (no lol intended..well...ok...maybe a smirk)
I'd never heard of the guy before. He got some free publicity and no herpes. The grrrls seemed to like it. And #11 LOL.
29. Posted by CorpseFX on March 9, 2006 10:39 PM
to be honest, why do you any of you care about this? look at the writer of this story who is some anonymous clown, who wants to try so hard to rip on pete, yet writes for this lame website... then lets take into consideration how youre mad at these kids for making money off of youth culture idiots who waste all their parents money on merchandise thats put out by Def Jam/Atlantic. youd rather be mad at these boardroom made celebrities than a music/celebrity industry that creates this garbage for you to bicker/theorize about on the internet... until the next imagery/landfill/thrift store stuff comes off the conveyour belt. pete wentz wins no matter what happens cause hes laughing all the way to the bank and already was before he got in this band.
30. Posted by gogoboots on March 9, 2006 11:28 PM
His dick was really scary, I'm still training to erase it those images from my mind.
31. Posted by reefgirl on March 9, 2006 11:40 PM
Ball Out Boy...
32. Posted by gogoboots on March 9, 2006 11:40 PM
Wait, who's this guy again?!
33. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 10, 2006 07:00 AM
Sugar he's going down...on whoever's in the next stall.
34. Posted by mamacita on March 10, 2006 08:20 AM
#29 I'm afraid I'm going to have to intervene here and tell you that your comment was entirely too deep for this thread. Perhaps you'd fit in better on the Madonna Scolds America thread. Over here, we're just talking about how ugly dicks are or how attractive dicks are or how large his dick is or how small his dick is, etc, etc, etc. I'm pretty sure that any commentary involving Corporate America is unwarranted.
35. Posted by DevastatorX on March 10, 2006 08:37 AM
Yeah, i'm sure people in the world have nothing better to do that break into this guys sidekick.
Wasting thought over this guy is right up there with doing my dishes. What a loser.
36. Posted by NaughtyBits74 on March 10, 2006 09:39 AM
Yeah, exactly. Who is he? I think this stunt was just another one of those celebrity stunts to get some recognition...you know, have sex with your mate, film it, then accidentally leak it to the internet, then play the "woe is me" card. Sad. And for him to have that long ass apology? Nahhh, something's up with this dude...Maybe he realizes that his pics of his dick look really bad afterall and that everyone is making fun of it's curvature and downright horridness? LOL.
37. Posted by raggatt on March 10, 2006 11:24 AM
I have no idea who this Pete guy is & totally don't care. But I LOVE Santino!!! He was robbed!!! And "freak show"??? WTF??? I thought it was about fashion design, not most conventional, malleable, boring, "safe" personality! What a load of crap...I used to like Tim Gunn, now I think he sucks.
38. Posted by pixelbasic on March 10, 2006 12:55 PM
Don't do drugs kids...they make you dumb...like 'take pictures of your dick and watch Project Runway' dumb.
39. Posted by clitcommander on March 10, 2006 01:03 PM
I didn't see what was wrong with his dick. It looked just fine to me.
But if he is only 5'5" - he is way to short for me as I am 5'2".
Now~
I'm not a crazy-picky bitch, but I do have to draw the line somewhere:
A) When you are short enough for me to bitch slap you without having to jump in the air to do it...we just cannot hook up.
B) When I have to kick my friends asses' because they made fun of you for smashing your guitar on SNL. Why should I have to defend your retardation because you thought it was still fucking 'cool' to do that type of bullshit?!?
(Wooohoo...watch me smash my guitar! I am such a ROCK GOD!)
And..
C) When we have to fight over the TV remote because you want to watch Project Runway and I want to watch something with a fucking point to it.....Which will only lead us back to my first example, A.
Besides, my PPO only covers so many visits to my shrink- and slapping you so much would eventually cause my hand to cramp up.
40. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 10, 2006 08:56 PM
Who THE HELL is this douche?
41. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 12, 2006 02:01 PM
#29 Yeah Pete is rich and therefore he wins. But he's also a fucking midget and no amount of money is gonna change that. So technically I win (6'1).
42. Posted by '50s parking on March 12, 2006 02:37 PM
well he is now officially a fall, out of his pants, boy.
43. Posted by Prima311 on March 15, 2006 02:51 PM
I don't care how tall he is OR how these pics got out. I'm just glad they did! He's hot and I'd totally do him.
44. Posted by IloveSeanMackin on March 22, 2006 05:21 AM
his tatt is fucking hot! and so is he. he could stick his penis in me anyday! do me pete!
45. Posted by down_4_anything on March 25, 2006 11:53 AM
I really dont know what the fuck ya'll are talking about this boy is goregeous!! And from my point of view yea hes short, but damn for his height he is far from small!!! You can obviously tell who the virgins are because his penis is NORMAL!!!
46. Posted by sonni on March 26, 2006 11:56 PM
i'm crying with laughter
47. Posted by MxPxfan on March 28, 2006 12:20 AM
Wow.
Um.
Who cares?!?!?!
Pete Wentz is an awesome musician and thats all that matters. Who gives a rats ass why he had those photos on his sidekick. People take pictures that they don't want other people to see...GET OVER IT! You have to realize that these people you write about are human beings. Not some kind of wild animal. I think you all need to get over yourselves and maybe take a freakin break from the internet. The only reason I joined this dumb board was to write this. So now that I'm done. Go ahead. BAN ME!
~B
48. Posted by Boricua13itch on March 28, 2006 10:53 PM
I have one word for you all ! Letitgo ! It's not like any of you aren't weird ! You've probably done something more stupid then what he did ! Anyways ! He's really cute ! You people are just trippin !
MUAHZ*
49. Posted by ExTrA hOtT mRs. PeTe WeNtZ on March 31, 2006 05:00 PM
pete is hott even if he shows off his dick!!!!! i <3 him!!!! everyone knos he sent it to an exfriends ex girlfriend whom he liked!!!! duh!!then it got hacked from some freeks!!!
50. Posted by its ok ... other people love me on April 3, 2006 03:27 PM
OMG PETE IS NOT A LOSER he is amazingly sexyyy and even if he says stupid things hes being himself, at least hes not some stuck up jerk who never says what he thinks... have you ever been to a concert he is what makes those things funn
51. Posted by Mrs. Wentz on April 6, 2006 04:16 PM
i totally believe pete. he was probally drunk or somin. just ppl do stupid shit. idk why when your famous it makes is a billion times worse. if some jo shmo did it no one would care so leave pete alone.
ps: pete i luv u and i luv fob my fave band and i luv the music video for a little less sixteen candles a little more touch me. pete and fangs is totally sexy!!
52. Posted by jessie on April 10, 2006 10:05 PM
okay.... first off ya'll are so stupid. if you think he's lying then dont listen to what he has to say and dont waste your time writing what you think. nobody who loves/likes fallout boy cares. so get over yourself... nobody wants to hear your crap. im in love with fallout boy so to me it doesnt matter. like when i heard about it i admit i was shocked.but i was like whatever its not about that, that makes me love fallout boy i love fallout boy becuase of their music, and that they can connect with their fans such as me. at the end of the day you can love or hate fallout boy becuase you love or hate them not because of what they do outside of their career its about how their music makes you feel. and how they connect .if you personaly know them then yea judge them on that but if you dont really know them then you have no right to judge them.
I LOVE FALLOUT BOY!and i dont care what you have to say if you think he's full of crap.
-jessie
53. Posted by MooNsScareMe123 on April 17, 2006 02:29 PM
whats with some people trash talking him...just because of one little thing...okay okay...i know someone posted some pics. of him on the net. but that doesnt mean that some of perhaps his own fans turn against him...i mean if you never even liked the band or whatever then why are you reading stuff about them in the 1st place or like why do you even care...anyone trash talking him needs to be quite because like how would you feel if someone posted some pics. of you on the net. and then everyone trash talking you...i mean at least after a wile he was able to laugh at himself...i feel bad for what he had to go through...
54. Posted by maddy on April 17, 2006 09:52 PM
goddd.. everyone that is talking shit about petes pics are soo freaking shitty. its a freaking penis! pete has gone through soo much shit about this. people need to leave him alone about this. pete is HOT and he knows it.. some little picture is ganna mess up his life. U CAN GET THROUGH IT PETE!!! dont worry about it!!!
p.s! omfgg i love fall out boyy so much.. PETE OMFG u are amazingg.. u are seriously all i think about.. u are soo fabulous! i love u soo much! pete is my role model for life.. no matter wat!
<3 maddy <3
55. Posted by maddy on April 17, 2006 09:55 PM
jessie<< i totally agree with that chick!! stop giving him crap!!! and who ever doesnt beleive him needs to fucking grow up!
<3 maddy <3
56. Posted by kathy on April 18, 2006 08:03 AM
woah. i would be so embarassed if that happened to me. tho, i cant say that i know how u feel cuz im not sick and peverted like that...not saying pete is cuz he is totally the love of my life(!<333!)
<3 luv ya, petey
-kathy
57. Posted by kathy on April 18, 2006 08:15 AM
maddy>>i agree w/ u when u said u agree w/ jessie cuz i agree w/ her too. lol..if that made any sense to u. so maybe pete messed up a little but no one should be talking crap about him becuz its not like they're perfect either. if pete was talking shit about them im sure they wouldnt like it so they should keep their mouths shut. and plus..if ANYONE ever says something bad about my future man..i will hunt u down and hurt u. and thats not a threat..thats a promis. (ok, so maybe i went a little over board on that one, but u get the point :-P )
pete: ur still hott and still breathing so in my opinon..u have nothing to worry about. o yeah, and did u ever consider the fact that maybe that lucky girl as i refer to her that u had a little "fun" with posted the pix on the web? just a thought.
<3333 i will always love u, pete. :-D
58. Posted by I'll Bleed For You on April 18, 2006 08:11 PM
I find the comments more interesting then the artical itself. A lot of the things that are said are entertaining and a tad ridiculous, but I guess what ever gets people off, even if its arguing over how someone should feel about something. Either way I guess Pete's a lucky guy if half these people on here want to marry him. It's like a rose in a concrete jungle, scarse but when found may just be one in a million. I doubt that rose will be found here.
59. Posted by Ncola14 on May 4, 2006 07:49 PM
I think its pretty cool of u to post a response to this... Most artists really dont give a damn about what happens but its sweet that u have enough esteem to stand up for urself...
It's wrong for people to put pics like tht up just cuz chicks and probably some guys obsess over u ... I dont get it just cuz they read about u in magazines and stuff they fall in love with u?? sorta pathetic... no offense u r pretty hot! lol and u must be decent to really stand up for urself like this!
By the way i saw u guys at Auburn Palace..that concert fricken rocked..loved the fire haha
~>nicole
60. Posted by MEGO on May 6, 2006 06:59 PM
OMG!!! I know Santino is like 150% more creative that Chloe, and she already had her own busimess how dumb is that.
61. Posted by DieInAFire on May 7, 2006 11:22 PM
First of all,
Petey told all of us at FOB's shitty concert to go find his nudes online. If he is so "upset" about it, why tell 12 and 13 year olds to look them up.
Second of all,
You dont take nude pictures if you dont want someone to see them. He sent them to someone, they got on the internet. Shit happens. After the PARIS HILTON scandal, you would assume people would learn.
Third of all,
If you do intend to take nude pictures and send them.. Make sure u look good. No offense hairy boy, but shave your body, because thats just disgusting.
Think Before You Act
62. Posted by DieInAFire on May 7, 2006 11:22 PM
First of all,
Petey told all of us at FOB's shitty concert to go find his nudes online. If he is so "upset" about it, why tell 12 and 13 year olds to look them up.
Second of all,
You dont take nude pictures if you dont want someone to see them. He sent them to someone, they got on the internet. Shit happens. After the PARIS HILTON scandal, you would assume people would learn.
Third of all,
If you do intend to take nude pictures and send them.. Make sure u look good. No offense hairy boy, but shave your body, because thats just disgusting.
Think Before You Act