March 09, 2006
Christina Aguilera gets plastered

Christina Aguilera left a friend's birthday party in South Kensington the other night, drunk and stumbling around. I wish there was more to say about this, but all she's doing is walking around. She should've taken more initiative like Tara Reid and tried to drive herself home, maybe running over a few pedestrians in the process and giving me something to work with.
More inebriation after the jump.

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Comments
1. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 9, 2006 03:17 PM
Wow I never realized how pretty she was. She's what you would call a "classic beauty", elegant and refined.
2. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 9, 2006 03:19 PM
Nice tits, too.
3. Posted by fearsarewishes on March 9, 2006 03:22 PM
Nice drunk tits.
4. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 9, 2006 03:27 PM
mmmmmmm slutty and drunk. Reminds me of my ex-wife.
5. Posted by CheekyChops on March 9, 2006 03:28 PM
Did she just get her breasts reloaded? They look HUGE!
6. Posted by Topaz Vamp on March 9, 2006 03:30 PM
She's in London - of course she's drunk.
7. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 9, 2006 03:30 PM
At least she has a male companion to walk her home........
8. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 9, 2006 03:31 PM
This story is about as original as 'Lindsay Lohan does Coke' or 'Tara Reid gets drunk'
9. Posted by Lizardqueen on March 9, 2006 03:32 PM
What an ugly rack.
10. Posted by Binky on March 9, 2006 03:35 PM
She seems to have a quite few male companions, and one guy doing 'Walks Likes an Egyptian" (At least she got rid of a few piercings.)
11. Posted by Leyna on March 9, 2006 03:38 PM
it's just the shirt she's wearing that makes her boobs look extra big
12. Posted by Saucie on March 9, 2006 03:38 PM
The poor girl needs those beer goggles to sleep with her ugly husband. Give her a break!
13. Posted by j.lu on March 9, 2006 03:39 PM
...plastered, grabbing her crotch, with a shit eatin' grin on her face. Mmmm, classy.
14. Posted by suzy on March 9, 2006 03:40 PM
one of those companions is her husband! he's the one with the scruffy beard, in the black blazer-- so i guess he likes her wasted
15. Posted by The Devil on March 9, 2006 03:41 PM
Drunk and happy - a good combination for her husband.
16. Posted by bella1218 on March 9, 2006 03:41 PM
the male companion is her husband...she has become more attractive though. that or britney has lowered the standards.
17. Posted by amma on March 9, 2006 03:46 PM
Awww, you know, she's so pretty and can *really* sing. So she gets drunk while out with her husband once in a while...so what?
*But*...what is the deal with her grabbing her crotch in the last two pics???
18. Posted by Captain Awesome on March 9, 2006 03:52 PM
Look at those beautiful, pickled tatties.
Unleash those beasts.
19. Posted by night on March 9, 2006 03:55 PM
Well, she had breast implants when she was a little heavier. Now that she has lost weight and her boobs have remained the same size, they look huge on her.
20. Posted by SuperSpence on March 9, 2006 04:04 PM
She's pretty? She wears more makeup than the Joker? This has got to be like having sex with a younger Tammy Faye. Yeah, I'd hit it, but I'd probably have to squint the whole time.
21. Posted by MeganHarris on March 9, 2006 04:05 PM
They have nothing better to do....
22. Posted by mamacita on March 9, 2006 04:05 PM
Ooooooo-wow, a totally legal consenting adult getting drunk with her husband. How scandalous. To top it off, she even looks super cute in all the pictures! She is looking awesome these days. Not much of a story there, although, I suspect that the reason she has her hand on her naughty spot is that she probably has to pee.
23. Posted by xaputa on March 9, 2006 04:23 PM
Hehe she still looks better then a sobber dressed-up Briney
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/02/bspears-grammy-nipple1.jpg
and that makes me smile
24. Posted by nbk on March 9, 2006 04:31 PM
Am I the only one thinking she is going bald in that first pic? That's a lot of scalp!
25. Posted by Lala on March 9, 2006 04:34 PM
Alex, I'll take F%$#@^-up Celebrity Lookalikes for $500:
Who is Bette Davis from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
26. Posted by Craig & "em" on March 9, 2006 04:35 PM
This is totally unexceptable. You've got her boyfriend (or whatever) being all protective, her bodyguards covering her sensitive eyes from the camera and no boobies poppin out. This isn't the way young celebrities conduct themselves when they're drunk. If everyone would just follow the Tara Lohan Hilton Book of Conduct...this would be sooooo much a better world!
27. Posted by Cuore56 on March 9, 2006 04:36 PM
Hatchetface from the movie "Cry Baby" looks AWESOME
28. Posted by Jayne on March 9, 2006 05:02 PM
one of the most ugliest couples EVER.
But if she finds happiness with her husband without resorting to getting knocked up, I wish her well.
29. Posted by Sheva on March 9, 2006 05:06 PM
Nice drunk fake titties. Man I sure like my titties drunk.
Then they move around a lot. Then I get dizzy. Then I fall in face first and get a concusion.
I hate when that happens. Damn you drunken fake titties to hell. Damn you all.
30. Posted by ribbit25 on March 9, 2006 05:25 PM
Her husband must be so proud....he probably took her home and banged her six ways til Sunday....
31. Posted by miadm2002 on March 9, 2006 05:27 PM
At least she had the sense not to drink and drive.
32. Posted by andrewthezeppo on March 9, 2006 05:57 PM
Wow, she's prettier drunk and falling down than Britney was styled up for the Grammy's.
33. Posted by tess on March 9, 2006 06:52 PM
Maybe she finally realized that she married a fugly midget. So now she's trying to forget about the mess she got into (terrible looking future kids...) by getting drunk.
34. Posted by becca11 on March 9, 2006 07:28 PM
i think shes a bow legged rat faced runt
35. Posted by Dee on March 9, 2006 09:07 PM
what a mess.....damn wish i was there...mustve been fun
36. Posted by QOTD on March 9, 2006 09:17 PM
She's gotta be drunk to lay down with, whatever the hell his name is! Shit he looks like he fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down. God that's just uuuuuuuuugly!!!
37. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on March 9, 2006 10:20 PM
17 - Um, see the Paris Hilton story above, perhaps?
38. Posted by gogoboots on March 9, 2006 11:34 PM
Oh how cute she's smiling at the camera in the last ones...ohhhhh, ahhhh lookit the pretty lights! Hey, we don't see many drunk pics of her anywhere, I forgot she did that shit too. Wow, so many celeb drunk pics, this is great!
39. Posted by Jacq on March 9, 2006 11:42 PM
WTF is up with that bald spot, Xtina? What hair she does have looks nasty.
40. Posted by hafaball on March 9, 2006 11:50 PM
Oh come on, she's actually the prettiest of all these "stars." As it's said so often on these posts...I'd hit it. :D
41. Posted by lolpop on March 10, 2006 01:04 AM
#1- Yes, you must be on crack. A classic beauty? She looks like a transvestite and always has.
42. Posted by jemfysh on March 10, 2006 01:06 AM
Yeah, I'd say this will go a long way to boosting your new "sophisticated image", Christina...
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/148252004.htm
...women in the 1940s were always rolling out of clubs in the wee hours and falling down drunk in the streets...
43. Posted by abazaba3 on March 10, 2006 01:53 AM
hafaball, andrewthezeppo, mamacita, amma, and anybdy else that thinks Xtina is attractive should have their dicks and balls cut off. She's the nastiest, dirtiest, filtiest, most VD infected whore in the entertainment industry. You people are idiots.
44. Posted by RP on March 10, 2006 02:49 AM
#43--that means that paris should self destruct any second now
45. Posted by ning_ning on March 10, 2006 03:41 AM
She got up one morning and look at her husband, and was like look how ugly, and I was happy....and that's when the drinking got started..
46. Posted by Sassy on March 10, 2006 07:25 AM
Too much surgery.
She's starting to look like Alicia Douvall. http://dep.com.vn/gallery/albums/dep_series81/Tr64-6150.jpg
Tragic. Minger.
47. Posted by mamacita on March 10, 2006 08:28 AM
#43 Um, actually I don't have any dicks OR balls, so your comment falls sadly flat. I guess that makes you the idiot.
48. Posted by Mr. Fritz on March 10, 2006 09:17 AM
Numbers 20 and 27, LMAO with your comments. As the saying goes, "You can't polish a turd". I have never thought she was attractive. Yes, she has a good voice, but she looks like a tranny.
49. Posted by Swordman on March 10, 2006 09:21 AM
Hmmm, i would give Christina a pass on this. Look at the visogoth monkey boy she married. She has to get trashed just to consumate her marriage vows. She should wise up though. She married an agent for christ's sake. In Hollywood their is a rule, don't marry an agent - they will screw you whether they marry you or not
50. Posted by NaughtyBits74 on March 10, 2006 09:41 AM
I agree with Swordman. I think she realizes "what" she married. LOL. Visogoth? LOL.
51. Posted by sanantonio on March 10, 2006 10:11 AM
Her husband isn't that ugly at least he isn't no k-fed. He looks like he truely loves her, if it were britney drunk, k-fed would probably would take care of brtiney like this. He probably just take her to the car & leave her there to sleep and go back in and party.
52. Posted by Swordman on March 10, 2006 11:41 AM
Christina and Britney, drop the zeroes and get with a hero
53. Posted by Jacq on March 10, 2006 11:46 AM
Hey, that's probably been each and every one of us on at least one occassion. Yes, she looks tranny, the Sharpie eyebrows and Gewn Stefani lipstick don't work for her; on the other hand, she's been this famous for so long and these are the first pics that I've heard of of this nature. That's not too shabby, better than Ashlee, Anna Nicole, Courtney Love (I guess you can tell where I'm going with this). As much as we are haters around here, I think that she seems happy with him - maybe it's my cough syrup talking, but I can't fault her for that.
P.S. Still, what's up with the BALD SPOT?
54. Posted by hermanita on March 10, 2006 12:20 PM
She is very pretty. I hate the hair, but she's still a beauty. And I can't blame her either, if I had her housband I'd be drunk and passed out every single night.
55. Posted by Tom Pierce on March 10, 2006 05:00 PM
She's full-on hot. You guys would cream yourselves if a chick one-tenth as hot paid any attention to you. Stop whining.
56. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 10, 2006 09:04 PM
She look hideous and witch-like in every picture. And I see she still doesn't have a clue on how to dress. Platinum blonee works on Gwen, NOT on Christina.
Yeah, where's her husband? Did he dump her ALREADY?
She got the worse genes from her parents, the trashy Irish genes and the ugly Ecuadorian genes, not to mention the tacky blue-jeans. (just said that cuz it sounded kinda cool)
57. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 10, 2006 09:05 PM
Oh, THERE's the husband. And her boobs look have their own time zone.
58. Posted by nichole on March 11, 2006 12:14 AM
Remember, long ago, when we were all six years younger and she actually cared about her appearence? No? Here's a reminder.
http://connection.christina-aguilera.net/photos/amigo00_03.jpg
Better hair. Natural boobs. She can sing "Beautiful" as many times she wants, but the only person she's convincing is herself... maybe her husband, too.
If she were less of a skank and a lot more likable instead, she'd be a mega star because she actually has some singing talent.
59. Posted by Nicole on March 11, 2006 07:47 PM
I think she's doing pretty well for herself. I don't see what's so wrong with her.
60. Posted by cheetaqueen on March 11, 2006 09:20 PM
I liked her look better with her self titled cd. she looked more natural and less overmanaged looking. Overdoing yourself is bad cuase it takes a long time to redo it in the morning. Not everyone has hours to get ready like she does.
She needs to lighten her load of makeup!