March 08, 2006
Paris Hilton banned from party
Paris Hilton was banned from Vanity Fair's Oscar party on Sunday night, after being blacklisted by the magazine's editor. The host reduced the party's guest list to only 500, which meant the praying mantis wasn't invited. When asked why Paris wasn't in attendance, Carter said: "Paris who? She will never attend one of the parties I host."
With all the poverty and anger in the world it's hard to imagine any real good ever happening. But then the 1980 USA hockey team wins gold, Alessandra Ambrosio is born, and now Paris Hilton is banned for life from an A-list party. These are the things dreams are made of, my friend.
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Comments
1. Posted by MeganHarris on March 8, 2006 03:06 PM
She'll get in next year. Hollywood has a very short memory. They'll share a bump of coke before the party and everything will be forgotten.
2. Posted by asmith on March 8, 2006 03:08 PM
My heart bleads for her. Really. It does. No, really...
3. Posted by asmith on March 8, 2006 03:08 PM
sorry, that should be *bleeds*
4. Posted by gogoboots on March 8, 2006 03:20 PM
There is justice in the world. I think I dreamt that I kicked her out of my Hollywood party, and look, it actually happens. That's pretty fair, she's barely famous as it is.
5. Posted by Raquel on March 8, 2006 03:30 PM
Gee, I feel soooo sorry for little Miss Hilton! Maybe I should send her a condolence card and express my deepest sympathy for her utterly devastating situation...
Then again, maybe not.
6. Posted by ESQ on March 8, 2006 04:00 PM
Perhaps Pee-pee and her date Steve-O were banned for the following reasons:
1) peeing in public
2) exposing themselves
3) for being the douchebags that they are
7. Posted by quibbles_quaint on March 8, 2006 04:12 PM
if he hates her so much, why did he put her on the cover of his magazine?
8. Posted by happy_bunny on March 8, 2006 04:18 PM
From the source (SFGate.com):
"However, Hilton's former friend Nicole Richie was allowed in and partied with another of the heiress' rivals Mischa Barton."
PWN3D!!!1!
bitch got skooled
9. Posted by Leyna on March 8, 2006 04:19 PM
it's about time that someone put some restraint on her
10. Posted by Maeve97 on March 8, 2006 04:23 PM
#7- I'm with you, why would she be banned from a Vanity Fair party, she was on the cover like 3 or 4 months ago.
11. Posted by cibby on March 8, 2006 04:24 PM
ahhh, so good...
it's so good once it hits your lips!
12. Posted by Jacq on March 8, 2006 04:26 PM
If only we could black-list her from living...
13. Posted by Vegas Vixen on March 8, 2006 04:26 PM
*Gee, I bet Paris is just heart broken about this, and won't be able to sleep for weeks.
*that's sarcasm, btw*
14. Posted by Captain Awesome on March 8, 2006 04:27 PM
Praying mantis indeed.
15. Posted by asenath7766 on March 8, 2006 04:34 PM
That's what she gets for wearing an ugly dress like this (as pictured at Elton John's party):
http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/photos/photo.html;_ylt=AgQcYpyv9Ab_73zPB2eCd4V1VLcF?gid=52&pos=32
16. Posted by happy_bunny on March 8, 2006 04:40 PM
#15 - OMG, did Pam Anderson honestly wear that to an Oscar-associated charity benefit? Put some clothes on!
Hilton's dress is - um - intersting. How many peacocks had to die for her to look that ridiculous? And how does her buddy (PETA) Pam there feel about it?
17. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 8, 2006 04:50 PM
Pam's retarded. Her line of PETA "cruelty free" makeup was made of animal by-products, and had to be recalled.
18. Posted by ButtSnack on March 8, 2006 04:56 PM
I wish they would have just told her the truth: "We're sorry Miss Hilton but some of the other guests were complaining of the tuna smell so we have to ask you and your giant twat to leave."
19. Posted by playahater101 on March 8, 2006 04:58 PM
Maybe this is the beginning of the end of Paris Hilton.
20. Posted by Jayne on March 8, 2006 05:01 PM
I'm sure Redford is jealous; he'll try to find a way to ban her from the Sundance Festival next year.
21. Posted by playahater101 on March 8, 2006 05:02 PM
It's nice to see PETA's #1 spokesperson snuggling up to PETA's #1 worst celeb. Way to be a hypocrit, Pam. Both their dresses are horrible.
22. Posted by Kimmie on March 8, 2006 06:01 PM
Paris is a skank. What has she ever done besides being born with money. I like her sister though. Nikki has a bunch more class and is pretty.
23. Posted by sophiecatrupertjerk on March 8, 2006 06:27 PM
Praying mantis indeed. Good one!!! When will Paris just go away. BTW - what the hell happened to Pam Anderson's lips? Too much collagen injected??? She looks ridiculous. Did she swallow Angelina Jolie's lips? I guess she fits right in there with all of the other Hollywood idiots.
24. Posted by sophiecatrupertjerk on March 8, 2006 06:27 PM
Praying mantis indeed. Good one!!! When will Paris just go away. BTW - what the hell happened to Pam Anderson's lips? Too much collagen injected??? She looks ridiculous. Did she swallow Angelina Jolie's lips? I guess she fits right in there with all of the other Hollywood idiots.
25. Posted by eatyourfeedback on March 8, 2006 06:31 PM
Now if only she would be banned by the media...
26. Posted by Bellisima on March 8, 2006 06:35 PM
#15- Pam Anderson looks like a tranny with 2 bald midgets stuffed into her top. Paris Hilton just can't find anyone else to hang with and trannies like Pam are skank hounds so...right place right time.
27. Posted by LoneWolf on March 8, 2006 06:51 PM
I know this guy who had sex with Paris (who doesn't, right?). Anyway, a few days later his unit turns black so he goes to see his doctor, who tells him it's going to have to be amputated. He's like, f*ck that, and gets a second opinion. The second doctor says, don't worry, it doesn't need to be amputated. The guy's like, thank God, and the doctor says, no need to amputate, it's going to fall off anyway!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week. Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress.
28. Posted by IncognitoJoe on March 8, 2006 07:28 PM
Who is Paris Hilton?
29. Posted by IncognitoJoe on March 8, 2006 07:28 PM
Paris Hilton?
Who is that?
30. Posted by hafaball on March 8, 2006 07:55 PM
Do you believe in Miracles? Yes!
That's pretty cool, though, if she's rejected from every party, whole be the blonde-half-naked drunken retard stumbling over tables? These only come 29 a year...and there can be only one!
31. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 8, 2006 08:26 PM
Paris snubbed? That's hot.
32. Posted by nichole on March 8, 2006 08:59 PM
I'm all for Paris Hilton being banned from important events (one's she deems important), but it seems pretty rude to exclude someone who did an interview and a cover with you.
I wonder if she said or did something specific during the shoot or interview that got him pissed off? Hm.
33. Posted by ning_ning on March 8, 2006 10:34 PM
Notice how the slut coke whore changed her pose. She needed to be banned, all she would have don't is started some shit as usual.
34. Posted by Nadine on March 9, 2006 12:27 AM
haha awesome
35. Posted by CocoNutz on March 9, 2006 01:02 AM
I found this on Gawker earlier... It explains a little better! Graydon Carter (Editor of VF) was being interviewed by Jon Stewart)
Carter said Hilton wouldn’t be coming to the Vanity Fair Oscar party at Morton’s, even after she appeared on the magazine’s October 2005 cover. “The only Hilton we’ll allow in is Conrad Hilton, in an urn,” he said on [HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher], adding, “I think the 15 minutes of fame is almost an exaggeration for this generation because there’s nothing to support whatever — there’s no quality behind what they do.”
36. Posted by Sheva on March 9, 2006 01:05 AM
It's wrong. Banning Taradise, that's just a preventive measure. But stanky Paris. That's just wrong. There was plenty of guys looking for a quickie.
Now we can only hope a doorman got some justice.
37. Posted by CheekyChops on March 9, 2006 03:05 AM
Things are finally looking up.
38. Posted by edenza on March 9, 2006 11:14 AM
He said on "Real Time" last week that if she showed up, he'd have her turned away. He said that being a celebrity used to have a certain cache but that people like PH have diminshed that.
39. Posted by Nimuë LaMer on March 9, 2006 12:35 PM
Maybe it's because he saw that pic of her on The Superficial with her underwear ON!
If she ain't gonna flash her coochie anymore, what's the point of letting her in?
I think the real reason she was banned was because he didn't want that nasty thang overpowering the smell of his expensive Cambazola and Asiago cheeses.
40. Posted by senin on March 9, 2006 02:34 PM
She's blacklisted from my parties, as well.
41. Posted by Spindoc on March 9, 2006 03:01 PM
Maybe She and Tara Reid can hit the Tina Yothers/Glenn Scarpelli Party over at the Airport Ramada Inn.
42. Posted by Tink on March 9, 2006 03:05 PM
She was on the cover of Vanity Fair in October or sometime in the fall... anyone know why she is banned now?
(tho i find it amusing that she was, i don't care for the dumb sluts)
43. Posted by LOOKWHATICANDO on March 9, 2006 04:06 PM
Thank God, someone is finally taking a stand, Let PRAY it catches on. If I never see or hear about this rich nobody again it will be way to soon.
44. Posted by LOOKWHATICANDO on March 9, 2006 04:09 PM
Jacq, If only we could, I don't think that is too much to ask for,, Really I dont
45. Posted by LOOKWHATICANDO on March 9, 2006 04:17 PM
#31,, And thats funny,, haaa
46. Posted by Charles. on March 12, 2006 12:23 AM
Oh, now if only we could have a law enacted to ban anyone from photographing her or giving her attention. Maybe she'd shrivel up and kill herself.
47. Posted by candy on March 17, 2006 05:31 AM
Haha. Paris is a worthless slag.