March 08, 2006

Madonna scolds America

madonna_scolds_america.jpgMadonna has accused American citizens of being afraid of electing a female as president of the United States. She believes Americans are frightened by the concept. She explains: "In Europe and Asia and elsewhere, women have ruled over millions; it's not an abstract or frightening or out-of-the-box concept. But in America, men are still afraid of women. And women, I don't think, trust women. I find that amazing."

Well thank god we have Madonna to enlighten us on these things. Look, having a woman president is a very cute idea, kinda like having a monkey play the harmonica. I'm actually all for a woman President. Hell, I'd even vote for Madonna as President. More specifially, as President of beer-fetching. Or maybe Vice-President of pregnancy. Or Secretary of silence. Now wait, before you twist your Xena costume in a fit of rage, know that I'm just kidding - she's no longer qualified to be VP of pregnancy.

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She looks so intimidating in the picture. I was just thinking about the whole woman president thing last night. Madonna would make one scary ass president! I'm still wondering how the whole Lourdes asking Madonna if she's gay thing got out...the maid must be leaking it to the tabloids.

I would totally vote for Man-donna in 2012 -- by that time her full transformation into male homosexual, complete with skinny muscles, Adam's apple, pecs and "manjaw", will be complete.

she needs to shut the fuck up and stop pretending that shes not an american. or an idiot whose opinion is only allowed in print because she is the oldest living american whore.

#1 don't be naive...

No one cares about Madonna anymore except Madonna. Since it was a question between parent and child you can be pretty sure that Madonna leaked it herself. I am sure she wants to see herself in the papers again since it has been so long...

#3 also, the bitch doesn't even LIVE in America. She lives in Britain, has taken up a British accent, and pretends at commentary about "what America needs".

Hopefully, the infamous Brittany kiss was teh kiss of death for them both.

Madonna...yawn.
The British accent is funny, but otherwise she's past her expiration. Let's move on people.

She did play EVITA. I guess that totally makes her qualified to analyze American politics. And Shanghai Surprise was a great movie.

Madge should stick to what she knows best: putting her bag of bones in a leotard and strutting around like an old whore lounge singer.

Celebrities have every right to espouse just like anyone else, but when does Madonna live in any conceivable version of reality?
Just because many women don’t like her doesn’t mean that females can’t support one another for serious political office.

Now, if the entire population of the planet were Euro-trash homosexual clubbers, then sure – Madonna would make fine Emperor – eh – I mean President.

she looks as scary as hell

What's with the picture of Michael Jackson?

Does anyone remember how this broad showed her intelligence when she came out with the "Justify My Love" video, which broke just about every statute that the FCC had at the time?
Now we need her showing her wisdom again? She only does it for ratings. Just STFU!!

well...shes right. and anyway, what makes her any less qualified to comment on american politics than our raging idiot of a president. and what do you mean you are wondering how the lourdes/gay thing got out, it was an interview with madonna in OUT magazine. seriously, know what you are talking about before you write it down on the internet

Madonna's career is over. O-v-e-r. She needs to accept it.

Man, Fuck Madonna. She looks like a dude...

Madonna is in her mid-forties and is therefore right on schedule to suddenly develop a social conscience and start lecturing the American public to become more supportive of female politicians. Guess she's hoping for an invite to an upcoming exclusive event from Hillary (and I don't mean Duff)!

Is it just me or does she look like Michael Jackson in that picture?

Wait... Madonna's still alive?

#12

Thank you! Seriously...Madonna (one of the most successful American women in history - with a genius-level IQ) says that she thinks that Americans are scared to have a woman president, and people start making comments like, "Madonna is ugly and old." "Madonna looks like a man." "Madonna is a dumb whore." "Madonna's career is over."

No one even mentions the point she made! Sounds to me like everyone is just proving her point that Americans are scared of powerful women. And, on a side note, how is her career over if the song "Hung Up" has spent 16 weeks on the international charts?

Here we go again. Madge and her BFF Gwynie consistently bash the very country that made them the overpaid hags they are. Wouldn't it be refreshing if the typical American finally started voting with their dollar? If we finally got sick and tired of these celeb America-bashers and hit them in the pocketbook? Whatever you think of our country, or the people who comprise it, can you at least not dog it when you have profited by it for years? And like Paltrow and Madonna are great intellects themselves! I wonder if Madonna thought so poorly of our American judgment when we made her a millionaire many times over via album sales? And stop comparing us to Europe! There is no comparison.

I never hear the name "Madonna" any more without wanting to stick "shut up" in front of it.

Haha. Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna Go Madonna !

exactly #18. she makes a political comment, and all you can say about her is that shes ugly and old, as if that invalidates her opinion. the funny thing is, you are only proving her point of people being afraid of powerful women. and you know what, who cares if they bash america. there is ALOT to bash and MAYBE if more people had a problem like she has with this country, then perhaps we wouldnt have dubya as a president.

I don't think anyone cares about what Madonna actually said. Just the fact that Madonna thinks people actually listen to/care about what she says makes me want to punch her in the neck. The message isn't the problem, it's the messenger.

She must be talking about Condi, because we all know Hillary is a man. Why else would Bill Clinton have sex with Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, and Monica Lewinsky, and then stay away from Hillary?
100% man baby.

Please. Americans are not "scared" of women. There are plenty of women in some of the most important leadership positions in the country. Just because we've yet to elect a woman prez or a woman VP doesn't mean much, except that there hasn't been a dynamic, enthusiastic candidate along the likes of Margaret Thatcher that people can really get behind. I mean, I live in the most backwards-thinking state in the U.S. (Kansas) and we have a woman governor, a Democrat no less. Get over yourself, Madge.

Agreed with #18 and #22 but apparently we hold the minority opinion.

While we're generalizing about ppl (Europeans, homosexuals), it's interesting how quickly Americans are to launch irrelevant and unsubstantiated criticisms at others but they themselves are completely incapable of receiving any criticism without becoming defensive and dismissive.

A postmodern ironic mindtrick? Or just an inability to engage in informed debate?

I love how we're being told to "move on" by #5. You know... 'cause we're not here to comment on the post about Madonna at all, are we? Madonna was great, her head just got too big for her scull. And she's not the only one baggin' on the US for their inability to do things right. Woman or not...

Madonna makes me lose trust in women. It's that accent, changing all the time... seems sneaky.

I agree with #19....if you are willing to make a profit off of Americans, then don't critisize the people who made you rich. If it wasn't for us American's eatin' up her shit back in the 80's, she'd be a hooker in Vegas right now. And she'd probably have to make change.

And it's not that she has an opinion that I think makes people hate her. Like I always say, OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES - EVERYONE HAS GOT ONE...but It's her uppitiness about it and the condescending manner. I wish she'd just go away once and for all.

Okay, if a woman would RUN for president, there would be no issue. Madonna is just talking to talk. What a media whore.

Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on March 8, 2006 01:52 PM

"Here we go again. Madge and her BFF Gwynie consistently bash the very country that made them the overpaid hags they are. Wouldn't it be refreshing if the typical American finally started voting with their dollar? "

Your ignorant comment reflects your limited ego driven brain power. You actually think that Madonna and all the other U.S. "stars" out there were only created by the U.S.? I guess you forgot about the rest of the millions of people around the world who made her as rich and popular as she is. Then again, what can you expect from yet another delusioned american. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to enlighten you, because you obviously need it you poor silly fuck,your voting system STILL doesn't work, voting with dollars or not, you stupid fuck. You do not live in a democracy,you live in a plutocracy run by corporations.Do some research,you live in "the land of the great and free" yet the closest thing you have to a female president is Gina Davis, laugh out fucking loud. For god's sake, Ireland, Latvia, Finland, Liberia, The Phillipines and Chile all have female presidents. Let's not forget about female prime ministers in Bangladesh (do you not see how embarrassing that is? Fucking Bangladesh has female leaders,what do the states have, a cute t.v. show), Germany, New Zealand, Mozambique and Sao Tome e Principi. Good luck and wake up and smell the coffee. Don't bother bringing up Condi Rice, we all know her job amounts to constant Bush damage control, no real power.Happy International Women's Day.

really long version:

first of all, while her message may be valid or invalid, the point is not what she says, but rather, that she is the one saying it. personally, i would vote for any qualified woman running for president (given it's not "condi"), but the fact that these words drop from the mouth of madonna totally undermines the relevance of the point. this person is a publicity whore beyond all imagination. she pretends to be an english aristocrat scorning those lowly, bourgeois yanks across the pond, when it was only a few short eons ago that she was a unibrowed mallrat from rochester hills, michigan... and even more recently that she bragged about sucking on dennis rodman's crank (during her NBAsingles.com phase). she released a press statement about a hernia... she told the world about the heartwarming discussion with her daughter regarding "mommy pop stars," "baby pop stars," and photo-op soul kisses... she would probably announce the length, color, and diameter of her daily bowel movements on the evening news if she thought it would serve her career, and frankly, i'm not sure why it hasn't happened yet. (although admittedly, i don't get BBC here.) however, i really don't blame her at this point; instead, the blame falls squarely on the vodun priest who reanimated her bony-ass corpse, dug it out if the ground after snuggling with the worms for ten years, got it two dozen pr firms, sent it to yoga class, gave it a kabbalah bracelet, and told it, "your name is esther. you were born in england to the house of tudor back in the 17th century... now renounce the material world and drive back to your country estate in the bentley." p.s. yeah, her song made the international charts--a fitting punishment for europe waging two world wars and forcing us to save them twice. ;-) (but we've got bush now, and our turn for payback is quickly coming...)

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OMG! like, she sooo wants attention or something!! LOL!!!

#31 - bcgirl, I assume that's British Columbia? If not, please enlighten me as to what utopia you currently reside. Calm down with the nation envy. My comment was not ignorant, unlike your own. Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow did start their careers in the good old USA. It was their popularity in America that allowed them to transcend "the pond" and find greater success worldwide. Do you really think Madonna - and let's not forget, faux accent aside, she is from Detroit - would be known by anyone is she didn't find early success in New York? I mean, how many stars really attain worldwide recognition without capturing America? This is not boastful or ignorant, or even jingoistic. It's simply true. Americans have more buying power, with the most open free market at our disposal, and that is how we influence and inflate the status of celebrities. How many Scandinavian superstars do you know of? Or British Columbian megastars? And for your info, America is the world's sole superpower, so I'll go ahead and be the ugly American you want me to be. And we saved the world's ass in World War 2. So swallow your hatred and thank us for not having to speak so guttural a language as German.

#31 - bcgirl, I assume that's British Columbia. If not, please elucidate me as to what utopia you currently reside. My comment was not ignorant, unlike your own. Americans have more buying power with the world's greatest free market at our fingertips (hence, we have the most millionaires). That is how we influence world taste, good or bad. Maddona and Paltrow did get their start in America, let's not forget Madge is from Detroit - fake accent aside. Do you really think she would have made it without the support of New York d.j.s spinning her crap? How many Scandanavian superstars are there? Or British Columbian megastars? And why do you think when someone else makes in the world makes it they want so desperatly to cross over to America? Now I'll finish by playing the part of ugly American. As much as you hate us you should swallow your pride long enough to thank us for saving the world during World War 2. We spared you from speaking so guttural a language as German.

Comment #31 nails it.

eediot..

So much anger.

It has made you powerful!

Strike down your father!

Comment #31 nails it if you are a celeb worshipper who runs to the mailbox looking for this week’s Star magazine.

Amen, #32. Amen.

And BC Girl...yes, please tell me that your name does not reflect that you are from British Columbia. Because the thing is, people from Canada should speak when spoken to and ONLY when spoken to. You guys are like America's ugly little cousin who does something cute every couple of years, but otherwise sits unoticed in the corner at family gatherings.

Anyone who wants to defend Madonna should go to the place for that...Madonna.com...or faghag.com, whichever.

She right in away, except Americans arn't just afraid of women in power, they seem to be afraid of everything and lash out against it, like nudity, sex, terrorists, Actually it might be easier to make a list of things Amercians arn't afraid of: Madonna! LOL

Willem Dafoe looks pretty crazy with long hair.

to my knowledge, "bc" usually stands for either "birth control" or "barmy crotch"... (barmy (adjective): full of froth or ferment) however, "british comlumbia" is equally good.

p.s. to bcgirl if it does indeed stand for "british columbia": could you possibly score me a lid of super skunk #6? i will pay cold hard american moolah!

oops. "columbia"... whatever.

#41 that was awful.
Dragging Dafoe into this mess is uncalled for >:(
(check out my angry smiley.. hell yes.)

Madonna... take a clue for Cher. STFU and continue making worthless music.

This one is funny. I am not a washed up madonna fan. Madonna is like a jelly doughnut, from a distance it almost looks edible, but once you get inside, it is full of fake surgary goo.

#40 You're right. It's incredibly stupid to be afraid of and lash out against terrorism. Are you serious???!!!

P.S. There's a little thing called 'sentence structure'. Look it up.

P.P.S. There's another little thing called 'spell check'. Look that up while you're at it.

Madonna albums
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This page includes the albums chart performance of Madonna.
For the singles chart performance see Madonna singles
For the discography see Madonna discography
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Albums - chart performance

The releases below are of albums in which the music contained is either solely performed by Madonna, or the majority of the tracks are performed by her: For example the Who's That Girl and Evita albums which, although they contain some tracks by other artists, are considered to be "Madonna albums", according to Warner Bros. and Billboard Top 200.
All regularly released albums and their chartpositions in the USA (U.S.), United Kingdom (UK), Germany (GE), Switzerland (CH), Austria (AT), France (FR), Canada (CA), Australia (AU).
Note: Only the biggest world markets are listed.
Year Cover Title U.S. UK GE CH AT FR CA AU Sales/Certification
1983 Madonna
Studio album
Released: July 3, 1983
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
8 6 28 / 15 8 19 10 Sales worldwide: 10.5 mill.
Sales USA: 5.1 mill. -
5x Platinum (10/00)
1984 Like a Virgin
Studio album
Released: November 12, 1984
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
1 1 1 3 3 2 3 2 Sales worldwide: 21 mill.
Sales USA: 10.2 mill. -
Diamond (05/98)
1986 True Blue
Studio album
Released: June 30, 1986
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
1 1 1 1 2 1 1 1 Sales worldwide: 24 mill.
Sales USA: 8.2 mill. -
8x Platinum (97)
1987 Who's That Girl
Soundtrack
Released: July 21, 1987
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
7 4 1 4 5 2 6 24 Sales worldwide: 6 mill.
Sales USA: 1.35 mill. -
Platinum (09/97)
1987 You Can Dance
Remix album
Released: November 17, 1987
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
14 5 13 11 13 2 12 13 Sales worldwide: 7.7 mill.
Sales USA: 1.8 mill. -
Platinum (01/88)
1989 Like a Prayer
Studio album
Released: March 21, 1989
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 Sales worldwide: 17 mill.
Sales USA: 4.1 mill. -
4x Platinum (07/97)
1990 I'm Breathless
Soundtrack/studio album
Released: May 22, 1990
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
2 2 1 3 5 3 2 1 Sales worldwide: 6.9 mill.
Sales USA: 2.25 mill. -
2x Platinum (07/90)
1990 The Immaculate Collection
Hits compilation
Released: November 9, 1990
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette, MD, DCC
2 1 10 3 6 2 1 1 Sales worldwide: 26 mill
Sales USA: 10.8 mill. -
Diamond
1992 Erotica
Studio album
Released: October 20, 1992
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette, DCC
2 2 4 5 10 1 3 1 Sales worldwide: 6.2 mill.
Sales USA: 2.1 mill. -
2x Platinum (01/93)
1994 Bedtime Stories
Studio album
Released: October 25, 1994
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
3 2 4 7 7 2 7 1 Sales worldwide: 8.3 mill
Sales USA: 3 mill. -
3x Platinum (11/05)
1995 Something to Remember
Ballads compilation
Released: November 7, 1995
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
6 3 2 7 1 3 4 1 Sales worldwide: 8.9 mill.
Sales USA: 3.2 mill. -
3x Platinum (10/00)
1996 Evita 1
Soundtrack
Released: March 1996
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
2 1 2 1 1 2 5 5 Sales worldwide: 11 mill.
Sales USA: 2.65 mill. -
5x Platinum (03/99)
1998 Ray of Light
Studio album
Released: March 3, 1998
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
2 1 1 1 2 2 1 1 Sales worldwide: 17 mill.
Sales USA: 4.3 mill. -
4x Platinum (03/00)
2000 Music
Studio album
Released: September 19, 2000
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 Sales worldwide: 15 mill.
Sales USA: 3.1 mill. -
3x Platinum (11/05)
2001 GHV2
Hits compilation
Released: November 13, 2001
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
7 2 3 3 1 2 11 3 Sales worldwide: 7.5 mill
Sales USA: 1.5 mill. -
Platinum (12/01)
2003 American Life
Studio album
Released: April 22, 2003
Formats: Vinyl, CD, Cassette
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 Sales worldwide: 5 mill.
Sales USA: 0.700 mill.
Certification -
Platinum (07/03)
2003 Remixed & Revisited 2
Remix album/ EP
Released: November 25, 2003
Formats: CD
115 / / 80 / / 74 / Sales worldwide: 0.5 mill.
Sales USA: 0.15 mill.
2005 Confessions on a Dance Floor
Studio album
Release: November 15, 2005
Formats: CD, Vinyl, Cassette (Asia)
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Sales worldwide: 7 mill.
Sales USA: 1,329,231
RIAA Cert: Platinum (2/06)

Sorry,can you tell me again what you were spewing about,something like,"the USA put Madonna on the map ,if it wasn't for us blah,blather,blah,blah..."
The numbers don't lie, take a close look.Looks like the rest of the world has helped to sustain Madonna's career after all and has spent more $ than the states doing it.
Pamela Anderson, Jason Priestly and Michael. J Fox-all megastars-all from B.C.

Michael J. Fox and Jason Priestly, "megastars?" Drive your Delorean back to 2006. And Pamela Anderson is known for what besides being a megaslut?

Thank you for proving that America, which gets blamed for being arrogant and tiring, did not unleash the most arrogant and tiring disease factory on Earth (Madonna, Pam Anderson is second). God help us all.

Now remember the Canada rule..speak only when spoken to.

4 & 19: I AGREE.

Madonna wouldn't be SHIT without America...who's bought all her CDs, seen all her shows, and given her a Golden Globe? AMERICANS. Everybody knows that you're not really a huge star until America makes you a star. She's an unloyal, dried-up half-wit with a fake accent, face, and voice. [She sounds SOOO computerized on her last few singles.]

And, to top it all off, I'm SO TIRED of people acting like Britain is so far ahead of the US when it comes to leadership. Remember, for MANY decades now, the Queen or King has only been a public figure - its the prime minister who makes all the real decisions and acts the same way the U.S. President does...

So how many female prime ministers has Britain had???

wow, lotta angst and bitterness out there. nickelback, avril lavigne, sarah mclachlan, alannis morrissette, to name a few talented musicians, who happen to come from canada. i'm a proud canadian, but i also think that we are global, not to be divided into all these subcategories of superpowers and ugly cousins. and btw, america didn't enter the ww2 until they were attacked. i love how you all seem to forget that. ww2 started in 1939 people. we had a woman pm if only for a couple months, and it was a NON ISSUE. get over the vagina people.

ps... B.C. bud... yeah man. know what? i can spark one up on my main street, and not fear the man, people. # 42, it is good stuff. come smoke with me one day. we've got plenty of doritos.hahahahahaha
i feel more bitter about the ugly little cousin comment. is that what you really think? huh. never knew that.

Wow. These are really original statements Madonna's making. A woman President? Golly. Who'da thunk that up? She's such radical visionary.
And watch: Now that Madonna's said it, it's totally going to happen. Because Hillary Clinton is just so gosh darn electable.

#46 - there's a little thing called loony bin. That's where you should be.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you loon.

Why are 12 year olds allowed to post here?

the only thing madonna, the camel toed hag, can do to impress me is to rip off her own kidney and show it to me. maybe then i will care. and i liked the woman president bullshit when geena davis said it. second, every time madonna endorses something politically, it ends up losing. she should start talking about never having a woman president.

Now, I'm not a huge fan of either British Columbia or the the majority of its inhabitants (I live just below the border and get to deal with their terrifying driving habits, weird bank cards that don't work half the time, and general snappish behavior toward retail employees), but I have to get down off my high horse and agree with BC Girl and her supporters on this one. The US is so self-centered, thinking that only we could have possibly made someone rich and famous. Sure, she got her start here, but without the support of all her non-american fans, she would never have become what she is today (totally rich and crazy). And so what if she's a washed-up old hag with a fake accent? It doesn't make her any less right about us being afraid of powerful women. Look at the kind of treatment Hillary Clinton gets, and for what? What did she actually do to merit being so hated, besides speak her mind and refuse to be cowed be men? If she were a man herself, you can bet she'd be pretty popular in spite of her mistakes.

unwashed masses, that was great!
if it wasn't for us, you would all be speaking german bitches, so shut the fuck up!
ha ha ha, i think that american comeback will be valid for hundreds of years to come. i love and adore europe, but it pisses me off to no end that europeans constantly criticize the u.s. for being..i don't know..whatever it is they criticize american for. let's see who saves your ass next time a fascist government tries to take over your continent..it sure as hell ain't gonna be canada.

#56 "it pisses me off to no end that europeans constantly criticize the u.s. for being..i don't know..whatever it is they criticize american for."

being overweight?
http://www.catalystmedia.org.uk/issues/nerve4/articles/obesity.htm

or jingoistic?
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/02/12.html#a7125

Two fatal points to the America-bashers...

#1. You are on an American website.
#2. You are on an American website that is on the internet that was created by the American military.

Jealousy is ugly and it makes you all look like you come from a huge country that is so awful, only 38 million people live there. Or from a place where people dont shave their pits. Wait, you all are.

omg people. 1st, canadian troops marched into nazi-occupied holland and france in ww 2 and were instrumental of their independance. funny thing, our history classes covered the world's history, not just the usa's. 2nd we don't all live in igloos and munch on whale blubber. perhaps you should all take time to be aware of the world around you, instead of being so self-centered in your own misery of americana. i have many american relatives and i can trace family to s. dakota, which i am very proud of, but on the flip side, when i was in europe, i met many americans who sewed canadian flags onto their backpacks to receive better treatment. maybe you should look into yourselves before bashing the world. also, history proves that superpowers never last. it's called education. can you say that?
E D U C A T I O N... does a body good.

Gee # 58, created by the military. Wow, what a thing to be proud of.

50 - Actually, if you ask the Chinese, WWII started much earlier. Ethiopians might also take issue with you. Awfully eurocentric to think that just because the whities finally decided to start shooting each other it became a "world" war.

59 - Yep Canadian troops marched into Holland. Bully for them. US paratroopers actually liberated a goodly chunk of it. Thanks for bringing up the rear, though. Awfully decent of you.

HAHA! mamacita, thanks for really telling me there. LOL You proved exactly what I said by lashing out, as did many of your brethren (probably didn't spell that right did I? LOL). Good work.

And Yes mamacita, I am being serious about not being afraid of terrorists. Your only afraid of them because Bush told you to be. Look around and decide for yourself. Look at the facts. You should be more afraid of your community. The odds are much more likely that you'll be killed by violent crime in the area then by any terrorist. Hell you've got a better chance of being hit by lightning. So why be afraid of stupid terrorists??

Frankly I'm more afraid of Madonna! LOL

#61 LOL! I'm not sure what's funnier, your paratrooper comment or that you actually believe that! LOL

Yes the world should thanks America for its involvement in WW2. It would have been ugly without their industrial power at the time. But the world should be more thankfull to Japan for awakening a sleeping giant into action. If they had not have attacked PH then the US would have sat on their ass and watched as the Nazi's butchered another 3 million innocents. So thank you Japan.

I guess we should lay off the Yanks for a while. They're still a bit surprised they 'weren't greeted as liberators' to quote Cheney.
We even beat them in BASEBALL today !! Baseball ? Do we even play that in Canada ? I think I saw some people play it at the beach once, but the bat was plastic. A-Rod and crew couldn't quite beat the hockey stick chuckers. Kind of make you wonder...
Canadians,(and Euros) are being killed in Afganistan fighting the American war. (We weren't attacked) Dubya didn't even catch Osama moved most people out and left the place to attack somebody else. (Strange move) Now we're expected to clean up their mess. What else is new.

#53 Is there some reason you're stalking me on all the stories that I've posted on? Besides being a complete and total fuck-up, that is?

#62 Doh! You got me. All us dopey Americans just do what George Bush tells us to, up to and including the way we feel about things. Most of what you said was irrelevant, but I'll agree that Madonna needs to be feared. Mostly because of all of her communicable diseases.

"Look at the kind of treatment Hillary Clinton gets, and for what? What did she actually do to merit being so hated, besides speak her mind and refuse to be cowed be men?"

She's a liar (what politician isn't, though?), and her position on issues depends on poll numbers, for starters.

go ahead to make fun of Madonna, she might not be a political material, but she is a brave woman, not afraid to stand up for herself

if Hillary is up for election, she has my vote, American men are still intimidated by woman as their boss. Whichever women are strong or smart, they make fun of them, just to make sure women won't surpass them.

Maddona in politics now, this wrinkled old fag hag can keep her trout shut. Everything from hernia, fags, oxygen tanks in her house. This bitch needs some counsuling..Are a fucking friend nobody gives a damn what maddona thinks about poltics.

maddonna needs to sit her ass down somewhere..

Hillary Clinton. Ugh.

Let's talk about how the longshore port unions paid her and her ilk to come speak out against this [trifling matter] of Dubai port deal... meanwhile, hubby Bill is busy pocketing the money paid to him by Dubai for his library and and "highly enlightening" speeches. The Clintons and Madonna...

whatever.

Ps. People think Gina Davis is the president? That's news to me- isn't that craptastic show cancelled? I guess you Canadians are behind the latest telly gossip. Better turn to your nearest American broadcast to get the facts straight.

When someone steps up to the plate *worthy* of taking on the responsibilty, we will elect him or HER. For the last 15 years or so, we've got nothin' but duds, liars, frauds, and elitest pigs.

I suppose it's much more beneficial to yammer on about the endless, copious amounts of disaster and evil the United States has unleashed upon the innocents of this utopian world. //sarcasm//

Ok #67, let's vote for Hill because American men are "intimidated" of women in authority positions. Oooohhh. That'll show them! That will get them good!

I love rational thinking!

She looks like an ugly goth dude there.

69. Posted by bananachange on March 8, 2006 10:58 PM

" Ps. People think Gina Davis is the president? That's news to me- isn't that craptastic show cancelledI guess you Canadians are behind the latest telly gossip. Better turn to your nearest American broadcast to get the facts straight."

Point one. Canadians do not get their information or facts solely from television. They do this thing, it's called reading, in order to research information and facts about world issues.

Point two. This is what I wrote."Do some research,you live in "the land of the great and free" yet the closest thing you have to a female president is Gina Davis, laugh out fucking loud." Once again I feel the need to bring up reading or the lack there of it.

You also said, and I quote,

"When someone steps up to the plate *worthy* of taking on the responsibilty, we will elect him or HER. "

Oh, you mean like George Bush?


Heh heh heh. Some people here think we should care what Madonna says.

She made her name on being a shaggin' whore. Now she's a shaggy grey bore. Except she does it with a fake british accent now. But we should pay attention because she is so smart. uh huh.. lol.

I feel bad for her husband. He has to wake up and see that looking him over in the AM. ugh. Its not like her personality makes up for it either.

Shut the fuck up your whore producing original.
Now I'm going to turn your lebian daughter out on the street.

C'mon and get some Lourdes. Daddy needs some new pimpin shoes.

Fuck you Madonna you fucking stupid cunt.

oh my gawd people, it's called a fucking JOKE. the website is called the superficial for chrissake. you canadians probably boycotted south park after kyle's mom sang a song called "blame canada". thanks to terrence and phillip, everyone knows that you guys just fart all day while we do important things like invade iraq and other shit.

Madonna's annoying, but she's also right about this one, which you Americans probably already know, much as you try desperately to deflect it (omg! Someone criticised an aspect of our country! They hate our freedom and are pro-terrorism!)

Charlie Brown would make a better president than the imbacile currently in office.
So a female president could only enhance the situation. In fact she'd probably somewhat reverse the trauma of having witnessed the latest Bush administration at play for 8 long years. Perhaps then the dumbass red-state voters would stay clear of another Bush should one ever dare run for office. In fact let's draw up legistlation that no more than 2 direct family members shall ever run for president in their entire lifetime.
Keep an eye on Florida please...Another is lurking right around the corner. God help us all.

BC, just the fact that you're arguing about what we think of Gina Davis in some lame drama is pathetic. That tells me you take your news at face value. I seem to remember those talking points-laden reports saying that "Hollywood" thinks Gina is their president...My mistake in chuckling at the apparent ridiculousness of it.

Also, sorry you take it seriously.

Yeah, I mean Bush. That's EXACTLY what I said when we've been presented with nothing but turds over the last decade. You're perceptive, you are.

Too bad I'm not in the mood for a debate, nor have the time. I will say however. . .Michael Moore called guys . . .the comet is coming, get your purple blankets and sneakers.


As for Madonna, um...has there BEEN a female candidate worthy that I don't know about?

I am not afraid to vote for a woman. I will when Condi runs. She's incredible smart, elegant, humble and talented. She isn't married and works 98% of her time and always has. Hillary is a serpent. She has lied in the past and is married to a complete loser, both personally and politically. She changes her opinions to suit whoever she can get to vote for her.

I will vote for a woman, and she will kick hillary's ass.

That's all I have time for, don't bother to debate, you are wrong no matter what, and I wont be back to even read it.

Maddonna, WWII, Women Presidents, Paratroopers, Gina Davis... phew! I'm gonna go read the DaVinci Code and figure out what the connection is. I'll let you guys know if I find anything.

i hate to break it to all the uneducated retards here but its a statistical fact that men are afraid of and uncomfortable with women bosses.
also, i think the reason that europeans make fun of americans for being idiots can be seen by merely looking at what the retards here are posting. i am american, not necessarily a proud one, and its clear to me that this country is full of raging yahoo's. you can use our current president, paris hilton, every state between the east and west coast or some of these comments as proof.

Hi Katie. Save it. You tell us your going to vote for Hitlery because she's got breasts. That's classy.

Oh, and how very kind to compare posters to 'uneducated retards', I'm glad you've added political correctness to your repetoire.

This site is called "The Superficial" in case people haven't noticed. Go play with your trite political ideas, and played out anti-American identities at websites designated for such 'tired' arguments.

I'd rather get back to laughing at the Ho-han.

As soon as I read this post I KNEW all the fucking little idiots were going to come out waving their Fembot flags.
God will you fucktards ever learn that we, the people of the superficial, do not give a rat's ass what your opinions are. You have every right to share them but you're going to get blasted if you do and you must learn to take it.

Oh and #81 - I am a woman who is the direct manager of 3 men and each & every one of them respect me more than the male owners of the company I work for. They're not "afraid"... except when I have violent, alcoholic rages, but that isn't happening as frequently anymore.

For the person who is not a proud American, and I do realize that you are probably a child with a not completely developed brain, you really should try to understand that if not for those states between the coasts YOU WOULD NOT EXIST!! They are the states that make this country work.
For the ridiculous Canadian who said that they were not attacked. What are you talking about? You and every other freedom loving human being in this world was attacked on September 11, 2001. If you don't believe that those people that attacked this country would have done the same thing in Canada then you are beyond hope. And by the way, the major reason that you are free is because you are located next to the United States of America!
Now, for Madonna, she really should not talk about anything outside the realm of the celebrity world because she absolutely does not know what she is talking about. I agree with whomever said that these celebrities should get hit in the pocketbook when they denigrate the country that made them the wealthy people that they are.

I am frightened looking at her picture there.

You know, as soon as I saw that there were 80 some odd posts on this, most of it would be from "Dubya" loving, women hating bastards, hatin' ass females included. And Madonna was right: American women are too busy competing with each other for men's attention instead of being solely focused on doing something positive for womankind other than developing more complicated lap dances to entertain men with. Until we as females make a collective decision to be pissed and that we're not gonna take this shit anymore, men in general will comtinue to treat us like the booty-poppin' "Sluts Gone Wild!" that the media and that dickhead Francis with his slut sidekick Paris Hilton think we are. South Dakota's already said "Fuck it!" to a woman's right to choose what she wants to do with her body; a fucking MAN made that decision. Wake up ladies, especially the ones who post here on Superficial: if this board is any indicator on where we stand, we are FUCKED! And not in the good way...

#84 is clearly delutional and would make a great fascist. LOL Just listen to yourself. I hate to break it to you, but terrorism started a long time ago, long before Sept 11, 2001, but to the American Government, your right it started then as until then it didn't hit home. Kind of like WW2. LOL And Canada is only free because of the US?? LOL that's a good one. The US attacked Canada back in 1812 and the only reason Canada is free is because they beat America back! And now for the really funny part, you said 'celebrities should get hit in the pocketbook when they denigrate the country that made them the wealthy people that they are.' LOL LOL Yeh that whole freedom of speech thing is a bitch isn't it Mr. fascist kellirc! LOL I hope you post more becasue its just halarious. LOL

#85 LOL Love that comment and have to agree!

I'm sick of these superfish blogs where everyone tries to be smarter than all of the previous bloggers. This thread and the damn Natalie Portman thread piss me off.

I honestly could care less about Madonna's opinion about American Politics or Natalie Portman's impressive education.

What really pisses me off is everyone getting all intellectual. I came to this website to be superficial and take my mind off my crazy workday. If I wanted to think I would have visited mensa.org.

I think I will copy and paste this comment on the natalie portman thread too.

Well, gotta send this off before I head to work. For what it's worth, I have to say it's sad to read so much Canadian Bashing... can't we all get along? America is a super power, we get it. But Canada is a beautiful country with a friendly, bright, talented, and easy-going population. Canadians have a pretty good international reputation, as well. So good, in fact, we receive invitations to enter America *legally* and earn huge salaries for it! BWAAAAHHHAAAA We're all around you!!!!

P.S. There are sooo many Canadians stars, I can't even begin to list them. Take a moment to look into it.

Ha--just noticed William Shatner's mug at the top of this page--born in Montreal in 1931!

SoCalGal, isn't your point kind of mute? -As it IS sitting here taking up space on this site... the mother of 'objectifying females' blogs.

I guess you prefer to be hypocritical, rather than sound intelligent.

Care to tack on any more banal talking points to your unoriginal diatribe on Feminism? I guarantee you...we've heard it ALL before.

# 84 LOL I get it. Satire. I watch the Colbert Report once in a while too ! I think # 87 must have hit most of the sound analysis...

What woman has the U.S. had a chance to vote for? If Madonna is right and the big boys are keeping women from being president then she needs to put her money where her mouth is and run for office. come on Madge, you've got the cash and we know you've got the mouth.

Who ever said that about punching her in the neck; she LOOKS like she could take a punch to the neck!

She's right that the US won't elect a woman to "rule" us. Why did you all miss THAT part of her quote?

It's not so much that the US is afraid of women in positions of authority, but we are too damn worried about who is packaged to the most mass appeal. We'll probably never elect a short, bald or fat president either (yes, I am well aware that we have in the past, but that was WAY before TV). A woman would be alternately too buttoned-up or not buttoned-up enough. Too old or too young. Hair too long, hair too short. Why doesn't she have a husband and family? How can she do this job with a husband and family? A woman in our pervy/puritanical country doesn't stand a chance (yet).

American's AND ex-pats (w/ fake accents) can and should criticize the US. It's part of what defines us as citizens.

BTW, it's NOT a Democracy, it's a Constitutional Republic, folks. Look it up.

Oh please, don't anyone even waste their time trying to discuss anything with that SoCalGal. I got into it with her a few weeks back and she kept talking about her 36DD breasts and I am still not sure why, but it's gross and completely hypocritical.
She reads texbooks & women's mags & just recites what she reads so don't even listen & move on.

To bananachange- Hi retard, you meant to say my point was "moot" not mute you twat So much for YOUR "sounding intelligent".
manunited- Oh christ, you again? You know, you sound like such a fucking hater always mentioning my tit size; I said it in ONE fucking post WEEKS ago, you're still all butt hurt over it, I beg you to please get a life that isn't about going on diatribes on old ass blog posts. I love how you talk like you know me and I'm surprised to see that you think I read all that shit, which sadly no, life experience has revealed these things to me, not "Feminism for Dummies".
If you don't want to be involved in the intelligent discourse that is happening, please shut the fuck up and skip them! No one's forcing you to read this shit.

Yes, Canada and its 33 million people are a safe country because of the US. Also if Canada had been attacked instead of the US we would absolutely have gone to battle for them. I believe 100% in freedom of speech. What I don't believe in is supporting someone who has moved out of this country and then decides to bash it whenever the mood strikes. I find it hilarious that someone would freak out and call me a fascist. Maybe I didn't make myself clear before, I am not anti-Canadian, but I am pro-American and I get sick of hearing people put down this country. By the way, that's Ms. Fascist to you #87.

Moot Mute; either way, you sound crazy. At least I make a point instead of spewing nonsense in between cuss words. 'Cause WE all know that commands the respect of others/sarcasm.

If you're talking about your boobs...then manunited has a right to mention it.

You're kind of scary, you are. Move on...

78. Posted by bananachange on March 9, 2006 08:45 AM

"Yeah, I mean Bush. That's EXACTLY what I said when we've been presented with nothing but turds over the last decade. You're perceptive, you are."

I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks, I am perceptive.
Apparently you are not. I guess I'll have to spell it out for you,although I am not sure it will help your obvious lack of reading comprehension.

See, YOU said, "When someone steps up to the plate *worthy* of taking on the responsibilty, we will elect him or HER. For the last 15 years or so, we've got nothin' but duds, liars, frauds, and elitest pigs."

Then, I said, "Oh, you mean like George Bush?"

It's called sarcasm, B-I-T-C-H.

You idiots voted him in, not once but twice. Joke is fucking over. Your arguement is based on your idea that, "there was no one else worthy of voting for, oh always the same old shit ...oh boo hoo hoo." There's NO ONE "in the land of the great and free" worthy of voting for, oh well, I guess we'll just have to vote the cheatin', lying, murdering ( and he has the balls to actually call himself a christian), oil fucking addict, Bush, back into The White House.

WEAK.

You don't have a leg to stand on.

Do you know that more than half of your population (that means the people that live in your country, the U.S.A.) STILL think and actually believe that there is a connection with Osama BIn Laden and Saddam Hussein. 3,000 of your citizens were killed, yet the toughest, richest, most powerful country in the world cannot capture one 7 foot Arab dragging around a five hundred pound kidney dialysis machine. I'll bet you didn't know that Bin Laden has severe kidney disease and has to go on dialysis at least 3 times a week to stay alive. It is somewhat funny, but mainly pathetic, that your warmongering nation can't find one man.

I seriously doubt a country that votes the likes of George Bush jr. twice, not once but twice, into The White House, is capable of contemplating the idea of a female president.

kellirc, I called you a fascist because that was a fascist statement. Repression of peoples freedoms is also a growing trend with the US government I'm afraid and that was kind of my point.

Your statement about the US going to war for Canada if that country was attacked is probably true, but the way you state it also implies that the reverse isn't true and it certainly is. In fact I believe 3 Canadian soldiers died in Afganistan just last week carrying out that very truth. That didn't make the front page news in the US though.

But I suspect your point was more aimed at Canada's refusal to go into Iraq. The reason for that is very clear: There was absolutley no proof that they had anything to do with 911 and there still isn't any proof. Not to mention Canada is already in three other countries doing peace keeping work and they simply don't have a big enough military to follow through with every US aggression.

I do agree with you about Madonna though. She probably shouldn't be bad mouthing the country that made her who she is, but that's free speech for you and you have to expect such things from someone with the IQ of a petri dish. LOL

btw, I don't think I've ever freaked out in my entire life, but it does sound kind of cool! LOL

As you said, our fabulous "elected-representatives of congress" didn't/haven't put anyone worthy out there to be proud of. So, you know. Kerry, Bush, Clinton whatever- they're all the same, and to each his own opinion on that matter.

Sorry, the rest of you post sounded like this "eeeeeeeee (gasp) eeeeeee eeeee f*&@ eeeeeeeeee (gasp gasp)" So I'm afraid I couldn't get through it.

I do think it's funny that you spend more time criticising the United States on The Superficial.com than actually working on making a "difference" in the world through a realistic plan of action.

100. Posted by A2Bcom on March 9, 2006 05:09 PM

"Your statement about the US going to war for Canada if that country was attacked is probably true,"

I don't think the U.S. could help anybody right now if there was an attack, for christ's sake, they couldn't even help their own people in New Orleans.

LMAO...bananachange, talk about the pot calling the kettle black! You and your homie manunited need to just fuck off and quit cluttering the board with "your're dumb! you're crazy! If some chick I don't know wants to talk shit about the tit size of some other chick she doesn't know that's totally normal and OK!" Bitches, PLEASE! Don't hate, congratulate. Then go buy some tits and get off my figurative "dick". Oh wait, you're too stupid to get sarcasm and will probably say "eww, hermaphrodite!" Get off my ovaries, fallopian tubes and out my uterus!

No, that was not a fascist statement. I said that we should not spend our money on someone who says bad things about the country that made them the person that they are. That is also a freedom. I absolutely did not have any other thoughts about Canada except what I stated. I'm sure that it is a great country. And please people don't listen to the main news media (ABC, CBS, NBC). I don't even have the time to list the problems with them. They are the ones who really give this country a bad name.

SoCal - you really are one of the dumbest animals on this planet. I bet you drive a white honda civic with some cute little thingy hanging off the rear view mirror and your nails are painted really cool colors for all the various holidays.

I would never claim to know a person such as yourself because I do not associate with hobags. I just find it so entertaining pissing you off because you come on here with all your babbling bullshit that no one gives a fuck about & you talk like you're the best thing since sliced bread. You're a waste of skin so drop it.

Oh look at the time, I bet school is just letting out for you. Have a fun ride on the short bus home. Or in your case the Tard Cart.

SoCal - I don't use the term "homie" so please refrain from referring to me as one.

How are your tits?

101. Posted by bananachange on March 9, 2006 05:20 PM

"I do think it's funny that you spend more time criticising the United States on The Superficial.com than actually working on making a "difference" in the world through a realistic plan of action."

You just fill in the blanks with whatever bullshit you pull form your mouth don't you.

Point one. You know nothing about my life. Period.

Point two. I spend and have spent time working for change in this world.

Point three. I am not surprised you were unable to read or comprehend most of my post.

Hey BC girl. Lets just say that everything you say is correct. Well you still sound like a high maintenence angry whiner that bascially acts like Man-repellent. Ok, so in your view the US sucks etc... Well ok then, you sure argued that well, finished now? Can we get back to making fun of Madonna's old wrinkled ass?

Continued reply to BCgal:

Point four... your post didn't interest me enough to finish [READING] it.

You speak from your emotions. And I would imagine, if you were interested in 'doing something good' you'd share it with people instead of hysterically ranting about everything under the American sun from an Subjectivist point of view.

Point four and three quarters- you sound like a rather depressing individual to be around.

Point five and two eighths - I'm glad you don't live here.
;)

108. Posted by Spindoc on March 9, 2006 05:49 PM

"Can we get back to making fun of Madonna's old wrinkled ass?"

I thought this topic was about Madoona accusing Americans of being afraid of voting in a female president?

Wait a minute, it is.


March 08, 2006
Madonna scolds America
Madonna has accused American citizens of being afraid of electing a female as president of the United States. She believes Americans are frightened by the concept. She explains: "In Europe and Asia and elsewhere, women have ruled over millions; it's not an abstract or frightening or out-of-the-box concept. But in America, men are still afraid of women. And women, I don't think, trust women. I find that amazing."

"Well thank god we have Madonna to enlighten us on these things. Look, having a woman president is a very cute idea, kinda like having a monkey play the harmonica. I'm actually all for a woman President. Hell, I'd even vote for Madonna as President. More specifially, as President of beer-fetching. Or maybe Vice-President of pregnancy. Or Secretary of silence. Now wait, before you twist your Xena costume in a fit of rage, know that I'm just kidding - she's no longer qualified to be VP of pregnancy."

It's so FUNNY how it always come back to that READING thing, ya know? If you read the posts you will understand.

You also said,

"Well you still sound like a high maintenence angry whiner that bascially acts like Man-repellent."

It is not as funny, it's just SAD, that certain people resort to personal slags as a form of communication. The one good thing about people that resort to insults as a form of communication is............it lets the rest of us know who they are.

BCGirl: I think you miss the entire point of this website. It is soley here for "personal slags" against celebrity-types and when people such as yourself come on here with all of your wannabe rhetoric certian posters attack back in order to annoy you more & hope you never come back here.

I happen to think that calling you a "high maintenence angry whiner that bascially acts like Man-repellent" is hiliarious.
Hilarious because it is true and you know it, you just won't admit it.

Note to yourself: Keep the posting to a minimum of 1000 words... some people don't want to read an essay and I would hate for you to do this all in vain.

By the way BCGirl: I just finally read through your diatribe on us good ol' Americans here in the U.S. of A. and wow - are you a terrorist? Because propaganda is for Nazis, terrorists & Michael Moore and you wreak of it! It's kind of scary how angry you are. You hate Americans because we're all stupid & lazy yet you log onto one of our humor websites. That makes not a lick of sense, but then again crazy people never do. You're insane!

BCgirl-Honey, give it up! You're being "flamed" right now meaning these dorks on here basically sit here all day like fucking losers battling back and forth with no real purpose, other than to hate on people who they simply ASSUME to be better than themselves. (And they're right!) You see all the venom they're spewing at me? These bitches don't even know me! LMAO....ridiculous and childish, ignore them and continue to speak your mind about whatever the fuck you want, I certainly will.

113. Posted by SoCalGal420 on March 9, 2006 07:37 PM

BCgirl-Honey, give it up! You're being "flamed" right now meaning these dorks on here basically sit here all day like fucking losers battling back and forth with no real purpose, other than to hate on people who they simply ASSUME to be better than themselves. (And they're right!)

You are right SoCalGal420, attempting to communicate with vacuous nimwits, that lump nazis, terrorists and Michael Moore in the same pile, is futile.

damn! a lot has occurred since i last saw this thread..go 'head and rip each other's throats out, i'm watching.

Wow. To think that all of this came about because Madonna's a dumb, big-mouthed bitch who doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase "Don't bite the hand that feeds you". Flame on, people. I'll agree with Evangelia, it's damn entertaining! Also, did anyone notice that most of bcgirl's comments are longer than the average story posted on this site?

kellirc, you're absolutely right about the network media, and its not only the US media. Unfortunately seeing how perception is more powerful then fact, they have a lot of influence over everyone. One must take what they say with more then just a little salt. And in Madonna's case, a whole shipload of salt. LOL

yes. mamacita, i noticed. and did you notice that "bcgirl" and "socalgal420"'s screennames are strangely parallel? coincidence? i think not!

'I KNEW all the fucking little idiots were going to come out waving their Fembot flags.
God will you fucktards ever learn that we, the people of the superficial, do not give a rat's ass what your opinions are.'

Assuming that 'fembot' is your pet name for feminists (you're the only person I've ever seen using this. Tip: try feminazi.), you do realise that you, the people of (or person of - you seem to comment irregularly and with not many people.) superficial, don't actually run this place, yeah?
I mean, I haven't noticed you doing a poll of regular commenters and asking them their political affiliations and opinions of women's liberation.
I've been here since before comments were introduced, does that make me a person of the superficial, or is that just people who agree with you (or in their group term: 'basket cases')?

#119 Fembots-it's from Austin Powers. However, I'm more partial to the phrase that someone else used in another thread yesterday "mullet-headed dyke". Also, "flannel-wearing lesbian". All in good fun.

Ahhh, the sweetness!
BC, and SoCal went in with true colors blazing:

- Make sure everyone knows (in as many words at it takes) that you think they are 'stupid Americans' *check*

- Blame all world occurences and personal traumas on said, stupid American people *check*

- Prove that you have a keen grasp of current events by firing off your two intellectual canons in rapid succession: Gina Davis and Osama B's dialysis.

- Be sure to ignore all attempts by fellow "stupid American" posters to point out that the article following this thread is about Amanda Bynes, and that your relevence is hypocritical - you must get your militant ideologies out!!! *check*

- When all else fails, throw in the terms: hermaphrodite, Hitler, nimwit, 36DD, uterous and the ever popular demoralizer, "retard" or a variation thereof, as in ..."fucktard" *check*

- If it comes it, and you sure hope it doesn't, but if they've somehow got the upper-hand over you, pull out the last stinging grenade and run for cover, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" *check*

bananachange-Not that I'm taking sides or anything, but damn, that was well said. And, again, not that I'm taking sides, but to bcgirl and SoCalGal------BURNNNNNNN!!!!!

Did Socal say something? I could not hear it over the resounding flopping of her 36DDs.

The more you "ladies" (and I use the term lightly) get all incensed the more I feel the need to dumb it down even more because apparently dumb people make you as mad as hell and you're just not going to take it anymore! And that truly brings joy to my heart.

SoCal - how's your Mexican/Italian boyfriend you were bragging about a few weeks ago? I am sure Joey or Tony or whatever his gumba name is probably cannot stand to listen to, what I can only guess is a voice that resembles a French Poodles bark, so you have no one else to spew your bullshit to so you take it out on the superficial. Get friends.

*sigh* So tiresome, and yet, YOU started this. I played the "Superficial" rule and posted only in regard to the story, YOU came out of the woodwork bringing up old shit. Do you feel better now? Really? I'm a little concerned with how empty your life must be, no hobbies? You've spent WEEKS thinking about some old ass message board post? You remember all those details about me? Some "stupid FemBot/Nazi with 'probably' fake tits who drives a Honda"? (Wrong as fuck by the way but..) Wow! You and your little flamer friends sitting here all day talking shit to people you don't know, going out of your way to make yourself feel better? Pathetic, I'm truly sad for you. The best days of your life are probably over and while my FABULOUS tits YOU brought up (NOT ME!) are still lovely, yours are probably sad and floppy from the demon seed you've nursed to continue unleashing your poison on the world. Don't hate sweetie, get a boob job so you can feel better and quit hating on my tits, get a life outside of posting hateful, baseless messages, and then getting people even more stupid than yourself to "jump in" and "burn" people. Be happy, smile, the world is a beautiful place. And thanks for thinking of lil ol' me, how sweeet of you to continue my notoriety. :)

And racism is not nice! And my boyfriend is still hot as hell, thanks for asking. ;)

SoCalGal

Hmmmm, also well said. I do agree with you on one point, which is the racism thing. I, too, took issue with that 'gumba' comment.

Ya try finding a woman that isn't a far left freedom hating commie, a dyke or something along those lines. All the women i know are jekyl and hyde personality types. Should i push the nuclear missile button or shouldn't i. It's that time of the month. Let the whole world die!

#127

Well, that's what happens when you live in a psych ward.

OK, I've had it with this bitch. Madonna, Jesus is calling, you're wanted in Golgotha.

OK, I've had it with this bitch. Madonna, Jesus is calling, you're wanted in Golgotha.

OK, I've had it with this bitch. Madonna, Jesus is calling, you're wanted in Golgotha.

#47, Are you crazy?

Katie, Get Stuffed!

#88 Jugs Girl, you are so right.

Mamacita, ManU, and all my chicas, a resounding HELLO!!!!

Even you SoCal. Howyadoin?

LaydeeBug

About #47, uh, yes. Did you notice that in trying to make a point that the rest of the world did more to make Madonna a star, she actually disproved her point? Yes, worldwide, there was more money spent. But, for the most part, all of those figures represent the rest of the world spending roughly 2x what the United States spent on cd sales. However, the U.S. is only ONE country and the rest of the world is LOTS of countries. So, that means we actually did spend more more money than any other ONE country. Boo-yah!!!! Not me, though. I hate Madonna............and her cone bra.

Pfft, it is no wonder Madonna left America with all the nasty crap posted on here about her. Her kids are a lot safer being brought up in England. You are proving her point exactly. At least when she does get publicity she has something important address. I guess while you sit here slagging her off later you will be getting out the Jessica Simpson CDs and listening to faux rock by Avril Lavigne. #131, maybe it's you that Golgotha wants honey.

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