Am I the only one to be super sick of all the lil miss coke whore photos?

First one! Yesss!
How did she get her ya-yo past airport security?

Dane Cook, baby! "What!? I hope it wasn't my coat!".

The worst I had done in college was take a shit in the linens department in Macy's and wiped my ass with the nice towels, you know the ones that mom would holler at you if you touched them, the ones used for company. Perhaps Lindsay would have friends that were not so vindictive if she just did the same.

She is holding up her fingers because she was asked what her IQ was and 2 was her answer.

Nope im with you Jugsgirl im sick of them too

I think it's really douche-y that she does the same poses (non-commital face, peace sign) when she's with her friends, and not just with the press. If that was one of my friends, I'd get so annoyed that they wouldn't just smile.

love the dane cook.

#1 - nope, you're not alone. It amuses me that Lindsay does not seem at all aware of her surroundings, and is likely perplexed by the little rectangular thing that flashes at her. However, I am quite alarmed by Lindsay's friends and their extremely orange tans. I mean, does that really look good? Is that the look they were going for? can they look at those pictures and think, "Hey, I look amazing. Looking like an Oompa Loompa is hott." I really don't understand this trend at all.

And, The Superficial, I will see your SuperFinger and raise you some Jeez-Its.

Maybe the "friend" of Lindsay who keeps putting these pictures up is named Karen. As we all know, girls named Karen are ALWAYS douches.

I heard she was murdered by a tire.

Sick of this twit... I guess she managed to piss one of her little rich bitch girlfriends off... she probably snorted her line at one too many parties. That would piss me off too!

ya me too..."The tire...hit her...in the face!!"

I love how this post turned into an I LOVE DANE COOK post. Thats how all the posts should be... I SAID GO TO BED Rrrrr!!!

We should all just post out our fave dane cook lines...screw LOHAN....

cokehead or not, at least she looks better than her orange friends.

I see your Superfinger and raise you a battling monkey eating a chicken sangwich.

I do the peace sign (sometimes with both hands) in every single photo people take of me as long as I have a choice. It's a fob thing.

...Ya, I'de like the spagetti basket...

How the f did she get on Facebook? YOU HAVE TO HAVE A COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY email address... you can't BUY one of those...

#2, you don't go through airport security when you're in a private plane. You could exit your limo and walk up the stairs with a straw hanging out of your nose and two colostomy bags full of coke hanging off either side of you if you want. Just one of the many reasons "airport security" is an oxymoron.

There are some noises...that when you hear them...make you want to Punch baby! God forbid you are in a nursery when you hear one of these noises!!--That's how I feel when I see pics of Lindsey Lohan...It makes me want to puke shards of my pelvis into this nearby bush.

I love having wireless in my dream house cause then I can read the Superficial while sitting on the toilet that says "Thanks for shittin' in me!....I enjoyed your shit!"

Dream it you fuckin' dreamers!

Maybe what Lindsey Lohan is really thinking is...."I'm a cashew! Let's do this!" Ok, probably not, but Dane Cook is hilarious!

Saw this tired looking twit on ABC's post-Oscar special last night and she was practically losing consciousness over the fact "SHARON STONE complimented me on my work".... LOL! As if acknowledgement from Sharon Stone is the same as receiving it from Dame Judi Dench!

It was also pathetic how the annoying interviewers from ABC could only manage to coax over C-list celebrities to their mics for the majority of the VERY LONG post-Oscars "special" and even when they were questioning some higher-ups, such as Steven Spielberg, he was in such a rush to get somewhere else they practically needed to chase him down! That or else they had to beg *36 Mafia* to try to convince Reese to give ABC a few minutes of her time (it didn't work, by the way)!

I hope Lindsay Lohan gets kicked in the face by flying horses.

You can also get on Facebook if you attended a high school. It's a new feature they just added.

It like the only hand signal she knows huh? It's probably all she can manage since she is so coked out. Thanks for putting so much Lindsay on, I secretly adore the shit outta this girl, so much so I want her to shit on or around my coat!

I have always wanted to uppercut a punk-ass! Maybe I'll get my chance with Lindsey.

I agree with number 16... It must be one of her friends maybe posing as her?? Because I have a facebook and you can only get one if you are in college with a university email address...

although, they are letting high schools join too.. but wasn't she mostly homeschooled? I dunno.. pictures could be real, but the facebook thing I believe is totally bogus

Yeah her friends have awfully orange skin, must be the whole tanning salon movement in effect. How come none of the people in these pictures are even celebs? Judging from Lindsay's tresses ,they look fairly recent. She looks so out of it though, like she's a coked out daze or something.

In am surprised to be ever writing this, however I am annoyed not by LinLO on these pictures *that would be a first, really*, but by her always posing friends. Do they go around with faces like that, really? Li at least acts naturally.. (what is natural to this girls is another story :))

these are hardly controversial pictures,,surely that would need lyndsay to be kicking a puppy or something,,it just a bunch of ppl taking photos of each other,,whoop-dy doo@!
she does look good for a crackie thou!!

is anyone noticing the chubster pretending to buttfuck her in the first photo?

These are the most PG club pictures I have seen.

Atleast shes not sitting down with her legs open showing her cooch to strangers or dancing next to her ancient mom in a see through top.

These look like usual teeny-boppers on parade pictures.

#30 - You're a goddamned detective in the making!

So hold on.

Are you telling me that Lindsay's friends actually attend university???

So hold on.

Are you telling me that Lindsay's friends actually attend university???

If I have to see one more pic of Ms. Lohan, one more preview of a movie for Ms. Lohan, or have to hear one more friggin' note that she "sings" I will sue Hollywood for liable brain damage that cannot be healed. I'm so sick of this poser-wanna-be-super-star that I think I need a medicine just to cleanse myself after all this shit. Go away Lindsay, do yourself and the world a favor, take a long run on a short bridge over a big drop and land in a large pile of sharp, jagged rocks. If still alive, please repeat the above step.

DAMN. You can take the girl out of Long Island......but you just cannot shake those orange-tan friends.

#33, there's a high school facebook too, though I wouldn't be surprised. Anyone got a link to this Facebook account?

Someone shit on the coats. Someone has shit on or around the coats.

What?!

The tards just got married on their front lawn

I love how her favorite pose is the peace sign. Even paris hilton's "Head Tilt" is more original. Seriously, she needs to give a thumbs up or a-ok every here and there.

If you have a facebook account, you can look her up. There are 3 different profiles of her but I seriously doubt they are real. I looked her up by the public school she used to go to. Sanford H. Calhoun High School in Merrick, NY. You can't actually see the pics or the profile unless you either attend the same school or are a "friend" of hers on facebook. So really there is no way to know if it is real.

Maybe this is a celebrity form of intervention. Instead of gathering around and telling her she looks cracked out every minute of every day, her friends circulate photos of said cracked-outness. The ensuing onslaught of obnoxious questions in interviews might just force her into rehab.

Or maybe she's just a skank whore who pissed off the wrong person.

HAving to do with Lindsay's friends I thought those were black girls at first, then i realized they just an way too fucking much

Wow. Her friends are even skankier looking than her.

Hi, me again. I'm the girl in the picture with Lindsay who has pink crap all over her eyes. I just wanted to explain what was going on in these pics... her mutual friends and my mutual friends were just testing Lindsay's new "Mystyk Spray Tan Jet", and it was totally awesome. We got from LAX to DIA in 20 minutes and with no blotchiness. And now you know. Peace, Ya'll!

Because of her all-consuming scankiness I often forget that Lindsay is only 13 years old. These photos were obviously taken at Chuck E Cheese.

And Lindsay, only inbred hippies walking around flashing the peace sign all night you semi-concious retard.

Is she famous for anything? The only I have heard of her doing is crashing her car on Robertson Blvd. in LA.

Do I detect a hint of Dane Cook?

Why yes. Yes I do.

Who is the Lindsay Lohan you speak of? I have never heard of her. There hasn't been any press about her. Ever.

I'm getting sick of these pics, too. At least show us some worthy pics, of her blowing lines the size of train tracks or her in an all girl orgy with midgets. These stink.

I knew you were a BAMF, superficial, but now it's confirmed.
I *think* someone may have shit on, or around, the coat region.
But you know. You know.

Wait.. somebody remind me again... what has Lindsay Lohan ever done that was interesting enough to warrant all the attention she gets?

(omg, i'm just jealous)

she was at Elton Johns Aid Foundation, Oscar afterparty. Same for Paris with a peacock dress

http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/photos/photo.html;_ylt=Ar_Vb4DTrzAegRhg2zhc0Yd1VLcF?gid=52&pos=37

http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/photos/gallery.html;_ylt=AvgBagdc_BuCsO5cIvp_ilZ1VLcF?id=52&type=primary&curr=2

PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEE!!! NO MORE LINDSEY!!! I am so sick of her rich, stuck up, always posing like some 'wanna be' model looking face.....get rid of her!! ugh....

(How did this site become so lame so quickly ?)

Oh sorry. LiLo - what skank! And only 20 pix and stories here this week.

(The Paris-Pam pix belong in some sort of Hall of Fame. 'Amateur Film Today' maybe ? (Talk about lo-cost independents - screw the major studio flix !!)

This is truly a bad day for this site. It seems like the regular writer(s) has taken a hiatus and sending everyone over to that lame "I Watch Stuff" site doesn't help. Good God, following the pathetic adventures of this Lohan twit is making me long for Tara Reid.

THe thing is. There really aren't embarrassing.

She looks good in them.

I read in the Vanity Fair interview that her father is a really, really bad abusive nightmare. Apparently, Dina (her mom, which I think we all know b/c she's everywhere) and the kids were afraid to live in their house because they were worried the father would come after them. They stayed at a hotel for a while and then decided to try and go back home. When they were bringing their stuff back into the house, the father was hiding in the shower and he jumped out, screaming, and chased them out of the house. Does that make anyone feel remotely sorry for her? I feel kind of bad for her. Maybe I'll lay off her...for 15 minutes.

The guy in the middle pic looks like the super villian from blade trinity. RARRR!!

I like the first picture because the guy is waving to his friends that he's going for the one. Lilo is looking bored but expectant as this will clearly be deficient from her double entry requirement.

That's why she's always making the two indicator.

She put these pictures out there for attention. Does she having a movie coming out? Those girls look like tag alongs.

I have some party pictures of Lindsey that have never been published on the internet. I have refrained from publishing them because I am unsure what the legality of posting pictures of a celebrity at a "shower party". That were taken within her private residence. Plus, I don't know if I am not positive whether or not I asked her for permission.

#62
Just -somehow- try and deal with it.
(Society will probably be very similar the next day -fear not)
They don't pay me enuff to comment here any more. I want a buck a word again... I feel so...cheap...and superficial...

Ok. 99 cents - Will USB Binky-pod

"Binky - You know how I know you're gay ? You comment on stupid 'somewhat' celebrity sites."

Binky : "You know how I know you're gay ?
YOU READ THEM ! "

(ahhh...if you've seen 40 year old v)

wasnt lindsay the one whining in some earlier interview about how she's had to grow up fast because all her friends were in the industry and older, and she had been grown up in the clubbing scene or something? now she's posing with all these really lame looking teenage girls and denying that nicole paris etc are not really her "friends" at all, and it's presumptuous for us to have assumed so. what's up with that lilo.

SU-FI Baby!!!

Dane Cook Rules!!!!

She is such a spoiled sad bitch,I'm sick of her_Get her out of my sight!!!

As funny as it would be if she was kicked in the head by a horse...my penis tells me she's hot. And he's never wrong, are you penis, "Nope never." See, so as long as my penis says she's hot, I'd like her to stay that way.

yeah, her friends are definitly orange.
surely lindsay can pay for nice tanning salons for them?

Time to castrate the other hafa #69. You'll never get into Mensa with that hanging there...

SU-FI right back atcha;)

Damn you all. Noone understands the incredible accomplishments she has made coming from such a difficult and abusive background. It is not her fault if she does things you NEO-CON pukes don't approve of. She looks beautiful in these pictures and I love her even more now. I think her freinds are pretty, but not half as pretty as Lindsay. She is so beautiful.

Damn you all. Noone understands the incredible accomplishments she has made coming from such a difficult and abusive background. It is not her fault if she does things you NEO-CON pukes don't approve of. She looks beautiful in these pictures and I love her even more now. I think her freinds are pretty, but not half as pretty as Lindsay. She is so beautiful.

THESE PICTURES ARE TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED. The last two are clearly floating heads.

(but the ones from last week are real.)

Be mean to someone like this who isn't beautiful like Lindsay and Jennifer A.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=2&u=/060306/482/camw12703061102

Eddie died in 2003 Kimmie. Show some respect. This is the guy who wrote the lyrics to 'Jump'. I think -propped up - he still looks ok. Quit being so....so...superficial

Aeolis, I think they just look like that cause she has a weird head...these aren't incriminating at all...though the first one os a little weird..heh

All these comments are great! Miss. Lohan is out of it 24/7 and doesn't care.

All she has to do is blow security before scan time at the airport gates.

She obviously understands the meaning of hooping your stash, lol.

Poster # 74 - Kimmie must have lead a sheltered life. You envy her talents of illegal activities because she has money to buy off charges and "legal" people. Those images alone could get her locked up for substance abuse in some states. Here friends may be pretty but having yourself exposed with your friends is simply being a heat bag.

I forgot though it is Hollywood. Alomst anything goes in that world of non-reality. What would be even more funny is watching one of those celebs cry on the news because they left themselves open, like Lohan, and their credit history was removed because of technology. That would be real news. Not this crap we watch.

"I am sorry Miss Lohan, you apparently no longer hold an account at our bank". Happens every day.

It is sad when you get that famous you waste your exposure on partying. She could make billions of dollars with her "popular status" but instead she spends.

As for Eddie Van Halen - WTH? For the amount of dough he still makes, some good cosmetic creams would cure that.

Maybe one day she'll plastic-surgery herself into oblivion like Meg Ryan. Then she'll be as outwardly gross as she is morally. Only then will the media ignore her. Then we'll all be able to sleep at night and the world will be a better place.

You can pretty much see from these pictures that this girl is not one of those 'grounded' celebrities who has loyal friends around her who wouldn't feel so intimidated by her that they couldn't tell her if she was trippin or totally self destructive.

This is something anyone who reads the goss-press could tell her in a minute...that is until she offered them a trip on the jet and some shopping on her dime.

Its amazing how much money can shut people up. She's still a minor and we all know she basically still lives with her mom. That woman surely knows what a drug addled skank her daughter is, but because she pays the bills, mom keeps her trap shut.

I recall Nicole Kidman was on Oprah once and said her own mother refused a house from her because she said it would damage their relationship and make it almost impossible for her to call Nicole on her bad behaviour if she did something wrong. Now thats parenting...and Nicole is a grown ass woman.

If anyone still cares about this post, my guess would be that her facebook account is most likely fake. Even thought you technically need a college email address for a facebook account, there are ways to cheat and use an email twice to create alternate profiles. Beyond useless celebrities, I have seen "profiles" for everyone from John Kerry to Ariel the Little Mermaid.

I just realised, the guy in the first pic behind her looks like he's banging her ass.

Or maybe he was REALLY banging her and they took a photo of it for keepsakes. I wouldn't put it past Lohan.

That is exactly what I was wondering--what is the guy behind her doing???
Anyway, I used to like Lindsay. I feel kind of bad for her...her parents are both apparently nuts, so, what do you expect?

She was so cute in that remake of 'parent trap' - now she is very annoying. Pretty - but annoying.

Judging by the consistently vacant look on her face, I think she's od'd, been found all floppy under said coats, and her mates are now taking her round the US on a Weekend at Bernie's type escapade.

You can almost see the broom handle keeping her back straight in one of the shots.

this is not fair to her, the site maker just posts everything bad about lindsay, n there is nothing in these pictures, she looks beautiful...when we come to u all n ur role models ull start defensing n shit, y dont u post about other celebrities such as hilary duff, or u cant, coz u only focus on lindsay, u all didnt know what happened to that girl in her life so plz dont talk! n whatever she did she will still be my fan 4 LIFE!n no one can convince me not to

Kimmie (#74) You are right. No one does see the great accomplishments Lindsay has made...and do you know why? It is because she shades over them with her constant drama and partygirl crap. If Lindsay wants to be taken as a serious actress she needs to start acting like one. I have no doubt that Lohan has acting talent...when someone like Meryl Streep says that you are a great actress...then that is SOMETHING BIG!! But noone will ever take her seriously as an actress until SHE TAKES HERSELF SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTRESS. There are tons of great actresses in the industry that DO get the respect they deserve because they are not acting like little high school teenagers. Yes...Lindsay is still a teen too...but sorry, she is in a business that requires her to act like an adult...so she needs to start doing so. Once she does...I bet you wont see her on this site very much...

#87.....She will be Your fan 4 Life? Don't you mean you will be HER fan 4 Life? If you are going to try to make a strong point at least make sure you make sense!!

TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED.

It's the exact same head in the last three pictures. LOOK!

What is up with all the Lohan pix? I bet that whore Hilary Duff is behind all of this, that BITCH!! I hope Lindsay's retaliation is to release a Hilary Duff/her boyfriend what's his face sex tape!!!!!

#87: You are obviously 14 and a prime example of the deterioration of grammatical education in this country. I would be embarrassed to speak let alone write anything. Please do not post on here anymore.

#90...THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME GIRLS...

OMG...people seriously cannot be this dumb. Our school system has failed us!!

All this talk about Dane Cook had me visiting his web site and clicking on some of the clips of his appearances on Conan, Jay, and Jimmy. As chance would have it, the clip from Leno has none other than Miss Lohan acting all shocked as hell when Dane proclaims in a strong, clear voice the one thing EVERY man wants for Xmas is...**BEEP**. I'm guessing he said "oral sex", but I could be wrong. Anyways, she was appalled, which makes me wonder...is this coke-snorting party girl image just an act, or was she on her best behaviour because her siblings were in the audience and her mom was backstage? And if she really is into all these illegal activities and participates in such a deviant lifestyle, then why the hell is she acting all self-righteous when a comedian jokes about getting head for Xmas? Leno is on late enough in the evening but Dane was censored because the networks just aren't there yet, the irony being kids read worse shit on MySpace any given day of the year! It cracked me up 'cause Dane's so young and had the guts to speak the truth on network television!

"What?" Then BOOM your a phantom...

Dane Cook, so good.

SU-FI backatcha

Has anyone seen my shoes?

I kicked them off in a fit of joy!

OK someone always posts this comment, so now I'm following suit: this is THE SUPERFICIAL...in other words, it's meant to be tasteless and shallow. Don't be a buzzkill.

By the way, where did all the psychologists come from???

#41 - I do agree, but.. well, none of the people in these pics look like the people in the first pics that landed on the net. And the girl in the pic with the pink eye shadow wasn't in any of the others, either. She must have PISSED OFF a lot of people SIMULTANEOUSLY. Right? That takes talent.

I bet #87 read this thread and cut herself. Someone talk her off of the ledge.

Lindsay Haters - Go here:
http://faded-kiss.net/over/home.html

She is a les first off or bi really. Just do a porno already. U have f-ed up in the movies and in music and there is nothing left except prono and playboy.

Enjoy your spaghetti, Lindsay Lohan. You're very egotistical.

you know
some of these pictures look like fan-pictures

like... these 3 morons met LiLo at somewhere and than gave her some coke and then asked her for a picture.....

Shes really cute.

The pictures are normal for a person her age... except for the aircraft! LOL

I wish she had a stronger moral anchor.

if linday lohan was a car and the alarm went off it would go a little something like this.
set to car alarm sound

hellllloooooooo
my name is LiLooooooooo
i- snort- co- caine
myyyy noooose,
eeee-rooodes

Yeah, now I know Kimmie is an old poster with a different name who is just having us on. Props for realness (I know that's not a word but it just fits). Now I'm gonna go continue watching Samurai's disembowel eash other. Not That's Entertainment! Crazy 88!!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan seems like such a cold, mean, vain cunt.