March 01, 2006
Lindsay Lohan shows her boobs again
Lindsay Lohan was at a Los Angeles fashion show when one of her boobs popped out of her dress. I was under the impression that her breasts had disappeared with the rest of her fat, but I guess I was wrong. Either she's finally managed to crack the secret of being thin and having big breasts, or she's gotten herself a little breast surgery. If you look at the full NSFW image after the jump, it looks like there are ripples and possibly even a scar on the side of her boob. Although the only way we'll ever know for sure is if she just lets me grab them and mash them all in my face. And judging by the way I got pepper sprayed the last time I propositioned her, it's probably not going to happen.
UPDATE: Image removed at the request of Lindsay Lohan's lawyers.
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Comments
1. Posted by TaiTai on March 1, 2006 01:36 PM
Look! Lindsay Lohan has become Priscilla Presley! Without Elvis's billions.
2. Posted by missmaiden on March 1, 2006 01:36 PM
looks like stretch marks to me
3. Posted by maggixial on March 1, 2006 01:38 PM
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
4. Posted by deluxxe on March 1, 2006 01:38 PM
photoshopped
5. Posted by sammygirl on March 1, 2006 01:41 PM
Forget the nip slip, look at her nostril. It looks raw. Cocaine much? You can see more of her nostril here:
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0603/lindsay-lohan-nipple-slip-20.jpg&info=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Nipple%20Slip%20Pictures
6. Posted by Xarah on March 1, 2006 01:41 PM
Her spine is so hungry it's eating the back of her dress.
7. Posted by playahater101 on March 1, 2006 01:42 PM
Those sure do look like stretch marks, which can happen to anyone with large breasts, no matter what your age is. I think it's good to see the return of Lindsay's girls. She has a nice rack. I definitely liked her natural red hair much better than any other color she has done.
And she DOES look a lot like Priscilla Presley.
8. Posted by tgl on March 1, 2006 01:44 PM
All I have to say is... Would pay.
9. Posted by gogoboots on March 1, 2006 01:44 PM
The slut strikes again! Her boobs are fake, there's no way you can be skinny as a rake and have such full breasts...
10. Posted by jimmycracks on March 1, 2006 01:44 PM
Those are stretch marks. Can happen on smaller or larger boobs.
11. Posted by inspector11 on March 1, 2006 01:46 PM
Let's get to the pressing matter:
What kind of motorboat sounds are appropriate? High-speed-cigarette-boat-eluding-government pursuers? Or lazy-sunday-fishing-boat? both have their distinct advantages.
Secretly I'm hoping it's more of a "Field of Dreams" moment where I go in and somehow just disappear. Minus Kevin Costner, of course. That guy's a douche.
12. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 1, 2006 01:47 PM
yep. stretch marks. and you'd have to be a retard to wear an open-concept dress like that and NOT think your boobs would go flying out of it like one of those snakes-in-a-can gags.
13. Posted by innit on March 1, 2006 01:49 PM
I think those look real, unless that's one hell of an amazing boob job. If they are fake, then at least props to her for having them hang like normal boobs that size would, and not getting those ridiculous canteloupe implants.
And, that is one hawt picture, may I add :]
14. Posted by layla on March 1, 2006 01:50 PM
Lawd, here we go again.
The answer is this, she got her impants redone to replace the faulty bastards she got removed. Stretch marks, of course. From the doctors stretching the skin every which way to get the silicon sacks underneath her skin (yet real big boobs get stretch marks too). Hey everyone, where cen I purchase inflatable and deflatable boobs. People, this sort of thing is impossible!
15. Posted by Leyna on March 1, 2006 01:51 PM
they're awkward shaped ;/
but her dark hair makes up for it. So pretty :o
16. Posted by playahater101 on March 1, 2006 01:52 PM
#9, just an FYI, I would have thought that they were fake, too since she is so thin, but at one point in my life I was 110 pounds and had full very nice perky large c-cup boobies. Then I had kids and now they're less than happy d-cups.
She is an idiot for not realizing her whole boob would flop outta that dress the moment she moved.
17. Posted by DiamondStudded on March 1, 2006 01:53 PM
I'm disgusted.
18. Posted by Tracie on March 1, 2006 01:57 PM
Yes, those are stretch marks. They're caused by a sudden and tremendous growth spurt (like the ones I got on my upper legs when I went through puberty and shot up in height, or the ones on my boobs when I went through pregnancy). Is it just me, or do her nipples simply look too high and tiny to match those cannons?
The raw nostril pictures were very gross.
And I love how Lindsay is still trying to embrace Kabbalah with that mandatory and ridiculously annoying red string.
19. Posted by breezy82 on March 1, 2006 01:57 PM
Nice tits.. would definitely indulge in some nibble action ha...
20. Posted by Spindoc on March 1, 2006 01:58 PM
SHE IS 19?!?!?!?!?!
Look at her face? She looks like a good 40 or a really rough 30 year old.
21. Posted by not-one-of-you on March 1, 2006 02:04 PM
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
a GM Fashion show? what's next, Goodyear Tires perfume party? stop whoring!
22. Posted by azcoyote on March 1, 2006 02:05 PM
Everyone get a grip. #4 is correct. This is photoshopped. Someone composited her face on another picture. And not even done that well. Look at the right side of the picture (her left eye) and see how the hair line suddenly changes adn there is a VISIBLE line straight across the picture showing the original forehead above and the new one below. Also the reason that her skin seems to change tone at that line.
Fake. Fake. Fake.
23. Posted by AyeRoxor on March 1, 2006 02:06 PM
God, her face looks so beat up by the sun. Her skin is gonna look like she's 95 in another 5 years.
24. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 1, 2006 02:08 PM
Wow, she's looking rough, and her breasts are terribly odd shaped, slightly oblong actually
25. Posted by Xanthia on March 1, 2006 02:08 PM
If you think this photo makes her look slightly emaciated, go to this site and look at her lizard like back!!!
www.gofugyourself.com
euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
26. Posted by VanillaSalTyBaLLs on March 1, 2006 02:09 PM
I'd hit it.
27. Posted by ESQ on March 1, 2006 02:17 PM
Word for the day is "nothing" as in she does nothing for me and she is nothing.
28. Posted by Lil Timmy on March 1, 2006 02:21 PM
It's not a photoshop job. If you go to wireimage you can find it along with the other shots from that day.
29. Posted by always answer b on March 1, 2006 02:26 PM
#22,
When you look at the blown up photo that #5 posted, you'll see that it is in fact her. I did notice what you were talking about, but I associate the two-toned more with her self-tanning habit and freckles. As for the hairline, many are oddly shaped - not all hairlines are a perfect arch around the forehead. Mine does something similar. I'm sure if she still had her natural haircolor it would be much less noticeable, but the black makes it obvious.
30. Posted by Otto on March 1, 2006 02:27 PM
I have this rash on my, you know, Johnson and it won't go away and it really itches... well anyway, I'm just about to cut it off and get it over with when I see yet another picture of Lindsey's boob and it reminds me of my oath to someday bang a famous bulimic crack whore and it gives me the strength to get back on the regimine, for this, you know, cream.
31. Posted by Christina20-06 on March 1, 2006 02:28 PM
lol # 22 is HILARIOUS!! why would someone want to photoshop her forehead? and 2ndly..
her skin tone is changing all over the place because its a fake tan. and her dress would not drape like that or have the same shading if it were photoshoped! WOW. chill.. just chill!
32. Posted by cj14mommy on March 1, 2006 02:34 PM
come on guys-she fit in the dress in the morning then accidently threw up a bit too much and the size 0 became a little too big for her
:-D
33. Posted by karmasutra on March 1, 2006 02:41 PM
Anybody else notice the armpit scar she has on the egotastic link? I read somewhere that some boob jobs are done through the armpit. Just an observation.
http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:HFpjNH-8fu8J:www.justbreastimplants.com/gallery/incision_transax.htm+scar+armpit+breast+enlargement&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2
34. Posted by every1blowz on March 1, 2006 02:42 PM
I don't want to jump the bandwagon but, when the facts are taken as a whole, I think it's mighty suspicious. I'm pretty sure the picture is fake for these reasons...
1.) If you save the picture to your desktop and right-click on it and select "open with" and open it with Notepad you'll see a bunch of binary along with "Adobe" in plain English on top. This means the picture was opened with and saved in Photoshop.
2.) If you magnify the picture everything #4 said is true.
3.) The "stretch marks" look like a lame attempt in Photoshop using the lighten tool.
However, to be fair I have to admit that...
1.) Opening and saving a file in Photoshop is differant from editing it.
2.) Lidsay Lohan is a whore.
So the photo *could be real.
35. Posted by drowningfool on March 1, 2006 02:43 PM
Here's the real deal: (no joke)
She has had two boob jobs, one right before her SNL appearance (you remember, where she played that Harry Potter Chick) and she has had another one just recently. You can see the scars, from both jobs at a couple of legitimate sites including People Magazine.
I will keep my source hidden for now...
36. Posted by Tha-Flash on March 1, 2006 02:44 PM
She looks nasty there but she usually looks SEXY!
37. Posted by azcoyote on March 1, 2006 03:00 PM
Alright. I stand corrected. It is just a bizarre looking pose and visage.
Those are definitely stretch marks on the hooter. No surprise since her Pre-Herbie tit explosion was enormous.
I think her cocaine habit is more interesting though.
38. Posted by nbk on March 1, 2006 03:03 PM
She's like ... 19? 20? And her face already looks like a 40-year-old. Not to mension that her body has to endures alcohol and coke abuse ever since Freaky Friday. By the time she is 25, she'd probably look like Janice Dickinson.
39. Posted by QueenV on March 1, 2006 03:04 PM
I'm definite she had a boob job 2 years ago, and has kept them in there the whole time. When you first get under-the-muscle implants, they are placed high up on your chest and look bigger and more unnatural. Gradually, after a few months, they begin to drop and can look pretty natural. (I've had surgery myself... women are SHOCKED when they find out they're fake).
Implant scars would either be in the armpit, right under the nipple, or right under the breast. Sometimes surgery is even done through the belly button so you have no scars.
40. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on March 1, 2006 03:07 PM
wh ocares about the breasts. She's still ugly. She's got a bit of that old peson loose skin thing going on. She was better looking when she had some meat on her. Even then it doesnt change the fact that she has freckles on EVERY INCH of her body from head to toe. Something peopee seem to forget thats under that 3 pounds of makeup.
41. Posted by nortex001 on March 1, 2006 03:07 PM
I just don't get it. This girl just is not pretty and is borderline ugly. Sure she has a big rack. Big Deal. She's skinny, her complexion looks like shit and she looks 15 years older than she is. On top of that she is at best a marginal actor.
42. Posted by layla on March 1, 2006 03:12 PM
Through the belly button, there is not opening there. Yeah, there is a whole, but it closes up ...hence a pregnant woman's oppped out belly button. How is that done?
43. Posted by QueenV on March 1, 2006 03:15 PM
How implants are done through the belly button:
http://health.howstuffworks.com/breast-implant11.htm
44. Posted by MeganHarris on March 1, 2006 03:16 PM
Jackpot.
45. Posted by AyeRoxor on March 1, 2006 03:16 PM
Much larger pic
http://img22.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc119&image=44220_26985_ll278.jpg
46. Posted by SuperSpence on March 1, 2006 03:21 PM
If you put a sack over her face and drew Jessica Alba's face on that sack, I'd definitely hit me some of that.
47. Posted by Foxbase Alpha on March 1, 2006 03:24 PM
I think she's gonna have the freckles surgically removed next.
48. Posted by always answer b on March 1, 2006 03:28 PM
#48-
Some MJ skin bleaching action?
49. Posted by ProbablyTooOld on March 1, 2006 03:41 PM
Will someone please get these girls double-sided tape?
And this one specifically also needs a time-machine to take her back two years before she ruined her body and went from hot to frail and likely addicted with an eating disorder. Lohan was a hottie and now she reminds me of Mr. Burns.
50. Posted by MonkeyBoy on March 1, 2006 03:44 PM
Hey now, I've got something that'll work. It might take me a while to cover every exposed inch of skin with it, but it'll definitely make her skin whiter. And if she wanted, she could speed up the process.
Anyway, I think her natural red hair + freckles works best. The dark hair is nice, and that over the shoulder pose makes her look a lot like Lisa Presley (at least until your gaze is inexorably drawn down to her chest), but whatever she's done to her skin gives it a lumpy inconsistency. With red hair you expect to see the freckles.
Then again, with a mother & brother who have red hair, maybe I'm just used to it.
51. Posted by MeganHarris on March 1, 2006 03:44 PM
Seems Nich Lachey and Alyssa Milan were there too:
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/03/gm-fashion-show-full-of-surprises.html
52. Posted by The Devil on March 1, 2006 03:51 PM
#46, AyeRoxor, thank you for the larger image.
I enjoy reading the comments of all these MOs that say she's ugly.
53. Posted by Otto on March 1, 2006 03:53 PM
People, people, please...Let's remember that this is a vulnerable, young girl, a delicate flower slowly opening towards the sun. She is just chasing her dreams and reaching for the stars...and occasionally when you reach for the stars, your boob pops out. That's it. No big deal...Does anyone know if she does anal?
54. Posted by A2ROX on March 1, 2006 03:56 PM
has anyone else noticed what a hairy beast she is? and what's up with that nasty whitehead in the corner of her mouth on the egotastic picture? (that's the one where you can see how fuzzy she is everywhere, like her face, her arms, ugh!)
and when you know there's going to be pictures taken of you that may be that hi-res, wouldn't you do yourself a favor and floss your teeth? she's got gunk in between her top front teeth and that's skanky as hell. and i agree with whoever said she had 2 boob jobs done, the first one being completely out of control like pamela anderson (natural my ass!)
55. Posted by gogoboots on March 1, 2006 04:06 PM
#5 She's wearing so much mascara it's hard to see her face much less her breasts.
56. Posted by jagbag on March 1, 2006 04:15 PM
nice! i'd lick those boobers for days.
57. Posted by gogoboots on March 1, 2006 04:15 PM
i dont see anything hot about her. most of the time she looks kinda weird and is trying too hard to be "hot"....
58. Posted by meFailEnglish? on March 1, 2006 04:22 PM
Virginia Madsen is NOT going to like this.
59. Posted by Aimtrue on March 1, 2006 04:30 PM
Even if those are stretchs marks they can be reduced with a little cream and by cream- well you all know where I'm going with this fill in the blank
60. Posted by Baroness on March 1, 2006 04:31 PM
I'm not a fan of her arms.
61. Posted by eatyourfeedback on March 1, 2006 04:32 PM
Holy shit ~ she really DOES look like Priscilla Presley in this picture!
I don't see anything "hot" about her either -never have. But then, I've never found faces covered with freckles (even if the freckles are covered with makeup) to be "hot". Just my opinion though.
62. Posted by Jetdoctr on March 1, 2006 04:38 PM
you folks need to quit hatin'
sure she was hotter when she weighed more, but she's still very attractive.
I do wish she'd gain some weight again. And as for me I like her boobs and I even LOVE her freckles.
If she would just go back to her red hair and gain a few pounds, she'd be damn near perfect again.
ps - I could care less how good of an actress she is...it's all about the hotties' body :p
63. Posted by Spindoc on March 1, 2006 04:39 PM
#54 Otto,
Of COURSE she does Anal, she's on a schedule and there just isn't time to do all the guys she needs to do if she only uses one hole.
64. Posted by popcornsuite on March 1, 2006 05:04 PM
Actually she looks a little more like Lisa Marie to me, but Lisa Marie- and even Priscilla with her face alternations- are better looking than LL.
Yeah, those look like stretch marks. Could have been faked. If they aren't fake, rapid weight loss/gain/boob job could be the cause. But one would think that she could see said stretch marks and not wear a dress that shows them off...
I think the pic is fake.
65. Posted by manunited on March 1, 2006 05:05 PM
she's not even 20 yet and those pancakes droop like she's 40. it's tough to look at, the nips are way off. ew.
66. Posted by KatieA978 on March 1, 2006 05:07 PM
That big a set of boobs do not fit with someone who's arms are like toothpicks, and where I can see every rib. Yes, stretch marks, and yes, they are sitting reasonably low for implants, but they are still implants!
What movies has she been in again? I've only ever seen her in stories about her weight or her tits...
67. Posted by JillyBoBilly on March 1, 2006 05:40 PM
A. Those are NOT stretch marks. Most women get stretch marks on the top more than the bottom of the breast.
B. The boob is UGLY. The nipple is way too small for that size implant.
Better luck next surgery, Bitch.
68. Posted by Tracie on March 1, 2006 06:01 PM
Why can't they be stretch marks? Can you imagine how hard her skin is working to hold up those pendulums? Stretch marks can happen anywhere.
More interestingly, I was able to find a photo of what Lindsay is going to look like in just a few years:
http://ramir.club.fr/cinema/films/elvira.jpg
69. Posted by hotwax on March 1, 2006 06:10 PM
omg people look at that TROLL HAIR on her forehead!
70. Posted by piperita on March 1, 2006 06:19 PM
Those tits are fake, fake, fake.
BTW, here she is posing with a bong:
http://i2.tinypic.com/otkitv.jpg
(apparently she doesn't succumb to muchies)
71. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 1, 2006 06:31 PM
Another sweet looking starlet turned into a freaksh looking whore by the hollywood fame industry. You'd think she'd at least have the balls to become a nude model/porn star instead of moaning about how no one takes her seriously as an actress.
72. Posted by Krissy on March 1, 2006 06:36 PM
Ok, I think they are real. Why? Because I have never seen fake boobs that lay the way hers do...so flat but full and so natural. To the person who said her nipple is too small and too high: I dont have implants and never have but mine are the same. I've also fluctuated weight and have had mine shrink from a 36D to a full 34B/small C. sooo from personal experience,even though her boobs seem like a magic act, they're probably real.
73. Posted by BoardBetty on March 1, 2006 06:45 PM
I've seen a lot of fake titties - A LOT as a topless dancer and I just have to say that if those are fake then it's a fantastic job!! The slight droop that's going on is nearly impossible to create with implants. Mostly, boob jobs end up looking like those goldfish with the big, googly eyes - big, angry goldfish eye boobies!
74. Posted by HollyJ on March 1, 2006 07:01 PM
@Katie67 - Yeah! Exactly! Look at the teardrop bottom of her boob and compare it to her fatless shoulder bones. There's NO WAY the bottom of her breast is that full of tissue when her arms and back are that fatless.
Does she re-dye her hair some new awful color EVERY DAY?! She couldn't be more fake (overall) if she tried. She's in the running with Pam Anderson.
BTW, of the last EIGHT stories, THREE were about Lohan. She's not that interesting. Really. Despite the tit.
'Think the next three stories can be Lohan-free???
75. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on March 1, 2006 07:03 PM
#74 Board Betty:
I too am a dancer, with some fake boobies, but I'm just guessing her's cost more than the 7 grand I spent on mine... anything is possible, I agree that they are a good job, but not impossible, she has the resources so of course they are going to look good.
She reminds me of girls I work with. Trash.
76. Posted by fernhead420 on March 1, 2006 07:08 PM
if this broad isn't on the fast track to Whoreville, I don't know who is.
she may already be there.
77. Posted by duhduh on March 1, 2006 07:18 PM
just look at the shadow on the boob, not natural...it's fake
78. Posted by danzer on March 1, 2006 07:19 PM
Umm, I've danced since I was 2 years old, so I'm a pretty skinny person. However, I DO have curves, and a C cup...they are REAL. Just because someone is skinny doesn't mean they can't have boobs. Some girls are just blessed with the right genes. She lost all that weight, so her boobs shrunk (just as mine did when I lost weight about a year ago after gaining 20 pounds). Now that she's gaining it back, her boobs are getting back to their normal size. When your boobs do this...duh, it creates stretch marks, which is what you see in the picture. I have stretch marks, I know what they look like, and those ARE stretch marks.
79. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on March 1, 2006 07:46 PM
They showed the boob incident on Inside Edition... so it is real and they are that big, no matter how fake or un fake they are... even though they are fake.
80. Posted by LoneWolf on March 1, 2006 08:03 PM
She should just pull a Tara Reid/Janet Jackson and let one air out. Stop teasing us Lindsay, you coy vixen! You provacative little flirt! So innocent, but so sexy....you remind me of those little coquettes who do the donkey shows down in Tijuana.
81. Posted by julema on March 1, 2006 08:15 PM
Her nipples looks strangely too high...
She's so ugly...sorry, i don't see anything sexy in her! Even if she got implants, fake hair(extension), fake lashes, collagen (upper lips)... great dresses, make up...she's still ans will always be a normal girl to me. She looks like a spoon. Big head and little body. She's still too thin! We can see too much bones! and freakles (that one is not her fault)the only cute thing is the color of her eyes. That's all.
82. Posted by suggy on March 1, 2006 08:23 PM
Wow... hot. And those breasts look real to me, they are slopped like normal boobs, and she is only like 20, so her boobs are gonna be hot no matter what. I know plenty of skinny chics with big boobs, and I hate them! Haha... but they are out there and LL is one of them!
83. Posted by pixel killya on March 1, 2006 09:00 PM
Sorry but the skin makes me gag. I love hot women, wonder if LL knows any?
84. Posted by Warrior on March 1, 2006 09:18 PM
I am still convinced that Lindsay is actually just Frankie Muniz in a wig.
85. Posted by a concerned fan on March 1, 2006 09:34 PM
Then I guess Frankie has some nice boobs. Malcom's in the middle of some cleavage.
86. Posted by llynnowens on March 1, 2006 09:51 PM
OMG! She has ben eating! I think there is some food stuff between her front teeth in the egotastic pic from post #5! Looks breadish---carbs!
(I am so gross for looking at her teeth up close like this and you are too!)
87. Posted by energy_guru on March 1, 2006 10:04 PM
Is it just me or did she get way hotter when she died her hair dark?
88. Posted by nichole on March 1, 2006 10:17 PM
Ugh, she's wearing her red Kabalah yarn.
I miss the Lindsay Lohan who was one of People Magazine's most beautiful people:
http://www.lindsayimages.com/displayimage.php?album=27&pos=2
89. Posted by nichole on March 1, 2006 10:18 PM
#88--it's just you
90. Posted by suzy on March 1, 2006 10:32 PM
i like her much better here
http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1943_1672_Lohan-Lindsay-02-400-lo.jpg
91. Posted by lohans8ball on March 1, 2006 10:43 PM
Theres a thing that Hollywood women do with their breasts when it comes to augmentation: They put on weight (pregnancy) and then they get their boob jobs and want people to think that it was from the weight gain during pregnancy. Its a great cover actually, but I believe Demi Moore did this right after her pregnancy. I also believe Courtney Cox has done the same thing. In Lindsay Lohan's case, she had the reduction or adjustments made during her bulemic phase to not be so obviously augmented when all that weight came off. Its the great "weight loss/gain trick" theyre trying to pull off on the public when it comes to adjusting their boob size.
92. Posted by lohans8ball on March 1, 2006 10:58 PM
Stretch marks or not, I think her boobs look decent now. Its that scaly, freckly, leathery lizard back that has me worried. We all criticize people like her on these forums but if we had hollywood/tabloid fame, too much money, no real life direction outside of "how much money will I make on my next kid movie?", screwed up parents, and the no culture lifestyle of Lost Angeles.. we too would all end up looking like creatures of the night obsessing about ourselves thinking we were really glamorous and hot when we were really very insecure and horribly sad and lost children who didnt need to apply themselves in any real way outside of batting their eyelashes and flashing a smile..
93. Posted by lohans8ball on March 1, 2006 10:58 PM
Stretch marks or not, I think her boobs look decent now. Its that scaly, freckly, leathery lizard back that has me worried. We all criticize people like her on these forums but if we had hollywood/tabloid fame, too much money, no real life direction outside of "how much money will I make on my next kid movie?", screwed up parents, and the no culture lifestyle of Lost Angeles.. we too would all end up looking like creatures of the night obsessing about ourselves thinking we were really glamorous and hot when we were really very insecure and horribly sad and lost children who didnt need to apply themselves in any real way outside of batting their eyelashes and flashing a smile..
94. Posted by lohans8ball on March 1, 2006 10:59 PM
whoopsie
95. Posted by spearshound on March 1, 2006 11:01 PM
She better start eating again or the boobs will disappear. Never good to see ribs and vertabrae
96. Posted by allison joy on March 1, 2006 11:06 PM
she's ugly. i agree--she used to be hot. but she seriously looks like she's aged about 10 years in about two. or less. in the picture in #91, where were her freckles? and how come there's SO many of them now? sun damage, i guess. ew. she's gross. and her boobs are gross too. doesn't matter to me if they're fake or real--they're just gross. apparently i can't use the word "gross" enough times in this comment!!! :)
97. Posted by HollyJ on March 2, 2006 12:27 AM
Everyone keeps desperately posting the two decent photos of her, over and over, to justify not finding her repulsive.
If I'd taken a sexy pic at 16, and now I was 78, can I keep showing the pic of me at 16 to say "yeah, I'm sexy" ?
NO!!! She's a nasty, emaciated, fake, empty-eyed pile of useless protein!!! (And freckled, too)
98. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on March 2, 2006 12:54 AM
#93 Um, flashing a smile? She flashes other stuff...
99. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on March 2, 2006 01:03 AM
Well said #93
100. Posted by minx3030 on March 2, 2006 01:06 AM
alright. First of all, I agree with whoever said to GET OUT THE DOUBLE-SIDED TAPE. Seriously, if you're a female celebrity going out to an event where you will certainly be photographed wearing a semi-revealing dress, wouldn't checking from *all angles* and *various poses* incorporating all sorts of limb different limb positions in order to see if, at any point, one of your huge knockers comes flying out? I would think that would be first on the agenda. secondly, the droop of her titty makes me think it might not be fake, but with all the goddamn theories, I can't decide!!! And she looks skinny, but a-ok in my book. But back to the nip slip (more like a TIT slip. god it's huge and you can see the whole thing!) -there are no excuses when it comes to something like this. I mean, you can see her entire freakin' boob. nice one though, fake or not. too bad all fake boobs don't look like that. Well, now I know what it looks like. thanks, linds.
101. Posted by Jetdoctr on March 2, 2006 01:19 AM
well, i think she's hot...
she needs some more weight,
and get her hair back to its natural red,
and she's back to 100% gorgeous.
I'd like to see pics all these people criticizing her here, I'd bet nobody here
looks half as good as she does. haters!
102. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on March 2, 2006 01:20 AM
#101 Doesn't double sided tape sort of defeat the purpose of the whole outfit? The point is to get a revealing shot that garners a lot of press. Ill-advised nudity and sex tapes and the like used to destroy careers in days of old. Now, there's just no such thing as bad publicity. Even if everyone thinks the girl is just a drug-addled little whore, I'm sure she just cries right up to the point when she draws a line out on her bank book. More's the pity.
103. Posted by lalalavitiater on March 2, 2006 02:06 AM
oh, comeon. everyone's slippin nip nowadays. distracts us from the the mediocre talent.
104. Posted by displayname on March 2, 2006 02:59 AM
#76 - WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY???????????????
you are a dancer and she reminds you of the girls you work with? all trash?????? you TARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
THE RETARDATION ON THIS SITE IS ASTOUNDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
105. Posted by Dee on March 2, 2006 03:15 AM
She looks like smells and never bathes. And she has an annoying smokers voice. I cannot for the life of me understand how anyone could find her attractive.
106. Posted by tibo_2007 on March 2, 2006 03:17 AM
As said above, this is a photoshopped picture of Bai Ling's body with Lindsay Lohan's face.
Proof:
a) Here's a similar photo of Bai Ling with the same dress at the same event: http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/03/a_fugly_home_co.html
plus the quote: "Oh, don't look so pleased with yourself, Skeletor. You're lucky we decided not to run the photo where your right breast is full-on exposed because the dress is tenting itself around your bony, awkwardly posed frame."
b) from the Vanity Fair pictures last month, that's not what Lindsay's back looks like. She has a typical red-heads spattering of freckles, nothing at all like this back here. Presumably those pics are online somewhere.
107. Posted by satanspawn on March 2, 2006 04:57 AM
haha, gotta love the comments posted on here!
one thing I have to say though, is to all the people knocking freckles, I have freckles and I have no problem pulling. Also, who cares? I know this is a superficial site, but not many guys that I know would have a problem shagging the talentless girl!
108. Posted by TaiTai on March 2, 2006 06:35 AM
#107 are you joking or can't you read? GoFugYourself says that is Lindsay Lohan.
109. Posted by TaiTai on March 2, 2006 06:36 AM
Although I am still pretty sure it is really Priscilla Presley.
110. Posted by poisonredapple on March 2, 2006 07:15 AM
Uh #107 that IS Lindsay Lohan on gofug, it just happens to be an even uglier picture of her. So a0 WRONG and b) Wrong. I actually feel genuinely sad at how wreched, haggy, and whorish this girl has become. And what is uP with the weird scary clown mouth? any clue what is going on with that? Seriously! Check out the hi res from #5.
111. Posted by Lostmember on March 2, 2006 07:41 AM
Hey big boobs on a skinny girls are possible! I weigh 100 lbs and I'm a 34DD...all natural! I've been that way since I was 15. (and boy did I hate it...now I love it!) I get sick of hearing people say skinny and big boobs don't go together..sometimes it does!
112. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 07:47 AM
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.... they're titties.... just enjoy them....
113. Posted by amma on March 2, 2006 08:26 AM
People can definitely be skinny and have big boobs. But Lohan ain't one of them. That long white line under her boob, that is a lift scar. Usually part of an implant job. Nothing wrong with that...except, excuse me! Usually people don't diet their boobs off and then have them replaced by fake ones! Leave the fake ones to the girls who need them--otherwise that just crAzy:0
114. Posted by Kim on March 2, 2006 08:46 AM
#107...
this is a real photo. i saw video of this even on E! the other night. and unless they spent a lot of money doing special effects, the shot is real. i know you can photoshop any photo to make it different, but please, not every photo of a celeb has ben photoshopped!
115. Posted by Bleeding Ballz on March 2, 2006 08:52 AM
what's wrong with you fatimmy? those stretch marks remind me of your mama's lips.
116. Posted by nichole on March 2, 2006 09:13 AM
"98. Posted by HollyJ on March 2, 2006 12:27 AM
Everyone keeps desperately posting the two decent photos of her, over and over, to justify not finding her repulsive.
If I'd taken a sexy pic at 16, and now I was 78, can I keep showing the pic of me at 16 to say "yeah, I'm sexy" ?
NO!!! She's a nasty, emaciated, fake, empty-eyed pile of useless protein!!! (And freckled, too)"
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You obviously didn't read very closely. I never said anything about her still being sexy, she's not. I said "I miss..." And the other guy said "I like her here:" Nothing about "excusing" her repulsivness. Thanks.
117. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 11:05 AM
Bleeding Ballz... You Mother F... I hope you die of starvation just like lindsay's going to do.
118. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 11:42 AM
117 nichole I'll bet your nasty and emaciated just like lindsay. Come on now she's Lindsay Freakin Lohan.....
What are you some kinda bull dike????
119. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 2, 2006 11:49 AM
sorry but huge breasts on a thin girl just looks plain awkward, as poor Lindsay displays perfectly
120. Posted by Bleeding Ballz on March 2, 2006 11:55 AM
with a named like fatimmy, we know a lack of food will never be your cause of death. you'll probably just put out another dance cd and K-Fed your way to gaydom.
121. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 12:02 PM
Bleeding Ballz, you did not just go there. Mark my words, just like Lindsay Lohan's genius musical career, K-Fed will be the next American Idol....
I hate to drop this... but I've been the Dance Dance Revolution Champ at Dave and Busters for the past 3 weeks... I'll meet you there any time A-Hole.
Left Left, Spin, Jump Back, Milli Vanilli run, Stop... OOOOH.. Beat That!
122. Posted by reptilicus on March 2, 2006 12:18 PM
Man, she's got to be desperate for hype if she has to pull the old oh-no! my-tits-fell-out-of-my-dress routine.
123. Posted by Bleeding Ballz on March 2, 2006 12:27 PM
well drop this fatimmy...if i ever see you at dave and busters, i'll bring my teabag to your dance party...
i bet watching you dance is like watching Star Jones stampede the macaroni bar at Old County Buffett.
I bet the trailer park isn't the same since you and K-Fed left for greener pastures.
124. Posted by voluptuousbitch on March 2, 2006 12:34 PM
It is a fake picture, because it's my body they put her head on. Fatimmy, you can come dance with me at D&B anytime.
125. Posted by nichole on March 2, 2006 12:36 PM
119. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 11:42 AM
117 nichole I'll bet your nasty and emaciated just like lindsay. Come on now she's Lindsay Freakin Lohan.....
What are you some kinda bull dike????
__________________________________________
Hi, can you read? It was about an earlier post where I said that she used to be pretty, she thought I was saying she still is. In 117 I was clarifying that--hence "NOTHING ABOUT EXCUSING HER REPULSIVNESS."
LEARN TO READ.
126. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 12:38 PM
Drop Your Teabags boy... or should I say BrokeBack Boy.... PopoZao... Brazillian Ass Shakin K-Fed Masterpiece is gonna be the next big thing...
Dance Dance Revolution 4-Ever....
127. Posted by nichole on March 2, 2006 12:39 PM
** To clarify I realized the two unspecific "she"s might confuse you.(since you can't read)
HollyJ thought I was saying that Lindsay is still pretty, that I was trying to use her past-prettiness to excuse her current monster-like qualities. I realized the two unspecific "she"s might confuse you.
128. Posted by voluptuousbitch on March 2, 2006 12:40 PM
Bleeding Balz - are they bleeding because you recently had them cut off in that sex change operation, or did K-fed just suck them off?
129. Posted by nichole on March 2, 2006 12:40 PM
ah, forget to erase the second "I realized" after cutting and pasting above. ----Then again, who cares????
130. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 12:44 PM
nichole,
You're so stupid...Your Dumb...
You're just jealous because your a fat cow. and because you're NOT Linday.
Go chew your cud... and have someone milk you fat A..
131. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 12:46 PM
I mean Lindsay....You've got me so pissed off. Now I can't even spell correctly...
I'm going to go watch the K-Fed video to help me relax
132. Posted by Bleeding Ballz on March 2, 2006 12:48 PM
Sounds like fatimmy is getting his bleeding ballz sucked by nichole...way to go whore.
as for voluptuouscunt, it would be an honor to have the great K-Fed suck my ornaments off my tree. hell, i bet he's got the same suction power you do when you are muff diving at the Flannel shirt convention.
133. Posted by fatimmy on March 2, 2006 12:53 PM
nicole, where do you live. I'd like to meet you somewhere and have a Dance Dance Revolution competition. But instead of the usual songs, I'm gonna bring my special Lindsay and K-Fed mix tape.
Left, Left, Stop, Milli Vanilli Run, Right, spin, jump back and Stop.... OOOOOH, You're gonna get the dance beat out of you.....
K-Fed for life.
134. Posted by nichole on March 2, 2006 01:18 PM
It's hilarious that you guys let an internet conversation with people who you don't even know get you so mad. :D
135. Posted by asha on March 2, 2006 02:40 PM
I guess it's Lindsay's turn to steal the spotlight, of course by doing that she has to try to amount to being triple the slut Paris is, monkey see monkey do right? ..aww dont get jealous Paris, she doesnt take the slut title from you, now I suggest you do something to show her up, maybe another video? Maybe another nip slip? Why dont you just go on and call her fat to make yourself feel better? It's ok Linds, atleast this website doesnt have pictures of YOU scratching your crotch...yet.
136. Posted by Shovel00 on March 2, 2006 03:20 PM
Of course skinny girls can have big boobs, but she's still way too thin to have "magically" gained her boobs back first, unless of course she's had lipo everywhere else (this actually forces weight gain into non-lipo areas, like boobs, so I suppose it's entirely possible she did this).
Plus, if she had her implants redone in a slightly smaller size (esp under the muscle), there would be plenty of stretched skin to give that "natural" droop.
It's funny how the 0.0001% of women who's bodies miraculously function in these rare ways just *happen* to be wealthy.
137. Posted by Miss Skyline on March 2, 2006 04:01 PM
Lindsay's nipple looks smushed in. Um, pasties much, Linds?
138. Posted by Katie on March 2, 2006 04:06 PM
Hmmm...it looks like she underwent a little breast surgery.The rippling just isnt natural.
139. Posted by slinkhard on March 2, 2006 04:14 PM
The tits look real to me, stretch marks and all.
And I like the black hair and goth makeup, (although she'd look better if she gained 30 pounds).
I...don't know what's wrong with me.
140. Posted by Jacq on March 2, 2006 07:34 PM
#62 - Of course she does anal. How else can she screw and do a line at the same time?
She looks like, as my boyfriend puts it, a fuckbag. Ridden hard and put up wet.
***
The "stretch marks" are more than likely what doctors call capsular contracture. Here's a pretty good example with Jessica Simpson: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005188.html
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141. Posted by superficialgirl on March 2, 2006 07:58 PM
none of you actually think it's doctored?
142. Posted by sarie2304 on March 2, 2006 11:50 PM
unless there's a mysteriously strong breeze going, that's sort of an impossible shape for the dress to take on. perhaps part of her side cleavage was showing and someone added in the whole boob?
anyway, real or not, those marks look like stretch marks.
143. Posted by sarie2304 on March 2, 2006 11:53 PM
unless there's a mysteriously strong breeze going, that's sort of an impossible shape for the dress to take on. perhaps part of her side cleavage was showing and someone added in the whole boob?
anyway, real or not, those marks look like stretch marks.
144. Posted by sarie2304 on March 2, 2006 11:56 PM
unless there's a mysteriously strong breeze going, that's sort of an impossible shape for the dress to take on. perhaps part of her side cleavage was showing and someone added in the whole boob?
anyway, real or not, those marks look like stretch marks.
145. Posted by sarie2304 on March 2, 2006 11:57 PM
uh, triple post. sorry.
146. Posted by HollyJ on March 3, 2006 12:26 AM
'Scuse me, but I don't recall saying anything to or about "Nichole" in any of my posts (till now)
I scanned over the comments and hardly noticed who said what, besides a few rare gems like 59 about Virginia Madsen.
You're excessively defensive over nothing.
147. Posted by cyanne on March 3, 2006 10:57 AM
Bai ling my ever-lovin ass.
Here's a link to 17 pictures of her striking the same inspid pose at this event. It's Lindsay. She's Twiggy with a bad boob job. Get a clue.
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=2679
148. Posted by single on March 3, 2006 03:27 PM
lindsey lohan is discusting. She fake and im sick of her.
149. Posted by GypsyCampTrash on March 4, 2006 05:35 AM
Lindsay lohan is not DisGUSTING.
She's sexy.
150. Posted by sarakai on March 4, 2006 05:54 AM
First of all, why do ppl always assume shots like this are photoshopped, this is Lindsay we're talking about here.
Secondly, this is such proof her boobs are fake. They're obviously so pumped full of plastic goodness that she can't even feel them, no normal girl could have her tits out like that and not realise. She's unbelievable.
151. Posted by francesca on March 5, 2006 06:39 PM
I can't believe how jealous everyone is!! Total haters. To #9, of course a woman can be skinny and have natural boobs. WTF is your problem?? Oh yeah, you are ignorant!!
To #55, if you are a chick, you are so jealous. You wish you looked as good as Lindsey. You are probably a FAT cow...yeah you know you are. And, if you are a guy, Miss Lohan would never give you the time of day!!!
152. Posted by Tracie on March 6, 2006 02:41 AM
I never understood why so many ladies today don't opt for the nipple cover tape, until I saw how "well" it worked for Cameron Diaz...ugh:
http://www.therandommuse.com/photos/cameron/5983_diaz_c88661147.jpg
153. Posted by tonks7 on March 6, 2006 09:46 AM
I think she look nice!
154. Posted by Reeber on March 12, 2006 04:28 PM
MOst sites removed the money shot due to fear of getting their A$$E$ sued but I found one where it was still up. I think she would be very hot if she just ate a friggin meal. She is way too skinny!! Check it out http://news.sawf.org/Fashion/8369.aspx