February 27, 2006
Vinnie Jones is the Juggernaut
For those of you who thought Vinnie Jones would make a bad Juggernaut, you were absolutely right. Unless you always envisioned Juggernaut catching a quick game of soccer before making his way to the local comic book convention. I mean that's what menacing super villains do all the time, right? Watch soccer? It's menacing!
Previous Entries
» Janice Dickinson is gorgeous» Britney Spears might be pregnant again
» Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova might be dating
» Madonna has fake eyelashes
» Evangeline Lilly is sophisticated
Comments
1. Posted by Akapee on February 27, 2006 06:26 PM
How do you spell steroids? Vinnie Jones. He looks like an electrical probe has been thrust into his ass. Look at those eyes.
2. Posted by NewGuy on February 27, 2006 06:29 PM
They better use a crap-load of CGI...
Juggernaut is supposed to be one of the largest and strongest villians on Marvel earth...
I think I could take this guy with a can of Mace and a sharp #2 pencil...
This website sucks.
3. Posted by gogoboots on February 27, 2006 06:38 PM
wasnt he in that movie lock, stock and two smoking barrels? he was badass! yes this site sucks!
4. Posted by billabong021 on February 27, 2006 06:45 PM
wtf?
5. Posted by hahaboo6 on February 27, 2006 06:49 PM
It reminds me so much of her: http://www.vashi2panvel.com/Navi-Mumbai-News/media/1/20050829-bald.jpg
6. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 27, 2006 06:50 PM
Marvel earth? Gogoboots? Yeah it's the site that sucks, not you. Just keep telling yourself that and everything will be okay.
7. Posted by Drew on February 27, 2006 06:56 PM
He's about a third the size of the comic book one.
8. Posted by Jonboy in SF on February 27, 2006 06:57 PM
Geez, you'd think even a superhero would clip his chest and body hair!
9. Posted by SMF121490 on February 27, 2006 07:01 PM
This whatever is not Juggernaut material. I am really not sure what this is. All I know is it is scary and ugly. And, it probably stinks.
10. Posted by ESQ on February 27, 2006 07:10 PM
Comment #1 - You took the words right out of my mouth...
'Roid Boy all the way...This guy looks like he has nothing else to do all day except to work out at Muscle Beach, pump cc's, and take it in the ass...what a life!
In response to comment #2 - LOVED what you said, "I think I could take this guy with a can of Mace and a sharp #2 pencil..."
11. Posted by Chris'sMom on February 27, 2006 07:33 PM
Hair is the devil. Rather than looking cool, he looks like a cheesey porn star. What has the world come to?
12. Posted by Grphdesi23 on February 27, 2006 07:34 PM
Who is this Juggernaut anyway?
13. Posted by uncommon_american on February 27, 2006 08:07 PM
I wish I were gay so I could be more repulsed by this photo. But there's only so much repulsion a straight man can muster.
14. Posted by billabong021 on February 27, 2006 08:25 PM
#12 - Juggernauts a villian from x-men comics.
15. Posted by HollyJ on February 27, 2006 09:12 PM
I don't know who Juggernaut is either, but he could be Juggernuts.
16. Posted by cibby on February 27, 2006 09:20 PM
There's an infamous Juggernaut dub:
http://www.fazed.org/video/embed/?id=63
But I don't think Vinnie captures it quite right.
How about that huge black guy from Friday? Zeus something?
17. Posted by Binky on February 27, 2006 09:44 PM
Never heard of this guy - sorry
But, by the way, you invaded Iraq...
18. Posted by Average on February 28, 2006 12:16 AM
Im thinking he might look more impressive standing next to all the other actors.
Especially considering majority of male actors are short as hell. Besides it is impossible to get someone that looks as big as Jugger.
Not to mention his forearms are subhuman!
Then again Ive never been a big Jugger fan so it doesnt matter much to me.
19. Posted by rachel on February 28, 2006 12:21 AM
I think he's been getting into Mariah Carey's ab makeup
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/07/05/mariah_carey_dr.html
20. Posted by rds0811 on February 28, 2006 01:25 AM
a) I'm thinking most of that muscle is prosthetic/SFX/makeup (Whatever you'd like to call it). The forearms just look especially un-human
b) There is actually a pretty cool helmet assembly that rounds out the costume a bit better (although the whole costume is far different from the comics)
c) Maybe they will use some fancy camera tricks to make him look larger. (The same way they made the Hobbits look smaller in LOTR)
21. Posted by hafaball on February 28, 2006 01:56 AM
Yeah, I'm guessing that's some sort of body suit...the only problem is, IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH! Plus, I don't remember the Jug being to hairy..hehe
22. Posted by rds0811 on February 28, 2006 02:01 AM
Ahh yes, it IS in fact a full body suit:
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=923287
A lot of people are complaining that Vinnie isn't bulky enough for the part...but I like Vinnie's acting style and I think he can give Juggernaut a cool persona we just have to compromise on the size. Again, though I feel like they will probably use camera tricks and SFX to make him look bigger and give him the right presence on film.
23. Posted by gogoboots on February 28, 2006 02:02 AM
hugh jorgan the third isnt a handle that sucks? come on gogoboots, isnt my real name, remember?...yes this site still sucks despite the fact my handle is what it is...
24. Posted by DiamondStudded on February 28, 2006 02:02 AM
Who is this man??
25. Posted by gogoboots on February 28, 2006 02:04 AM
actually the juggernaut for reals is way bigger than this...which is a real letdown for the third xmen movie...
26. Posted by Child Prodigy on February 28, 2006 02:11 AM
hmmm - looks like he would be more at home in a german pawn - although he might also be more at home wearing the french maid outfit and getting spanked with a feather duster
27. Posted by Child Prodigy on February 28, 2006 02:12 AM
porn I mean
28. Posted by sqongo on February 28, 2006 03:08 AM
The reason he's watching football is because he used to be a footballer!
29. Posted by sqongo on February 28, 2006 03:09 AM
@Akapee,heard of prosthetics?
30. Posted by TaiTai on February 28, 2006 03:43 AM
Never heard of a Vinnie Jones or a Juggernaut. Couldn't be any further away from interesting.
31. Posted by lastangelman on February 28, 2006 04:37 AM
Don't know either, don't care a whit, he's a fag in a Halloween dress up who needs a serious body waxing. Now where's my BJ, Pamela? Ah, that's better ...
32. Posted by Jum on February 28, 2006 05:45 AM
#13 -> LOL, best comment so far
33. Posted by The VZA on February 28, 2006 07:15 AM
Inspiration, perhaps? http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/zardoz/media/zed.jpg
34. Posted by Lampro on February 28, 2006 07:36 AM
It's a motion picture adaptation. Adaptation being the operative word. Of course it won't or can't be just like the comics. Sure CGI makes a lot of things possible but I think the less CGI the better (Case in point the latest batch of star wars movies). CGI can't always make up for screen presence. And if anyone has watched alot any of Vinnie Jone's movies you can't deny that the man is a great presence on screen. He may not be the best actor but he's leagues better then the guy they cast as Sabertooth. Chances are the Jugger character will end up just like Sabertooh and be a show piece and meatshield.
35. Posted by DonLes91 on February 28, 2006 08:50 AM
Hey, if they can make Aussie Eric Bana (aka Hulk) look like he weighs 1,500 lbs., I'm not worried about this guy. I'm sure this is the "BEFORE" shot. Hopefully they'll edit out the soccer.
36. Posted by DonLes91 on February 28, 2006 09:02 AM
#16:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001474/
37. Posted by senin on February 28, 2006 09:04 AM
PLEASE this is just plain scary. Get that belly hair waxed - yuk!
38. Posted by jugsgirl on February 28, 2006 09:18 AM
vinnie jones?
39. Posted by Baroness on February 28, 2006 09:44 AM
Am I the only one strangely turned on by his raw caveman appeal? No? OK...
40. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on February 28, 2006 09:45 AM
He looks like a guy I saw in a SNUFF film one time...It was really hot, especially when the chick got stabbed in the...well, you know.
41. Posted by rachie on February 28, 2006 10:41 AM
#33 Thank you. I needed to toss my cookies.
42. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on February 28, 2006 10:56 AM
Quit bitching, no one would have satisfied people.
Oh wait, why didn't we get the real Juggernaut to play himself. Afterall, he's the only one who is 8ft tall and weighs in at around a ton. Give me break. I may go to the official web site to listen to bigger comic book nerds complain.
43. Posted by Baroness on February 28, 2006 10:59 AM
A little over an hour later, and I'd still hit it.
Or, let it hit me, maybe. Uh..
44. Posted by Baroness on February 28, 2006 11:05 AM
Hey, Dominic Purcell called and he wants his two-foot wide face back:
http://www.wvah.com/programs/prisonbreak/dominicpurcell.jpg
45. Posted by frangly on February 28, 2006 11:22 AM
I normally love me some chest hair on a guy. But here--not working. I keep worrying the hair's going to get tangled in the the leather strappy thing and he'll be all "ow ow OW" and that will totally blow his toughness cred.
46. Posted by senin on February 28, 2006 12:07 PM
He looks like he should be strapped to Barbara Asher's wheel. What's up with the belly hair - yuk - wax it...
47. Posted by Jayne on February 28, 2006 03:15 PM
[jumps up and down]
This movie is gonna SUUUUUUUUCK!
More than Superman?
Can't say :(
48. Posted by stevie511 on February 28, 2006 05:45 PM
Does anyone else think he's one ugly mother-f*cker? Bring me a bucket.
49. Posted by Praz on February 28, 2006 06:18 PM
This guy was Sphinx in "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Anyways, this is no more disappointing than Sabretooth was in the original X-Men movie. Remember how scrawny that guy was? And the actor was some random unknown. I guess the X-Men series is simply incapable of doing the larger characters well. Good thing Apocalypse was never a villain.
50. Posted by MustangLaura on March 1, 2006 12:03 PM
Is It Worng That This Pic Makes Me Want Him ... After All I Am I Girl And He Is FUCKING HOT Just Not So Much In This Get Up .... But I Still Want Him ....
51. Posted by JoeLow on March 7, 2006 03:52 PM
Laura
I hope your boobs look better than his. That costume is really bad!