February 27, 2006
Madonna has fake eyelashes
Madonna has gotten a pair of fake eyelashes made from mink and studded with diamonds from Japanese makeup artist Shu Uemura. The Scoop alleges that the mink is real but they're not sure about the diamonds. I'll just go ahead and assume the diamonds are real as well though, because the more ridiculous the story the better. I'm surprised Madonna doesn't just have humans murdered so she can harvest actual eyelashes. Sure, you could probably just pluck them, but why pull eyelashes from somebody who's alive when you can do it from somebody that's dead? Just do the math, man.
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Comments
1. Posted by HollyJ on February 27, 2006 01:45 PM
Is it just me, or has she had a face lift? She looks different.
2. Posted by Ez-EEEE on February 27, 2006 01:51 PM
nah no face lift. semen is great for the skin. and nobody takes it in the face like madonna.
3. Posted by not-one-of-you on February 27, 2006 02:02 PM
she has had something done, if not a facelift. she fugly.
4. Posted by jennifer11 on February 27, 2006 02:03 PM
uh... yeah.
i got nothin'
5. Posted by beautysofa on February 27, 2006 02:04 PM
She got them from Shu Uemura the makeup BRAND not the makeup artist. Duh! They had a massive PR move by offering these ridiculous sets of mink eyelashes to celebs, usually put in the goodie bags given at various awards and bashes.
6. Posted by Xanthia on February 27, 2006 02:04 PM
She needed those fake eyelashes to go with her fake British accent and fake personality.
Does anyone else ever look at her and want a twinkie just to keep from looking like that????
7. Posted by Tha-Flash on February 27, 2006 02:07 PM
I'd heard about this before.
8. Posted by ihatecelebs on February 27, 2006 02:11 PM
Madonna's a self-centerd pig - always has been. I don't buy her "spirituality" for a second. Doesn't that dopey, half-ass religion of hers teach anything about killing animals to make your old, tired, saggy face look better? Stupid cunt. Someone off her, please.
9. Posted by ESQ on February 27, 2006 02:17 PM
Great, just what I want to see a Madonna looking like herself in drag.
10. Posted by gogoboots on February 27, 2006 02:24 PM
i think Madonna is morphing into a drag queen. who else would want mink eyelashes encrusted in diamonds? maybe she's trying really hard to set a trend here, like she did in the 80s. sorry maddie, you're not the trendsetter you used to be, in fact, you're more like that weird grandmother who wears leotards in public.
11. Posted by SuperSpence on February 27, 2006 02:28 PM
It's only a matter of time before Madonna begins to bathe in the blood of virgin maidens.
12. Posted by Mary45 on February 27, 2006 02:29 PM
WTF??? Get an eyelash weave and get over it already. Gross hag!
13. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on February 27, 2006 02:43 PM
Oxygen machines in the house - mink eyelashes - bizarre cult associations - Farah Fawcett hairdos...
This train wreck is going to be awesome.
Madonna isn't growing old as gracefully as she would like everyone to think.
14. Posted by LoneWolf on February 27, 2006 02:50 PM
I had heard about this before too, but I think it was J-Lo, not Madonna. Sounds like she's behind the curve. Or maybe mink diamond studded eyelashes are standard issue for fading has-been's. Does Sharon Stone have a set?
15. Posted by Xanthia on February 27, 2006 03:03 PM
LoneWolf: Rumor has it that Sharon Stone has a pair as well. She just wears them in the nether regions so they can be seen more.
16. Posted by smartass on February 27, 2006 03:05 PM
Totally agree #8. I read that her husband is getting sick of her high maintenance control freak attitude & wants to do what he wants to do once in awhile. What a puss.
17. Posted by Zanna on February 27, 2006 03:06 PM
Ohhh, Xanthia you took my joke!!! Great minds think alike.....
18. Posted by Xanthia on February 27, 2006 03:35 PM
HA!! Scary ain't it Zanna????
19. Posted by senin on February 27, 2006 04:02 PM
Whatever - all I can say is she looks a whole lot better than Janice Dickinson.
20. Posted by Jacq on February 27, 2006 04:15 PM
Her skin looks pulled tighter than a drum. She's all powdery, too. I bet she's gone so far as to turn Bitish fop, wig and all. Hope she smells better than she looks.
21. Posted by happy_bunny on February 27, 2006 04:23 PM
Only assholes wear fur.
22. Posted by cibby on February 27, 2006 04:48 PM
Ah, Madonna... there's no better way to show that you haven't aged gracefully...
23. Posted by Cat on February 27, 2006 05:01 PM
It was J-Lo but the eyelashes were fox not mink and this was YEARS ago. Madonna is definatley behind on this one.
24. Posted by Zanna on February 27, 2006 05:38 PM
I'll tell you what we've got here....we've got a "Norma Desmond" case on our hands. Read the first paragraph and substitute Norma Desmond for "Madonna". And it works!
http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/0505/0505closeup.htm
and here is the picture to back it up:
http://pwp.netcabo.pt/0210980301/m/sunset.jpeg
I'M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP MR. DEMILLE!
25. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 27, 2006 05:47 PM
Somewhere, trapped in a Siberian mink farm, a freezing, caged mink tries to cry itself to sleep but can't, because Madonna has harvested it's eyelids.
Slut
26. Posted by HollyJ on February 27, 2006 09:31 PM
WHORE!!!
Sorry about the outburst. Yelling profanities seems to be the "Monday thing" around here, and I hadn't had a chance to try it yet.
I must say, I feel that I've been missing out. ...Feels pretty good...
SLUT!!!
27. Posted by HollyJ on February 27, 2006 09:34 PM
http://surgerynews.net/news/0204/celeb020401.htm
in case you're interested
28. Posted by hafaball on February 28, 2006 01:37 AM
That's probably just about the way she'll look when she's dead. There's pale, like me, and then there's "I seest to exist pale." Plus, what was diamond? her eyelashes? When you have diamond eyelashes...you're very fucking rich.
29. Posted by slinkhard on February 28, 2006 04:43 AM
I'm sure she has had work done, but Hollyj, that article is written by a Daily Mail writer, and they're certifiably insane. Like, Ann Coulter level. I wouldn't trust that paper to tell me the sky was blue.
30. Posted by Madonna on February 28, 2006 07:13 AM
This is really old news, and I said that the diamonds were NOT real on Entertainment Tonight like 5 months ago.
31. Posted by jugsgirl on February 28, 2006 09:52 AM
nutt is natures lotion.
nutt is natures mouthwash.
nutt is natures botox.
nutt is natures conditioner.
32. Posted by dodah1 on February 28, 2006 11:05 AM
Even though I'm crazy about Madonna, I'm not crazy about the eyelashes. They were made for her and she put the diamonds on herself.
I read the guy who made them was upset that she didn't credit him after all the publicity they got. Tough shit!
33. Posted by Don'tPanic on February 28, 2006 11:28 AM
Great post #6 I was thinking the same thing!
34. Posted by Mr. Fritz on February 28, 2006 02:24 PM
Number #13, LMAO with that one. Madonna is getting scarier as she gets older. I wonder what her daughter is going to turn into when she is a teenager. This will be fun.
35. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 28, 2006 07:11 PM
I love how in her last two videos she has tried to start a "ridiculous leotard and feathered hair" trend. I guess to no avail since I haven't seen anyone retarded enough yet to dress like that. But again, I live aound the Amish so..
36. Posted by TheLusciousDeluxe on March 2, 2006 04:48 PM
Funny how she's willing to do just about anything for attention these days, even fall off her horse and injure herself, but the general public still doesn't care.
37. Posted by dodah1 on March 4, 2006 07:12 PM
The feathered hair is in, and Madonna is getting more PR than ever. Suck it up!