February 27, 2006
Janice Dickinson is gorgeous
When you've got a driver's license photo that looks like this, you've earned the right to occasionally step outside and look like a monster. Or to, uh, get more lip injections. Because if there's anything Janice Dickinson needs it's more lip injections. You know, injections. For her lips. To make them fuller.
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Comments
1. Posted by SuperSpence on February 27, 2006 02:30 PM
I think I saw her in one of the background scenes from "Night of the Living Dead." She was eating someone's calf bone.
2. Posted by Caught Dead In That Dress on February 27, 2006 02:34 PM
I don't think she looks that bad there...
A little like she might eat your face. But hey! Who are we to judge
3. Posted by gogoboots on February 27, 2006 02:35 PM
ugh that totally scared the crap outta me. who is this drag queen?!
4. Posted by JollyJumjuck on February 27, 2006 02:35 PM
The good news is, my collagen futures just went up! Dickinson used so much on her lip implants, she caused a worldwide shortage.
5. Posted by Astriastar on February 27, 2006 02:37 PM
She's hideous! Why does she poke her lips out...is she channeling Mick Jagger?
6. Posted by playahater101 on February 27, 2006 02:38 PM
Her boob looks like it's about to attack her face. That's one round titty on a 50 year old!
7. Posted by anja on February 27, 2006 02:40 PM
And the left pic for some reason reminds me of Sandra Bullock...
But really she just slightly overdid it with eye-shadows and mascara (even though my friends claim that after more than 4 layers it starts to fall off, it seems not to be true in this case). and who counts - half-a litter collagen more, half-less..
8. Posted by lish520 on February 27, 2006 02:49 PM
In the first picture, she's doing the same face as the Cowbell chick--
And as a afterthought, her lower lashes look like they are drawn on her face, Clockwork Orange style.
9. Posted by Shaun on February 27, 2006 02:50 PM
Wow, she looks like she is taking make-up lessons from Kelly Osbourne.
http://www.togawp.com/main/kelly_O-thumb.jpg
10. Posted by Average on February 27, 2006 02:50 PM
Jolie time warp
11. Posted by Mary45 on February 27, 2006 02:54 PM
I guess there is no growing old gracefully in Hollywood.
12. Posted by Quiggie on February 27, 2006 03:15 PM
...and she has the nerve to put her 2 cents in on America's Next Top Model. Looks like she needs to judge herself first...
13. Posted by blackblackheart on February 27, 2006 03:16 PM
Shaun
lol
Kelly Osborne looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid... XD
14. Posted by Xarah on February 27, 2006 03:20 PM
This isn't a man? Seriously....
15. Posted by Binky on February 27, 2006 03:20 PM
That's SO not her.
When's Alice Cooper finally going to retire ? 'School's out ' buddy.
16. Posted by tits_on_snack on February 27, 2006 03:27 PM
Annoying old crazy lady!!!! I read that she tapes her saggy neck back, with pieces of tape behind her neck, underneath her hair. (it must be true because i read it in a magazine!)
Annoying old crazy lady clinging to the past. Reminds me of hearing about rich old dudes from Dallas whose wives used to be Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and introduce themselves as "Hi my name is Cheryl and I was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader" every single time they meet someone.. Still clinging to their 15 minutes of fame.
17. Posted by Jum on February 27, 2006 03:30 PM
how much collagen can be pumped into one's lips before they just explode?
18. Posted by ESQ on February 27, 2006 03:30 PM
Annoying or not I think she looks good for a senior citizen.
19. Posted by vargas_grrl on February 27, 2006 03:32 PM
Um, the ego on this woman may rival the size of her lips. How can she honestly look at this pic and believe she is so hot? She looks like a scary gila monster FA-REAK!!! And ladies of Hollywood, there is such a thing as too much collagen!
20. Posted by MKOh8sMischka on February 27, 2006 03:43 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! that's all I have for this one. she's horrible!
21. Posted by senin on February 27, 2006 03:44 PM
Don't foget about the fake boob implants - she needs more of those too. How about saving the botox moneyand putting it toward the turkey flesh neck???
22. Posted by Xanthia on February 27, 2006 03:46 PM
Just the same, can you imagine having her as a friend??? Someone offends you, you tell her and she goes psycho on their ass, while you sit back with a big coke and a box of popcorn. How great would that be????
23. Posted by bigdog on February 27, 2006 03:53 PM
I think she looks sexy plus nice rack do we have a full pic of her
24. Posted by sadiembeagle on February 27, 2006 03:57 PM
Ah, the eternal dilemma... beyond what point of plastic surgery can you no longer call yourself human?
25. Posted by Bubba_is_me on February 27, 2006 04:07 PM
I thought it was that Jordan chick for a minute there.
26. Posted by The Lazy Asian on February 27, 2006 04:14 PM
Nice DSL's - but there's the danger that she might use her teeth to tear it off.
27. Posted by Jacq on February 27, 2006 04:20 PM
Are her eyes melting? They can pool on her upper lip. I feel sorry for her left boob, because of that dress not just cause it happens to be part of her (actually - crammed in her body).
28. Posted by happy_bunny on February 27, 2006 04:21 PM
See? This is how Angelina Jolie is a scourge on humankind! Since she came up and was pronounced "most beautiful woman of all time ever in the history of the universe" everyone's been running out and getting these big, silly fish-lips. In a few years, VH1 will do a retro show with clips and snippets of people making fun of everyone who fell for the Jolie-fish-lip craze.
29. Posted by Spindoc on February 27, 2006 04:37 PM
She sort of looks like Sandra Bullock after a motorcycle accident.
30. Posted by SMF121490 on February 27, 2006 04:44 PM
I really hope she is not getting on a plane soon. Her lips and boobs will explode. Collagen and saline all over the place, ewwwww.
31. Posted by playahater101 on February 27, 2006 04:46 PM
I love how she feels it's necessary to tell every person who comes within a mile of her that she's the self proclaimed world's first supermodel. Must be scary for models to see the mess that they, too, can become one day.
32. Posted by ♥ shhexycorin ♥ on February 27, 2006 04:48 PM
A friend of mine snapped her a while ago! http://www.flickr.com/photos/bigvern/47906602
33. Posted by N2 on February 27, 2006 04:59 PM
Did anybody notice how her boob just looks... wrong. I know it's fake but.....damn. Girlfriend should sue a ton of doctors. And can somebody please tell her to just let the lip thing go!....Just 'let ig go.'
34. Posted by justforkicks on February 27, 2006 05:07 PM
gross. who is she?
35. Posted by UCSD on February 27, 2006 05:10 PM
32. HA
She looks a little scary, but thats nothing a bag wouldnt fix. I'd put it in her butt.
36. Posted by Porcelyn on February 27, 2006 05:24 PM
It looks like she has one big boob right in the middle of her chest
37. Posted by Mary45 on February 27, 2006 05:32 PM
# 32 lol!! I am trying to picture the yellow lipstick as we speak!
38. Posted by VanillaSalTyBaLLs on February 27, 2006 05:33 PM
ummmm not so much carp lips..... more trout pout...
39. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 27, 2006 05:59 PM
Someday Collagen will be like oil and wars will be fought over the control of Janice's lip reserve.
40. Posted by happy_bunny on February 27, 2006 06:03 PM
Look, everybody! She's making her "fierce" face. That's "fierce".
Signed, Tyra Banks.
41. Posted by mags on February 27, 2006 06:33 PM
That's a big ol' bag of unfortunate.
42. Posted by hilary on February 27, 2006 06:52 PM
oh yeah, she's REAL attractive
http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2005/08-28/people_janice_dickinson_216.jpg
43. Posted by shelovesglitter on February 27, 2006 07:00 PM
Collagen,fake boobs, WHO CARES?
It's all about the the bone structure honey.
Janice just has that je ne c'est quois!
She is gorgeous and funny as hell..
44. Posted by nichole on February 27, 2006 07:00 PM
She used to be beautiful:
http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio/sn_janicedickinson.jpg
http://v64.com/gallery/port-20.html
She's a different being now....
45. Posted by nichole on February 27, 2006 07:02 PM
Oops, the first link didn't come out. This will:
http://v64.com/gallery/port-4.html
46. Posted by rick mcginnis on February 27, 2006 07:15 PM
Yeah, but those photos haven't been new since Duran Duran released Rio.
The new ones, on the other hand...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG-
GGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
47. Posted by hermanita on February 27, 2006 07:21 PM
THAT'S THE SAME WOMAN? Her befores look like Jessica Alba if not better and now...she's this?? I understand a woman that was ugly before and had to wear alot of makeup and get plastic surgery to look good. But she looked AMAZING before...how HOW the fuck did she turn into this Teri Hatcher wannabe??? It's too hard to watch.
48. Posted by hermanita on February 27, 2006 07:28 PM
Oh wow...I looked at pics before and I am stunned by her beauty. Here's a tribute to the old her.
http://www.geocities.com/dana_alias/janice1.jpg
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0060009462.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
and now...
http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2005/07_juli/entertainment/images/juliette_lewis.jpg
eek...talk about the ugly duckling, except the other way around
49. Posted by julema on February 27, 2006 07:58 PM
grandma with collagen and fake boobs!
50. Posted by Darby on February 27, 2006 08:03 PM
Yuck, why can't people look their age and not like a plastic freak show. It;s so obvious, who do they think they are fooling?
51. Posted by Lazy Leigh on February 27, 2006 08:04 PM
wow, Janice, you look great. i gotta say, i totally dig this fishy pouting you always do. hey, you know what'd be even sexier? if your boobs wont look like two giant tumors. oh, you're just a doll.
52. Posted by MonkeyBrain on February 27, 2006 08:12 PM
Dude, I suppose it's just me... but she looks fucking HOT in those pictures! Will no one else admit that they find her nipped, lifted, botoxed and collagen-injected face savagely appealing?
C'mon now.. plastic beauty is like magic - we all know it's fake, and yet it still looks good.
53. Posted by happy_bunny on February 27, 2006 09:05 PM
BTW, Janice Dickinson was not the first supermodel. Brooke Shields was. No one even knew who Janice Dickinson was back then.
54. Posted by HollyJ on February 27, 2006 09:14 PM
I wonder if she gets lip injections for her genital lips too.
(__ii__)
55. Posted by a concerned fan on February 27, 2006 09:33 PM
Wait...this isn't the chick from the Price is Right?
56. Posted by Binky on February 28, 2006 12:50 AM
# 54
No - You're thinkin' Bob Barker before the 'op'
57. Posted by hafaball on February 28, 2006 01:52 AM
Well, you know what they say about fuller lips...hehe...do you? cause I don't.
58. Posted by gogoboots on February 28, 2006 02:05 AM
id love to see her lips explode, it would be so funny...perhaps at the Academy Awards! oh man, now thats entertainment...
59. Posted by mrschickee on February 28, 2006 02:25 AM
I totally thought this was Steven Tyler. Yikes, Janice. Yikes.
60. Posted by Spindoc on February 28, 2006 11:19 AM
Ok, I hate to admit that I'm SUCH a pop-culture whore that I actually know this but.....Origionally Janice never claimed that she was the first "Supermodel" She was a high paid model who appeared on covers overseas but not so much over here. She and friends used to get high and run around Studio 54 yelling "I am supermodle!" Like Superman, or Supergirl. Now she claims that she was the first supermodel.
61. Posted by smartass on February 28, 2006 12:00 PM
She was pretty then but she looks totally different now. Amazing how flat she was then! I do think she looks good for her age, surgery or whatever. At least she's stayed a brunette. Just about every other brunette celebrity, including news people, seems to think putting ugly blond "highlights" makes them more attractive. It just comes out looking like beige & brown crappy hair, like there's something wrong with being a brunette. It's just something that irritates me.
62. Posted by CT_girl on February 28, 2006 12:41 PM
She looks like Terry Hatcher on crack
63. Posted by booboo on February 28, 2006 02:50 PM
Holy hell those lips are horrible.
Is lard the new collagen now?
64. Posted by Rama on February 28, 2006 06:04 PM
She looks like Steven Tyler! She's ready to sing lead with Aerosmith!
65. Posted by PostAcidYouth on February 28, 2006 06:09 PM
monkeybrain ... looking like the puppet from spitting image isn't hot
66. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 28, 2006 08:55 PM
Don't get me started on this fucking bitch. Supermodel my culo. Supertramp is more like it. God I hate her!!!!
Take the last tramp to Hagsville.......
67. Posted by TheLusciousDeluxe on March 2, 2006 05:29 PM
She looks like one of those critic puppets on the Muppet Show...but with a wig and implants.
68. Posted by xc0mplicated on April 18, 2006 03:00 PM
Janice is awesome. I would go lesbian for her in a heartbeat.