YAY!

That guy looks like someone in my math class.

Would purchasing any of these items for the couple significantly increase my chances of piercing Mandy Moore with my penis? Preferably in one of her prefabricated holes but I'll take what I can get.

Dammit!!! The link to the registry won't work for me. I want to see what rich people buy when they're getting married. Although, the writer's mention of a pierced tablespoon gives me a hint that it's probably a bunch of useless nonsense. Does anyone else have a problem with the link?

I'm having trouble with the link too, but like #4 said, it is probably all nonsense if they want a $260 tablespoon. *lol*

Hmmmmm, he just recently stated somewhere that he is definitely not engaged. I wonder who's the liar. Hmmmm.

Their kids are going to be so ugly.

marrying mandy moore would be like showering with your sister. It'd be awesome (YOUR sister, not mine you perverts).

Only in Hollywood would someone ask for a $260 spoon with a hole in it or $25 million for a 70-year old house.

God bless the dancing monkeys...they do amuse me so...

hahaha a holey spoon.. i want one!!!

Did anyone ever get a chance to see Tori Spelling's Tiffany registry when she got married the first time around? If not, it might still be on there so check it out.
A $1200 sterling silver menorah... I mean... what the fuck??? she's a waste of foreskin.

I, for one, totally believe this - because there is absolutely no way that anyone could create a wedding registry using someone else's names.

Laydee Bug

I read this article the other day on People.com where it's Mandy denying the rumors

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1161640,00.html

They're both lying, I guess.

ABSINTHE SPOON...those crazy kids.

The Beast is right - that would be an absinthe spoon.

Always wanted to try that stuff myself...

The Tiffany's site is down, but you can still see on of their registries at Lloyd's house of Rubber and Leather.

The image you have there of Zachary reminds me of a younger, but "chubbier cheek" like John Travolta. LOL.

#13 mamacita, Mandy looks nice in that picture, but when I read the part that says....

"She sings, she acts, and she designs – but Mandy Moore, who recently unveiled the spring collection of her Mblem line, insists she's no J.Lo: "

...I almost choked. She's no J Lo??? Well she better thank her Jesus, and who told Mandy that JLo was a designer. GAWD, WHY am I in this stupid world??????

#15, Damn, I wish I still partied!

Mandy Moore is still a dumb kid. She's not even 23 and she's getting married. Stupid stupid stupid.

They'll be seperated before her 25th birthday.

Fuck them, they'll get nothing and like it.

BEAM, there's nothing wrong with getting married young.

See, guys? Girls really do like funny. That probably sounds sarcastic, but this is in all seriousness (as serious as I can be on a Friday afternoon with only a half hour of "work" left, of course). I wish those crazy kids the best.

Ah....another Hollywood marriage down the toilet. I heard Zach was asking for on his Tiffany's registery a glass blown dildo for himself.

In all kidding aside he is funny as shit on "Scrubs," I actually think this two crazy kids look good together even though she is a shiksa

#20 - THANK YOU! Now I just need you to tell that to my parents.

As much as I want to hate them, they are not that bad of a couple.

Just remember the "Bennifer" days.

esq, when has a jewish actor NOT married a shiksa?

and did anyone notice that they registered for 24 pierced $260 spoons? are they planning to have absinthe parties?

umm... i find this to be weird that in Zach Braff's blog 5 days ago he says..

"Rumor Patrol:

I am not engaged. But I am dating a very lovely lady. (read rags for fun if you must, but please don't believe what you read)"

I'll take his word for it.

There must be something appealing about us shiksahs since so many Jewish men marry us ! ;)

or there must be something appealing about jewish men since so many shiksas marry them..

it's the giant, nimble schvonschtuckers

This is a nice try, but it's completely fake. Who needs 10 cream pitchers but only 1 mug? Let's move on to something funny.

More ammunition for the this is a fake wedding crowd: the date of the event listed on the registry is a wednesday. Who gets married on a wednesday?

ok, so in the people interview, she denys being engaged. but if this registry is for real at tiffany's, then why does she have 1 mug on her list and 10 cream pitchers listed?

Can you buy them something? cause it's letting me see the page just fine!

Well, I finally was able to see the registry and I'll have to agree that I think it's fake. Not only because the amounts of things are off, but also because you know there'd have to be way more items on there. I had more stuff on my registry and I'm so far from rich that it's pretty much like I'm the United States and rich is Laos or some damn place.

If you go to the Tiffany site and just try to search for the registry under either name, nothing comes up. This is totally bogus.

i hit the link now and it totally worked. (didn't this afternoon). and when i added a 25 dollar goblet to my "shopping bag" simply to see what happened, my "order" was magically and sudennly 8500 dollars, contained 24 place settings of some stupid 45 dollar plane china among a bunch other overpriced plane tableware i have never seen or clicked on before, which is awesome. eventhough i have the flu, i am gonna go out and get wasted with my friends now, because the fact that i was looking at their registry at midnight on a friday is so dorky it's embarssing.

on a final note, they the quantity they "still need" is still the quantity "they requested" so this might be fake. okay that's all i am gonna say so goodnight and good drinkin

another hint that it is a fake is the event date listed on the registry. i know hollywood peeps like to do things a little differently; but who gets married on a wednesday?

Tiffany's website got more superficial pings today than Paris has had ass taps.

Okay, two things:

1. The event date is August 23rd of 2006. Who gets married on a Wednesday?

2. Why do they need 24 of everything?

I don't really understand the need for 10 cream pitchers, yet only 1 coffee mug.

I'm a little surprised that people are actually trying to buy stuff for this bunch of fucktards.

Bless you, and all who sail in you.

ok so also to add to # 5 People who need a $200 and some dollar spoon with holes in it, are also people who buy 10 bedroom homes for only 2 people to live in. Never makes a lot of sense but they have the money so they do it. Could you not imagine them walkking through tiffany's and they spot that spoon. Mandy Yells" OMG zach we have to have this spoon, we have to " ...lol i crack myself up.

ok so I just checked out that wedding regisrty and I think it is not real. If anyone saw. They asked for One coffee mug, but 10 cream pitchers..lol... I could understand 10 coffee mugs and one cream pitcher.

I just logged into Tiffany's and created a completely erroneous wedding, having all items shipped to me, so it's clearly possible. Zach Braff is the type of guy who would make fun of someone who registers for a $260 spoon....c'mon.....

HAHA, I tried to "purchase" one item too, to see what it did. And sure enough, as ashleigh Nankivell (post 40) found, it rang up many items, not just the one I picked, to a total of : $50,595.00... Yeah, I'd have to agree with the claims of this being false (aside from the obvious of not being able to find either of their names or the registry # given)

Thats crazy $150 for a plate, why cant they just go to targrt, i mean... target!

rich people dont go to target. rich people buy targets. and then they use them for sporting events. like painting actual targets on the customers and then going up in the rafters with a bow and arrow. hunting ala cheney they call it. cuz theyre pretentious.

I could access the registry actually. So it's set for August 23, 2006? Is this for real? I read in People that they're not getting married, according to Mandy Moore. She was like, people actually believe what the tabliods say? Maybe they should just elope, and Zach Braff does have that guy in math class look, hahah!

Just to confirm, the registry IS bogus. I was able to "purchase" one item (got all the way through until giving my credit card #), but I had to keep zeroing out quantities and deleting items that appeared erroneously in my shopping cart.
I also separately logged on to the Tiffany's site and searched by their registry #, receiving the message, "Your search did not match any of our registries".

But now, the reality of life calls, so I'm off.

The list is working for me today . . . who the hell NEEDS a $45 dinner plate nevermind that they want 24 of them!! Lifestyles of the rich and famous I guess.

$110 FOR A FORK, BITE MY ASS AND CALL ME RUFAS, AND THET ONLY NEED 24

I think I'll just send them a $25 Target gift card.

Exactly how much booze do these two plan on drinking??? They are registered for 6 decanters...SIX???!!! And like 5 million martini glasses, brandy snifters, etc. When are they going to have time to eat with their $100 spoons when they are too busy getting tanked out of Tiffany decanters? I say we chip in for a nice bottle of White Tavern vodka, the handle in the plastic. Maybe then Mandy will be able to consummate this marriage.

Why do they need 6 cheese and cake servers. Oh, wait, why do they need anything? They can buy it their own damn selves.

I hope this doesn't mean when I masturbate to her from now on Braff will suddenly appear in my fantasy and ask if I've seen Garden State. Because I have, so stop asking! O.o

Oh well, I guess Zach and Brandy are above using those large blue or red plastic cups for beer and insist on getting 24 beer mugs from Tiffany's la-dee-da...after a game of beer pong with those glasses they will be wishing they just opted for the plastic cups that everyone else uses.

did anyone notice that their wedding date is August 23rd, 2006 -- which is a Wednesday?!? This is a fake. No celebs are getting married on a Wednesday.