February 24, 2006
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt cut price of house
According to The Wall Street Journal, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have cut the asking price of their former Beverly Hills home from $28 million to $24.95 million. The vintage 1935 French Normandy-style house has been on the market since October and the two will split the earnings from the sale.
If they really want to crank up the interest in the home, they should consider sending out a press release saying they used to have sex all over the place and have rubbed their naked bodies against every square inch of the property. Because I know there are some rich perverts out there who'd kill to have a wall that smelled like Brad Pitt's butt. Their wife would come home early one day and see this guy humping the wall, crying out, "I love you Brad!" And then I'd read about it in the paper and laugh, because I totally said that would happen.
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Comments
1. Posted by Evangelia on February 24, 2006 02:58 PM
i would stick my face into the toilets to try to catch and errant whiff of pitt ass.
2. Posted by Evangelia on February 24, 2006 02:59 PM
oops, an. where is blackheart when i really need him to correct my posts?
3. Posted by Miss Hell on February 24, 2006 03:03 PM
O_o Haha.
4. Posted by ESQ on February 24, 2006 03:18 PM
But did they really have sex? They always seemed so miserable in photos.
5. Posted by Tania on February 24, 2006 03:18 PM
I wanna run a black light all through the house to see all the different places he "finished".
6. Posted by downshine on February 24, 2006 03:19 PM
wow from 28 to 24 million...what a big difference. now i can afford to buy it! it was so nice of them to decrease the price and make it more accessable to less fortunate people like me!
7. Posted by Evangelia on February 24, 2006 03:20 PM
esq, of course they had sex! look at all the kids jen has!
8. Posted by ESQ on February 24, 2006 03:24 PM
In response to #2 - hopefully banned. We are here to make fun of celebs and have fun with one another. If I wanted to hate on people I would go to a pro-Bush site to start shit. It is a shame that great sites such as this one has to have people create log ons to keep people at bay.
9. Posted by Spindoc on February 24, 2006 03:30 PM
The weird thing about Aniston is that she is just like Paris Hilton in that...her eyes really aren't blue! So everytime you see her she is wearing contacts.
10. Posted by downshine on February 24, 2006 03:35 PM
woah-whats wrong with what was said in post #2 ESQ?
11. Posted by HollyJ on February 24, 2006 03:38 PM
If it's septic instead of sewer, I'll buy it. That'll give me a whole tank full of Aniston-Pitt shit I can sell on EBay. I bet someone'll buy it.
12. Posted by mamacita on February 24, 2006 03:42 PM
#10 ESQ and Evangelia are referring to a shit whose name is blackblackheart who was attacking everyone's grammar usage/intelligence yesterday. See the story titled "Lindsay Lohan Dating Olympic Star". You'll understand.
13. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 04:12 PM
Jen has hazelish-grayish eyes. Puhleeease, Paris doesn't even come up to Jennifer's toenails. Paris could play handball on a curb...no, no, even better, off the side of my Doc Marten rubber sole.
14. Posted by SMF121490 on February 24, 2006 04:29 PM
Wow!! They went down a whopping 3.05 million. I best run right out and purchase it. I better pick up a few servants and pool boys too.
15. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 05:10 PM
He's an effing douchebag, that's it. I'm so glad I've never been a Brat Shit fan because I wasn't disappointed.
16. Posted by susie-q on February 24, 2006 05:13 PM
Oh I see mamacita -
It's okay for you to attack other posters' intelligence and posts, but it's not okay for others to do it.
17. Posted by the beast on February 24, 2006 05:13 PM
brad did basically say as much. i remember reading an interview with him several years ago when they were renovating the house and he alluded something to how the bathroom has to be great and when they first moved in they were screwing in the bathroom like crazed dolphins or some shit like that. except in his own words...which were far dirtier i'm sure.
18. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 05:16 PM
Yo MAMA, your stalker has arrived (applause and fanfare)
19. Posted by mamacita on February 24, 2006 05:25 PM
Laydee Bug
Wooohoooooo!!! Where are some cheerleaders when I need them?
20. Posted by susie-q on February 24, 2006 05:27 PM
oh you are real funny - mamacita insults others and you expect people not to respond?
You are so suited for each other. The little retard and her friend.
21. Posted by susie-q on February 24, 2006 05:28 PM
yeah you need cheerleaders, you retard
why do your posts always reek of retardation?
22. Posted by mamacita on February 24, 2006 05:32 PM
Laydee Bug
Could you come wipe my drool? You know us retards. We can't control our bodily functions.
23. Posted by Shaun on February 24, 2006 05:37 PM
The thought of Brad and Jennifer humping like rabbits is very disturbing.
24. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 05:42 PM
MAMA
Duuuuuuh , what's a funkshun????
25. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 05:43 PM
Mama, she doesn't realize she CANNOT get to me, no matter what she posts. I just slough it off.
Cuz I'm a WOOOOOOMAN, Enjoli!
26. Posted by Caught Dead In That Dress on February 24, 2006 07:18 PM
Clean up in aisle seven!
Please ladies, keep your bitchfights to yourselfs, some of us are here to laugh at celebrities.
27. Posted by HollyJ on February 24, 2006 07:25 PM
I think only Brad humps like a rabbit.
Anistonopolous humps like a kouneli.
lol @ 26 "aisle seven"
Is this thesuperficial or meanasscattybitchesanallyrapingeachother.com? :::Looking around::::
28. Posted by Maeve97 on February 24, 2006 07:51 PM
Susie Q- why do you keep calling people retarded? even lindsay lohan knows you shouldn't call people that. MEAN.
you called me retarded the other day.
29. Posted by Evangelia on February 24, 2006 07:51 PM
ha ha kouneli!
isn't she anastasakis?
30. Posted by HollyJ on February 24, 2006 07:58 PM
There are, in fact, conflicting reports on her name, so who knows?
http://www.allstarz.org/aniston/profile.html
http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/duneguy/frrach.html
31. Posted by pinkraindrop6 on February 24, 2006 07:58 PM
i love how just because stars live in a house, they think that they can sell it for more money because THEY lived in it. i wouldn't pay $100 extra to live in a house brad and jen lived in.
32. Posted by pinkraindrop6 on February 24, 2006 08:01 PM
i love how just because stars live in a house, they think that they can sell it for more money because THEY lived in it. i wouldn't pay $100 extra to live in a house brad and jen lived in.
33. Posted by slinkhard on February 25, 2006 05:38 AM
LOL at 7. Because of course childless people have *never* had sex. (Paris Hilton is childless - nuff said.)
34. Posted by CheekyChops on February 25, 2006 07:28 AM
I'm looking forward to the story (and it will come one day)when its Brad Shit and Vaginaline splitting up.
35. Posted by bafongu on February 25, 2006 11:34 AM
Sell the house? Simple really. I'm going to hire a hoe to go in the house and menstruate all over the damn thing. First man that walks in will pop a boner from the "good stink" and then pop his check book to get rid of the realtor so he can start crawling around the place on his hands and knees!
36. Posted by gogoboots on February 25, 2006 01:24 PM
#6 just what I was thinking, plus, I couldn't get away from the perverse desire to rub the scent of Brad all over my body if I could just afford that stupid mansion.
37. Posted by Cheyenne_1 on February 25, 2006 01:33 PM
That picture reminds me of when they looked happy together and he was all over her (*puke* Pitt all over anything is repulsive).
What's making me laugh is picturing their lawyers go-betweening to negotiate the deal, because obviously they aren't speaking to each...
...other except when Pitt says "Nanny-nanny-Boo-Boo I got a prettier one than you!" and Jen says *I'm SOOO over you (now where's my voodoo doll)".
38. Posted by HelpingOutTheMorons on February 25, 2006 05:01 PM
I heard they had a 3200 square-foot room for Jen's chin alone. Can you imagine a "Chin Room" ahhhh...the rich really know how to live, don't they?
39. Posted by gogoboots on February 25, 2006 09:37 PM
#30...wow she only weighs 110 lbs! she looks thinner than that these days. maybe it's the stress of living...
40. Posted by Bo_Smith on February 26, 2006 01:22 AM
#38 LMAO
I wish I could see Brad's butt and hump it too
41. Posted by monkeyballs on February 27, 2006 12:43 PM
God, I can't stand Jennifer Anniston. If her chin never appeared on another single magazine again, I'd be a happy person. Go the FUCK away, you no-talented scabby chinormous whiny woman. Gad.
42. Posted by happy_bunny on February 27, 2006 05:47 PM
Angelina's way hotter than Jen... Jen has a chin .. I call her Chinnifer Chiniston HA HA! ... Brad's a cheater... He's gorgeous though... Angelina's a homewrecker... I'm sick of hearing about this and it's all Chinnifer Chiniston's fault their personal lives are over exposed in the tabloids because she's always whining and wants all the attention for herself but she'll never be big and famous like Pitt or Jolie so she needs to shut up and go kill herself .... blah... blah.... blah....blah... blah.... blah....blah... blah.... blah.... blah... blah.... blah....
43. Posted by Jacq on February 28, 2006 11:36 AM
People, IT'S OVER. I personally think that Jen didn't exactly luck out with Vince Vaughn (even though I'm a fan, he always looks soooo sweaty). At least if Brad was going to cheat with anyone, they are building a family together so it wasn't pointless.
Ladeebug & ESQ - read your posts, you both make me laugh all of the time. Blackblackheart is twothumbsdown. Hater! I TOTALLY had your back in Lindsey fight the other day, but right before I hit post the power went out at the office. Keep it up!
44. Posted by TheLusciousDeluxe on March 2, 2006 04:50 PM
LOL