February 23, 2006
Jennifer Love Hewitt buys lingerie
This isn't really news, but if I've got a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt buying a thong you better believe I'll be putting it up. Because the only thing sexier than a big breasted celebrity in a thong is a big breasted celebrity buying a thong. No wait, that's not right. A big breasted celebrity stealing a thong? Shit, now I forgot what 'thong' means. It's like a fruit or something, right?
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Comments
1. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 03:20 PM
Jennifer Love WHOitt?
2. Posted by Buffy Holt on February 23, 2006 03:21 PM
Ghost WHAT?
3. Posted by BrianMolko on February 23, 2006 03:22 PM
Bum floss is *so* attractive...
4. Posted by Shaun on February 23, 2006 03:23 PM
She looks like she is buying from the $5.00 rack. The balloons indicate a sale on last month's style.
Those thongs look cheap.
5. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on February 23, 2006 03:24 PM
oh. my. god. I understand that this site is "The Superficial" for a reason, but this is really bad.
Crap, if you will.
6. Posted by Geno on February 23, 2006 03:24 PM
God bless Jennifer Love. God bless thongs. God bless Jennifer Love in a thong. I need to be held.
7. Posted by tis GLAM on February 23, 2006 03:31 PM
so what. my gramma wears thongs.
8. Posted by tis GLAM on February 23, 2006 03:32 PM
so what. my gramma wears thongs!
9. Posted by ribbit25 on February 23, 2006 03:35 PM
She looks seven months pregnant
10. Posted by The Devil on February 23, 2006 03:35 PM
JLH wearing *anything* (or nothing) is just fine by me. Hotness.
11. Posted by ESQ on February 23, 2006 03:40 PM
I gave her my American Express and told her to only buy thongs for me and me only.
12. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 03:58 PM
God, this girl looks just like a beagle.
13. Posted by Aimtrue on February 23, 2006 04:02 PM
If a thong is fruit then I want to be eating at Ms. Love-Hewitt's fruit basket YUMMY Nice melons too
14. Posted by honey on February 23, 2006 04:06 PM
the dude behind her looks like he's getting ready to whip it out!
15. Posted by drowningfool on February 23, 2006 04:07 PM
Girls will never understand our infatuation with this big breasted gift from God. Just watch. From now on, all the posts from girls will go something like this: "I don't know what you guys see in this girl...she looks like a ______(somewhat funny and accurate comparison)." Whatever comments you girls make it won't make any difference, so just save them and let us guys talk about how hot she is.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
(That also goes for comments about her career, or lack thereof, those comments are also just signs of jealosy and will not be taken seriously)
16. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 04:17 PM
Gift From God......Hmmmm, now that's overplaying it a little, dontcha think?
17. Posted by christenwentboom on February 23, 2006 04:17 PM
Wasn't this already on here? I recall several comments being made about her looking pregnant judging from this picture.
18. Posted by ProtonMan on February 23, 2006 04:18 PM
Hey Mr Superficial, just show us the photo of her in the underwear, not of her shopping for it.
19. Posted by Mr. Fritz on February 23, 2006 04:24 PM
I never thought she was attractive, she has always has that overly smiling joker from batman grimace. She is curvy and in good shape, but you can put a bag over her mug.
20. Posted by dosita on February 23, 2006 04:32 PM
Mr. Fritz is right. God-ugly head, great body on Love-Hewitt.
21. Posted by Tracy on February 23, 2006 04:32 PM
If you ever watch her show, Ghost Whisperer, it's a hoot to see her in all this makeup and low cut stuff. I bet her target audience is teenage boys and perverts. It's pretty funny to watch.
22. Posted by inspector11 on February 23, 2006 04:43 PM
jennifer love hewitt and i have the same two problems:
1. she's not in my bedroom doing jumping jacks
2. we both have to buy sexy underpants to replace what carson daly keeps stealing.
23. Posted by Tania on February 23, 2006 04:54 PM
Thong schmong.
Us true hot chicks wear no underwear at all. Am I right LaydeeBug?
24. Posted by ProtonMan on February 23, 2006 04:58 PM
Tania, if you are ever in Sydney Australia, could you please look me up...pleeeaaase
25. Posted by Binky on February 23, 2006 05:31 PM
Well, I'm not sure about her career. I don't even know what she was doing last summer.
But she was caught serving chicken in free food line at this site a while back, so I assume her show is a - 'she sees poor people' type of thing. Which is good...especially for Hollyweird.
So I hope she grabbed those thong deals fast - before that guy beside her.
26. Posted by Spindoc on February 23, 2006 05:53 PM
To Tara Reid those are Granny Panties.
27. Posted by cibby on February 23, 2006 06:02 PM
Does she have big boobs? I thought she was a skinny, tiny actress?
28. Posted by Doc on February 23, 2006 06:14 PM
Just wish there were more pics... specifically her IN the thong... now, that would be hot... the only thing that bothers me is that Carson Daly basically picked Tara Reid over her... kinda like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating Newman's old g/f that Newman dumped... something just HAS to be wrong with her...
29. Posted by Praz on February 23, 2006 06:31 PM
She has a show? When did this happen?
30. Posted by Sheva on February 23, 2006 08:47 PM
Her show is actually quite interesting and it's pretty well written for its premise week to week.
But man what the hell is going on with this site. This picture is at least weeks old from other publications.
We could do better than that. All we need is someone with a camera heading over to Love's place.
The girl is lovely and God Bless her for it.
We do.
31. Posted by gogoboots on February 23, 2006 11:30 PM
She's so boring, I'd rather look at a picture of Britney Spears buying a thong...
32. Posted by Average on February 24, 2006 05:25 AM
I agree, she is boring, and ugly, and talentless.
But her boobs are real and they are nice. Im pretty sure thats a big enough accomplishment in hollywood to get you your own show.
33. Posted by slinkhard on February 24, 2006 08:33 AM
'Whatever comments you girls make it won't make any difference, so just save them and let us guys talk about how hot she is.'
Conversely, whatever comments you guys make about how she really, really is hot, honestly! won't alter our opinions, so why don't you just save them and let us girls talk about how beaglesque she is.
34. Posted by Mr. Fritz on February 24, 2006 08:49 AM
Hey LaydeeBug,
You are one of the funniest posters on this site. I enjoy reading all of your comments because I feel the same way. Okay, this "moron" has to get back to researching
metallurgy and three-dimensional microscopy.
35. Posted by nichole on February 24, 2006 09:19 AM
I wish I could have cute little bangs like that, but alas, I have a cowlick :/
36. Posted by bakismaki on February 24, 2006 09:52 AM
She still looks good to me.
37. Posted by Aimtrue on February 24, 2006 10:50 AM
#21- If the target audience is teenage boys and perverts- Which are you? Maybe the double whammy: a male teenage pervert? Redundant.
38. Posted by horsecow on February 24, 2006 10:55 AM
i remember reading an interview with her, where she spoke about taking her mom with her on press junkets, etc. so not only is she a prude, but a dork as well. her doing playboy next month will do nothing but make everyone say "here's a talentless hack who feels she had to get naked to be taken seriously, when all everyone's ever taken seriously is her bustline."
39. Posted by Sheva on February 24, 2006 11:04 AM
I just think that any horsecow chicks should refrain from saying how unattractive Love is because it's not really fair being graded by cows.
Yep, us dudes agree. She's lovely.
40. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 12:07 PM
Yes, Tania, Commando all the way!!!!
41. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 12:10 PM
HI Fritz, did I tell you I love science too? Me-tal-Lurgy, Me-tal-Lurgy......And I love Edgar Allan Poe. Do you think sho knows who Poe is? Nah, she probably thinks its a Telly-tubby.
42. Posted by drowningfool on February 24, 2006 02:30 PM
The fact that she's a dork only makes her hotter. A hot, insecure dork...where do I sign up? I'll take two please. Two breasts that is.
43. Posted by tits_on_snack on February 24, 2006 02:32 PM
I don't know what kind of crack #15 is smoking, because no guy I know thinks she's a "big breasted gift from god". That's like saying any guy who disses Carrot-Top is "just jealous".
She's a mousey little uninteresting, squinty-eyed, average looking, pencil-nosed boring girl who still lives with her mother. She's probably a nice person. A nice, plain, person.
Trust me this comment is not stemming from any kind of jealousy whatsoever. I can openly admit my jealousy of beautiful women that I admire, and she is not one of them. I have always thought this girl resembled some form of small, meek, narrow-eyed mole type rodent, and never understood how some people find her so attractive. She doesn't even have "girl-next-door" qualities. About the only thing she has going for her are a couple of floppy boobs, and trust me, there are better boobs out there, attached to better looking people.
44. Posted by ProbablyTooOld on February 24, 2006 02:53 PM
Ummm... I recall her being cute and all but damnation, guys! In this pic she's either 27 months pregnant or she's wearing a tent and she appears to be buying lingerie in a fire-sale reduction in a drug store. And she looks so much like my best friend in third grade's mom--who was not a hot mom, either--that if I was a man I'd never get it up again if I realized I was attracted to that sort of thing.
I honestly don't understand the criteria for beauty the chief of Superficial applies. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her pokey little face but not Jennifer Anniston who is the same demographic with a much better face and body sans fake boobies. Kate Beckinsale--who weighed over 200 pounds in her last pregnancy and is so covered in stretch marks she looks like Patchwork Sally and who has the worst boob job ever--is hot but Britney, who never got close to that sort of girth and whose skin still appears pretty good if those shots from Hawaii are anything to go on is not.
Pull your dicks out of your asses! You make no sense! If Jennifer Love Hewitt is all that hot I'll shave one of my cats and let you date her. The conversation will be less "quirky" and at least my cats don't live with their moms anymore.
45. Posted by McShez on February 24, 2006 10:56 PM
Come on, how naive are we? Chix aren't likely to be 12-year-old-boy thin yet magically sprout boobs that big and perky without surgery!
I once saw a quote attributed to her in which she said her implants were the best accessories she's ever bought. Yeah, of course I don't believe everything I read, but I choose to believe that 'cause she seems pretty icky. It makes my toes curl to think about the logistics of paying someone to knock you out, slice you open and insert big puffy chemical things into your tits anyway. But that's just me :)
46. Posted by A Nobody on February 25, 2006 11:38 AM
Her boobs aren't really that big. If hers are big, then Pamela Anderson's would be terrifying. And I mean it as in "war of the worlds" terrifying.
47. Posted by marydoll512 on February 25, 2006 12:42 PM
EVen that thong won't make her ugly as sexy....All she has are nice tits on a little boy's body.....Her face is not that great. I just dont see it.
48. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on February 26, 2006 01:22 AM
If Hewitt does Playboy, that will kill whatever sort of a career she has. The only reason anyone cares is because she hasn't shown her um "talent" yet. If she does a nude spread, she'll be hanging out with Denise Richards, Shannon Elizabeth, and Heather Graham in the "Hey, remember us?" crowd.
Plus, if she really is as homely as many women think, a nude spread could be as lethal to her as it was to Teri Hatcher. Seriously, "Heaven's Prisoners" nearly put her on Hollywood Squares.
49. Posted by Tania on February 27, 2006 01:47 AM
Pez_D_Spencer: I couldn't agree with you more! The ' "Hey, remember us?" crowd' hit the nail right on the head.