A sperm whale?

She looks like a pound away from wearing one of those fat lady bathing suits. You know the ones that have the skirt as a bottom.

Hey isn't that outfit the one that Star Jones wears at the beach? Is this chick pregnant again or did she eat her baby?

I wonder if she has heard from K-Douche lately. We have seen he has been *busy*.

I see what is happening now.

Britney Spears flops around in Hawaii.

K-Fed is floppin it inside of other blondes.

Nice!

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!! Wow, Brit, step away from the Cheetohs.

I've got Britney on the phone, what should I tell her????

She's dirty....just like the water she's wading in!!!

Maybe I'm feeling very tolerant today, or a little bloated, but I think she's looks not that bad. I can't say she looks good, but she doesn't look as gross as usual. Weird outfit, though.

Is she wearing her wedding ring? Doesn't look like it...

She may not be as thin as she was before the baby, but this is considered fat these days? She's not fat at all. OMG I can't see her ribs, OMG WHAT A FAT ASS.

I agree... I don't think she looks that bad. Actually, she looks better than I have seen her in a while. Ugly ass bathing suit though...

...Yeah, I gotta say, she really doesn't look that bad in this pic. Better than I've seen her looking lately overall.

She only ate her baby because she was trying to save him from the paparazzi!

OK, the funniest thing is the link to Britney's Fat-Loss Secret" above.

First off she isnt that large. Sure compared to what she looked like when she was a teenager she's put on some weight. What a crime.
Secondly, why is the news on this site so outdated? Half the stuff I see on here Ive seen on other site's days before.

I don't know about her suit - but I think she's borrowed her hat from 'Dumpster-Diver Dave'

I don't think she looks that bad either. And no, she's not wearing her ring, but it could be because she's in the water.

I think she looks awesome compared to anything i can think of recently... the bathing suit isnt cute, but she is looking A LOT skinnier... maybe my wish is coming true and Britney will go back to being HOT again!

#15, OMG Word!

True, the bathing suit is horrible, the shorts are tacky and the hat, well, we won't talk about the hat......BUT...she is not fat, her thighs still look muscular. BUT...she needs to be careful, because chicks like her get fat quickly.

Well,all i can say she's an improvement to skellys Lohan,Olsens,Richie etc,celeb with healthy weight,i would only wish i could hit it.Curvy milf!

It looks like she lost weight- maybe 180 lbs of shit and by shit I mean k-fed. She is looking better-maybe a little more weight goes she has to tour to plug the new album so she may tighten up- and just about that time she will realize how lame k-fed is and then my evil plot will onfold She will be ready to give herself to me----

I don't think that she looks bad either. We are used to celebs like Kate Hudson and Denise Richards that drop baby weight instantly, but in the real world, it's not that easy.
Let's give Brit a break, yes she could lose some more pounds, but her husband is cheating on her with France's Tara Reid. She's got other things to worry about and may need the Cheetos to get through this difficult time.

maybe mr. superficial was looking at the pic through the bottom of that grey goose bottle?? there's a warning there- items seen through bottom of bottle may appear larger than actual size..

(I think he sometimes adds a bit of 'Bull' to his vodka)

I have to say, I honestly think Britney looks pretty good here so I'm not sure what the fuss is about.

I can't wait for the Duckboy comment of ....

"Wait till you see her on Good Morning America and she is back to her normal weight... " But then Duckboy AKA as K-Fed is too busy eating some French food if you know what I mean... That is so tacky the poor girl doesn't have enough money for a bathing suit she has to go in the ocean in her clothes...

She doesn't look good but it's her style not her weight. Millions of American women would love to look like her and be her size. She looks a bit raunchy but she had a baby and she's ranchy anyway.

#22, Denise Richards, OK....but Kate Hudson, don't get me started. The jury is still out on whether KH has a too skinny problem.

She is so nasty. Mateo said she was a fat grandma, which doesn't make sense, but its funny.

I had a raging hard-on until I saw this photo...instant limpness.

Is it just me or do her boobs look smaller than when she was touring. Now I thought that your breasts were supposed to get bigger especially when you have a kid to feed (and she has 2 if ya count kfed), so why are here boobs smaller? Hmm... makes me think that her breasts must have been fake in the first place

The Mad Dater,
"Because there's a Bastard in all of us"

she looks like trailor trash in that outfit, come on swimming in jean shorts...i gave her more credit than that, esp since she's sans ring!

so is baby #2 on the way or something...
http://www.britneyzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=8

I actually think a cute bathing suit with a little skirt would be nicer than this, and hide her chunky butt and thighs better... like this one...

[IMG]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/twarga/bathingsuit.jpg[/IMG]

Shorts in the ocean means even she knows she's fat.

Maybe this link will work:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/twarga/bathingsuit.jpg

I can't believe no one has mentioned the fact that she's blatantly showing off her ring finger sans ring! I like the hat and the sunglasses look, and the suit would look great on someone else whose boobs are not sagging...

Britney, please PLEASE DUMP HIM!

and a little sarong would work wonders, BTW

The shorts worked because she's fooled you all...you need to see the pics on www.hollywoodrag.com - She's not FAT but she is a little "hefty". The other pictures are better...

I always appreciate the perverse and sarcastic commentaries on “thesuperficial.com”. However, this one I will have to disagree with. As much as I, and the rest of the world, have poked fun at Brittany Spears' choice of husband, maternal tactics, and trashy attire--I must say I can't go as far to say she looks like a fat whale. In reality, she is probably still a size 8, which is most always regarded as "attractive" in normal society. Unfortunately, in Hollywood, it is obese. For anyone who has a daughter, niece, or an association under the age of 16...please keep the whale comments to yourself. We're breeding anorexic, high-maintenance, overly-obsessed young women, and that's the last thing America needs more of right now.

Oh my god, she is SO not fat! Jesus!

Methinks the Superficial was hard up for good news today and really had to reach far up their asses for this little tidbit.

I'd hit it.

ok now fat she's not. she's not emaciated like most hollywood women her age and if the rumors are true she is pg right? her biggest problem (looks wise) is that she is still dressing like she is as thin as she used to be. not exactly a crime and if she had been in a bikini you would be complaining that she is too fat for that.

What's wrong with you people? She looks fine.

I liiiiiiiiike big butts and I cannot lie...ooops I'd hit it..again and again.

Sorry, she looks normal to me. Maybe fat when compared to Mary-Kate or Lindsey Lohan, but normal for the rest of the world.

I guess the lesson is...I'm a size 8, so I might as well go ahead and f-ing kill myself now...

Maybe she is like some of us lucky moms and has stretch marks on her upper thighs. That would explain the shorts. As for the smaller breasts comment, after pregnancy and breastfeeding they are never the same. I think she still has them they are just a little lower and not as perky. This is just what real women look like after a baby. Some of the other celebrities don't go out until after their tummy tucks and lipo.

mmm. cut-offs. WET cut-offs, no less. Sexy.

am i the only one who thinks she looks fantastic??

but then in my eyes, she can do no wrong :$ lol.

except marry k-fed.

and have a child with him.

and maybe another one.

#46

Girl, I know that's right!!!! I've had 2 children, breastfed them both, and those puppies will never be right again. It was a worthy sacrifice, but sometimes I look longingly at my no-longer-sitting-up boobies and think "Damn, I should have gone with the formula!". Not really, but seriously, carrying a child and giving birth to said child wreaks some kind of havoc on a body.

And here we thought it was Global Warming that was making the Oceans Rise.

she doesn't even look fat. this is one of the stupidest posts on her ever

She doesn't look fat at all. Her outfit is butt ugly but she is far from anything remotely fat. As if being fat is so horrible anyway. Society glorifies murderers and other criminals like they’re gods but look out Britney is Hollywood fat, she's evil.*rolls eyes*

Hey, Grey Goose! Classy... and from the bottle... and from the bottle in a paper bag.

I don't think that she looks bad at all, with the exception of that horrible bathingsuit.
If that is the definition of fat, then I don't even want to know what I am...

WORD OF THE DAY:

FLOPPY

As in hat and titties

She looks great in those pictures. Lay off already on Mrs. Spears. People are way to hard on Britney. She ain't the anorexic teen queen no more she was once, but still very attractive for a woman recovering from, and still has K-Fed disease.

Nothing wrong with the way she looks, especially after having given birth fairly recently.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't she just have a baby? I'm pretty sure you're suppose to gain weight while pregnant to avoid starving your child.

Which is the fat part? What I'm seeing looks pretty good.

ew jesus that is vile...this is why so many americans are fat....you think it's okay to look like this.

Yes, because as we all know, only Americans are fat.

She doesn't look that bad, she just needs a more flattering swimsuit. That one looks awful.

um...are you all retarded? so doesn't look like a whale, she looks great! she just had a kid and hasn't been active in her career, give her a break. she looks average, not skinny but no where near over weight, she looks healthy, it's about time someone looked healthy. shit y'all wonder why Lindsay lost her boobs or why nicole is getting so frail, it's because when someone looks average all you can do is make fun of them. let's face it, we're sitting at our computers checking this stuff, i bet most of you are fat anyway.

her swimsuit is attrocious but she actually looks like she lost some pounds.

I could say something snide, but she just had a child, and really, does not look half bad. The hat sucks, but at least it doesn't say "Carpe Assum: Seize the Ass."

I like how there's a Google text add on this page that says 'Britney's Fat-Loss Secret'.

she may not have her wedding ring on, but she's still wearing her red kabbalah bracelet. the world is safe from the apocalypse.

She looks fine. Yeah she could lose some weight but who can't. She looks just about like me and I have a 2 year old. She's probably at about 135 - 140 and of course could lose ten lbs (like most of us) I'm tellin ya, it's not the same after you have a baby. But... I'm 34. She is not naturally skinny (like me) and probably has to fight every step of the way to lose weight. I bet those 3 months in Hawaii will be good for her. How could you not lose weight staying at the beach and working on your career. Just what she needs to get her self esteem back. God I hope she is done with that ass hole.

Nah, gotta be fair. As a guy I can say most guys would have no problem hitting that. They usually have done worse, as in much worse.

As long as she keeps on the grandma outfit from the 50's and keeps her fat ankles out of sight, she's okay here, floppy gravitas taking its affect and all.

She must have been on some starvation diet or something.
Or maybe it's just a natural outcome of being away from the greasy K-dickhead.

I can't believe she took her hand out of the Cheetos bag long enough to go swimming.

britney looks great there... COMPARED TO HERE

http://www.g-shack.com/070104%20-%20brit.htm

It looks like she's holding her "wedding hand" out like that on purpose.

and i was just thinking, she either pulled a jessica simpson OR!!! she didn't want to LOOSE the ring SHE bought in the water

Hmm. A whale may be pushing it--that's Mariah Carey's current territory. How about a really chunky pear-shaped sack o' lard? I'm not shocked that most people think she looks fine in that pic since most people are overweight and super out of shape. Fatties are expected to defend their own kind;they're got to save face somehow.

I don't think she looks bad at all in these pics. A lot better than she has. SHe actually looks like a normal woman instead of crack head skinny. The hat sucks, but whatever. I gotta say she looks damn good for having a baby 5 months ago. hopefully she'll lose the rest of the 200 or so pounds tha is her husband and get back to her life.

She really does not look fat.

she looks the way women are supposed to look. round, curvy...hot...wet...

Someone said even though she is bigger now, she is still dressing as if she were teeny. Not true, check out her ONE-PIECE swimsuit and shorts, I don't see a bikini on that bod. I'm glad people are sticking up for her because while most of the time I laugh my ass off at the comments on this site, I have to say give the girl a BREAK! She had a baby 6 mos. ago! Plus, if you recall, the only reason she looked so slim two years ago is because she worked her ass off in the gym, she isn't a naturally skinny chick. At least she isn't doing coke and forcing herself to puke like Lindsay and Nicole.

ok, so which is it...is britney fat or are the olsen twins anorexic?
i think she looks fine

Dear Mr. Superficial,
Okay, let's see the Olsen Twins, Nicole Richie, Calista Flockhart.. etc... etc... are anorexic, Britney is fat. Is there any woman you like - beside Jessica Alba, that is. Are you sure you really like women?

Yes, Britney dresses tacky, but she looks decent as far as I'm concerned and I AM concerned.

Okay, I'm all for making fun of fat people when they are truly fat and have their bellies and cellulite hanging out for us to cringe at, but I really don't think she looks that bad..you guys are making me self-conscious and I'm only 119 lbs..geez..no wonder there are so many young girls turning ANA..lighten up on her a little..she looks healthy..she just needs to tone up, thats all..just my opinion..

why in the world is she wearing cuttoffs? makes her look thicker on the thigh area. she is not a whale, she just had a friggin baby people...geez...

why in the world is she wearing cuttoffs? she is not a whale, she just had a baby geez...when people lose the weight too quickly we think they're anorexic like Kate Hudson...come on!

Thank you # 74 -

Please don't have any children (especially female offspring). We don't need any more bulimics in the world.

Holy crap. Maybe i've been to see the Dan band (the wedding band from old school) and I'm a little drunk, but I think she looks good to. for god's sake, no one with an infant child should be obligated to be a size 2 within a few weeks. get a grip, and maybe a mojito or something.

So she forgot her wedding ring at home. It's probably not as important as her good ole' Kabbalah bracelet! Oh yeah, she most definitely needs a push up bra. That get up she has on is not flattering...them tits be saggin'!

She gained a ton of weight with her pregnancy. I'll bet she will seek some plastic surgery to "tighten up" that which dieting/exercise does not. Maybe not, but we'll see.

I wouldn't wear my wedding ring to go swimming. You could lose it. So I don't think it means anything that she is sans ring. Plus her fingers are probably bloated (thanks Cheetos).

omewhere on hollywoodrag there were worse pictures of her actually. these are the more forgiving ones. how hot can a woman who just had a baby look? not everyone can be like victoria beckham!

See compare:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/britney_spears_hawaiian_mansion_pics/

and

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/victoria_beckham_hates_reading_books/

(yes cutoffs are inappropriate no matter how many kids you have!)

She is fat.
Im sure she will lose the weight though. Because she wont be selling any albums looking like that considering she was never really selling her vocals in the first place.

i agree with you ieatpopsicles

Sorry folks - she is a lardass. Why do you think she's wearing the shorts? TO cover up the unsightly upper thighs and ass.

I thought she was in Hawaii for the Pro Bowl, backing up Olin kruetz at centre for the NFC.

Her breasts look like they are fighting and trying to get away from on another.

with all the sex my husband says he's been having with her since she waits for him behind the wood shed, she really should have been burning more calories!

All I can say is, Hawaii doesn't look THAT great.

Just when you thought it was safe... JAWS 4

Look how good she looks in these other hawaii and will and grace photos. superficial get with the program
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/britney_spears_ringless_in_hawaii/

Somehow I find this ad to be funnier than what is said about her in the caption. Ah sweet irony.

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/236/200602240817065bo.jpg

it's been less than a year since this woman had a child. granted, i'm definitely not her biggest fan, and it's quite obvious that she's either become white trash or that her white trashiness is beginning to show through...and hell, yeah...she needs to dump kevin. she's not exactly "mommy of the year", either. BUT--can we please cut her some slack???? she's looked better, but i think we can all agree that she's definitely looked worse lately! she doesn't look too bad here, considering. no wonder so many women feel so much pressure to lose their baby weight so fast...geeeeesh. this story was grasping. sorry, but it was. :S

'I'm not shocked that most people think she looks fine in that pic since most people are overweight and super out of shape. Fatties are expected to defend their own kind;they're got to save face somehow.'

Actually, I find that fat people are most critical of other people's bodies. So you sitting in front of your screen where no one can see you (same as the rest of us) is hardly proof that you're not (horrors!) a fattie yourself.

She looks fine to me, anyway.

Uh she just had a kid and isn't she pregnant? Sure looks that way.

She looks hot on the current cover of People Magazine, though.

I agree with #100. #74/Villa, your comment was pretty obnoxious. With people like you out there, no wonder why we have Nicole Richies and Mary Kates. If you are a man, I hope you never have a girlfriend.

She's not morbidly obese but she's very chunky people. Size 8? Are you kidding? And it's not like she just dropped out a kid. I lost my baby weight in a few months w/diet and exercise and I didn't have the luxury of a personal trainer and dietician etc. No excuse for her to look like ass. None whatsoever.

What's up with the 1920's style swimwear? It would be really funny if KFed was in one of those full length getups.

I realize she recently had a baby, and she's not like rolls and cellulite fat, but she wide like a linebacker and she DOES have fat fucking sausage arms. She's got muscles but she needs to get some cardio done or somethin.

I'm pretty sure Lane Bryant isn't gonna hire her for a spokeswoman after checking out those pics. Mariah, maybe, but not Britney Britney (**NOTE** - you'll probably understand why I call her that if you watched Fairly Oddparents).

Ok, so I agree with those who say she is NOT fat.....her body is that of a "normal" post natal mother.............HOWEVER, having said that, she is still a nasty white trailer trashish dumb biotch with no brain and apparently no class. There is NO excuse for that outfit....ESPECIALLY when you have the exta cash.....but then again this is the same chick that for some reason couldn't afford a car seat either.... My goodness...what is this world coming to?!?!?!

NEW story please.......dear god, looking at her everytime I go to thesuperficial is killing me. PLEASE, anything else!

What the hell!?! Britney looks great. She looks athletic and healthy and completely normal, even slender compared to everyone but a tiny sick portion of our twisted, appearance-obsessed, shallow, f'd up, narcissistic population. I'm all for making fun of rich entitled celebs, but giving Brit a hard time for not looking like a porn star months after she's given birth is bordering on the absurd, not to mention completely socially irresponsible. A guess thesuperficial's goal is to create a whole new generation of self-loathing, insecure young women who can then be mocked for becoming anorexic and cocaine addicted and essentially buckling under the pressure of our expectations that they be perfect.

for chrissakes, anyone calling her fat is retarded. the woman gave birth in September! She values the gift of bringing a child into the world over being hot, so sue her. Are people allowed to do that anymore? you know, have kids?

oh dear gawd whats wrong with you people? If this is what the world consideres "fat" these days, then we are on the verge of a serious world wide eating disorder problem. OH MY GAWD BRITTNEY SPEARS isnt anorexic!! What are we gonna do?!?!?!?

Get a life. She just had a baby... even if she didnt just have a baby, shes not fat. Not at all.

Geesh! Need I again remind everyone that the website you are currently posting on is called "The SUPERFICIAL" with the tag line, "Because You're Ugly"...Check back here after you've let that sink in... ;)

when britney finally gets divorced, i'm flying out to CA to find her. i think she's perfect for me for the following reasons:

1. she's white trash. i can bring her home a gift from walmart and she'll be happy....i.e.-easy on the wallet.

2. she loves to eat. fat girls give great head.

3. she's an admitted sexual adict. even if she has clownface, i'm still down.

the last step would be convincing her to give federlicious full custody. then she'd be all mine! i'd have her in the gym 8 hours a day.

#106

Have you seen the episode where Norm McDonald plays a genie that gets taken out of his lamp by that freaky teacher, Crocker? And then Crocker uses the genie to try to prove that there are indeed FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!! There's one part where Crocker is holding the genie's drink and he does the spastic thing where he yells FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! and flails around and then the genie goes "Thanks, but I like my martini shaken, not spazzed." Freaking hysterical, that show is!

What is everyone's problem. I am not at all fat! I also don't see Britney as being fat and calling her a fat whale is just down right rude and you people need to grow the fuck up! The woman had a baby for christ sake. I think she looks healthy. So what if she is taking the weight off slowly. Most woman who give birth, no matter what her age usually have a different body after giving birth they develop hips and curves that they normally don't have. You people are disgusting for this crap. Fine you don't like her, but calling her a fat whale is really showing anyone who wants to read this who you really are. Are you people so jealous of her, that you need to resort to this kind of behavior. What grade are you people in? I am sure she will slim down when she is ready and if she wants to. Who the hell are you people to demand that she does, buy calling her a fat whale. Shame on you losers! Including the superficial. Grow up!

#114

Yeah, I saw that one. I think there were two genie episodes, weren't there? My favorite one is Channel Chasers where Timmy, Wanda and Cosmo jump in the TV universe and visit those other cartoons.

seriously, why are people ripping on britney for her weight when there are so many other issues at hand here? she drives with her baby on her lap, she offers no apologies for doing so and probably drives that way all the time, her husband is complete trash and so is she, and he is cheating on her with a french cokehead when not buying marijuana in the driveway of brit's mansion.
give britney a break on her weight. eventually she'll be hot again, but ease off her for now, she's a new mother.

She is about 10 pounds from looking really good plus there isn't a guy here who wounldn't take her to bed unless the were busy watching BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN !!!!!!!!!!!

MILF !!!!!!!!!!!

Okay - enough already. She didn't just have a baby. It's been SIX months. She may not be obese but she is way out of shape. Like she doesn't have a nanny that can watch the kid for a couple of hours while she works out? Like she doesn't have the money for a personal trainer and a complete home gym? Try this one: she's lazy...

She could look a lot worse, but she doesn't look fantastic. The fact that her entire outfit is black is what's keeping her from looking completely lard-tastic -- those fleshy upper arms are what gives it away.

Whoever said she looked athletic -- LMAO

I am so sick of all these people defending her and saying “give her a break – she just had a baby…blah blah blah”. This girl has made an incredibly lucrative career off of being a sexpot with no discernible other talent. That is her commodity. When she has all the resources at her disposal to regain that commodity and instead chooses to let herself go – she is, in my mind, fodder for disparaging remarks. And, yes, by “normal” standards she is chubby, but by Hollywood standards she I, indeed, a whale. I don’t choose to give her a break b/c I think she’s lazy and self-indulgent and looks like shit in a sack.

Hey Roni before you post another inane rant maybe you should check what site you're posting on and move back to the Britney fansites. You are annoying and she is indeed a whale. And I say this with utmost sincerity - I am so far away from being jealous of her that it's ludicrous.

tipsymcstagger is absolutely correct. Ya, she just had a baby 6 months ago, but most Hollywood actresses pull themselves together in much less time. Is it "normal" to excersize that much and to adopt an extreme diet to lose baby weight so quickly? Probably not - but it is these women's business to look thin, and if not thin, then at least IN SHAPE. Britney accomplishes none of the above. The only thing she's done since having her kid is laying around and arguing with KFed. Britney chose a lifestyle for which she needs to always look her best, so when she doesn't, she's setting herself up for criticism. And that's not anyone's problem but her own. If she doesn't like it, she can get out of the spotlight.

Someone needs to photoshop a barge behind her, blood in the water and harpoons sticking out of her body.

#124--lol That indeed would be a hilarious image.

She's not fat..but damn, she's not skinny either. Since she did sell her soul to Satan for some fame, you'd think she'd shape up quickly and get back out there to make some more precious money and God-awful music. I can't blame her for not going the plastic surgery route though because it's not natural and just scares the bejeezus out of me. She's not a size 8 by the way. I'm a size 8 and I don't look like flabby there. I'd guess closer to a size 12 really. Come on Superficial, this story was mediocre at best and quite late in coming as these photos are kind of old. Put down the Grey Goose and try a little harder!

It is not her job to look thin, she is first and foremostly a singer, therefore what she looks like should be irrelevant. But as we all know, its not. I have a big problem with people who reinforce the cultural construction of ideal feminity we are forced to see by the media. Just because Calvin Klein says women should weigh 90lbs, doesnt mean that they should. So what if Britney hasnt lost all her baby weight? she isnt superwoman.

No wonder celebs all go off the rails and become crack heads and get eating disorders because they cannot win. theyre either too thin or too fat, there is no happy medium with anyone like you.

Well lets all celebrate Nicole Richies figure with 'always answer b'. Yep, I would say thats a good look for a 24 year old woman or however old she is.

She's a singer? since when?

Seriously though, when's the last time she sang anything? Probably when she hooked up with K-Fed...that guy's done wonders for her career. And yes, unfortunately, it's usually a standard for singers to be thinner...unless they wanna look like Biz. Blech.

Actually, I think she looks fine. She's looked a lot better in the past, but she's pretty far from fat. There's no pleasing some people. Seems like you're either fat or have an eating disorder. What's up with that?

For the record, one doesn't have to weigh 90 lbs. to look thin or in shape @@

Just to clarify -- so many people see a skinny person and assume 'omg, she must weigh like 90 lbs.' Y'all -- 90 lbs. is TINY. That is such a ridiculous exaggeration. I weigh about 113 lbs and wear a size 2 (I'm 5'6") -- so no, just because you're thin doesn't mean you're at some crazy anorexic weight like 90 lbs.! @@

Damn... you cant be serious... THIS is fat? And a lot of u talkin would be the SAME one's bashing the girls that turn anorexic. HOW U THINK THEy GOT THAT WAY??? Geez. The girl just had a baby. She looks a size 6... size 8 tops. That is NORMAL... Geez!

Two myths being perpetuated by some posters here - a) that Britney is a SINGER and b) that she's a size 6. Please. Get acquainted with women's wear. She is not even orbiting a 6 these days. And get off your cultural high horses about how we're to blame for all the anorexics and bulimics. There's a happy medium after all - and Britney ain't it. Face it - she's too heavy and Nicole R. is too skinny. That and nothing about the girl is remotely toned...I hate the paparazzi for subjecting us to her flab. I really do.

#112
Yes, we're all very superficial in the fact that we check this site and give a shit in the first place....
Show us someone fat and obnoxious and let the jokes fly...
I think with these Britney pics, the main problem would be the fact that she IS NOT FAT! Superficial implies we judge people on their looks, and we do...but a)Britney isn't fat b)I come to here to look, not read a bunch of shitty cheeto jokes. fire back if you must...

I dunno, the more I look at the pictures, the fatter she looks.

Whatever.
There isn't a single straight guy here who wouldn't be tripping over their boner to go chat her up, if that was just some random girl on a beach. Anyone who'd call that a "whale" is patheticly out of reality's grasp.
With all the goddamn concentration camp Mary-Kate's and Nicole's hobbling around, we've forgotten that women are supposed to be curvacious and beautiful and healthy and happy, and not have withered bodies of ten year old little boys undergoing chemotherapy.

I think she looks pretty good. The big problem would be trying to wipe the Kevin stink off of her. That would be a chore not worth the time.

i don't think she looks that bad. but yah i agree, ugly bathing suit.

#136, Well said :)

Perhaps some of the guys on here prefer the 'Just escaped from Auschwitz' look.

I would prefer Britney to Nicole Richie anyday :).

How come we haven't seen an "I'd hit it" post?

Oh, also Kevin Federline is a white Bobby Brown. Look what he did to Whitney. Look what he did to Britney. Won't be too long before she's in a fur coat buy Cheetos in an Atlanta area gas station at 4AM.

Your right if I was on the beach and saw this I would definetly chat it up. See if she had some candy or a spare hamburger kicking about. Maybe ask about the stupid hat while my buddies laugh at me behind my back.

Your right if I was on the beach and saw this I would definetly chat it up. See if she had some candy or a spare hamburger kicking about. Maybe ask about the stupid hat while my buddies laugh at me behind my back.

I'd hit it..lol..J/K... :o)

Forget Britney.

A single blue whale ejaculates 40 gallons of semen each time. And the ocean is FULL of whales... LOTS of whales... and other things... that are constantly pissing, shitting, and ejaculating.

She's swimming in oceanic splooge.

Fitting, maybe, but still gross.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4329/britneyeatsfortwo2fh.gif

That said, I think she looks okay. She does need to shape up a bit, but that's probably what she's doing in Hawaii. At least she's not wearing sweatpants for once.

FATTY FATTY BOOMBALATTY!
*twists her mustache*

if you look closely she just dunked her baby under water to save him from the paparazzi.

'If she doesn't like it, she can get out of the spotlight.'

It appears that she's not pursuing it anymore. No singles to inflict upon a public, she's not posing for the photographers in this shot or any that I recall being posted here recently.

HollyJ I'm not sure how you know so much about whale sperm but it would explain why the Japaneese( the inventors of bukakkae) are always out "whaling".

And I'm sure it's not the first time Brit's swam in splooge.

fluku- haaaaaaaaaaaa! that's what I call comedy- just made my saturday!

Wow, for once in a life time, she actually looks.... NORMAL! Without any of her fakeness or idiocy! That clothes actually seems like it fits!

Exactly, how can she possibley get out of the spot light when people photograph every single thing she does!!

Hugh, you mean EVERYONE doesn't know about blue sperm whale ejaculate???

I'm struggling to tie together Britney the whale + Britney the semen collector + Whale splooge + Britney swimming in whale splooge.

I KNOW there's a miniseries in there somewhere.

People have taken leave of their senses...She looks ok for just having had a baby. But it's hardly like you have to choose between Nicole Richie and Brit like she looks now. Take a look at Brooke Burke, Catherine Zeta Jones, J. Lo, the list goes on. All healthy, curvy, and hot. Would I bang Britney? Sure. Have I had better. Definitely. Anywhere close to Brooke Burke? Hell no. Better than Britney looks at the moment. Yup. Most decently hot college girls are

89. gogoboots

"... not everyone can be like victoria beckham!

See compare:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/britney_spears_hawaiian_mansion_pics/

and

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/victoria_beckham_hates_reading_books/ "

Victoria Beckham?

LO friggin' L!!!

Hmm... chubby and trashy like Britney or leathery and skanky like Vicky. Tough choices. Tough choices.

BTW, K-Douche doesn't look to me like he's in top condition either. Anyone?

horsecow, wouldn't the last step cancel out #2?

You know, that she's even able to cope and walk upright while being married to that crap-on-a-stick husband of hers is nothing short of miraculous. In her place I'd be so friggin' depressed I'd redefine what it means to be a fatty strung out on Cheetos.

But there she is, being called fat when she is thinner than half the women I know. Given that K-Fed is out there chatting with Jessica Simpson while his wife is on vacation with their kid, I think she looks like a million bucks. Or whatever amount she'll have left when she finally dumps K-Fed and gets a new accountant to track all the money he spent on chinless, French, cocaine-addicted "models."

she may be thinner than half the women you know but...oh wait, are you AMERICAN?! Shock horror then.

Britney Spears is a fatty fatty lard ass

ps......FAT

her thighs aren't really that big. she looks about 135-140... im 136, 5'5, and i wear a size six. it is conceivable that she wears a 6. Last time i looked size six isn't even plus, and most people that are that size are not considered obese whales. She could be fixed up and still look kinda nice, like on the good morning america commercial i saw.

Just wanted to say...GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK!!! So she has a few pounds on...so what??? She just had a baby!! I think she looks great!! Find someone else to pick on for F@#k sake!

i think she looks damn good. she just had a baby afterall.

she aint thin, but i would hit that shit frontwards, backwards, and sideways

i mean goddamn, look at those full plump taters. i'd milk those things.

Good God people! She's sort of a lard ass if you compare her to the way she looked at the 2000 VMA's. But she really is of average weight/size- we are just so accustomed to seeing her look in top shape!
Then again, she's rich and famous and it's her g'damned responsibility to look perfect for us and give young girls eating disorders! Damn her!

The suit sucks. Anything that pulls your boobs downward should be burned as far as I'm concerned.

That being said, she doesn't look that bad. Really. Needs to do some weights to tone up, but she's not that far off from looking nice and muscular. And muscular and buff is far more attractive than skinny/skeletal.

It's funny/sad what passes for fat these days.

Aww, Duffy! If I call you stupid, will you call me clever? If I had called Britney heterosexual, would you have called me a fag? Had I called her pretty would you have immediately come to the conclusion that I and everyone I know are ugly?

Yes, I am American and half the women I know are larger than a size 8, quelle horror! Oh, the humanity, call Greenpeace lest all the size 10s become beached on the sand!

People can be thin and they can be stupid. Guess which one you are? I'll give you a hint: Poor logic and reductio ad absurdum remarks can't help you lose weight.

Good luck with this approach, though. Bet the skinny chicks dig ya!

Sorry to disagree but...Britney looks hot as fuck. I'd do her.

Hey tipsymcstagger, When did I say I was a fan of Britney, in fact I'm not!! However when dumbasses like you call a woman who gave birth six months ago a fat whale I have to speak up. As for my inane rant, dumbass, you don't want to get me started! As for you not being jealous, well you are the only one who made a point of telling me your not, need I say more?

As for everyone else who calls her fat or a whale, she owes you nothing and for you to even comment that she has resources at her finger tips just shows you know shit about anything. You have no idea what advice her doctor has given her or why she is not back to her pre-pregnancy weight. Just because some celebrities get slim fast doesn't mean all do. Most celebs, put their child at risk to keep the weight off, look at Angelina Jolie, there is no way she should look like that at six months pregnant.

For everyone else who posted that any woman or young girl is fat or made fun of them. Try looking in the mirror your not perfect! In a world where anorexic girls are the norm you people should be ashamed of your selves.

Look kids, its the grand canyon.

Oh wait, its just Britneys chest, my bad.

I don't think she looks that bad. Actually getting rid of K was a good thing, now she can focus on herself and the nanny taking care of the child.

So Brit is pregnant with a female spawn. the female and the male spawn will mate. out will pop the antichrist. its coming, soon!

roni get a grip. go eat a donut.

Could she look anymore retarded and gross?

OMG, Willy has escaped from the zoo. Looks like he's searching for food. Run kids, run!!!

Dude, she's not even fat.