February 22, 2006
Kevin Federline sports mystery woman
Kevin Federline has been spotted with his arm around a woman that isn't Britney Spears. I have no idea who the woman might be, but I'm going to go ahead and assume it's his sister. And that he's cheating on Britney Spears with her. Because if jumping to conclusions has taught me anything, it's that whenever you see a guy with his arm around a girl it's safe to assume they're also having sex and probably related. That's a scientific fact, my friends. I read it in a magazine.
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Comments
1. Posted by Sheva on February 22, 2006 02:26 PM
Look he just loves the memory of Britney before she lost the tight look of a young lady and become a bloated hag.
And this girl is his way of honoring her.
2. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on February 22, 2006 02:27 PM
Popozao! Popozao!
FIRE!
UG.
FIRE!
3. Posted by kroft on February 22, 2006 02:28 PM
Well let's be real. When you're a handsome, debonaire, successful musical artist like K-Fed, you can't be expected to limit yourself to just one woman. That wouldn't be fair, either to K-Fed or to lovelorn women the world over.
4. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on February 22, 2006 02:28 PM
Kinda looks like Jamie-Lynn, the younger sister, she looks like Britney back in the day when she started out...
5. Posted by playahater101 on February 22, 2006 02:30 PM
I really hope he isn't dumb enough to walk around with his arm around another woman in public. Then again, I'm talking about the guy who hired an escort in Vegas and brought her to strip club after strip club while Brit was pregnant. Anyone else remember that? The paparazzi were following them all night long. What a loser.
6. Posted by Manderoni on February 22, 2006 02:30 PM
#3...exactly. And Britney is in Hawaii right now by herself. So I think it's safe to say he is bangin' this broad...he must be, he's got his arm around her, right?
7. Posted by gossipmonger on February 22, 2006 02:30 PM
Another one bites the dust? Brit has been replaced by... wait for it... Jamie Spears!
http://www.karateangels.com/si_bb_cst_jaimelynn.jpg
8. Posted by playahater101 on February 22, 2006 02:32 PM
How can anyone resist a guy who has zero cash of his own and mooches off his wife's career? And who wrote the tantilizing lyrics to Popozao? Such talent!!
9. Posted by Danno on February 22, 2006 02:32 PM
That new blonde girl is a lot hotter than that other girl he is with, too. . .
New blonde girl isn't pretty. . .
10. Posted by gossipmonger on February 22, 2006 02:33 PM
"I love K-fed's Corn Rolls ", didnt read your post first before my post above.... Yeah, totally agree, looks like he just traded her in for her little sister... (and thank god for Sean being a boy, or in 15 years I'd be worried about KFed hittin' on that one too... keepin' it in the family, and all, ya know?)
11. Posted by .shiny. on February 22, 2006 02:38 PM
well, what makes you so sure he won't hit on him either way..?
12. Posted by krahe on February 22, 2006 02:38 PM
I have a theory. He's trying to become America's Genghis Khan. Since he's already left a string of children in his wake, it seems to me that he's going to impregnate whoever this is, too, and then head off into the sunset (or into Sunset Bvd., as the case may be) on his shaggy Mongol pony... and his next conquest.
Needless to say, this must be stopped.
13. Posted by jimmythefish on February 22, 2006 02:42 PM
Everyone keeps saying how stupid Kevin Federline is. Marry Britney Spears despite no looks, money, skills or talent. Idiotic.
14. Posted by andrewthezeppo on February 22, 2006 02:44 PM
That's clearly Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's little sister.
Unfortunately it looks like lately she's gotten into her sisters bleach, and her cheetos
15. Posted by playahater101 on February 22, 2006 02:47 PM
#13, she's an idiot for marrying a guy she slept with the first night she met him. And for taking on a guy with a pregnant girlfriend, a little girl, and zero money. Him and Shar were struggling to make the rent before Brit came along. She made him famous just by marrying him. She looks the other way when he is seen with other women, so she gets what she deserves. You're right, he's not the idiot here. He's pretty smart to have landed a moron like her.
16. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 22, 2006 02:47 PM
Could it be Britney's little sister, a H.I.T?
Ho in training
17. Posted by frangly on February 22, 2006 03:10 PM
#12, I agree. Someone must let loose some radiation on the Federline testicles before he mates again.
18. Posted by drowningfool on February 22, 2006 03:21 PM
If he nails Britney's sister, and gets her pregnant as well, K-Fed will be elevated to Eternal God status. That's right. His Game will have become so on point that no human male will ever be able to touch it, and no human female able to resist it. God I love this man.
19. Posted by DuckBoy on February 22, 2006 03:21 PM
um if he was going to cheat on Britney Spears, don't you think he'd do it with someone hotter than this girl?
I mean his wife is BRITNEY SPEARS
20. Posted by DuckBoy on February 22, 2006 03:22 PM
also, last time I checked, when you are cheating on your wife you don't walk around in public with your arm around your girlfriend...
especially not if you're Kevin Federline and you have paparazzi on you 24/7
21. Posted by em167 on February 22, 2006 03:24 PM
Okay, so it DOES look like it could be Jami Lynn, but, still, I wouldn't let MY sister's husband walk around with his arm around me, that's just creepy and skanky. Then again, we are talking about K-Fed. Creepy and skanky's kind of his thing, right?
22. Posted by ribbit25 on February 22, 2006 03:29 PM
Isn't that the chick who just married Dr jason Diamond on Dr. 90210?
23. Posted by Vichus Smith on February 22, 2006 03:42 PM
I think that not only is K-Fed (YECH) banging his own sister and cheating on Britney, but he's also cheating on his sister with his cousin.
I hate fucking Federline, and not because he's a wannabe Eminem with his hat turned sideways and a tendency to dump his seed in chicks and run. I just hate him because he thinks he's talented and that people are playing his song because it's hip and interesting.
24. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 22, 2006 03:48 PM
Jamie Lynn needs to learn how to dye her hair professionally, it looks like pooped-on straw.
I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't just a teeny-weeny bit of rivalry between the Spears Sisters.
25. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on February 22, 2006 03:57 PM
That is not jamie lynne...It doesn't even remotly look like her. JL is really tan (this girl is pale ass white), JL's hair has darker blonde contrast(this girl has what looks like a really bad at home bleach job), JL isn't that skinny, and the noses are totally different (this chick looks like she has a pointy wiches nose...ew.
Not eve close to the same girl...
26. Posted by Caught Dead In That Dress on February 22, 2006 04:03 PM
How old actually is KFed? He looks about 50...
27. Posted by sammygirl on February 22, 2006 04:06 PM
I read on a different website that this woman is a French "actress" who is vacationing in L.A. She's described by someone who supposedly knows her as being a "star fucker" and having a "horrendous coke problem". Interesting.
28. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 22, 2006 04:10 PM
Which website SAMMYGIRL?
29. Posted by Tracy on February 22, 2006 04:15 PM
I'm trying to rationalize the Jamie-Lynn thing by asking myself, "Would it be natural for one of my sisters' hubands to put his arm around me like that EVER? Uh, no.
Ick.
30. Posted by CurrinGirl on February 22, 2006 04:16 PM
#12 - this means K-Fed could be my dad!
31. Posted by Jacq on February 22, 2006 04:31 PM
Ok, Kevin Federline married (past tense) Britney Spears. The woman that he is now married to could eat old Brit for a pre-lunch snack. Did anyone else see the pic of her from AOL Celebrity? She had on an old Hollywood glam hat and CUTOFF JEAN SHORTS! Who wears cutoffs over your bathing suit in the water in HAWAII?! Fat chicks, that's who. I know that you can take the girl out of Louisiana, but when you're handed to K-Fed even Louisiana doesn't even want you back.
32. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 22, 2006 04:33 PM
This post would be so much more interesting if it was "K-Fed Sports Mystery Lesions" or "K-Fed Spontaneously Combusts while Maturbating"
Guess I'll have to wait for those.
33. Posted by Maeve97 on February 22, 2006 04:38 PM
That does look a lot like Jamie Lynn. However, as Tracy said, it's really weird for him to have his arm around her like that. Also, I can't imagine anyone in Brit's family actually liking K-Fed and permitting him to touch them in an affectionate way.
34. Posted by Grphdesi23 on February 22, 2006 04:44 PM
Oops...he did it again.
35. Posted by Grphdesi23 on February 22, 2006 04:44 PM
Britney to Kevin: Who is this bitch? Seriously.
36. Posted by ESQ on February 22, 2006 04:45 PM
K-Douche was out clubbin' one night without Britney (surprise) and he put a roofie in this girls drink and made her think she is Britney.
37. Posted by mcnama on February 22, 2006 04:51 PM
He's on a mission....to make another perfectly presentable young lady lower her standards and inhibitions and make her believe it is ok to be that way...
38. Posted by gogoboots on February 22, 2006 04:51 PM
Probably some bag lady he picked up, she looks like Mary Kate Olsen! Gasp an affair for shame!
I wouldn't put it past him, K-Fed is the devil incarnate and is gonna suck Britney dry.
39. Posted by mcnama on February 22, 2006 04:51 PM
He's on a mission....to make another perfectly presentable young lady lower her standards and inhibitions and make her believe it is ok to be that way...
40. Posted by Tania on February 22, 2006 04:56 PM
Hmm, I smell a separation.
Brit vacationing alone with the baby in Hawaii? Since when does Kevin turn down free vacations? Or free anything for that matter.
And I totally agree w/ S.Starr (# 25). That is definitely NOT Jamie-Lynn. I know we all want it to be her for the sake of drama, but it's not.
41. Posted by ProtonMan on February 22, 2006 05:02 PM
If it is the little sister of his wife, I wonder if he is trying to convince her to join him and Brit in the marital cot...mmmm, it is some blokes fantasy.
42. Posted by Zanna on February 22, 2006 05:07 PM
I think it kind of looks like Lindsay Lohan when she was blonde (is she still blonde..I don't know..)
43. Posted by CMG on February 22, 2006 05:15 PM
this is who it is - http://www.sandylakdar.com/
44. Posted by playahater101 on February 22, 2006 05:18 PM
Yeah, SAMMYGIRL, post that link if you can. I wanna read it, too.
45. Posted by sammygirl on February 22, 2006 05:18 PM
LaydeeBug, go to http://www.hollywoodrag.com to read more about who this chick might be. Who knows if it's true, but she sounds like a complete zero, so I can see KFed liking her.
46. Posted by playahater101 on February 22, 2006 05:24 PM
I just saw that pic on people.com of Brit in Hawaii. It says that she's looking to rent a house there for 3 months while she finishes her new album. I seriously hope it is way more successful than her loser hubby's. And then she dumps him and goes back to being cute.
Thanks for the link SAMMYGIRL!
47. Posted by Craig & "em" on February 22, 2006 05:24 PM
I'm disappointed that we're not giving "The Greatest Rapper of All Times" (we call him Special K in da hood) his proper respect. I mean...all he does is put out hit after hit and gets arguably the "HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD" pregnant, and all we want to do is gossip about him having possible oral sex (it wasn't oral) with his sister. Let's focus on the positive things (like his music) that both enrich and improve our lives on a daily basis.
(This comment was in no way written jointly by me Kevin Federline, and my wife Britney Spears)
48. Posted by Spindoc on February 22, 2006 05:31 PM
God I yearn for the day when we can all say
"Remember that guy who married that singer...you know who I'm talking about...real douchebag, always wore cornrows? What the hell was his name?"
Ahhhhh, Please make that day come soon.
49. Posted by BarbadoSlim on February 22, 2006 05:32 PM
when is this guy gonna get arrested and turned into a prison cum rag by the muslim broherhood WHEN?
50. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 22, 2006 05:38 PM
#43, oooh, pfft, another ugly bitch.
51. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 22, 2006 05:40 PM
OH and that mother fu**er better take off that Marvin Gaye t-shirt right quick before I hunt him down and rip his stupid cunt head off!
52. Posted by mamacita on February 22, 2006 05:52 PM
Gasp!!!!! I didn't even notice the Marvin Gaye t-shirt!! He is so not worthy. I want to punch him for even thinking he could wear that. You know that if he likes Britney's crappy music and we all know how super awesome his own music is, he can in no way appreciate music that is in the same stratosphere as Marvin Gaye's superfly tunes.
53. Posted by krahe on February 22, 2006 05:53 PM
#17--if we're letting loose radiation on him, why stop with the testicles? Why not just turn him into one giant pulsating cancer?
And more importantly, would anyone be able to tell the difference?
54. Posted by SMF121490 on February 22, 2006 06:00 PM
There aren't many worthy of a Marvin Gaye t-shirt. But, KF has to be one of the lowest on the worthy list.
And, that is Brit's little sister Jamie Lynn. Why he has his arm around her I don't know. My husband does not walk around town with his arm around my sisters. But then, they would clean his clock if he did. There is just something a little strange about that.
55. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on February 22, 2006 06:11 PM
Where are you PapaHotNuts?
56. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 22, 2006 06:20 PM
I wish Marvin Gaye's dad would get all cracked up and shot this asshole.
57. Posted by MeganHarris on February 22, 2006 06:26 PM
If i looked like Britney Spears does now, I wouldn't blame my boyfriend for going somewhere else.
Useless Things!!!
58. Posted by Zed on February 22, 2006 06:57 PM
This guy's got bigger image problems than Osama Bin Laden. And this pic with the blonde chick (no, it's not Jamie) isn't going to help.
But you've got to admire him--he's got hutspa!!
59. Posted by gossipmonger on February 22, 2006 07:17 PM
HAHA, go to that Sandy chick's website, to the guestbook and the first comments are:
[23/02/2006] gauche fille
Comment K-fed? Un vrai bon temps?
[23/02/2006] poopoo man
Hey, are you fucking K-Fed? Just wondering.
Stay tuned, we should be seeing the "story" on her site. C'mon, she's not well known in North America, right? What better way to become "famous" than to screw her way onto the scene(just ask Paris Hilton)
60. Posted by Mouth on February 22, 2006 07:40 PM
that is not jamie-lynn
61. Posted by miadm2002 on February 22, 2006 07:41 PM
Over-rated Britney is getting what she deserves. Kevin was involved with Char Jackson, mother of his 2 kids when he and Britney began dating. He chose Britney, because well, she has more money and is more ignorant. She fell hard, got married, got pregnant and he went on his merry way. Now, if they split, he gets spousal support. I wonder if there is a pre-nup??
62. Posted by susie-q on February 22, 2006 08:14 PM
britney's having to do damage control again - poor girl
63. Posted by thatsnothot on February 22, 2006 08:24 PM
oh well we all knew the time was coming when k-fed would leave her. man whore. it was the same way with char- left her while she was pregnant. wtf is wrong with this man. if he was smart, he would stay loyal to brit because i'm sure this girl doesn't have the money to support his spendings..
64. Posted by JollyJumjuck on February 22, 2006 08:52 PM
Kevin's ability to bang all these chicks and be a celebrity proves that some people are simply immune to the ill effects of karma and can do whatever they please without any consequences.
65. Posted by aguynamedbill on February 22, 2006 08:58 PM
alyson hannigan?
66. Posted by Zod's no Sod on February 22, 2006 09:03 PM
That is the fire! K-Fed is such a man.
67. Posted by Tania on February 22, 2006 09:30 PM
Ok curiosity got the best of me so I went to that nasty girl's website (the link is in post #43). That IS her w/ K-Fag.
Someone on her guestbook actually wrote "Hope you enjoyed your trip to LA". It was posted on 2/17 so it definitely wasn't a joke. But she is getting bombarded by some hilarious comments about Kevin Felcherline.
And for those of you that haven't seen her yet, be forewarned...she is HIDEOUS!
68. Posted by PhDiva on February 22, 2006 09:37 PM
I agree with people who think that's Britney's little sister. I think he's a total loser, but that does not look sexual to me. It looks protective.
69. Posted by gogoboots on February 22, 2006 10:10 PM
So apparently this is some weird French coke whore. I love the company he keeps for reals!
70. Posted by BarbadoSlim on February 22, 2006 10:35 PM
Oh, she looks like a high quality individual. Yup high quality indeed hmmmm I wonder what exotic old world venereal diseases she might be bringing in from the continent.
71. Posted by Tania on February 22, 2006 11:20 PM
To everyone who STILL belives that is Jamie-Lynn:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/857/638/1600/celebritysmack_federhell.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/857/638/1600/celebritysmack_federhell1.jpg
Look at her calves in the second picture. Jamie-Lynn is a tiny pre-pubescent girl. She doesn't have cankles like this chick's. Jamie-Lynn dresses way better than that too.
72. Posted by allison joy on February 22, 2006 11:35 PM
come ON. IT'S NOT JAMIE LYNN! jamie lynn is adorable, and that girl is nasty and looks NOTHING LIKE HER.
goodness sakes, people.
73. Posted by effang on February 22, 2006 11:45 PM
this site has gone to shit since it became popular.
what happened to all the linked pictures and large hi-res photo spreads? there hasn't been a multi photo spread since...way back in january.
74. Posted by Brittany on February 23, 2006 12:15 AM
Found her
http://www.sandylakdar.com/
75. Posted by DMM on February 23, 2006 01:41 AM
SHE'S ONLY 15 YEARS OLD!! NASTY LITTLE SLUT. RIGHT UP K-FED'S ALLEY I GUESS.
76. Posted by Shaun on February 23, 2006 02:52 AM
Next week Britney will be seen sporting her belly showing with a man holding her.
LOL @ hillbilly love and lust. Keep it in the family.
77. Posted by Rochford on February 23, 2006 04:00 AM
DUDE. Not Jamie Lynn.
78. Posted by TaiTai on February 23, 2006 04:09 AM
Thanks a lot #71 for the link. Now I am really depressed. Do you see that car with its backup tail-lights on? Just think how close it could have come to just reversing right into him and putting us all out of our misery. Now THAT would have been a story.
79. Posted by happy_bunny on February 23, 2006 05:34 AM
If this Sandy chick had a lot of comments about K-Fed in her guestbook, she's gone through and deleted them all.
That's dumb. This was probably her best shot at fame.
80. Posted by happy_bunny on February 23, 2006 05:43 AM
This woman is REALLY skanky-looking. I mean . . . really. Like, 'go take a shower. Please!'
81. Posted by BarbadoSlim on February 23, 2006 06:36 AM
oh and if I were drunk, I'd hit it.
82. Posted by Sangiovese on February 23, 2006 07:49 AM
Geeezus, this girl is fugly. And, yeah, she erased all the K-fed comments from her site. Sounds like she might have gotten a hefty sum wired to her from Hawaii with a note attached "Leave my ugly, nasty husband alone. I'm sure there are plenty of lazy jerks that don't shower in Paris. Take your pick."
83. Posted by florence on February 23, 2006 08:10 AM
I am convinced that K-Fed has to be really good at going down on the ladies. Really what other quality might he have. Don't we know how he is in every other way? Brit has always been a hornball just like the next girl and she found a guy who is really good at going down and why would she let that go? Wonder what that says about JT's lady pleasuring skills...
84. Posted by Reli on February 23, 2006 08:18 AM
I'm pretty sure that that's Jamie-Lynn. It doesn't look exactly like her because the angle is odd, but that's her. He has his arm around her in an affectionate sort of older-brother way. Sometimes when you take pictures, things seem weird when they actually weren't.
85. Posted by LL forever on February 23, 2006 08:33 AM
even though i hate him, but i dont really blame him, britney spears sucks in all ways!
86. Posted by Joe Mamma on February 23, 2006 09:11 AM
It looks like the ghost of Dana Plato. (if you are under 30, look it up.)
87. Posted by Maeve97 on February 23, 2006 10:11 AM
Reli (#84): that is not Jamie Lynn, I thought we have determined that already. look at the links that #71 provided. Jamie Lynn is like 13 and much thinner than this French skank.
88. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 10:33 AM
#86, Joe Mamma, HAHAHAHAH.
And that IS the 26 y.o. French Skank. It looks like they recently came out of a club or something cuz she's not holding him by the waist, she's got her hand on his shoulder in a non-sexual but probably drunk way.
This seems like the type of chick that could probably wrap Kevin around her finger, and have him go to the ATM for more coke money. And he'll lick her toes as she does lines off his bald spot.
Oh, and Britney did sign a pre-nup. I remember all the hub-bub about her not wanting to sign one, but she ended up doing it on the advice of her lawyer.
89. Posted by Maeve97 on February 23, 2006 10:38 AM
Brit's prenup is pretty good. I think that he gets none of her money, but he is entitled to half of the worth of things they purchase while married, like houses, cars, etc.
Of course he'll still score, because they live in a mansion so he'll get like $2 million at least. Not to mention all the things she has bought for him, like a Ferrari.
Brit is just really dumb, and it's sad because at one point she was a nice girl but her white trashiness caught up with her.
90. Posted by Reli on February 23, 2006 10:54 AM
#87: You're right, I didn't see that comment. It does greatly resemble Jamie-Lynn from one angle, but from the back that's not her. Intriguing.
91. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 10:58 AM
#89, Yeah, dumb is right. Also, I'm pretty sure she's a brat because you KNOW her mom must have had something to say about that.
Didn't she have her bridesmaids and groomsmen dress in fucking pink and blue track suits that said Pimps and Hos or something lame like that?
92. Posted by Maeve97 on February 23, 2006 11:08 AM
brit's bridesmaids wore sweatsuits that said "maids" across the back of the top, and the guys had "pimps" written across theirs. "maids" is ok, but "pimp?" ew. I mean seriously, how ghetto is that? And not ghetto fabulous, actual ghetto.
and if you see footage of her wedding day, her mom looks like she is trying not to cry, and those aren't happy tears!
I would like to thank Us magazine for the plethora of useless celeb info that occupies my mind.
93. Posted by asmith on February 23, 2006 11:09 AM
OK, he's not that dumb....he made a BRILLIANT move by getting Brit to marry him. My guess is that he's trying to piss Brit off by apprearing in public like this. There's an angle - there's always an angle with this CHUMP! Maybe he's pissed over the whole jeapordizing his baby's life and all?!?! I mean, he's a wicked awesome father to his other kids right?!?
94. Posted by Robin27 on February 23, 2006 11:14 AM
People, that is not Britney's sister, it looks nothing like her! She's alot prettier.
95. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 11:15 AM
#93, Asmith, are you from Rhode Island?
#92, Maeve, I will take my broke-ass, dull, student/secretary life over Britney's anyday. Poor "Brintey's Mom."
96. Posted by asmith on February 23, 2006 11:18 AM
#95 - No, why?
97. Posted by justforkicks on February 23, 2006 11:21 AM
Brit is not wearing her ring in those recent hawaii pics. praise the lord. i like her; she's just a girl who is trying to be real and unfortunately like the rest of us, has made some bad decisions. you'll see, after this, she'll be back to her old self and rid of this wort. i did go and post a couple of mean messages on that french whore sandy's guestbook and within 5 minutes, they were deleted. i really need a life. ugh.,
98. Posted by thisone on February 23, 2006 11:23 AM
"made a BRILLIANT move by getting Brit to marry him."
No, no, no. SHE asked HIM to marry her. I'm not directing this at you asmith but more to her defensive fans. Why isn't anything EVER any fault of her own?
"She's trashy because of him."
"Her image will improve once she gets rid of him."
"He ruined her."
"The papparazzi made her do it."
Man, her PR peope are good. Wow, it's just funny how her fans instantly come to her defense like she's their best friend.
99. Posted by justforkicks on February 23, 2006 11:27 AM
here are some more revealing pics of the new miss k-fed. what a whore. let's look at the positive; k-fed has met his soul mate.
http://www.yumezone.com/photos/03androcknroll/index.php
100. Posted by Juliette on February 23, 2006 11:28 AM
98- AMEN!!!
Brit is trash and was always this way. She just finally decided to drop her media image and reveal her true self.
101. Posted by justforkicks on February 23, 2006 11:32 AM
Trash is a bit harsh. Maybe human or normal would be a better choice of words. Man i need a life.
102. Posted by thisone on February 23, 2006 11:41 AM
Yes, it's only human and normal to sell your body for money and fame. Selling T&A is not in the least bit trashy.
And just to turn the tables around, you're calling this girl a whore (even went as far as going to her site to say it to her "face") without even knowing the "real" girl behind what might only be an image. That's not a bit harsh coming from someone who thinks "trash" is a bit harsh for Britney?
103. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 12:04 PM
#96, it's the "wicked awesome" reference. Very Rhode Island or Massachussets. I like it!
104. Posted by krissypoo on February 23, 2006 12:07 PM
just want to confirm that that girl IS sandy.
she is friends with one of my good friends. i talked to him yesterday to confirm if that was her and he freaked out. apparently the description of her on hollywoodrag.com does not do her justice. she is more scandalous than that and has a very loose cunt. she also is really obsessive and addicted to coke. perfect for mr kfed i suppose..so you can put those jamie lynn suspicions to rest. also she was in l.a. for a few days and left on sunday
105. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 12:10 PM
#98 Spot On!
#101 & 102 - Excuse me but Ms. Spears has been selling the sexy kitten image since she was 15 OK! Only back then it was aimed at the pedophile population.
She knew what she was doing. Kevin is a nothing, but let's call a spade a spade, OK?!
Or "a Spear a Spear."
106. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 12:12 PM
Oh, and the Sandy is really ugly, she's got NOTHING on Britney. Britney is stupid, but she's pretty.
107. Posted by downshine on February 23, 2006 12:16 PM
she looks like a frickin crack-whore.
108. Posted by thisone on February 23, 2006 12:36 PM
LaydeeBug - I was being sarcastic about the "selling sex isn't trashy" thing. :-)
109. Posted by asmith on February 23, 2006 12:41 PM
LaydeeBug - I'm from Mass......good job!
110. Posted by Maeve97 on February 23, 2006 12:43 PM
Britney absolutely deserves this 100%. She shouldn't be surprised that her husband would dare cheat on her while she is caring for their infant baby, when he cheated on Shar Jackson with Britney while she was caring for their child and was pregnant. What do you expect, Britney?
111. Posted by asmith on February 23, 2006 01:00 PM
Yes, #110 - Once a cheater, always a cheater. When they get divorced, I hope she cries for two minutes, quickly followed by getting on the road to recovering her image. It's too late for Whitney, but it *may* not be to late for the Britster. OK, probably too late for Brit too...but she should at least try!
112. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 01:03 PM
This one, I mixed you in with the bunch, sorry.
113. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 01:05 PM
Asmith, don't you mean good "JAWb" (hahaha)
114. Posted by Maeve97 on February 23, 2006 01:13 PM
Ok here is my plan to recover Brit's image, because apparently her publicist is asleep at the wheel:
1. dump KFed
2. lose 10 more pounds
3. remove hair extensions and purchase hair brush
4. hire rachel zoe as new stylist
5. throw out all stupid tee-shirts that say things ("i'm a virgin, don't be mad at me, etc")
6. have a meeting with the matrix songwriting team and come up with some good new material, work on new album
7. pick up charity work (it helped angelina). i suggest babybuggy, which helps poor babies get supplies or whatever.
I think we'd all even be happy with just #1.
115. Posted by Maeve97 on February 23, 2006 01:18 PM
I think I've been watching too much Entourage on demand lately because apparently now I think I'm Shauna.
116. Posted by vargas_grrl on February 23, 2006 01:38 PM
Ugh, Looks like K-Fed has been hanging out at Denny's picking up waitresses after the late night shift. What does he have against girls who own a hairbrush? Booooooo.
117. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 01:45 PM
Wow, that really is the French model/actress woman isn't it? Damned French prostitutes. Oh well, at least her breaking up this couple (if Britney will grow a brain) is a good thing.
118. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 01:56 PM
Maeve, I'm with you on the stylist tip.
Christina Aguilera did it and she looks somewhat like a lady these days. I'll bet X-tina is having a yuk-yuk about this.
Take care, brush your hair!
119. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 02:01 PM
Sandy: "Ohhh Keveen, pleaze, get for me ze cocaane. I doo not know who ze sellehr is on ze cornehr."
Kevin: "Yo, mami, parlay for a minute. Big Daddy Kev'll get the shizzle. Yo, peep that camera dude ovah there."
Sandy: "Mais non, I cannoht, be seen by ze paparazzi. Oh, mon dieu, donnez-moi le cocaine."
120. Posted by cj14mommy on February 23, 2006 02:10 PM
um yeah britney is def not pretty, maybe with the help of a truck load of makeup, but then anyone can look good then...here are some pics of her in hawaii...
http://www.britneyzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=0
i think it's great that she's ditched the wedding ring, but the post baby weight is still there, at least that's what i hope it is and not another baby on the way...
121. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 02:21 PM
The baby is kinda cute, too bad he looks like his dad.
Britney was saved from beig a big-fat-fatty in high school because she was dancing and making videos at an early age.
Now that she has becoem a lazy slag (like Mariah) her fat dna is kicking in. She is the type of girl that HAS to work out, constantly or she will blow up. Remember, she has a big, basket-ball booty.
122. Posted by Buffy Holt on February 23, 2006 02:23 PM
Isn't that like...her sister?
123. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 02:44 PM
Can you blame K-Fed for wanting to replace this:
http://www.britneyzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=39
Wtf is she wearing and what is that hair?
124. Posted by single on February 23, 2006 02:48 PM
britney should just dump his ass, yea maybe she doesnt want to go through another divroce or something i don't know, but k-fed is totally fucking around with someone else and we should all murder him!
125. Posted by carriecoconut28 on February 23, 2006 02:57 PM
Why isnt he in Hawaii with his wife and baby?
126. Posted by Zapp Brannigan on February 23, 2006 03:11 PM
A few thoughts:
1. I think this French chick is doable. She has a lovely shaped face, based on her model photos I'm seeing. She's not great, has fake blonde hair and blue-eye contacts, but I'd go for it, more so than Britney, whom I never have been into, even back in her teen years.
2. Maybe this French chick had no idea she was hooking up with Britney's boyfriend. Perhaps she met him in a club where he was acting all playa-like, which is maybe what she goes for in a guy, and thought he was some rich important man.
3. They probably fucked.
4. What's up with Britney? I have no good theory. Perhaps she is making moves toward a separation, or maybe she feels the need to get away from Los Angeles so she can finish her new album without these distractions.
5. K-Fed probably wants Britney to divorce him, but he's not going to initiate it. He'll make out financially, by getting half of what they (she) acquired after their marriage. The Kevin has a plan.
127. Posted by Zapp Brannigan on February 23, 2006 03:12 PM
>>2. Maybe this French chick had no idea she was hooking up with Britney's boyfriend.<<
I meant Britney's husband. Freudian slip.
128. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 03:20 PM
But if she can prove he was an adulterer, would he even get any money? I would think a prenup for a celebrity would have such a clause.
129. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 03:29 PM
Now that I read more on this, I'm kind of leaning towards another theory. Maybe Britney is not as stupid as we think and she's already getting rid of this piece of luggage. I can't wait to see how this ends (rubbing hands together evilly)
130. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 03:33 PM
#126, Hmmm, She's got big bug occipital bones, dull as dishwater look on face and probably a legend in her own mind. Oh yeah, doable. Actaully she's prpbably perfect for Kevin.
131. Posted by Maeve97 on February 23, 2006 03:49 PM
zapp branigan/#126: are you serious? that girl is a heroin-snorting mouse with an overgrown bowl cut. britney at least cleans up nice.
132. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 04:26 PM
Yeah, that woman has some seriously messed up cheek bones and huge eyes that make her look like E.T.
133. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 04:29 PM
The picture that's 3rd from the bottom on the far right side...is that...what I think it is?
http://www.yumezone.com/photos/03androcknroll/index.php
134. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 05:02 PM
#133, If you're thinking joint, you maybe right. Unless she rolls her own cigs, I'm thinking she's tacky enough.
135. Posted by BarbadoSlim on February 23, 2006 05:03 PM
Britney has never been my cup of tea, buuuut, nothing bad can come from her getting rid of this dirtbag.
136. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 05:07 PM
It says that the acts or poses are simulated, Cha right!!!! Then that's the best looking simulated coke I've ever seen.
Shit, now I want some....
137. Posted by justforkicks on February 23, 2006 08:45 PM
Yup 133 that is what you think it is. I bet this website will be down in a day or so.... watch. Brit is so not stupid. She is in Hawaii (not wearing her ring) with her son for 3 months to work on her new album. She will come out the winner. And if he is cheating on her, he will not get much $$ from her. Phew. I'm glad this is almost over. Having a baby changes you. She will come out on the tippy top. I do wish she'd hire a stylist though.. jeez.
138. Posted by XoXo8706 on February 23, 2006 09:03 PM
IS it just me or just this look like jamie lynn spears? britney's little sister.
139. Posted by wildchildintn on February 23, 2006 10:36 PM
From what I could find online, her prenup states that prickass will get $300K a year for half the length of the marriage and gifts over $10k require a legal document stating who will own it if they split...so maybe she's not too stupid after all...I think she will come around...EVENTUALLY...
140. Posted by Zed on February 24, 2006 12:32 AM
She looks okay: a little overweight, but certainly not a whale. Well a small whale, perhaps.
Earth to Britney: Forget the bodyguards. Spend your money on a good stylist, because you are totally clueless about what looks good on you, what looks bad, and what should be thrown in the Good Will dumpster outside the local supermarket.
141. Posted by daria405 on February 24, 2006 01:23 AM
If he is cheating, he will get NO spousal support from her, despite the agreement. He'd have to be a fool to do that.
142. Posted by veggi on February 24, 2006 07:59 AM
yo- that ain't jamie lynn
143. Posted by happy_bunny on February 24, 2006 10:34 PM
Is that what people do when they do coke? Lie around and mope about their bad lighting?
144. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on February 26, 2006 02:21 AM
#91 and #92 Yeah, pic of Mrs. Spears is truly inspiration. You can tell that, just for a moment, she stopped viewing Brit as a meal ticket and is actually contemplating the fast-approaching train wreck with "What in God's name have I done?" resonating through her head. Good times.
145. Posted by dorothy25 on February 28, 2006 01:10 PM
look she has a myspace.....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1967516
http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:12t6u1vWi_YJ:socialitelife.com/mt/archives/kevin_federline_hangs_out_with_sandy_lakdar.php+sandy+and+kevin+&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=9
146. Posted by dorothy25 on February 28, 2006 01:10 PM
look she has a myspace.....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1967516
http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:12t6u1vWi_YJ:socialitelife.com/mt/archives/kevin_federline_hangs_out_with_sandy_lakdar.php+sandy+and+kevin+&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=9
147. Posted by popasmurf on March 8, 2006 12:12 AM
The girl he is spotted with looks like a FREAk.. i saw her site.
#1 Problem I believe with most marriages is that these people rush to marriage when they are desperate to settle down and procreate, thereby choosing the wrong people. They don't wait for true love, if they even know what that is anymore. They feel like they can't wait.. They just rush with the first guy or woman that comes along when they are "ready" to "settle down". Most marriages are SHIT .. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. Hopefully she dumps this bum and find someone who she truly love and loves her back.
This is a SHAM!!
148. Posted by popasmurf on March 8, 2006 12:14 AM
The girl he is spotted with looks like a FREAk.. i saw her site.
#1 Problem I believe with most marriages is that these people rush to marriage when they are desperate to settle down and procreate, thereby choosing the wrong people. They don't wait for true love, if they even know what that is anymore. They feel like they can't wait.. They just rush with the first guy or woman that comes along when they are "ready" to "settle down". Most marriages are SHIT .. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. Hopefully she dumps this bum and find someone who she truly love and loves her back.
This is a SHAM!!