I think I would rather be the jizz cleaner at the nuddy booths rather than Naomi Campbell's assistant. Or clean up after the elephants at the circus. Either would be better than taking orders from some mean, ugly, has-been thinks she's such a diva supermodel like Naomi. Even her dresses get treated better than her assistant does.

She can't get paid well because if she's any kind of REAL bitch (like J-Lo) then she has to be cheap, too.

What's with her lips? Oh, and Mary-Kate wants her glasses back.

I meant the assistant can't get paid well. ...bla bla

Who's Naomi Campbell?

Why does some on-and-off again "retired" model need an assistant anyway?....and why havent her assistants asked themself this?

Nice hair, Honey. You look like a poodle whose perm exploded. I'd pay $10 a pop to throw cell phones at you.

She needs an assisstant to help carry around her ego. That burden is too much for one woman to carry, or two or three for that matter.

Why is this woman still famous? Shouldn't doing a duet with Vanilla Ice all those years ago have killed her carreer?

How dare you make fun of Professional AssEaters! this is horrendous! I love tossing salad as much as any other professional asseater does and for you to call it the worst job ever, well, I am done with this site! OVER!

She looks like a black Sphinx. With an attitude. BSWA is her new rap group.

Because you just said, "Mohammed is a Mohomo" 30 people just died in a riot somewhere.

I love that woman!!!!!!!!!!

bah, what a wreck.
Take some tips from Iman...now that woman has her shit together.

I love Iman. Her name means "magnet"

What is wrong with this woman? She gets millions of dollars just to look like she looks and yet she still finds things to be angry about? I think she's so bored with her own stupid ass life that she creates all this drama just to amuse herself. I know that I personally find it very amusing to verbally abuse people and hit them with my cell phone. It's very gratifying.

I would rather have this job instead of being Naomi Campbell's assistant (NSFW)

http://www.kladblog.com/site/embedded.asp?id=http://media.kladblog.com/media/200512/yek.wmv&w=480&h=360

#16 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ESQ, I had that job until I quit. I was really tired one morning and there was this unfortunate yawn- this rest I think you know.

Naomi Campbell was, is and always will be a Grade A cunt, regardless of whether she is still famous or not.

16... I just cringed so hard I almost couldn't puke. Almost.

16... that is too much. you could have prefaced that link with a big cumshot warning, though, so i didn't open it at work! Although, i don't really trust anything on this site to be exactly tasteful, so i'm always glancing behind me to make sure no one's looking. And, generally, what's with the superficial lately? i'm in the mood for some good old fashioned pictures of celebs looking like crap, shopping for groceries, and picking their asses. what gives?

who the fuck cares??

this site sucks today.

@21 - NSFW means Not Safe For Work

I think ass-picking is saved for Mondays.

Awww, I got an Access Denied message for #16. What did I miss?

Not for nothing, but if you're too busy worrying about looking at this site while at work, probably the only job you should qualify for is Naomi Campbell's assistant.

what is up with u guys? that "mohamed is a mohomo" remark, just tasteless. before it was punch the pregnant gwyneth paltrow.im all about makin fun of celebs and havin a good laugh, but theres a fine line between funny and tasteless and uve just crossed it. dont offend religions and prophets. its a big deal. seriously. did it occur to u that this site might be viewed by, umm i donno, muslims. there are serious things nobody shud make fun of, punching pregnant women in the stomach is one of them. religion is another. so if the writer cant come up with anything funny pls just shut up.

WELL, it only took 4 hours 50 minutes for somone to bring up the Mohomo religious reference.

thanks for the NSFW translation, HollyJ. Someday I'll know all of these codes. And by "someday," i really mean probably never. And, to 25... If not for "nothing," then for what?

#26 Just shove it like your name suggested.

#29, Hey EZSlut, that was my nick name in the 5th grade.

LaydeeBug, you missed a cum shot in the wrong person's eye.

Oooh, I hate when that happens.

"I'm gonna stick my luv in your eye, baby so you can see me comin', just comin' all over you." (some unknown song I heard)

she's a douche bag...
plain and simple...

In response to #18 - SO that is how you got your name : )

no offense, at work, i really like a good azz laugh - but lately superficial has been sucking with its gossip! where is the juice? i want the juice.

somebody! the juice please!

Layla, I have to agree. I remember when the Kirsten Dunst Posts had me spewing at my desk.

I'm all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it's about this stupid assistant who, believe me you would all shout at to with her pathetic attempts to help me wipe my arse, essentially saying she's got no job, it's bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer's block that you could find nothing else to write about but areally crap PA and a one line joke about a Pakistani strip-club."

#29 - Took the words right out of my mouth. Props.
#26 - If you don't like our site, NO ONE MAKES YOU READ IT!!!

#35 - Apparently the juice is in #16's link...

Hey Laydeebug ...this was the good old days:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/kdunst_vampire.jpg

opps, I hope this posts ...

My favorite saying was "pebble-toothed troll" and "her teeth look like corn" (laughing as I write this shit)

I von to thrink yor bloodd ...

Why does that picture make her look like one of the floppy eared poodles from the Westminster Dog Show?

I found my own juice for ya'lls azzes:

www.hereinreality.com/makeup.htm

-Now that is something to talk about!

man, y can't I post?

I know the assistant she's a Bitch...hahahhah.....her ego is as large as Naomi Campbell's!!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb.html

try this too:

http://www.hereinreality.com/makeup.htm

#37-What is with this thing you're doing where you're posting the exact same comment on multiple stories, just trading out the pertinent information? You posted the same thing on the Michael Jackson story and the Gwyneth Paltrow story. Geez-if you're gonna try to slam the writer, at least be original and use different slams for each story. Lame.

Hey, Porno Stars are professional ass-eaters, but at least they don't get head butted. Unless of course you're talking about "Head-Butters Extreme 27: They Fuck Dogs too!"

"there are serious things nobody shud make fun of, punching pregnant women in the stomach is one of them. religion is another."

Fuck that. I shud and I wil make fun of whatever the fuk I want. If you don't like it go burn down my embassy or something (I'm Belgian btw).

So P. Mohammed walks into a bar carrying a duck and a plunger. He puts down the duck punches Fishsticks Paltrow in the womb and says..

I feel bad for the innocent bystanders that were trapped on that trans-Atlantic flight with Naomi and her bitch clique.

I'd rather wear steak underwear and be locked in a closet with two pit bulls.

Naomi Campbell is not a subject worthy of launching a debate over free speech. Leave that to the cartoons.

#26
"what is up with u guys? that "mohamed is a mohomo" remark, just tasteless. before it was punch the pregnant gwyneth paltrow.im all about makin fun of celebs and havin a good laugh, but theres a fine line between funny and tasteless and uve just crossed it. dont offend religions and prophets. its a big deal. seriously. did it occur to u that this site might be viewed by, umm i donno, muslims. there are serious things nobody shud make fun of, punching pregnant women in the stomach is one of them. religion is another. so if the writer cant come up with anything funny pls just shut up."

youre a pussy.

It's not right to make homo references to Mo. Anyone that is anyone knows he was the mack daddy pimp; he allowed up to four wives but the big guy told him he could go right on up to 24. He also had visions of a six year old who he would add to his list. He was very patient and waited till she was 9 before hitting it.

What a guy. He was a youthful 52.

http://www.muhammadanism.org/Hadith/Topics/Marriage.htm

#4 - I think she's the girl from Scream.
#26 - Nice.
#29 + 55 - No need to get riled up, it was a joke. He's just cutting and pasting a comment from another article. Keep up here, folks.

Seriously, the reason that models are such bitches is because they don't get anything to eat all day. They are on <800 calories/ day diets, and they have trainers to kick their ass in the gym. They don't have any energy, and their heads are constantly spinning. Ugh, why the hell am I defending these people.

Thnnx #56. P Mo. WAS the orignal playa. Consider me converted.

I honestly use to like this site, but after reading about the whole Mohammed comment, I am left utterly disgusted. Its not funny in the least bit, and hey if you wanna stoop down to that level and make fun of religious leaders, be my guest, but get your damn facts straight! Aysha was 12, he was a Prophet and this was hundreds of years ago, its not like today where we got pimps and prevs taking advantage of our young ones, this man (Mohammed) was married to aysha, and no pagan at the time objected to their marriage because it was widely practised, hell we got 9 year old Thai girls giving birth and Swazi kings marrying 11 wives, and hey lets not forget King Henry. You wanna talk homo and paedophiles? Its not like any yall are any better. And yes am highly anticipating the rude insult one of you imbeciles is going to hurl at me.

#4 - I don't know who the hell she is either.

59 if you promise to stop complaining then we promise to stop referencing the 52 year faceless one and his 9 year old addition to the harem. We also promise not to reference the religious hadiths referencing 8 year old girlfriends impending hookup if you learn how to shut up and behave in our free society where freedom of speech trumps the slavery of the religion of pieces.

As the muzzies say, We come in peace, we'll leave you in pieces.

Is there anywhere on this globe where the muzzies can get along with anyone without slaughtering the neighbor who refuses to be raped, pillaged, plundered and beheaded.

Big Mo had the first mafia racket going. Rape, pillage, slaves all you want just give me 25% and the rest of the booty is yours.

Yeah, we ran into the wrong place with your complaints.
We got tired of listening after the last peaceful violence over cartoons.

We'll start listening again when you start complaining about your jihad brothers killing anyone who offends them.

Until then, you, those scumbags at CAIR and the other Osama supporters can go fuck off.

#61-Sheva

"Is there anywhere on this globe where the muzzies can get along with anyone without slaughtering the neighbor who refuses to be raped, pillaged, plundered and beheaded."

Holy crap! What planet are you living on...raping? pillaging? where are you from the 18th century?? And what the hell is a muzzie?? I have never heard that term before...are you trying to say muslim? Or are you just handicapped?? It sounds like to me that you've got your panties in a bunch take a deep breath and relax...no need to let your head explode over a comment on a site like this.

Jesus Christ married Mary Magdalene, who was not a whore.

Mary his mom, got pregnant before marriage but claimed it was God.

Howzzat for a segue.....Chew on that for a while. )I can´t wait til tomorrow to read the redults.

Oh I still say the Mohomo comment was a scream.

18th century? No problem shall we start listing the countries: Indonesia, Thailand, Morroco, Spain, UK, Turkey, Phillipines, India, Jordan, Somalia, and the list goes on and on.

And are you not familiar with the ongoing genocide in Darfur, Sudan.

Yes, the Arab Muslims are raping and pillaging. And the UN, what is the UN?

Yes, 62, it's not the 7th century. Not all over the globe...
yet.

And 59, it IS funny. This whole site is funny and skrewed up and a hoot and a holler.

"scratches head"....um who mentioned the UN?? So you hate arabs...and muslims...or both...or just the combo...im not saying your entirely wrong about the violence...but come on don't generalize about so many people..i know many good peoples from both groups...you sound like you've been wronged somethin bad...i feel for you:<

What movie was this Mohammed in?

A Burqa ain't nothing but a mu mu with a hoodie...stylish and comfortable.

I thought Jesus and Mohammed were those two gay cowboys in Brokeback mountain? Man, my pop culture references are getting all jumbled...

66 I don't hate anyone, especially Arabs. I sympathize with their plight actually. Culturally trapped in failing socities and a Muslim culture that is a prison.

And this girlfriend wants to make a moral equivalence between "yall" pedophiles. We don't defend that, we criminalize it.

I'm fed up with the excuses for their bad/murderous behavior. Yall clean up yourselves.

50. Posted by mamacita on February 17, 2006 05:28 PM

>>#37-What is with this thing you're doing where you're posting the exact same comment on multiple stories, just trading out the pertinent information? You posted the same thing on the Michael Jackson story and the Gwyneth Paltrow story. Geez-if you're gonna try to slam the writer, at least be original and use different slams for each story. Lame.<<

I think, while not funny as hell, it is a bit amusing. What is even more amusing is that you fail to see the humor in it. BWAHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahahhahh

God are we going to have to look at Naomi Campbell's mug all weekend now? Cripes ...

Totally Disgusting. This Superficial guy (whatever his name is) made a entirely personal-view joke at the expense of a sensitive topic and u guys fell back in the rut of religious prejudice. There are points in every religion which are not acceptable to the logic of a person of a different belief. And especially in the case of Islam. Remember behind every event there is a logic. A story. And there is a reason behind Prophet Muhammad(S)'s 11 marriages. Nowadays when marriage is just seen as the sexual union of two bodies, back them marriage was the name of shelter, protection, mutual respect of two people and an identity. Prophet Muhammad (S) married to give poor women and widows shelter. He married because of love of a woman for him (Hazrat Khadija; his first wife who at that time was 15 years older than the Prophet). And Prophet Muhammad (S) married Hazrat Ayesha at her tender age because of the wishes of his friend who wanted his daughter Ayesha to be married to the most prolific figure in Islam. Which Christian wouldn't have wanted a link with Jesus? The honour was the reason behind Ayesha's self-willed marriage to the Prophet.

Im big enough to understand and accomodate the blogger's opinion. It doesnt change the world. But just think over before someone makes a dig at someone's beliefs. Is the riot and unhappiness caused by a cartoon or joke really worth it?

If I got totally offended at the content of a website or the comments of the posters, I'd freaking log off and never go back there again.
Let's get back to the topic. Naomi Campbell is a worthless human being, which is why she's ideal fodder for The Superficial. The only bummer is that she's so outrageously obnoxious that there's nothing left to say about her. It's definitely easier to generate a fun exchange about about a photo of the troll parking in a handicapped spot.

#68 Sheva
Well i'm glad you don't hate anyone...and you are right about the trappings of certain societies, and nobody is/or should be giving excuses for bad behaviour, the "act" indeed does need to be cleaned up...it was just your earlier remarks including all peoples of these two groups being a certain way that i found to be incorrect...your right there is a lot of bad but there is also a lot of good..but that's just my opinion...

#69- susie-q, It made me laugh that the person did'nt get it! I'll try and be funnier next time, just for you.

su·per·fi·cial ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spr-fshl)
adj.
Concerned with or comprehending only what is apparent or obvious; shallow.
Apparent rather than actual or substantial: a superficial resemblance.

jesus christ you are some whiny bitches on here tonight.

for those of you who can't open #16 that shit is hilarious.

HAHAHA #16.

and finally, yes, punching a pregnant woman is not funny, usually, but its gwyneth paltrow we are talking about here. so that makes it ok.

'punching a pregnant woman is not funny' - sounds like something Bart should write on the blackboard.

#71 thats right blame the cartoonist or the comedian for the joke but not the freak jobs who are killing each other and burning shit up over it. How convienient.

77 trudat; 71 stop lying. Us infidels don't have to believe the bullshit. We're onto the scam and the lying sacks of shit supporting terror at CAIR.

Is the riot and unhappiness caused by a cartoon or joke really worth it?

Yeah it is. So we don't have to listen to the lying crap about the Religion of Peace anymore. You're EXPOSED. You don't like Western law and civilization as the Aussies said down under, get the fuck out.

#69 susie-q
#74 asbo

Actually, it has much less to do with the fact that I didn't get it than it has to do with the fact that it was a moronic and a (failed) lame attempt at humor. Don't try to be "funnier" (which would imply that you managed to be "funny" the first time) on my account. I'll just let your idiocy slip to the dark recesses of my mind where I like to file other stupid things that I hope to never remember and we'll call it even.

FFS, I come to this site for lighthearted entertainment, and ignore the newsies so I don't have to hear about another mom or dad killing their kid, or the stupid fucking ignorant tools around the world killing people and blowing shit up everyday over a fucking CARTOON.

Go away, and take your fucking religion with you.

I would do a photoshoot with her...www.jaysphotography.biz

#26 get a grip....#11's comment is funny...not out of disrespect...but because what the hell else do you expect when a few dozen humans die because of a cartoon.
humor diffuses horror.

The monster has got one nappy 'do. FUG!

I'm offended by those who are easily offended. I declare Jihad on the humorless!

May a syphilitic camel have consenting sexual relations with your wives you ass-borne sons of motherless goats!!

p.s. No one is coming back from 'beyond' and he/she/it is not going to save you/'The Holy People' from the 'wicked non-believers'. Sorry.

M@ce, I'm in. Can 2 people be a jihad? I guess we'll just need bigger sticks. And more camels.

Jihad...I'm in (ante's up) OK ....Ayayyyiyiyiyiyiyiy (screams and wiggles tongue like a desert person)

@mamacita - ha ha, I can just picture you now, blinking at your screen, trying your hardest to understand the words your reading. GO back to church sheep.

asbo - you were funny enough

mamacita - OMG you have got to be kidding ... I'm not even going to argue with you because, well... you need help.

oh, and mamacita ... the proper authorities have been notified about those "dark recesses" in your mind, in addition to the fact that you have a filing system for them.

Are you mentally challenged? Because you sure come off that way. No offense ...

I just heard that the quail Dick Cheney was trying to shoot when he hit his friend MAY have been Islamic. Excuse me while I go burn down the closest embassy...

Whose embassy you ask? Does it really matter? The point is I AM OUTRAGED!!! And when baby outraged baby must break thing so baby feel good again!!!
Smashy smashy!!

susie-q - will you marry me, it could be TheSuperficial's first wedding, course we'd have to take pics and post them here to let everyone rip us to shit for being 'insert nasty word here'.

I'm already married but we can be really good friends ... ah what the heck - sure.

I do.

I do to.

There's something scary about Naomi, the more we try to forget like bitches like her exist the scarier she gets. For a model, she sure does dress terrible.

I'd be her assistant, getting beaten up by woman is a fetish of mine. and susie-q, will you marry me too? ;D

first she was complaining about the service...clearly, the airline should have spared the sanity of the other travelers, and stuck bitch in the luggage hold under the plane. how's that for first class?
and, on a side note, does anyone else find it funny that there was no paris news, on the 25th anniversary of the grand opening of "std mart"? anyone? hmm? maybe they'll both join the dick cheney hunt club. not enough celebrities get birdshot in the face. what a shame.

#77
haha what a dumb fuck

Why is there arguments over the Mohammed cartoon in superficial? This is Naomi Campbell we're talking about not Palestinian and Danish international relations.

hmmm....still on Naomi Campbell??
I see The Superficial's tired of having to please you all. Constantly bickering about the updates.

Please Superficial, what kind of sacrifice do you need from us to appease you? I can’t take looking at this whore any longer. I’ll do anything. Anything!

I hate supermodels.

hey check out what K-fed is saying about the haters. what a supreme tool he is!

http://kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/

That's right #104, we'll take matters into our own hands. So there Mr. Superficial! Moving on. ... So this should be a Pepsi add, it would be soooo awesome...dare for more...
http://mademelaugh.com/funnypix/p0012.html

God, I love the internet.

OK, last weekend we had that horrorshow Callista Flockhart staring at us for two days. Now we are presented with the even more nauseating Naomi Campbell. I understand her pic is a favorite under the toilet lids of bulimics nationwide, the better to encourage that last little bit of mineral water to blast back up out of the system before it turns into fat.

Look, we appreciate you've got to take a day off now and again, but is there any way you could leave a more appealing image on your site when you leave? Like maybe a closeup of K-Fed's nutsack warts, or maybe Rosie applying 'rhoid cream? C'mon, for your fans?

Thanks!

- AD -

K-FED IS OFF THE CHAIN!!!http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060219/114039984000.html

POPO ZAO!!

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060219/114039984000.html

Guys, the Superficial doesn't post on the weekend....you could always go to another site, like Ifilm.com or...maybe, go outside. You know...outside?

"Respect me first; then I'll show you what I've done with my wife."

So the question on my mind is... will the sex tape K-Fed's talking about be from before she turned into a hippo?

110.hafaball

EXACTLY..go outside people. Or go to another site.

theres alot of other ugly-looking people you can laugh at across the street. Do it. Its more fun than laughing at a computer screen.

OK All u no-brains who dissed my post (#71): Get a life. Just coz ur living in a stupor of zero ethics and moral values, doesnt mean nobody else will get angry and demand justice if u hurt their beliefs, their values. Not every honourable man will sit quitely if u make fun of anything related to them.

I know it was a lot of comments back (#37), but what is with this asbo person posting the same damn thing on every single post- and why haven't these lame-ass posts been erased?

susie-q and asbo

Well, after reading some of your other comments, the content of which usually involves your being completely rude to other posters for no apparent reason (unless making sure that everyone is aware of the vast scope and superiority of your intelligence can be considered a reason), I've come to a conclusion. While this may not be terribly original, it IS very fitting. You're both assholes.

YAWN

BTW I wonder what the average age of people who read this site is. I wish they would do a poll.

Bland faceless majority.

The only thing not made fun of on this site.

The ones with no power, no fame, no fortune, nothing.

Anything else, anyone else, anything that represents anything...will be eviscerated.

If it's ok to have open season on damn near everything other than what hits you closest to home, then shut the hell up when it finally comes to your backyard.

It's really not that hard.

And the people who were are mad that Mohammed was made fun of on Superficial...why were you all on here in the first place? Did you perhaps want to make fun of other celebrities?

Well, now, guess what's coming to dinner?

avg age probably around 12 by the sound of things

mamacita -
*you don't get the humor
*you criticize others for the humor you don't get
*you insult others then criticize others for merely pointing out your error
*you reveal your mental illness with such posts referencing the dark crevices in your mind and filing things away in your dark mind
*you critize others for being unoriginal (when in fact they were being very funny), then you use an unoriginal insult
*you claim something is unoriginal and not funny when it is hilarious, then come back and say "oh I got it, just blah blah blah" ... right.

Now go take your meds and try not to think too hard. Seems like your little dark mind needs some rest.

susie-q

"I think, while not funny as hell, it is a bit amusing."

"when in fact they were being very funny"
"you claim something is unoriginal and not funny when it is hilarious"

So,which is it? Only a bit amusing? Or very funny, no, hilarious even. Obviously you have some dark recesses as well, you know the ones where your real opinion lurks. It was only a bit amusing until I responded to you and now suddenly the comment is very funny and hilarious. As a matter of fact, I didn't criticize "others", I criticized "other" considering that it was only the one person, and if you would read more closely, you would note that I was not the only person who thought the reposting of the same comment was not only not funny, but also annoying. See #114. Also, there were other posters annoyed by it who posted on the other stories. I don't expect you to care about that, though. You'll just come back with some shitty remarks about how I'm either A)stupid B)mentally ill C)humorless or D)all of the above. And........well, then we'll just be back to my previous post and you'll have confirmed my conclusion. You're an asshole. Now, shoo, and get back to being ambivalent. And by the way, I'm 27.

Seriously, mamasita, are you retatrded?

Sighhhhhhh, you are so very tiresome. And, wow, did you prove my point or what? Bye bye now. I'm done with you.

>>Posted by mamacita on February 21, 2006 08:12 AM Speaking of birds........ Does anyone remember that episode of Roseanne when Darlene dressed up as the woman from "The Birds" for Halloween? That was awesome.>Posted by mamacita on February 21, 2006 10:58 AM I really feel a need to stick hot pokers in my eyes after looking at this picture. Carrot Top is one of the most hideous human beings (?) in recent memory. Well, unless we're talking about Katie Holmes with all of the facial herpes or Katie Holmes with the freaky bodysuit/button-up shirt/jeans combo.>Posted by mamacita on February 17, 2006 01:25 PM Also, she looks very much like Ringo Starr after a drunken transvestite sleepover or something.>Posted by mamacita on February 21, 2006 10:54 AM #14 After you said that to Tom's droid, I felt very much like doing a Kelso from That 70's Show-BURN!!!!<<

omg - doing a Kelso? You are retarded!!!!

Now, that is fine. And I almost pity you. But sadly, I just don't. Please keep posting though - it's quite entertaining.

Wow, your life must really suck. To think that you took all of that time to look up all those posts on all of those different stories and then copy and paste them here. Also, did you just learn the word retarded or something? Because you seem to like using it an awful lot. Sad, really, that you can't come up with something more than that. I think you've used up your quota of "You're retarded" comebacks for the year. By the way, if you want to call someone retarded, you might want to make sure that you spell their name and the word retarded correctly!

Posted by susie-q on February 21, 2006 10:48 AM

Seriously, mamasita, are you retatrded?

I can give you some new words if you want. Although, it'll be pointless because now I really am done with your lame ass. I can't waste any more energy laughing at how stupid you sound while you're trying to make ME look stupid. You are a feebleminded imbecile. Look! There are two new words for you to try out so that you can give retarded a rest.

Mamasita - there is nothing wrong with being retrarted. It is not your fault.

Oh, I found great entertainment in copying and pasting your posts. No waste of time at all. I couldn't believe how dim-witted you are. Each post of yours only proves that more, so, although you keep stating you are "done with it", please keep posting. It's unbelievably amusing.

I love how you identify with Darlene on Roseanne - oh that was a hilarious episode!! And poking hot pokers in your eyes!!! That's so hilarious!!! You mental freak.

Go do a Kelso!!! And Ringo Starr as a transvestite!!! Hahahah!!! Yeah that's Kelly alright!! And, yeah, the Olsen twins always have a mocha or a macchiato in their hand when they are photographed!!! And yes, that is why they are so thin - from drinking high calorie coffee drinks!!! and peanut butter crackers!!! That's some funny material!!!

And a Barry Fannilo tshirt!!! AAHHAHAHAHAH!!! you crack me up!!!!

You are pretty funny for being retrarttted. But I still don't pity you.

Susie Q, you're an asshole.

Mamacita, stop wasting your fingers on this Koo-koo.

I have missed some serious brew-haha's here.
Nice.
Is anyone else terrified of Post #106 here?
bomber. And by God they mean Allah. They're checking us out... reading all of our dirty little thoughts... damn it I am not taking the subway tonight.

Ladybug - I think we know who the first asshole was when mamacita jumped all over Asbo's post. Nice to try to get her to try to stop exposing her retardation. I would have tried that approach myself with her, but I didn't have the heart to tell her to give up.

Looks like the retarded asshole has a retarded asshole friend. "Ding ding ding Alex"!!!!

And did you catch that episode of Rosanne where Darlene dressed up like a clown!!! hahaha that was so funny!!!! By golly made mamacita want to put "hot pokers in her eyes" and "file it away in the dark recesses of her mind", as she would say!!!

Let's see her give up ... she keeps trying to but she can't control that urge to reveal more of her, yes it's redundant but true ... RETARDATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

And by the way, she's 27. Sad.

OMG this bitch is crazy (looks over shoulder suddenly).

what's crazy is you befriending the little retard and thinking her posts are funny or anything short of utterly ridiculous lunacy

Obsess much?

defend retards?