February 17, 2006
Lisa Marie Presley gets married again
Lisa Marie Presley's publicist announced that she got married for the fourth time last month to guitarist and music producer Michael Lockwood. The two got married in a traditional Japanese ceremony in Kyoto with Lisa Marie's mother giving her away and one of her ex-husbands, Danny Keough, acting as best man. And you'd think having an ex-husband as best man would be awkward, but it wasn't at all. At least not until his speech when he pulled down his pants, pointed to his penis, and started yelling, "Miss this, baby? Miss it?! Do you miss it?!"
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Comments
1. Posted by CheekyChops on February 17, 2006 07:06 AM
Why is he dressed up like a reporter from the 60's?
2. Posted by SuperSpence on February 17, 2006 07:07 AM
What is the over/under on the number of times this chick is going to get married? I saw...14.
3. Posted by AmberDextrose on February 17, 2006 07:24 AM
Is that not Rhys Ifans, the bloke that played Hugh Grant's mad Welsh flatmate in "Notting Hill"?
4. Posted by lastangelman on February 17, 2006 07:46 AM
Great goggamm, she sells Daddy's legacy for a giggle of geld and she married ANOTHER musician without a prenup, AGAIN? Lisa Marie dump this cat over the Pacific and take me. I'll produce all your albums, show you how to sell them over the internet to your fans, eliminating the middleman, and make you a very happy humming whore in bed and spend your daddy's money on the ponies, pinot noir and pinochle.
5. Posted by a concerned fan on February 17, 2006 08:09 AM
I think it would be funny if during the ceremony, Lisa Marie (not the best man) pulled up her dress and said, "Miss that?? Miss that coochie???" Now THAT would be high comedy.
6. Posted by Tracy on February 17, 2006 08:22 AM
It won't last.
7. Posted by Lavinia the Vainglorious on February 17, 2006 08:23 AM
She's a lukewarm singer who we wouldn't have the dubious honour of ever having to listen to if it wasn't for her dad. She knows it, we know it.
Her dad was also a complete nut job in the end. This could be genetic. This woman married Michael Jackson, I can't believe no-one has mentioned it yet. This latest escapade no surprise.
8. Posted by rachel on February 17, 2006 08:39 AM
What's up with all the boring stories today?
9. Posted by Sheva on February 17, 2006 08:49 AM
You know I just thought she looked like a doll. But how long did she last with tormented Nick Cage? And then to hear her speak you would think she grew up in a trailer and her daddy drives trucks for a living.
She seems somewhat odd. Somehow I want to like her and root for her. If she finds happiness, I'd be glad for her.
10. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on February 17, 2006 08:49 AM
What kind of lame ass get's talked into letting your future wife's ex-husband be your best man... I bet when he toasted them at the reception he said, "She's your fucking proplem now man."
On a seperate note: Not wanting to leave out her other ex-husband, Lisa Marie appointed Michael Jackson as the Flower Girl.
11. Posted by playahater101 on February 17, 2006 09:56 AM
Well, she IS a scientologist you know. And we all know how sane they all are.
12. Posted by hotintempe on February 17, 2006 09:58 AM
Tacky......he must be able to lay down the pipe!!!
13. Posted by PapaHotNuts on February 17, 2006 10:00 AM
He looks like a door-to-door salesman. He came by my house the other day and tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner. I told him I didn't need one because his new bide's last album sucked enough .
14. Posted by Zanna on February 17, 2006 10:37 AM
UNSCIENTIFIC POLL ALERT:
MEN: No matter whose daughter she is; wouldn't the fact that she married Michael Jackson be a DETERRENT?
15. Posted by PapaHotNuts on February 17, 2006 10:37 AM
bride's
16. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 17, 2006 10:43 AM
I love when White-American people have traditional Japanese weddings. It's so nice to see them get back to their roots.
17. Posted by Darby on February 17, 2006 10:53 AM
Women don't miss a guys penis, they can always find a better one, but nice try. Ya it won't last...poor girl, she tries so hard. Maybe it's the Scientology thing?
18. Posted by Realistic on February 17, 2006 10:53 AM
I feel like I just read the TV Guide blurb for next week's episode of "My name is Earl."
19. Posted by Jayne on February 17, 2006 11:09 AM
Christ...she STILL needs a father figure.
20. Posted by LoneWolf on February 17, 2006 11:49 AM
Richter Scale readings taken near Memphis indicate that Elvis is rolling over in his grave. Not just once or twice, but spinning like pig on a rotisserie. Whoa, there's an unintentionally apt metaphor.
Best Wishes to the happy couple. And by "Best Wishes" I mean, "You'll be divorced quicker than the time it takes to say, 'I've spent my entire life failing to compensate for the loss of my pill-popping, pedophiliac, redneck daddy'."
21. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on February 17, 2006 12:08 PM
Pill-popping, pedophiliac, redneck daddy, who also happened to be the King of Rock!
22. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 17, 2006 12:20 PM
#19, She HAS her father's figure.
Nah, I don't know how fat she is now, I just wanted to say that.
23. Posted by gish on February 17, 2006 12:24 PM
Ummm...FIRST of all...she was supposed to marry me, so this MUST be some kind of mistake (much like all her other marriages). Second, what the hell's up with his head? I've searched all the crevices and crannies online to try to find a picture of him without a hat on. It could be he just has an ugly forehead, or baldness, or a boil, or he's giving birth to a litter of alien rodents that are crawling out of his fontanelles...
24. Posted by ESQ on February 17, 2006 12:49 PM
That is an odd wedding, your ex as the best man? If and when I get married NONE of my ex's are even going to be near my wedding. She is like serial marrier, if I were her I would enjoy just being married to my legend of a father's money.
25. Posted by ESQ on February 17, 2006 12:52 PM
In response to comment #1 - I agree with you. Nice fuckin' hat I say. Is that traditional Japanese garb for a wedding? Bad suits?
26. Posted by Tink on February 17, 2006 02:29 PM
-- One question, I really want an answer--
Why did they get married in Japan??
27. Posted by HollyJ on February 17, 2006 03:09 PM
Lockwood needs to come take care of my crow problem.
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oz/images/vc55.jpg
28. Posted by dinella24 on February 17, 2006 03:21 PM
keyword being AGAIN . "congrats anyway". About why they got marries I read somewhere that Japan doesn't put a cap on the amount of times you can marry.
29. Posted by Bogart on February 17, 2006 03:40 PM
#17 haha, I love it when women get upset about stupid jokes that are supposed to just be funny.
Or should I say... excuse me but guys don't expose themselves to their ex-lovers at wedding ceremonies, they only do that on dark street corners or after they've bound a gagged their ex, but nice try though.
30. Posted by Moksha on February 17, 2006 03:55 PM
I see she's already redecorated her groom with the 'country gingham' look that Nick Cage objected to.
31. Posted by CheekyChops on February 17, 2006 04:38 PM
#26 - Maybe she's bigger in Japan than she'll ever be here and they made more of a thing of it than we would?
(shrug)
Hey, what's with her marrying these freaky looking dudes? Is it the whole alien nation religion thing she has going on?
COME TO THE LIGHT... ALL CHILDREN WELCOME!
32. Posted by Skullyzena on February 17, 2006 05:49 PM
Okay... she is just too damn weird. First of all, she marries the king of psychos Michael Jackson, and now she has a JAPANESE wedding with her ex as the best man... What is up with this chick?
33. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 17, 2006 06:30 PM
YeeeeeeHawwwwwwwww It's marrying time! Break out the deep fried Peanut Butter sandwiches!
34. Posted by monkeyballs on February 17, 2006 09:00 PM
Yawn. What?
35. Posted by slinkhard on February 18, 2006 04:55 AM
I don't think 17 sounded upset, Bogart.
36. Posted by Trumpeteer on February 18, 2006 09:35 AM
Does anyone wonder why she went insane and married the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. Michael Jackson's tounge was in her mouth. I wonder if it tasted like llama ass and candy apples? She = tainted goods.
37. Posted by gogoboots on February 18, 2006 10:26 PM
Great now she's going to suck his blood and eat his penis on a stick. This is going to be fun to watch.
38. Posted by jugsgirl on February 21, 2006 10:12 AM
This story was so last month