blechhh

That is the MOST BORING sex incident I've ever witnessed...

It's still better than anything Creed ever put out.

Remember how Creed was a "Christian Rock" band?

WWJD?

Somehow I don't think he'd get blown by groupies in a bus.

Or put out shitty music. But now I'm just nit'pickin'.

Look, it's the white trash version of Brokeback Mountain!

Pretty dull, but it's amazing how ugly the big-tittied groupie sluts usually are.

God, I'm soooo glad I was born with a brain. Because I'm smart enought to know that the only time you give Stapp and Rock head is if they were gonna give you free drugs. I mean, a girl has to have her standards, right?

Does Stapp get all intense and emotional like he does in the videos for his butt-rock band? Creed may not be the worst band ever, but they're pretty close. Total ass clowns.

You know what's funny about this though? Think of Kid Rock in the song Bawitadaba where he belts out, "My Name is Kiiid..KIIID ROCK"...think about that for a second.

Now watch the video again and listen to him go, "hi...I'm bob."

Doesn't Kid Rock look a tad uncomfortable at first? He looks over and sees a naked chick, then quickly turns away. He actually seems sober and modest. And, of course, his simple introduction to the lady who gets first honors, "Hi, I'm Bob".
I don't think that Scott Stapp was welcome, was it he who Kid said "No" to when he asked if he could come in the bus? Seems like he's just glomming onto Kid's action here.
Any idea of when this was made?

Not a looker in that bunch!!!! That was some boring shit, atleast RKelly peed on them. Scat would been hot on Scott while singing with arms wide open.

What exactly is that girl doing to "Bob"?

She might be sewing a pocket on the back of his jeans.

How do you go from being a Christian rock band to getting bj's on a bus with Kid Rock...I wonder how much Satan paid for his soul? Scott, I hope all the herpes infested mouths sucking your dick was worth it.

Just what I was hoping for out of my next superstar sex tape...Kid Rock and Scott Stapp. Maybe the next one will be for David Spade and the frontman for Blues Traveller...cause that would be WAY hotter!

I just heard this tape is almost 6 years old...so it's prior to Kid and Pam being together and during the height of christian Creed, hence the "King" comment. Blech!
I know that Pam wanted us to believe that she got the Hep C from Tommy, but here's a solid case for Kid.

Personally, I blame Pamela Anderson for getting "Bob" hooked on fake titty hooker types. It's good to know that even born agains get head now and then. Go Scott!

I almost feel sorry for the girls who are hoping to be swept off of their feet by a rock star - who couldn't be more obvious about not giving a sh*t about them.

Almost.

Trailor trash with boob and dye jobs does not a hot girl make. That brunette in the beginning, right side? The one with the horse teeth and greasy limp hair? You go you! This is YOUR time to SHINE. And Kid Rock looks like a white Urkle. That man would not get laid had he not put out an album.

I don't know what to say. I don't know what bothers me more. The ugly whores or the fact that these 2 ugly ass guys can get head from whoever whenever. Cause you know if they weren't famous neither of these guys would get a second glance. They'd be those ugly guys you and your friends avoid at the bar.

I think I'd be creeped out having some girl suck me off after she just swallowed my friend's man juice. Then again, I'm not a guy.

It was definitely boring. I agree with #10. Someone pissing on those girls would have made that movie a whole lot more entertaining.

#16 "Devil", don't feel bad for these girls even the slightest bit. They know they are hoes and get what they deserve. By the way, what DID Scott trade you for his soul?

#18 "I think I'd be creeped out having some girl suck me off after she just swallowed my friend's man juice. Then again, I'm not a guy."

playahata, sometimes your eloquence just gets me all misty. Can I be your bitch just for today?

Wat a bunch of red necks, i mean, was that shot in a trailer?!

I think that WAS shot in a trailer. Or on a bus. Either is extremely classy! Good job, girls!

LaydeeBug, you can be my bitch anyday.

That is the most boring sex tape I've ever seen. 'Nuff said.

Hork hork! That's the sound of me dry heaving. God! Scott Stapp has to be on of THE most smarmy men alive. He makes me want to take a scalding shower and use my fingernails as a loofah. Hmm, on second thought, maybe I just wanted to say smarmy.............no, he's gross.

Arf Arf! #24 mamacity, smarmy? If that means like smug, well, yeah, he does look like that.

Someone posted his web-site recently (I guess he's gone solo, or Creed threw him out, dunno) but the dude must think he's some kind of Jerry Cantrell or something.

I admitted recently that I liked Creeds first two albums, and I don't retract that, but there has always been an element of Stapps voice that I didn't like. The whole, "arrrrgh, I'm taking a mean crap" growl he does, is irritating.

Jerry Cantrell rocks!

LaydeeBug

1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness
2 : of low sleazy taste or quality

I'd say that shoe fits, eh? Seriously, that whole "It's good to be the king" remark made me want to punch babies.

See, I KNEW reading the dictionary in my spare time was worth it!

Mama, is that what he said? What a putz!

What's he the king of? Getting groupies and singing crappy songs? And being a hypocrit?

OK, I just played it again with the volume up (all work people have left office, I'm alone).

I am going to erase all traces of Creed from my IPOD as soon as F**KING possible. I don't own, nor listen to anything by Kid Rock so I'm ahead of the game.

('cept for that Cheryl Crow duet, and that's only cuz it's on the radio.)

I am sure that Stapp lactates high-proof alcohol, there's no other reason for this.

Those girls are gonna get a "stapp infection"..get it? Get it? I'm alone in my humor again, aren't I...

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2109.html

Anyway...looks like Kid likes pleasures of the anal persuasion.

#32, I get it HAHAHAHAHA. Oh and WORD on that Kid Anal Rock reference!

i wonder how his wife feels about all this wonderful media attention her hubby has been getting since their marriage. if it were me i would kick his ass out on the curb. alcholic and sex addict all in one, lets just hope she didnt sign a prenup. maybe she can squeeze every penny he's ever made out of his bank account. and use the money to get herself tested for AIDS

When are their 15 minutes going to be up?

Oy, people are cockroaches. Why was I so sickened by this video? Usually I like sex as much as Scott, Kid, and the hoes, but today it's just making me hurl.

LOL 32... Or maybe a strap-on-cockal infection
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/streptococcalinfections.html

I guess you can add this to the Hollywood 10 Ways to crash and burn and come back. This just proves that there IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY! Kid Rock looks a SUPER MESS! UGH! YUCK!

Paparazzi later caught Kid and his nose sunbatheing.
http://www.icsi.berkeley.edu/~dbailey/gallery/image/elephant.jpg

Too funny dude. Mateo had some funny comments to add at Useless Things

#34 - downshine. You mean he may STILL have money?

Stapp from Creed on the superficial clip,
His cocks seen more action than P Hiltons vag lip.
All of you losers who defend these ho's,
Should have your intestines ripped out through your pointy assed nose.
In the video, He actually refers to himself as "The King",
You have to put a pinky up his ass just to see his thing,
So let them go back home to the slum,
And cough up the Stagg and Kid Rock cum.

Gaaaack!

I didn't see the clip but does Stapp at some point say "Kid, I wish I could quit you"?

Layne Staley R.I.P.

Well, at least they were all intellectual peers. The witty reparté really held m interest for quite a while.

Oh, and 'Tracie', no the King comment had nothing to do with God, unless it was 'Oh God, I'm gonna come'. 'It is good to be king' (not 'the king' as cited) had cinematic origins, Mel Brooks, whilst surrounded by boobies:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0082517/quotes

I wonder what Stapp's lovely new bride thinks of this video. Hmmmm....

Stapp is a lametard. What was his bride thinking of when she married this loser??

Ugh, that was disturbing. Mommy, make the dirty men go away...

Oh My God. That is the creepiest thing I've seen since Mikey Jackson. I will have nightmares. Its amazing how women will sleep with Kid Rock even when he has such a "sweet" mullet. Ewwww..

The reason it's pretty dull is because it's a preview retarts. How are they going to get people to buy this crap if they show everything.

Still I have to say this Scott Stapp guy is so full of s***, how do you go from being all christian and spiritual to stuff like this. What a Poser, but in an extra bad sort of way because he was Poser about being a Christian.

wow...you know its a disgustingly greasy and ugly sight when kid rock is the best looking person in the room...

to the people admitting they like creed...please stop admitting you know nothing about music...

also, they were doing coke. if you watch again (i can't, i already doused my eyes with lighter fluid once today) you can see scott sniffle and do the nose rub thing that trashy rock cokeheads do to let everyone know they are 'feelin it'

I agree..Kid rock does look a tad uncomfotable. You wld think he wld be used to hanging out with dirty tarts..he did date Pamela Anderson didnt he..wat a boring video. that other guy looks like a douche and the girls..ew u cld not PAY ME to touch them ugly whores let alone pay them..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11396775/

This is the full story on msnbc. I like how they clarify that the 2 don't engage in sex with each other.

Why does Scott Stapp keep making the news? He's like a Herpes infection...just when you thought he was gone...BAM!

If TomKat ever puts out a sex tape, I wonder whose would be the least interesting: "One Night in Paris", Scott Stapp and Kid ("Hi, my name is Bob") Rock or theirs.

This was by far worse than Paris'

I'd hit it!!

Best comments ever. I guess they are not the ladies men rock stars are made out to be. They acted like this was their 'first' time. It was like watching a JRock porn on 'Trailer Park Boys'

Ah what's the big deal? Gene Simmons said once, "for a rock star going into your hotel room and finding naked women is like the average person turning on the faucet and finding water." And he was no looker although I'm sure there were a few at least curious about the tongue.

OK fame #52, you called threw down the gauntlet. Foist of all, Creed does have a coupla good songs (My Sacrifice, Hide are a coupla)

Second, you can insult my mother and my family and call me a dripping cooze, but DON'T say I know nothing about music. I'm saying with with a smile, because I like your posts.

Liking a band with a LAME-O front isn't the worse thing a person can do.

Holy crap, I can't believe it....I've turned into Pink. Ahhhhhhhh!

Ahhhh screw it, bring it on people. Let me have it, I can take it.

I just meant to say "threw".

Those crazy kids. I had visions of a big tarp, writhing bodies and vegetable oil mixed with crab shampoo. My name is SKIIIIIIIIIDDDDD!!!!

You guys are hilarious. For the record, I wouldn't choose to be blown by any of these fake-tittied bimbos either. At least Kid Rock and Crapp Stapp didn't try to go the Brokeback route.

There isn't enough eye wash on Earth to help me now. I hope my skank-induced blindess is temporary.

64 - You don't know they didn't...once the cameras were off... and BTW, who was holding the camera? A man in buttless leather chaps??? hmmm....

...Am I the only one that noticed the whole time the girls are uh...doing them, they are focused on and talking to...each other!
And, what was that at the end where she was like "that is the towel I used on him?" And he's like "I don't mind...".
Very homoerotic. Hahahah...yeah, great comment before...its like Brokeback for trailer dwellers...;)

This is the type of porn where a guy's balls shrivel up, die, and then lose a game of marbles.
J-Rock's porn on Trailer Park Boys - at least have great empathy and reflect the alienation of working class culture in modern society.

True dat Binky!

yeah yeah..."cristian rockstar" and some country rock/rap "star" in a sex tape

whatever!

im surprised these losers even have groupies! let alone fans.

Scott <3s Bob, and by <3s, I mean teabags, not loves.

Now it's funny.

I saw KR in concert years ago when he was fronting and not the main entertainment. He was cool back then, before Hollywood (or the musical equivalent thereof) hit in the back of the head with a shovel. Or a <3, whichever you like best.

This whole vid feels very gay. and speaking of gay, which team does Wentworth Miller (Prison Break) bat for? This quiz just told me he's my "celebrity soulmate" and I'm a chick. My friend got "Ricky Martin! haha. Someone take it and tell me if all the soulmates are gay ...

http://et.tv.yahoo.com/micro/couples/

OK - I may be crazy here - but when Kid Rock has his shirt up (and oh gee, such a chiselled physique he's got going there), is the chick behind him shoving something where somethings shouldn't be shoved??? It just looks like she might be putting something in there...

If so, he seems VERY relaxed, perhaps he's had it done before?

*shudder* Great, now I have to live with that image all weekend. Damn.

Kid Rock has to be one of the ugliest men alive. I didn't even watch this video clip because the mere sight of him has been known to induce dry heaving in me. Watching him have sex would surely make me vomit.

(Plus, glancing quickly at the post, I thought it said Scott STORCH and that was way too much "ugly" to even wrap my mind around)

To Roxie:

The first question it asks you is:

Would you like to match yourself with a male or a female celebrity?

So I guess Pink is definately not a match for anyone, considering she is both male and female combined.

Give Scott a break... he was probably black-out drunk when they filmed that. And probably just as drunk when he got his ASS kicked by 311. AND when he got divorced the first time AND when he got married the second time AND when he was arrested at the airport. Seriously, what an effen loser. Has anyone seen the commercials for his new CD where they repeat like 6 times in 30 seconds that he was the former lead singer of Creed?

P.S. Groupies are suckers for blood-shot, glassy-eyed dudes.
The former Miss New York's parents must be so proud.

Seriously, last one IN A ROW - just keep thinking...
Gives new meaning to a Stapp infection. Probably makes your lower jaw rot and fall off.

I know those girls.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Bob. Now please lob on my knob."

#61 ... 'laydeebug'

for me to take anything you say seriously, you have to stop admitting to liking shitty, trite music. kthx.

EW. If Kid Rock is getting a blowjob, well the girl is on the wrong side.

and who says something like "its good to be the king" while getting bad head in a trailer. while watching kid rock get analingus.

good night.

oh ya. i'd hit it.

kid rock is all nice and shy. and then the girls are doing something to his butt.

ew.

Mon Dieu! Who's gonna buy this crap? Like ... seriously ... what's the market for this video? Is this made-for-internet porn? I don't understand!!

Who was retarded enough to FILM this? Like, do Kid Rock and S.S. watch it and jack off together to the good memories? This is so horrible that I don't even have anything sarcastic to say. I'm feeling sad that there are people like this using up oxygen.

The world is such an awful place. al Qaeda is showing this tape to new recruits right now, I guarantee you. When the next terrorist attack happens, we need to try these two and their knob polishers for treason.

Scott looks like he's about to be sick when Miss HoBag 1996 pops up from beneath his legs to talk to him.

Oh, those crazy born-again Christians! Poor Scott! Satan creeping out of the woodwork to distract him from being a good, wholesome person once again.

Several years ago, I had a roommate that took my one and only Creed CD and, at the time, I was SO pissed! Now, I suddenly don't mind so much. Besides, he left behind his copy of "Booty Call". As they say in Dances With Wolves: Good Trade.

#81 - then I guess you won't take me seriously. (I'll go weep in my cheerios) 'KAY THANKS!

What disturbs me about this clip is that Kid looks uneasy and Scott looks as comfortable as Ron Jeremy would in similar circumstances. I can therefore assume that Scott likes/is use to looking at/sucking dick, and Kid isn't.

Or not....either way, the ho's reek of gonorrhea and cigarettes, and Scott is a giant herpes sore on society.

The clip is blocked on the server here at my job so I couldn't see anything. After reading the title and article (and post # 5!), I thought Kid Rock was sucking Scott Stapp's nipple.

I just wanted to tell everybody thank you for clearing that up.

Son of a douches. Guys who make sex tapes were like born dickfaces. F*ck you Colin Ferrel.

"I don't know what to say. I don't know what bothers me more. The ugly whores or the fact that these 2 ugly ass guys can get head from whoever whenever."

No big loss. It's been my experience (and I'm a girl) that the best head comes from the ladies who don't give it to every other man they meet. And they perfect the technique.

Quality over quantity, baby.

Is it wrong that I'm getting a little turned on?

me too laydeebug...

OMG I can't wait for the people at Burger King get ahold of this one, I can see it now with The Burger King dude getting his Whopper super-sized and saying "It's good to be the King" TFF

Hahahaha #96! Yeah, Have it YOUR Way! Then they could cut to "BOB" getting his arsehole rubbed by Miss WhiteTrash Ho 1999.
Seriously, WTF is going on there?
I'm scared.

I don't care if this guy's penis was the size of Ruissa, I still wouldn't even think about sleeping with him. Someone has to realise that he's not celebrity material. He should be fishing cans out of the dumbster with his dick. It would be more usefull and cleaner, aswell.

Did I hear Scott say, "this is my third one today"? I hope the new Mrs files for divorce today!

What the hell is Kid Rock having done to him from behind? Any guesses?

100 ' A reverse reach around?

At what point during an orgy is it okay to say "Hey baby, I need to put my sunglasses on"? How do you fit that in? Is Kid Rock blinded by the brightness beaming off of his knob-swallowers bleached hair? Is he checking his own O-Face with spy-glasses (the ones with mirrors on the inside)? Has he decided now would be a good time to hide his true identity??? WHAT GIVES??

P.S. The girl behind Kid is rubbing herself on his hand.

P.P.S. The girl with the Mariah Carey circa 1994/Genie in a Bottle hair is really friggin annoying.

These posts are old-school Superficial. I love it. I haven't watched the clip yet - I'm a little afraid to, but I know I'll watch it because it's going to be f***ing hilarious now that I have all your commentary to prepare me.
Scott Stapp is a douche.

Just watched it. AWKWARD.

Oh thank fuck Jerry Cantrell isn't in this one. I guess he was the only one smart enough to avoid this. I HOPE. D:

The funniest thing, I think, is at the end when Stapp's ho starts talking to him and he gets an uncomfortable look on his face and turns away. So a talking bimbo is a turnoff but not some nasty woman fingering your buddy's asshole in the same room?

The Scott Stapp Foundation "Bringing Hope to Children...With Arms Wide Open"
Please send a donation today, I need some herpes meds stat!

Who are these woman so willing to give him (or kid rock at that ) head... I understand groupies but this is just sad, I bet they are prostitutes or underage drunk girls

Well, well, well...
Maybe Scott Stapp isn't being rude. You know, you can't turn down white trash hospitality. Not in that kind of social setting. You can't be an ungrateful guest. Seriously, why is it that every celebrity needs to have some dumb-shit sex tape? Yeah, the rest of us intelligent beings know that if you don't want to be caught, don't friggin' record it! By the way, WTF is up with those stupid-ass shitkicker hats that those girls seem to be so fond of? I guess it completes the music groupie look.

even if kid rock & scott didn't touch each other i'm pretty sure this video still makes them gay

"It's good to be king", Scott Stapp? King of what? The dipshit squad?

Why does it not surprise me that these nasty trailer park hoes were the best they could procure. They must have been on blue light special that night... lol

"It's good to be king", Scott Stapp? King of what? The dipshit squad?

Why does it not surprise me that these nasty trailer park hoes were the best they could procure. They must have been on blue light special that night... lol

I think this is just vengenace from above for Scott Stapp making the worst music EVER and being such a massive tool. To get so stupid drunk after marrying Miss Florida is just beyond anyone in this lifetime. Why is his life so stressful? He still has buckets of money from being in one of the worst bands of the 90s. This is why this happened, with Kid Rock hosting, it's all about vengenace. Ok how do you spell this word?

Is that RuPaul sucking Scott's nip???

I find this highly disgusting.

Miraculously, Scott Stapp always looks like he's getting ready to cry.

scott you are the king whether you are getting head with kid cock or just singing it dont fuckin matter you rule scott!!!!!!!!

I wonder if "Bob" washed his hands after he finished with "little miss so desperate to be somebody" standing behind him; judging by what his hair looks like, doubt it.

Scott would still be nasty no matter what he did afterwards.

The bimbos- Pinks's new song "Stupid Girls"
comes to mind.

I personally think SS is dog ass ugly and should be greatful for the attention... ole Bob an the other hand... hell, this bitch is waiting to be blind!!! lol!

It's good to be 'the king' (of ASSHOLISM)!