useless with out pics!

If PETA really wanted to make a point they would have covered her in lighter fluid while tossing lit matches at her. But noooooo. Pussies.

Or just send this waste of skin hunting with Cheney..

Coated in flour and deep fried until golden brown, that my friend, is the best way to enjoy a celebrity

That's so crazy Fatty Boom-Batty cuz I like my celebrities deep fried too!

http://www.youtube.com/?v=LjNLChDxeqM

That video link made my sperm dizzy...Face, ass, face, ass. Make up your F-ing mind!

I just watched that video from ur link and came to the conclusion that paris cant to ANYTHING right, she had the sexual finess of a brick wall!

One of the only reasons I like PETA: they despise retarded celebrities.

They only did this to Paris because she's white. If this had been a black person can you imagine the stink they would make?
"They're trying to make us all white by putting this whitening powder on us!!! Oogady boogady blagedy boo!"

That last part is what it would probably end up sounding like to the rest of us, because of all the fried chicken and watermelon they are shoveling in their face.

jonathanwithaj - "Oogady boogady blagedy boo" is the name of K-Fed's new song. I think it's supposed to be a dedication to Britney.

Was this an attempt to dress her??? PETA is now against indecent exposure!

Sheesh, Jon. I hope that your taking time to post your comment has not made you late to your Klan meeting.

Rachel thanks for the vid. It had all the earmarks of a quality late 70's porno including the mismatched underwear.

Luv it. And the nice animal display quality. Yes, that's for me.

Thank you fearsarewishes, FINALLY! I would've kept going until someone noticed me. I was starting to feel like Stewart, "Look what I can do, I can be a racist!"

You're not black are you? Just curious.

They should have thrown two gallons of penicillin at her.

Not for nothing but hasn't Paris had enough meat in her mouth? Man meat. She is a PIG, every guy who has ever banged her should be tested for EVERYTHING. I hope she gets a flesh eating virus.

PETA? That's these guys, right? http://mtd.com/tasty/

HughJorganthethird- you son of a bitch. I've been waiting to throw a Cheney hunting comment in right at the perfect time. Fuck I hate getting beat to the bunch. Props though.

I would really like to see Paris attacked by a real tiger rather than the PETA folks. Course, the tiger couldn't find any real meat to eat, but I'd enjoy watching him tear her apart anyway.

While of course I can't stand Paris Hilton like any right-thinking human, I'm not so sure that PETA isn't worse. I'm sure at one point PETA had their hearts in the right places. But these people are just nuts now. I'm talking scientologist/Liz Taylor/Krispin Glover nuts. I don't want to see animals unnecessarily suffer, but hey, they're animals. We're people. We're the dominant species. Get over it.

It's only a matter of time before PETA starts blowing up elementary schools to save a chicken or something.

Which way to the Pink comments?

What isn't mentioned here is how she was able to inhale all of the flour off of her clothes within seconds.

#20, word. PETA started out with good intentions, but now they seem to be nothing more than the Jerry Springer show of animal rights activists. In fact, PETA employees are up for two counts of animal abuse, for all the dogs and cats they killed that were turned over to PETA to be "rescued".
They're mostly whackjobs. I'm sure many PETA people have their hearts in the right place, but it's only a matter of time before they go digging up people's dead grandmothers and bombing people's homes, like the Animal Liberation Front, and that's no joke.

It's nice to see stuff get thrown at Paris, though.

Then we find out that it wasn't in fact PETA. Turns out it was her dealer, and it wasn't flour at all, it was coke, and he's really clumsy so it ended up on her instead of up her nose...oh sweet sweet irony.

Kate Moss hoovered that flour in a flash, then screamed, "that's not f-in coke."

#9, I am gonna guess and say you live in one of those backwards states that still has segregated bathrooms and calls all black males "boy" when addressing them. I'm sure you also feel that women don't deserve to vote or have equal rights and that the Jews are just evil. I think you need a hug. Or a good a$$kicking by some big angry black men.

As for Paris, they should have just thrown water on her and watched her melt like the wicked witch she is.

#25, I almost peed myself.

Who gave women the vote anyway? God damn uterus monkeys, they'll just vote on who's got the best handbag...

At the risk of being banned---
This reminds me of the old joke about a fat lady and some flour- but PH is not fat so I seemed to have run into a dead end. That is until I envisioned PH naked dipped in flour and noticed multiple wets spots proving she is covered in oozing festering sores. Good luck with breakfast

Wait a second...are you telling me I'm not supposed to refer to all my African-American Employees as "boy?" They should've said something. All they do is bow their heads and keep working. And then call me "Massuh." Its a very weird place that I work at...very weird...

Couldn't they have just thrown cum on her to show that cumming to an event with clothes on at all is just not what people expect from Paris Hilton.

C'mon, keep puttin' the "ho" back 'hotel!'

They could make Paris bread. I mean, she's sold every other part of her body/house/life out to the general public, so why not make her own bread range? Essence of Paris. She could even provide her own yeast...

Ha ha...thanks #31, that comment put a smile on my face. It also gave me some new cooking ideas. Excuse me while I go bake some baguettes.

Mmm, nothing like home bakin'

Why don't they do that to Jennifer Lopez, cuz I truly cannot stand that puta.

But I wish I could have seen the look on Paris' face. :0 She probably called them fat and clumped away in her size 11 via spiga shoes.

See, PETA picked Paris because she doesn't require very much flour to cover, thus cutting down their costs. If they were charged with covering J'Lo with flour they'd need at least 3 bags for the backside alone.

Oh yeeeeah, I didn't think about that.

I guess people just don't get good old fashioned racial satire anymore. I thought jonathanwithaj's comments we're funny especially in the Tommy Lee story. But, I guess that makes me racist too. I liked Richard Pryor's comedy as well, does that mean I am racist against myself? Get a clue man, couldn't you people see that he was being provocative to get a laugh. If you took it serious then you need to re-evaluate why you come on this site in the first place.
Personally; I come for all the Spick, Wetback, Guap, Slant, Nigger, and Honky jokes but that's just me.

Generally, I like PETA, but the flour thing was lame. They could've at least thrown something on her that couldn't be dusted off. Like a house.

Yeah, that's right I used the contraction we're instead of the proper "where" I'm just a stupid American. So stop looking at me that way, because I bet my country can kick the crap out of yours. (Offer not valid in China)

Flour? I'm sorry, PETA, but you can do waaaaaay better than that. Like vegetable oil. Or regular oil. Or tar and feathers. Or gasoline. Or any of the above followed closely by a match.

Wait, someone already made the match comment. Dammit HughJordanthethird, you really are a bastard.

I refer to my Italian fiance as a wop/dago/guinea all the time. He loves it. Really.

Of course he was kidding. You should be happy people do respond to comments like that the way they do, otherwise this world would be boring. And incredibly racist. I commented back as a joke too. See? Funny? HAHA!!! I think everyone here needs a hug. No one's throwing anything at paris b/c she's white. It's b/c she's a dumb whore and I think we can ALL agree with that.

Fatty, Fatty, I like your style.

playahata, your post just amused me. Twas mainly the others I was responding to

In #8 ANobody said "One of the only reasons I like PETA: they despise retarded celebrities."

Like Pam Anderson???!!!???

Flour? c'mon PETA! you guys used to be a little more harsh, but flour? Whatever happened tot he red paint?

this Paris-dumbass-Hilton! she probably didnt even get the point of flour being thrown at her. 'Probably thought it was coke and started snorting it.

You shouldve thrown food at her, she looks like she's starving. Just the smell of it would probably traumatize her for months!

You know, if PETA really wants to show support for animals, they should hire monkeys to fling poo at fur-covered celebrities. I'd pay to see Curious George throwing shit at Prissy Paris.

I'm gonna mention lighting Paris Hilton on fire one more time...

"Flour? Couldn't PETA have thrown something more flammable? Like (flammable liquid), followed by a (sparking device)."

The image is too funny. It never gets old. Keep it coming people.

No, people, you don't need the gas/matches combo. HOLY WATER!!! 'Nuff said.

PETA could of done much better surfuric acid for starters, it would not only get rid of Paris but rid us of all the dieases she carries from within...

What was left out of the article was that after the incident she went home and had her dog Tinkerbell lick it off.

oh and thatParis Hilton clip.....wtf? is that supposed to be erotic? if that turned a guy on i dunno what the hells wrong with the world....so thats what it takes? bend over liek a dog and spin around like a dumbass? she looked dizzy, that was the only amusing thing.

If God did not want us to eat animals he would not have made them out of meat.

to #8
we're made out of meat too. So lets start cramming eachother in frozen factory farms and blow eachotherup with drugs and hormones only to kill eachother and eat eachother. Do you know that some animas in factory farms dont even see the day of light, ever?

i never thought i'd get so serious on The Superficial but.....#53.Saucie, that was just ignorant

That Paris Hilton clip - awesome.

My favorite view was where her panties stretched over the feckking canyon of a vagina.
I thought that I saw a little trail of pack mules making the trip in, but I could be mistaken…

Good, I'm glad it amused you, PostAcidYouth. That was the point! Now let's get back to the REAL point of being here, laughing at Paris Hilton. They should have thrown some less washable than flour. I like the idea of cum being thrown at her. She would have just stood there with her mouth wide open, though. Cause all she knows how to do is be a cum-guzzler.

So GLAM, I take it you're against cannibalism?

hell no, if you wanna eat your own kind then so be it! Pick on someone your own size, and who can actually fight back

im a vegetarian but i love vampires and the taste of blood. the irony!

#54 ITS A JOKE

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=chew_on_this

i hate those vegetarians who are always going around trying to make other people vegetarian. Like those rich prissy ass republican christians always knocking on my door

but just felt like sharing that clip.

_____AND THEN THE VEGETERIAN SUBJECT IS OVER!!____

this is not what The Superficial's about. On with the celebrity bashing, baby!

"Pro-Cannibal Vegetarian Vampires"
I'm sure that's a club on the UC Berkeley campus.

PETA should've taken the Carrie route and doused her with buckets of pig's blood...then again, it's PETA...

This was just warm-up for the shit-toss coming later this week.

I got the joke saucie. It was very funny.
I have two images from what I've read.

#1 a bunch of guys in a circle jerk around Paris and some gets in her nose and in her eye and it stings (it DOES too) and she's crying.

#2 Sulfuric acid is good too. Now we can make her ugly outside match with her ugly outside. My point, she's already ugly.

I love you Superficial but I think you are going to find out the real deal as to what they really threw at Pee-pee Hilton - it was anthrax. All she needs to do is piss it off of her.

But if it was flour I think it was an attempt to make chicken fricassee.

In response to comment #5 - that was the cutting on the editing room floor from her "One Night in Paris" movie that did not make the grade. What I think they should have done was do a whole lot more editing as the whole movie made me fall asleep before busting a nut.

Okay, so the video link w/ Paris spinning, which by the way is totally voring ... when I was a kid, my favorite form of Barbie torture was to put my tatooed, punk-haired Barbies on the turntable of my mom's record player. They'd begin spinning at the lowest speed, and I'd gradually raise the speed until finally, the highest speed sent them splattering all over the room in a heap. I'm wishing that's how the video would end, but I didn't make it that far, I'm afraid.

#59.Saucie

i understand the humorous side of that comment you made, i'm not trying to attck you or go against you - just making that point across.

i love you all you crazy meat-eating, racist bastards!

You know, Peta generally pisses me off, but I could never criticize anyone for throwing flour on Par-par. It's kinda like when Bob Saget actually makes a funny joke. You don't really wanna laugh, but sometimes you just gotta hand it to him...

After the flour incident, I heard there's a video of the pillsbury doughboy fingering Paris. A can of Pan on the night table. It's hot.

You completely ruined my image of the Pillsbury Doughboy...

The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.

When a crying Paris asked who threw the flour on her, her publicist replied "PETA".
She then asked "Pan or Jennings?"
And her publicist said it had to be Pan because Peta Jennings died.
As of this post, Paris Hilton is offering $25 and a blowjob to anyone who can find a flying boy with green tigts on. And possibly flour residue on his hands. I'll keep you updated.

Perhaps blood and feathered might make a better point of it. Such a waste of good flour.

Is it wrong that having PETA hate her actually makes me like Paris Hilton a little bit?

I hate PETA for doing something that makes me actually think that something they did was good. But I hate Paris even more so yeah for PETA today, but fuck them for everyday after. Bunch of vegan idiots, "oh, the poor chickens".
There's a place for all of Gods creatures-right next to the mashed potatos.

Instead of flour, they should have turned a UV light on her so we could all see the staggering amount of 'man-juice' incrusted on her talentless carcass. My guess is it would be slightly more than the results of the last tragic explosion at a sperm bank. Sure, it would have nothing to do with animal rights per se, but damn that would be something to see...

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it.

#76, I don't know where you were going with that but it was fucking funny.

wtf - okay in that PETA video they're saying to go vegetarian because "in every package of chicken there's poop". What? What kind of unsanitary, unwashed, uncooked nasty-ass welfare chicken have you been eating? Aren't you supposed to wash your food before you eat it anyway?
Not to mention VEGETABLES ARE GROWN IN FERTILIZER, and covered in pesticides... Mushrooms are grown in fecal matter, dorks.
Anyway I'm all for people's right to choose what they eat and i have several vegetarian friends whose diets i totally respect. But the respect goes both ways. When you start abusing others because they don't eat the same things you eat, that's just effed up.
Maybe they should have pelted Paris with rotten tomatoes.

that-dog-is @ 76 that was hilarious! lol!
thanks... I needed that

#71 That is great!! I am new to the Supercial and I hope I can laugh like this all day. That is the funniest! How about an update?

Thanks #80, although #76 is completely random, it takes the cake. With a big piece of meat in it.

Ms. Pickle, the fun has only just begun. Put on your suit of armor, keep a dictionary handy, and refresh, refresh , refresh!

Oh and don't drink or eat anything when you're reading; you'll either spew all over the keyboard and screen or choke to death.

You have been warned. Welcome!

Thanks for the advice Ladyeebug.

They shouldn't have thrown any white substance at her, she probably got excited.

There is now a photo of this incident at: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1159811,00.html

She doesn't look nearly as humiliated as I had hoped. Next time, tar and feathers.

I have an urge to buy a fur coat just to spite PETA.

ohh lookie

http://asksugar.com/uploads10/Julien%20and%20Paris%20Flour%20Bomb%20Evening%20Standard%20Cover%20150206.jpg

http://asksugar.com/uploads10/Julien%20and%20Paris%20Flour%20Bomb%20Evening%20Standard%20150206.jpg

You know, now that I see it, it is rather anti-climactic. Flour, no biggie. I guess PETA people are getting sued. You can sue people for anything now, even for calling you a twat (giggles, "twat")

PETA is nuts. Lets just get that out right now. I think it's hilarioud thet they threw flour on Hilton, but PETA is nuts.

I think they should just throw Nicky on Paris and end their miserable lives. And just for fun, here are pics of Freaky Hilton before plastic surgery. Beware!

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005909.html

When did flour become the new pepper spray?

When did flour become the new pepper spray?

When did flour become the new pepper spray?

WHY FLOUR HER IF THEY WEREN'T PLANNING TO FRY HER LIKE A CHICKEN LEG???????

#5 - The only way that video could have been better was if she spun and spun and puked. Then, choked on it.
#77 - #76 was referring to #74 - Nice. Give it some time and someone will be sticking up for the potatoes.

Has anyone checked to see whether or not PETA was really just trying to de-louse her?

ew, #90, those pics gave me a tummy-ache...

Hermanita, me asustaste con esas photos. Jeez, what the hell is going on with the Hilton family? (Dada-dadum, snap, snap)

What's with all the vegetarian hate on here? We aren't some kind of alien race. Most of us respect other people's choice to eat meat, we just ask for the same consideration. PETA can get a little out of hand, I'll admit, but that doesn't mean every vegan or vegetarian is a crazy person.

Paris Hilton can suck it.

PETA isn't crazy. Using living beings for fur and meat and then go home and pet your dog is not only crazy, but illogical.

The reason why PETA did this to Paris Hilton:

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=fur_farm&Player=wm&speed=_med

furisdead.com

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=meet_your_meat&Player=wm&speed=_med

In other words, Paris Hilton needs more thrown at her then flour.

How about pouring gasoline all over her and lighting a match? POOF! No more Paris, what a swell world that would be...! Then we'd have to pour gasoline over Nicole too, she would light up so fast (not much there to burn)...whatta GAS!

but i'm all for anybody who throws anything at Paris Hiton....maybe next time they could try throwing copies of her single at her.