hohohoh, maybe she wasn't that stupid at all! and she has now a neverending flow of money for the rest of her life. :P

well done! :P

Nice, they didn't even make it till the baby was born. Nice, well at least she is free of his tyrany.

Can someone say surrogacy?

He probably dumped her because she was getting fat.

#3 - Exactly.

And same for #1. She's set for the next 18 years. ;)

Toldja so, toldja so, toldja, toldja, toldja so!

wow. hahaha.

Nicole Kidman's black ops mission was accomplished. Saving women from Tom Cruise all over the world.

Katie..got her brain back?
<---Impressed

As much as I luv this site, I have to say, will this set the record for longest thread? What is the record?

Anyway, this if true is too bizarre for words. I mean when was the last time you heard about a preganant girl dump a rich guy while she's preganant.

Maybe Tom will just slip her some RU86 or whatever that abortion drug is and be done with her. Or maybe it serves his purpose not to.

Oh this is just cerrrrrraazy, boiiiyeeeee.

I bet they split after Tom Cruise invited John Travolta over for a threesome and Katie was told to participate by video taping them. Ha!

MY LIFE HAS JUST IMPROVED TENFOLD
I'VE BEEN WAITING MONTHS FOR THIS

I really, really, really hope this isn't a joke.

Gotta laugh at gossip rags that cite their source as 'a friend' (read:the writer pulled info out of their ass). Still, I hope it's true that she got sick of Scientology and Tom's insanity.

Beard. They never looked like they actually liked each other in pictures, ya know?

The best part is that now, regardless of what K Holmes goes on to accomplish in her life, she will always be known as "The Woman Who Had Tom Cruise's Crazy baby" (T.W.W.H.T.C.C.B)

I've got $20 that says this kid is kidnapped at some point in it's life by scientologists.

aparently-her parents' investment in a team of brainwashing-reversal specialistists payed off. thank god-it's sad to see anyone chained in the basement as a baby-making machine. Xenu, however, will be mighty upset. Beware the wrath of Xenu.

Now I am sure Mr. Little Diddly had plenty of warning. How long can a girl put up with her man banging "women" from other planets? Oh sure, he said it was a medical probe but I think not.

She must have been digging her way out of the cellar for months!

I hope he caught her lip leprosy, at least.

I guess there are no more doubts about this being a publicity stunt in which Cruise paid her to be his gf and it's a turkey baster pregnancy.

That's really sad. Paying for a girlfriend. This CANT be the guy from Top Gun. It's not possible.

Anyone who has ever visited This Site won't think this is too surprising.
Good luck to them.

Whoops!

I thought this site was supposed to be funny. My bad.

Please post something entertaining. Everyone hates this place and talks mad poop about it on other websites because it sucks so much.

In response to comment #2 - I disagree with you. Unfortunately she will be under Tom's wrath with or without him forever. He still will be controling due to Katie having his baby.

NewGuy, I think it says lots about you that you're hanging out here if you hate it so much.

And by lots I mean 'You're a choad'

PS 'Mad poop'......?

I think this is pretty simple, really. Tom is gay. He wanted a child. He put up a front of a "relationship" by choosing a young girl to give him what he needs. Now suddenly the relationship is "over".

This is like the whole Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe thing.

Maybe it's for the best, considering the baby is half-Cylon.

I'll bet that she thinks having the kid will stop that feeling of spiders crawling all over inside her. Too bad, thats never going to happen, she has been tainted by evile. the froo-its of the deveeel.

HOORAY, WWEETIE!!

I really really hope he doesn't get custody of the baby. How messed up would that kid be being raised by Tom Cruise? *shudders*

Seven months pregnant and they split up. Hmmm, this sounds familiar. Has Tom been dancing back-up for Britney by any chance? Just pray to God that Tom doesn't attempt a rap career.

Now I can have him all to myself. And the Lord Xenu can join in for a little menage-a-toligist.

Don't mean to jump off the bandwagon, but is this not the same magazine who said Jessica Simpson was pregnant the very week her and Nick announced their split? I mean it's Life&Style. I don't think they have had an accurate cover in ... well ... never!

At last. I can now sleep at night knowing that Katie will soon be away from Tom's evil twistedness.

(Type in "Tom Cruise kills Oprah" on Google - hilarious!)

"Anyway, this if true is too bizarre for words. I mean when was the last time you heard about a preganant girl dump a rich guy while she's preganant."
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Recently -- Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen!

I think they gave up because polls in magazines like "People" were saying that most people thought their relationship was B.S. from the beginning, even the press was starting to joke about how they had 5 poses. "Backward Katie which was her hugging him from behinde, swooning Katie, which was him bending her back to kiss her, running Katie which was him walking holding her hand and her running behinde looking like she was trying to catch up etc... all of those poses by the way hide the fact that he is 3 feet shorter than her. The sad thing is, he's exposed his craziness so publicly now that I doubt he could even land a date with Leif Garrett (or if he's still playing straight, with Janice Dickenson) And one more thing, To comment #23. So let me get this straight, you actually took the time to post, to say that this site sucks? If I hate a website, I NEVER take the time to post, I just leave, you must really have a great amazing fun filled life if you waste time posting on websites you hate. (Snicker)

HAIL XENU!

Katie Holmes was not an operating Thetan. She is unclean.

I'd hit it!

I hope she starts to look young and pretty again instead of old and ill now that Tom has stopped sucking the life outta her. Those scientologists will be after that kid for life. The son/daughter of the beloved Tom Cruise

This story is eerily similar to both Michael Jackson's life and Rosemary's Baby.

#11 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Hmm, wonder who dumped who?
She was probably sick of hearing about his homosexual tendancies during their religious "audits". And wearing coveralls to bed. And him referncing how Nicole Kidman "Never gained a pound when they adopted". Or maybe she's a little depressed and he threw vitamins at her and she flipped.
It's all supposition at this point.
2.So he can see HIS baby whenever he wants. His, not thiers. I bet there's gonna be a struggle over custody.

Ladyebug, you make me laugh.
But on the preganant woman front, Denise Richard was married to the Charlie Sheen before she got pregnant no?
And wasn't she pregnant with number two when she threw in the towel on a reconcilliation?

She also had some money from her short lived whoring career no?

Okay, don't answer all these questions: it's on with the pregger Katie and Tom from Xenu show.

Best.... Valentine's Day Gift.... Ever!!!

Yay ! Yay ! Yay ! Yay ! Yay !

Now I can believe in love again! ;)

Maybe now her cold sore will clear up. Finally.

I bet that, despite the break-up, he will still keep her "tucked away" for months, or at least until he and his sister can find a newborn baby to adopt and pretend it came out of Katie. And by "tucked away," I mean captive, at the bottom of a deep hole in a cellar underneath the Scientology Celebrity Center; no more coffee runs either.

"Gotta laugh at gossip rags that cite their source as 'a friend' (read:the writer pulled info out of their ass). Still, I hope it's true that she got sick of Scientology and Tom's insanity." ~pixie-stix (#14)

"Friend" often times can mean "publicist"... Nothing appears in celebrity gossip magazines on accident, it's all about giving the scoop and getting your client maximum publicity. It may not be true, but most likely the friend was someone close to Tom like a publicist who wants to create hype. Friend means more than you think!

Oh, and my guess is this was the plan all along.. Pretend that they are in love, have baby with famous mom, and break up- Tom gets the baby he wanted and doesn't have to do any of that gross stuff like kiss a girl anymore.

You had to have seen this coming.. why else would they not have gotten married yet? They don't have to deal with divorce issues, no pre-nup or anything to deal with.. So they split custody, he pays her money, and he gets to get rid of the girl and keep the baby.

This is like watching a bad movie, you could predict where it was going from day one.

This must be proof Tom Cruise is gay. The benefit of having progeny to appear "straight", without having to commit to someone he's not attracted to. Katie Holmes probably became privy to his real preferences and perhaps did indeed come to her senses about Scientology.

I have it from a reliable "source" that the reason for the breakup was that Katie was on the Superficial this morning and recognized the shade of lipstick on Tommy Lee as the exact shade on Tom's teeny tiny weenie. Pucker up Tommy boys.

I never saw this coming.....

"Don't mean to jump off the bandwagon, but is this not the same magazine who said Jessica Simpson was pregnant the very week her and Nick announced their split? I mean it's Life&Style. I don't think they have had an accurate cover in ... well ... never!"

Sorry, three comments all at once.. But that was Star.

Belle, I was being facetious. I do think magazines make things up - with the help of publicists.

Already being denied....
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20060214/D8FP61Q05.html?PG=home&SEC=news

Hmm... Well, he is most assuredly gay...
She most assuredly got knocked up by a turkey baster, and there is no doubt that her escape is emminent.

No, it was Life&Style. Star is the one that did the story on Jennifer Aniston being pregnant when she and Brad Pitt had in fact spilt. I mean it's not like it's People or even US Weekly reporting on this crap story. And I am pretty sure "pal" means "TomKat rode in their cab once and didn't leave a tip".

Just read that new story - " Now they're together but not together. It's a really weird situation."
Weird ? Sounds like most marriages !!
(oops it's Valentines - sorry)

Tom Cruise kills Oprah

^^I typed that in as #35 suggested and I couldn't stop laughing.
Maybe it's because I've drank my third mountain dew for the day.
I really don't know.

They're splitting up when she's 7 months pregnant?

They must really despise each other, although Tom Cruis has been rather 'nutty' lately.

It won't be long now before Katie's jumping on Oprah's couch screaming "Free at last! Free at last! Prasie L. Ron Hubbard, I'm free at last!"

What a couple of complete tools. They, like Mr. & Mrs. Federline, totally deserve each other. It won't be soon enough when the wheels come off that wagon as well.

wow, i bet nobody ever saw this coming.

If this is not a hoax, Tom Cruise has finally transformed into the new celebrity that everyone thinks is a off their rocker ala Michael Jackson (well minus the little boy preference.)

The Mad Dater,
"Because there's a Bastard in all of us"

Did anyone else notice the other headline?

Brad and Angie's birthday surprise for Jen?

It wouldnt suprise me. I mean she was probably so freaked that she was actually dating and fucking Tom Cruise that she stayed with him...then once she relaized he was crazy she plit with him. Ultimately...who really cares.

Now Tom can be free to marry his one true love, the mummified corpse of L. Ron Hubbard.

They've officially denied it.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2006/02/14/ap2526799.html

Would've been nice, though.

if this is true then it just proves without a doubt that this whole thing was a setup. She is just having his artificially implanted child and when its born they'll split and she'll take a check.

OH. MY. GOD.

Seriously, it's almost like we didn't see this coming.

who cares anymore. why are they even on this gossip site. are there any tom cruise or katie holmes movies coming out? whats the deal...

the only part that has me worried is the Life& Style is the so-called 'source'....the same mag that had us Chiniston and Vaughn engaged, jess and nick with babies, brangelina broken up. is this too good to be true.....

Awesome. Sure hope it's true. Maybe Tom was trying to have a TALL kid.

ONE WORD--- G A Y

You heard it here first, Mission Impossible 3 will tank.

Tom Cruise is gayer than 9 guys blowing 8 guys. It was a matter of time before she realized he was a gay leprechaun. She must have found out he wears "lifts" in his shoes and that was the final straw.

Please someone tell me this isn't a joke. Please god let it be real. Because then my faith in humanity will climb upward at least a notch or two.

So if it's real...YAY FOR WWEETY!!!

I said from the very beginning, when Tom was jumping the couch, that it couldn't last. When you're in love for real, it makes you calm and blissful, not hyper and spastic.

Tom may have jumped the couch...but now their relationship has jumped the shark.

yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay
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NewGuy
You're an ass hat.
Go away if you hate it so much.

Happy Birthday, LayDee!

Hee hee.. isn't this the best gift ever, even if it's not true? Just seeing it in print is enough.

#46 you hit the nail on the head. I bet this story is a plant. Doesn't he have a movie coming out soon?

I wonder if they're going to have a "miscarriage."

#53, jessica and nick denied they were having troubles every day up until they announced their divorce.

they'll deny it up until they are ready to announce it.

aww but they seemed like the perfect couple what with katie's stroke-like crooked smile and tom's chair leaping!!! cant say im surprised, theyre both dicks and now she's stuck with some kid hahahaha SUCK

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1524325/02142006/story.jhtml

news just in - its a joke! :(

Wow, can I just say that I am the tiniest bit relieved? And that's not just because I just relieved myself, but because now I get to see the rest of this horrific space alien drama play itself out. I would have hated it if fate had cheated me of seeing the galactic battle between Katie's parents and lord Xenu for the mind of their princess daughter carrying the heir to the universe throne... or something similar.

#83: That just says they're denying it though, right?

Tom ya gotta come outta the closet man oh may gah!

WWEETIE -- Now ditch the handlers, too, and you might finally feel like drinking some of your "escape" coffee. Or not.

my first posting on thesuperficial.com, i don't know what to say. hope she can live with herself. what the hell happened to katie? maybe her family will kidnap her back, and de brainwash her. i started a blog today myself. its about art.

#21 - I totally agree with you! So sadly obvious.

Umm, hello. Anyone ever read the original script for Top Gun? Maverick is supposed to have Goose on the back of his motorcycle, not "Charlie" (convenient naming). It was supposed to be Brokeback Navy.

Did you ever think maybe he had no choice BUT to use a turkey baster to impregnate her? You know what they say about short men. I bet giving Tom a blow job would be like trying to find a needle in a hay stack...a really hairy sweaty hay stack.

So much for crazily in love.

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/users/nimages/mery/misc/lfnstyle2006.jpg

Yeah, L&S is really reliable.

Tom is going to look back at all of the crazy shit he's done over the past year and say What The Hell Was I THINKING? People used to look up to him, but the scientology crap, the katie debacle, the post-partum depression fight with Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer, and his general goofiness have really brought him back to earth. See kids, this is what happens when an idolized celebrity becomes a cocktail party joke.