February 14, 2006
Nicole Richie hands out Dr. Pepper on Valentine's Day
I'm not entirely sure why, but Nicole Richie was handing out Diet Dr. Pepper in NYC today. A task so difficult that it required an assistant to do the majority of the lifting for her, allowing her to bring it those extra two inches to the consumer's hand. They might as well have just put in a robotic fortune teller and taped a picture of Nicole Richie to the head.
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Comments
1. Posted by Binky on February 14, 2006 05:04 PM
At least she's finally seeing a doctor.
2. Posted by twodollartricks on February 14, 2006 05:05 PM
She'd probably break her arm if she had to lift all those cans by herself.
3. Posted by pookiedoo on February 14, 2006 05:07 PM
Wow. It kinda looks like she's being forced to do this against her will. Wait, is that a gun that guy's holding to her back?
4. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 14, 2006 05:08 PM
Maybe if she drinks a case of Dr. Peppers, she'll get 1% of her daily nutrition.
5. Posted by pookiedoo on February 14, 2006 05:12 PM
Egads! Nicole is working for Michael Jackson, and it's actually Jesus Juice, disguised in an innocent Diet Dr. Pepper can!
6. Posted by eden on February 14, 2006 05:12 PM
Did she also hand out Red Vines or does that have to be brand-specific w/ Mr Pibb for that to work?
7. Posted by Sheva on February 14, 2006 05:29 PM
Someone should bring it to her lips so she could get some needed calories. What kind of crap job is this?
8. Posted by Spindoc on February 14, 2006 05:37 PM
Is she starting to look more and more like Dianna Ross?
9. Posted by al rarow on February 14, 2006 06:13 PM
What was that he was giving her in the video, I wonder??!
A vintage "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" pin? A Dexatrim? Paris' hymen?
10. Posted by Darby on February 14, 2006 06:19 PM
So that's what skinny girls with no BF"s do on Valentines day. hmmmmm
11. Posted by LoneWolf on February 14, 2006 06:47 PM
Paris apparently lost a bet and made a personal appearance at the Robinson May in Montebello, CA over the weekend, humping something. I guess they're so competitive that Nicole had to find an even sh!ittier gig.
12. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 14, 2006 06:48 PM
What kind of bad career choices do you have to make to be one of those 20 fucking loser photographers that follow Nicole Ritchie around to document her every move? Are they perderasts? Is it community service? Part of thier parole? Nicole is a semi-concious bag of methane but those fucking guys are trully pathetic.
13. Posted by Iouliana on February 14, 2006 07:38 PM
its so funny! when she holds the can she looks at the cameras, pauses and smiles for a second for the pictures...she doesnt even look at the people and she has a ridiculous fake smile on....yay i love wasting my time looking at others doing fake friendliness for publicity...
14. Posted by will.i.am on February 14, 2006 07:59 PM
maybe she was making a subtle jab at the VP's shooting a 78 year old man incident. Afterall, before Cheney and his fellow hunter friends set out they had "a lunch of antelope, jicama salad and camp bread, washed down with Dr. Pepper." That or she's bored by her regular cardio and thought standing while giving out Dr. Peppers was a welcome calorie burning exercise.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-021406cheney_lat,0,7789937.story?page=2&coll=la-home-headlines
15. Posted by ESQ on February 14, 2006 08:38 PM
This is exactly why I went to college so I do not have to do that.
16. Posted by Havet on February 14, 2006 08:39 PM
Just whats the point of this whole thing?? She just seem useless... Dont she have better, more intelligent things to do?
17. Posted by Karen on February 14, 2006 09:25 PM
she filled the cans with rat poisioning hoping that the cans will spread to paris hilton as quick as STDs. yupp.
18. Posted by Go Sip on February 14, 2006 09:54 PM
If she doesn't start eating she is going to weigh as much as the Dr. Pepper she is handing out. She could barely lift them in the video, pathetic, someone give that girl a cheeseburger.
19. Posted by Juliette on February 15, 2006 12:04 AM
You can always tell an anorexic by the look in their eyes. Vacant, forced, and dead. The eyes never lie...
20. Posted by 80zLuvChild on February 15, 2006 12:25 AM
as much as i despise her, you've gotta commend her for:
a) breaking her friendship with paris
b) cleaning up her act, and
c) supporting food and edible substances
21. Posted by Koggi on February 15, 2006 10:18 AM
So sad that she earned in an hour what most of us make in a year!!
22. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 15, 2006 10:56 AM
OK, can someone puh-leeze tell me why this hack warrants any attention at all aside from the fact that her DAD is actually talented and famous.
BTW, if this scarecrow is musical in any way (as she claims), why doesn't she perform something? I mean even I can play "Mary had a little lamb" on a violin and piano. Show me the money, Nicole!
23. Posted by giggleglit on February 15, 2006 12:08 PM
The other night when Paris made her Robinsons May appearence in Hawthorne... for some reason the news here in LA felt the need to report it as a "headline." Anyways, In the report they said the Simple Life cameras were there recording... so maybe its possible that the Nicole passing out Dr Pepper promotion was for the Simple Life? I have no idea... but its a guess.
24. Posted by HeeHaw on February 15, 2006 01:46 PM
WTF is wrong with our society that a million photographers would be eagerly taking photos of this?!?!
WTF has she done to deserve attention to that level??
Society's gettin' pretty f**** up, man......
but i'm not bitter.
25. Posted by fame is funny on February 15, 2006 09:54 PM
this is about one step above giving handjobs to the homeless...oh too late? wow. her dad must be SO proud...
26. Posted by Jacq on February 17, 2006 12:45 AM
Ok, seriously, I will admit - I watched the Simple Life only because I think that Nicole is effen hilarious. I feel bad for her. She's starving to death, her fiancee left her b/c she's hooked on coke (or whatever) and OH YEAH even I'd be embarrassed to stop on a street corner and shill for anyone. Where I come from those people are homeless and they wear bright orange vests and sell the local papers on the access roads on Sundays, for like $50 a day.
27. Posted by gogoboots on February 18, 2006 10:47 PM
I guess she needed the money to buy some more crap, or something. I wonder if someone had dared her to drink Dr. Pepper she would have and then thrown it all up minutes later behind the van. Hahahaha! This is probably the worst thing you can do on Valentine's Day, poor girl, she shoulda got a box of chocolates and eaten them all. Then she'd feel better enough to puke them all up again!