Aww, I love Elisha. She's very cute and seems down-to-earth enough from the interviews that I've seen. :)

She should keep her hair dark for now on. She looks amazing.

reminiscent of la lohan when she used to be hott. i agree, she should stick with the dark hair. it looks great and the blue pashmina is working for her....

Would it kill her to do a very tasteful, understated Playboy spread? Soft lighting and strategically placed pillows so we can't see her hoo-ha and all that stuff. Is that asking so much? I'm not talking hard-core here, just some dramatically lit nakedness, that ridiculously sexy pout and a look in her eyes that says "come and get me, Tiger." She's almost got there in her movies, she just needs a little encouragement to take it to the next level.

I thought she was no big deal in Old School but maybe she was so young then that she just matured.

She doesn't look like a school girl anymore. Now if you want to be her stalker, get behind Bill Gates. I think he has a a satellite network over her residence.

She is super-hot and doesn't look emaciated or falsely voluptuous like so many other Superficialities. Did I hear she was coming back to 24? A couple of this season's eps kinda hinted at it, but then, this week...nothing!

elisha who? oh RIGHT, Old School. (???) who's even seen three pix of her? so this is your idea of hot? you don't think her whole shnozz deal looks just a mite porcine here? not to slag her unnecessarily - she's cute - but hardly some icon of perfection. where's yer taste, man

I would sell my grandmother's feeding tube for one hour with this chick.

Sorry, Granny. It's a guy thing.

If you haven't seen The Girl Next Door it is a must see. She is SO fricken hot in that movie....

As if her obscene hotness weren't enough, she also has a blog on the NHL website. And it ain't ditzy, homegirl knows her hockey. That alone could fuel hours of masturbation. But then you figure in the aforementioned obscene hotness and...well...words fail me. No wonder I never get any work done.

I dunno, she looks like a brown-haired Kirsten Dunst to me and I know what this site has to say about her.

lol....she looks cheap and ridiculous....!!! ewww elishah....where are you now?? helooo?? any movies coming out?? any good ones?? PMK called!! they want their goodie two shoes back!!!! i love her make up tho...and isnt it time for a noooooooooooose job...

You know who never seems to look bad either? Me and my girls-no not cuca and racha, although they are always looking good, I mean my cheetahs (opposite of cougars). Happy V-day Ladies, since I know you will be perusing our favourite site today!

Disclaimer: Apologies to readers who think this post reads like something Pink would say-just needed to shout out to my loved ones on Valentines!

HA HA HA.. oh no, no no.
Whenever I see this girl, posing all seductive and everything, all I can think about is that shitty "rap song" she did when she was on that Popular Mechanics for Kids show.
"I'M ELISHA! O-KAY! I CO-HOST P-M-K! I'M ELISHA! O-KAY! I CO-HOST P-M-K!"...

*places revolver in mouth*

Who cares? She was, what? 13-years old when she did that?

I guess you've never said anything stupid when you were a kid too? That's right, it's the sound of you shutting up.

She looks a little constipated in this photo, or pissed off, but she's still hot. And she definitely does NOT look like Kirsten Dunst.

That said, I absolutely hated her on 24. Remember that one season when she got lost in the L.A. "woods" and a mountain lion was chasing after her and she wound up in some backward hick's house with a bomb shelter and he kept her hostage. WTF??

I would drag my balls across broken glass just for a sniff of that I would.

Thank you 11 & 12.

Look I like to look at the occasional hottie too, but, I mean, what am I looking at? Outstanding, I think not.

Oh yeah, she DOES look like Dunst!

beachedwhale & Iouliana should shut their whore mouths. Elisha looks nothing like Kirsten. Iouliana what movies have you been in, oh thats right you just sit at a desk all day. Good job keep up the good work.

Elisha is really hot, that is until you hear her talk, or see her act. I call it the "Jennifer Love Hewitt" syndrome.

that doesn't count, because richelle is still 16 and doing stupid kid things...

and elisha isn't either way for me, she's decently cute but is one crack stem away from a downward spiral i think. it's valentines day, i have to say just for that...i'd hit that.

Holy crap! I had no idea who that was until I Google Image'd her and saw pics of her with blonde hair. Oh yeah, she's pretty. I liked her in 24.

She is pretty, maybe even beautiful. But not perfect by alot of people's standards. She has flaws just like everyone. He nose is REALLY wierd shaped, and her face is too boxy. Plus, she needs to stop puffing up her upper lip. Too much of a point. She seems nice but always makes me think of some porno video. Maybe she'd be better off in those.

Nothing as in she does nothing for me...It is not to say she is not an attractive girl she is, but not one for me.

Apparently most commenters (those still typing with two hands) haven't seen Girl Next Door. Or her Maxim spread in all white.

So she got a nose job after Old School. Who cares?

Hottie pototty.

She is lovely!

to ZoomBoy, yes, everyone has done stupid things at one point, which is why i'm sure all my friends still remember everything retarded i've ever done and can laugh about it to this day :)

How dare i remember her rap song!!!
ha.

Oh yeah, i'd drink her bath water.

oh and by the way, in all fairness, i have nothing against elisha really, except for getting that song stuck in my head whenever i see her face.
of all the people featured here, she probably bothers me the least.

Richelle, you bother me the most.

Call me.

Someone has to be the first, so here goes.....

I'd hit it.

Someone has to be the first, so here goes.....

I'd hit it.

I would hit it twice
twice as nice, two times is best
like a pinata hit fest

I dunno, she's not ugly, but she's a little hexagonal.

Yeah she does look like Kirtsen Dunst with lip implants and better makeup.

lol, am i the only person who thought that was victoria beckham aka posh spice?

Shes a very sexy woman. She looked amazing in the movie The Girl Next Door.

She's gorgeous.

Too bad she was dressed by Stevie Wonder.

Ya she looks more mature...and???

My biggest problem with her is that she'll be forever associated in my mind with that raving idiot Kim Bauer.

Wait, lemme think. Nah, can't find any faults with her. I can't even make up any! Damn...if only she were Pink.

Elisha as a brunette just makes me happy. Happy to be a man, happy to have eyes, happy this fucking site exists to crack me up daily.

So happy v day to all the sexy and smart superficial girls out there. You know who you are.

Yeah that's great. Now how about some gratuitous eye candy for your female readers? The straight ones that is. Thanks.

She is cute. I saw her at a Grizlies game along with Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. She is REALLY short though. Like under 5 feet.

ted by mattnoks on February 14, 2006 11:41 AM

"beachedwhale & Iouliana should shut their whore mouths. Elisha looks nothing like Kirsten. Iouliana what movies have you been in, oh thats right you just sit at a desk all day. Good job keep up the good work."

HAHAHAHAHAH

ok...lol....what movies ive been in? what the hell? hahah...yes....your argument is "a person is only allowed to say anything about "celebrities" only if they have been in movies themselves". OK...nice argument logic!!!! moron! hahaha.....She's not nice looking and thats that...everyone pretty much agrees. And how do you figure i sit at a desk all day?? is this implying that im some old lady working all day having nothing better to do? nice try...

people that think that elisha is hot are odd...

can you please tell me how she is hot?

Count me as odd, then, because this girl is completely and utterly hot.

Dammit have you people not fucking heard of opinions? That's when SOME people like her, and SOME don't.

Having said that, though, that short little bitch looks like she bit into a lemon and her face permanently froze into that sour expression. She SUCKED ass on 24, god what an awful actress. She reminded me in that show of a wittle wittle baby pwaying dwess up with mommy's make up. Trying to look all mature in a short blond wig working at CTU...oh puulease it was so unrealistic.

She kinda looks sorta ok in this pic, but my opinion is that she is not beautiful at all. Key word being opinion, motherfuckers.

I've seen a few not-so-flattering pics of her without makeup and airbrushing. The difference was quite startling.

Yeah, her knees are WAY too sharp too.

God, if only I knew the smiley for "rolling my eyes at a bunch of fucks who would DIE if someone even HALF as hot as Elisha even turned and half glanced in their direction but like to play all hard and shit on the Interwebs"

Tetsuo, you're absolutely right.

hmmm she's okay i spose but aussie girls are hotter :) (and less pale)

compared to most of the girls on this site she looks absolutely terrific. hold out for something better if you'd like, but i prefer to stop at 20 then go for the ace.

I still remember the episode of Elisha eating bugs, when she was 14 year old, and on telivision, in canada. She was on the kids show Popular mechanics for kids or something along those lines. What a trooper. After seeing her eat bugs on tv it made me think she must be a swallower. She'll swallow anything. She is way above lyndsey lohan in looks. In my opinion. I'd eat her cooch.

Yes Tetsuo, I'm just "playing all hard and shit on the interwebs." Because at home I sit here and cry about how much I wish I could fucking look like Elisha Cuthbert and other celebs.

You know not all of us posters here wish we were celebrities. So get a fucking life. *rolls eyes*

@54 - Jesus, you're taking that awfully seriously. Touch a nerve did I?

beachedwhale & Iouliana should shut their whore mouths.

chill the fuck out, 19. It's the 'Superficial'. People can say whatever shit they want. There's no Girls You Think Are Hot = Exempt from Criticism rule.

Just that armfat proves she's not just another barbie. THAT is what I call beauty!

LindaParson, I'm sure you don't care about not looking like Elisha Cuthbert, but her looks & acting skills aside, I bet she's much happier and has a lot more fun than you, considering she got to host PMK as a kid. NO ONE who has such bitter & angry posts here can be satisfied with their life. Yep, I know it's true, no matter how much you'll laugh and deny it. When you're watching TV alone tonight, think back to this post, and you'll know it too.

BTW, did you have a nice Valentine's Day? Probably not, considering you were here at 8:44 pm posting a message about a celebrity you hate.

I'm fat and ugly. I wish I looked like her.

Seriously, she does have a little bit of a piggy nose there, no? Nice cheekbones and jaw line in that shot, but I still can't say she's hot. God, I hate that word.

Sexy, that's a good word. Angelina's sexy, Famke Janssen is sexy, Jessica Rabbit is VERY sexy. Elisha Cuthbert, not so much.

I would crawl 2 miles through Faeces and broken bottles just to throw stones at her handbag!!Also i wouls stew her underwear and drink the juice

There seem to be a disportionate number of highly defensive big fat people on Superficial the past few days who post raging pro-fatty comments to EVERY story. Do they even read the article first?

This is a SUPERFICIAL website, so the comments are bound to be...well...superficial. And that includes calling people "fat-ass" or "beanpole" or "dirty whore" or "Paris."

Did you just call me Paris? No one calls me Paris and gets away with it. My FATHER doesn't call me Paris...(waving fists around and shaking head from side to side)

@57 That's what sold me on this picture. Looking at a few others though, she usually is more of a plasticine bore. Hope she keeps this look.

#45 I can tell you she is hot because its a fucking opinion. My argument is that you are talentless and unattractive (one of the saddest combinations), and you are making fun of someone who is more attractive than you and had more success than you. Also, after reading this thread most people seem to think she is hot, so I'm not sure I follow you.

#56 I know thats why I said what I did, "Its the superficial. People can say whatever they want." In the future please proofread your posts for irony, hypocrisy and idiocy.

'#56 I know thats why I said what I did, "Its the superficial. People can say whatever they want." In the future please proofread your posts for irony, hypocrisy and idiocy.'

Yup, and just like you can call me a hypocritical idiot, I get to tell you to chill the fuck out. Free speech is nice that way.
But yeah, go ahead, I just think that it's kind of lame (and to be honest, implies a whole bunch of women issues) for you to call strangers 'whores' because you're annoyed they don't see the hotness of a C-list actress. The whole point of this place is about mocking celebrities (although obviously we're all fair game for each other, too. The lameass 'fatty' and 'loser' comments seem stupid since we're all posting on here and none of us can see each other, but hey, whatever.) not rabidly defending their honour. You're just as pathetic as the folk coming on the Britney thread and saying how cute she is.

#56, "The lameass 'fatty' and 'loser' comments seem stupid since we're all posting on here and none of us can see each other, but hey, whatever"

I KNOW!!! Great comment. It's good that we can't see each other because then y'all can't see my huge ass, the hairy mole on my nose and the bald patches on my head.

Actually I'm really Milla Jovovich.