uhh im sorry are you calling Kid Rock a guy?

I mean Tommy Lee..anyone being called a guy in this article would make me laugh.

Is it me, or is he wearing lipstick??

slight resemblance to MJ in this pic

Is this a before or after pic, because, DAMN... I can't tell.

Eminem's posse can beat up whomever they want.. It doesn't change the fact that if Tommy Lee had whipped it out, he'd have leveled their entire posse with his humonguous manhood. And since when are Eminem and Kid Rock so close? You'd think someone like the Kid, who probably flies a rebel flag, would offend Eminem, seeing as how he's so black and all. What wastes of space.

Tommy Lee looks like he just got orally raped and is being dragged by that queen on the left to the next room where he will endure more hidious sexual torture ... by Bizarre. ha ha watch out, Tommy. Biz has gained back all the wait he lost on Celebrity Fit Club ... and not in the good spots.

*SNIGGER*

There is a Goddess, and this proves it.

I think I've been waiting for this for 20 years.

wow. he looks just as good as i did after watching k-feds popozao clip. which isnt good...

Kid Rock and Eminem are both Detroit boyz...it was like Tommy insulting one of Em's own brothers. They're thick as thieves in Michigan.

Holy crap! That's Tommy Lee? I thought that was an archive photo of Liza after a night of hittin' the sauce and beating up David Guest.

I want to know what the posse looks like. Did Tommy at least get a couple punches in? How humiliating.

Tommy told me about the Gay Celebrity Fight Club. Yep, secrets out!
and you all know the number one rule in Fight Club...
Tommy just couldnt keep his mouth shut - i had to tell Eminem and his guys, just for entertainment purposes. Gotta keep you guys happy!

Clay Aiken will get his next

Did they smeap make up on him after? or did he all ready have some on...I'm confused...I guess the white rappers look out for each other too, kind of sweet :D

sigh...*smear*...

For one. Tommy Lee's son is 1/2 black. He could still be racist so whatever but I think not. Also, you cannot "Act" black. You can only MIMIC a stereotype.

Haha. Eminem can't be man enough himself to take a sock at Tommy Lee, so he has his posse do it. If I was Tommy Lee, I would be pissed off a little bit, but laugh considering his flaming hot ex-wife Pamela Anderson could kick the crap out of both Kid Rock and Eminem at the same time, the posse's aside. Should having a posse stand for having/being a p**sy.

*CORRECTION*...KID ROCK'S son is 1/2 black

You remember that clown on Poltergeist that attacked Robbie in his bed? See above pic.

Paging Dr. Feelgood!

BOTH Tommy Lee and his ex wife look more used up than Paris Hilton's diaphram.

Tommy's a little long in the tooth to be getting the sh*t kicked out of him.
I'd be worried about osteoporosis if I were him.

Is that Harvey Walden IV of Celebrity Fit Club standing next to him?

OMG - It only gets better...

http://www.londonnet.co.uk/entertainment/2006/Feb/1127_20060210.html

"Some of Eminem's posse got really upset and took some swings at him."

Meanwhile, Tommy was left red-faced when he discovered a stunning girl he was flirting with was a transsexual.

Can't wait to hear the soon to be released remix of "Smokin' in the Boys Room" appropriately titled, "Kid Rock & Eminem vs. Tommy Lee - White Trash Transtestical Soggy Biscuit Dub"

Tommy Tommy Tommy,

Your first clue... her name was Arsenault.

No matter HOW you pronounce it, it's not good.

They toned down the story for us sensitive viewers. What really happened was Tommy Lee was hitting on Eminems 10 year old daughter Hailee. Kid Rock's name was just thrown in being from the same area.

Is this the new poster for the "just say no to drugs" campaign?

I don't think being from Detroit has anything to do with why Eminem was sticking up for Kid Rock, or else he would be tight with ICP as well. Anyways, I haven't like Tommy Lee ever since he played Two-Face.

Can anyone please tell me why this guy is still around again? I just couldn't think of any good reason...

See all you M&M haterz... M&M is pretty useful.

In response to #3 I was thinking the same thing, he is wearing red lipstick.

In response to #6 - I too was thinking the same thing - Tommy should have whipped out his junk to take them all down.

In reponse to #18 - You are right, Kid Rock even wrote a song about it off of his cd "Devil Without a Cause." The song is entitled "Black chick, white guy."

What the hell? Tommy Lee? Getting his ass kicked in defense of KID ROCK? It's almost unbelievable that this many hacks can be used in the same story and still be hilarious.

Bring out the gimp.

I was actually at the Superbowl party where he got decked. Didn't see it, but he got hustled out of there pretty quick. As for Eminem and Kid Rock being close, they both live near Detroit and show up to each others shows, sporting events, etc. We're a pretty tight bunch here in the D and most of the locals aren't too high on "celebrity" types cruising into town and shooting off their mouths. So, in closing, Tommy Lee has a big crank, bangs a lot of hot poon, has the funniest movie in a "porn" ever (driving the boat with his wang) and needs to watch out for the right hook.

After allegedly beating on Pam Anderson AND giving her Hep C, didn't this guy deserve at least a punch to the face?

Don't mess with those white rappers from detroit, they really stick together!

I didn't know Em and Rock had any ties to eachother, besides the obvious.

WOW@ HE GOT BEAT GOOFY!

Luckily, his twin was there to back him up.
http://pictures.dehavilland.co.uk/live/photo6000692.jpg

amazing. a story that combines three of the biggest wastes of space in one! they're all useless sacks...i guess at least tommy lee has a huge penis.

Uh, Kid Rock...does anyone remember him? One has-been dissing another...geeze, how sad. Before you know it, Fred Durst will get in on some of this action.

That's not blood on his lip, it's a giant herpes sore. Get that man some Valtrex, quick.

i hope there's an internet video of this. I'd pay to see this.

...Uh...no one has mentioned his eyes. What drugs or how crazy does one need to be to get eyes like that???

Eminem's posse? I'm thinking Macaulay Culkin, Doogie Howser and that skinny dude from Road Trip. That's gotta hurt.

Update your stupid site r-r-r-r-r-retard

This news post is mighty misleading. It makes it sound like Eminem went after Tommy Lee. Trick Trick, a local rapper from the group "Goonsquad" went after him. Eminem is friends with the trick person, and is on his song that gets played nearly nonstop in Detroit. Trick Trick was was even on "WJLB", that annoying station they talk about nonstop on 8 Mile talking about how he punched him in the mouth.

Yeah, I live in the Detroit area. I did hear the entire "explanation" from the actual guy that claims to have punched him, and he never mentioned Eminem once. Just that he was "not letting out of towners run shit in the D". His words not mine.

Mmm koolaid....OH YEAH!

my favorite shit is when people use the comments area to "correct" the story. the word is satire. look it up.

tommy does have crazy eyes. he looks like a crazy crack whore. and where did clarence clemmons come from?

wow janet jackson is huge in that pic.

'After allegedly beating on Pam Anderson AND giving her Hep C, didn't this guy deserve at least a punch to the face?'

My thoughts exactly.

M&M was on Kid Rocks album Devil w/o a Cause.

Tommy thinks he's Gene Simmons of Kiss.

All I could think of when I saw this was: FINALLY. I don't give a damn about his wang, the blow up doll he used to date, or all the shitty music he has helped create...if you have heard this guy talk for more than 10 seconds, you would recommend someone throttling him daily until he stops doing ANYTHING.

They defended Kid Rock because he's terribly sensitive about... well just about everything. You see, he has to wake up in the morning and face the mirror just to realize that his best moment to date was break dancing for his high school talent show.

Kid Rock is the reason America is loosing the war in Iraq. Kid Rock helped nail Jesus to the cross. He was the captain of the first ship to bring slaves over to America. He also assisted in killing Martin Luther King Jr. He was the gunman on the grassy knoll. He knows where Bin Laden is and supports him financially.

Kid Rock is the personification of evil, but I wouldn't go as far to call him the anti-christ because that would require some charm and influence. Everything that is wrong in this world or has ever been wrong can be traced back to Detroit Michigan and I'm sure Kid Rock had something to do with it. Detroit is the armpit of existence, and EVERYTHING that comes from that black hole of talent and class is another reason for America to be ashamed.

But, he sure does know how to put on a show.

In reference to comment #16:

I disagree. I think you can "ACT" black, here's how.

Step 1- Commit violents crimes.

Step 2- Use fire-arms or other deadly weapons in the commishion of previously said violent crimes.

Step 3- Show no remorse for violent crimes. In fact glorify them along with drugs, and degrade woman in your music.

If you follow the above steps, you can "ACT" black...

Oopsy, I made a typo on commision...sorry if I offended anyone with my spelling mistake.

Nina Arsenault....

http://www.uswhores.com/content_lng01/02/02_01/g029/

Tommy Lee as the Joker

Is he not the ugliest human being walking the earth today??????

He is not wearing lipstick, he has recently started yoga and in the standing plow position he can suck his own huge manhood. His lips are swollen from exactly that. Those are blow job lips. It is interesting that he got beat up, I thought he never left his house anymore.

Finally!

Fatty, UR funny!

#20 (sophisticrite) Your comment just rocked my world, lol.

#29 = Lame.

Can't tell if you're making a joke or not, but lame anyway.

Transgender Tommy
Feels like Pam after beating
Vince still wants his ass

The only thing that would make this better would be if someone filmed it and IEG started selling it.

Ok 67 comments later and I agree reality wins this. Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and M&M sliding b-listers tied to the same story-What is worse getting your ass beat by the posse of a whigger from mid missouri or having your honor defended by a whigger from mid missouri. How did the whoel thing go down anyway something like this:
Tommy: Kid Rock had to strap a 2x4 across his ass after I was done with Pam- I mean I'm huge.
M&M: Look Tommy I've seen Kid's Co** it ain't tiny yo.
Tommy: What you doing looking at his package? Did you watch my video to see my meat or Pam?
M&M: Hold up home boy!!!!
Tommy: Just playing M. Really, Kid Rock could not compare to me.
M&M: That's it!!! MY NIGGAS! WHERE ARE MY NIGGAS- KICK HIS ASS!!!
Tommy: Hey M it ain't like I said you are a tiny white guy trying to act black and re-married the woman you said you wanted to kill.
M&M: NIGGAS ATTACK

I thought this picture was of Tommy after spending the night with a mensturating Pam.

I hope those guys who beat him up didn't get Hep C....

Hooray! I agree with catscratch (8th post) I have been waiting for this since I had the misfortune of hearing Motley Crue. Tommy Lee is a girlfriend/wife beater but has adoration because his dick is 12 inches long. He looks like a douchebag. Although I am sure some gold digging Pamela Anderson wannabie will give him a sympathy bang.

What happened to the purdy picture?

I find it ironic that no one has commented on #56 yet. I guess everyone is in agreement, acting black can and does happen. Allow me add to your already superb list:

Step 4- Buy an extremely oversized jersey, with a hat (also oversized) pair of shoes and laces to all match. Get a huge medallion of a fist or your favorite dog and put it on the gawdiest necklace you can find at Wal-Mart. Do all this while you are unable to hold a steady job and provide for your family.

Step 5- Learn nothing, ever. Not in school, not from your own mistakes, not from watching others fail around you, not from jail. Nothing. Have no capacity for learning.

Step 6- Contribute nothing to society except your own contempt for caucasians and greed.

Step 7- Feel jaded for what happened to your ancestors, although in retrospect the selective breading of slaves enabled you to have superior strength and athletic ability (all the while severely limiting your intellect).

Step 8- Keep a slave name cause it's cool. Johnson, Smith, Jones and Jackson aren't names you will find in the tribes of Africa so one would wonder where these names came from. Let me tell you: Slaves.

Step 9- Laugh uncontrollably at jokes about another race, but take serious offense to even the slightest attempt at humor at your expense. Which is dangerously close to those silly muslims.

Step 10- Hang around and wait for a hurricane to destroy a city, even after several warnings were given and modes of transportation were provided. Then suck the economy dry and cry about the aftermath and expect the rest of the country to believe that your looting of TV's and Tennis Shoes were a means of survival.

Step 11- Be an embarrassment to an entire country, i.e. Jesse Jackson, Kanye West, Al Sharpton, Starr Jones, O.J. Simpson, and Tiger Woods. Well, maybe not Tiger Woods but you get the idea.

Step 12- Take a well crafted weapon like the word Nigger and turn it into a term of endearment. Yet take grievous offense to anyone else trying to use the word in any context.

Step 13- Be pathetic.

Word.

I seriously doubt this was just about Kid Rock. I can't imagine Tommy Lee would let himself get beat to within an inch of his life for Kid Rock. They probably said something about Pam.

Why do people use "ironic" in the wrong context? Why, tell me WHY!!!??? If I had to choose between TL and KR, I'd just finger myself.

How to "act" like an ignorant racist redneck and make yourself look really, really ridiculously intelligent:

1. Group an entire race of people into a bunch of vague stereotypes that have little to no factual backing and post on internet.

2. Repeat over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

I actually enjoyed this little piece of male drama. So Tommy Lee fronted Kid Rock. I hate Kid Rock, I wonder why Eminem's posse haven't beaten the crap outta him by now actually. Tommy Lee ain't so bad, he was in a crappy 80s band, give him a break.