February 13, 2006
Scott Stapp marries Miss New York
Scott Stapp, the former lead singer for Creed, got married in Miami last Friday to former Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiw. If I was Nesheiwat I'd seriously consider investing in a bat or some sort of wooden club with nails sticking out of it, since Scott Stapp seems like the kind of guy who would get drunk, beat his wife, and then yell at the lamp for making him beat his wife. And then maybe try to drink the lamp.
UPDATE: To prove my point, the stupid bastard got arrested for public intoxication in Los Angeles while on his way to his honeymoon just hours after his wedding.
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Comments
1. Posted by Spindoc on February 13, 2006 02:52 PM
The best part of the story is that he was acting a bit weird in the airport and got arrested...on the way to his honeymoon for Drunk in public. LOL!!!!!! Missed the flight and was taken to jail.
2. Posted by richelle on February 13, 2006 02:55 PM
who? huh? and why does that guy have such a bad hockey-mullet?
3. Posted by chelleann66 on February 13, 2006 02:57 PM
Glad to see the rehab thing last fall has worked out so well for him. I guess I missed that part in rehab about staying sober being optional. Maybe you can opt out of sobriety for important events such as your own wedding and honeymoon. Good call, Scott. Save your drinking binges for the really special occasions in life...
4. Posted by Bad_kitty_cat on February 13, 2006 03:02 PM
Is someone grabbing his balls in that photo or that's how he normally looks like?
These two will have some butt ugly kids...
5. Posted by Caught Dead In That Dress on February 13, 2006 03:05 PM
His eyes follow me around the room..... =/
6. Posted by Realistic on February 13, 2006 03:06 PM
These guys have a great sense of humor! Look at how they are both simultaneously making goofy faces.
7. Posted by HollyJ on February 13, 2006 03:09 PM
His chin and her forehead are the exact same size.
Coincidence? I think not.
8. Posted by Magus on February 13, 2006 03:27 PM
now THAT'S a good way to start a marriage : a honeymoon in a cheap-ass jail ...
yeah ...
9. Posted by PapaHotNuts on February 13, 2006 03:29 PM
What the hell is on Joey's head? Oh, nevermind. It's a summons.
10. Posted by ZoomBoy on February 13, 2006 03:41 PM
This guy was great in Underworld!
11. Posted by tis GLAM on February 13, 2006 04:16 PM
whatsup with that face? he looks psyched out
12. Posted by Hollus on February 13, 2006 04:22 PM
Congratulations, Jaclyn! Will you keep your name or do you plan on going by Mrs. Giant Douche?
13. Posted by Sheva on February 13, 2006 04:25 PM
Damn I'm jealous. Not of his clear actions as a angry drunk but of her.
She's beautiful and comes from a wonderful family.
Don't know how the angry drunk got her to the altar.
14. Posted by theyareidiots on February 13, 2006 05:09 PM
Further proof that any sorry excuse for a human being can bag a hot chick if he's rich and can pretend to be a musician.
15. Posted by LickyLicky on February 13, 2006 06:01 PM
Everytime I see his name, I think of staph, as in the infection.
I used to have the link about him trying to bag some anon chick in a Denny's in Florida (I think it was a Denny's) and getting busted and filmed and ridiculed. Kinda like his wedding night.
16. Posted by ESQ on February 13, 2006 06:41 PM
This girl obviously has no idea what she has gotten herself into.
17. Posted by ESQ on February 13, 2006 06:42 PM
Lets take bets on how long this "happy union" will last. I give it 3 months. Any takers?
18. Posted by Jayne on February 13, 2006 06:46 PM
>>Further proof that any sorry excuse for a human being can bag a hot chick if he's rich and can pretend to be a musician.<<
...you find her "hot"...
I'm afraid to ask what you consider ugly.
19. Posted by The Lazy Asian on February 13, 2006 07:10 PM
I wonder if they played his song at the wedding.
Wait - you mean he has an entire album? Funny - all the songs sounded exactly the same. Weird.
20. Posted by KissMyIS350 on February 13, 2006 08:48 PM
She married him cause she thought he had money. After all, Creed sold like 400 trillion or something like that...oh, wait, that was before the Behind The Music episode. Sorry honey, the money's gone, just like his talent. Does anyone remember Scott when he used to be all Christian and shit? What happened to that?
21. Posted by KissMyIS350 on February 13, 2006 08:55 PM
Oh yeah, and BTW, Lazy Asian, I heart Asian men big time. :)
22. Posted by Kelly on February 13, 2006 09:37 PM
Who cares he sucks major dick. "rockers" like him nickleback are responsible for nailing the rock coffin shut. And yes, she looky like a man.
Funny accourding to perehilton this talentless dick was arrested satuday for being a drunk asshole. She won herself a prince.
23. Posted by Kelly on February 13, 2006 09:37 PM
Who cares he sucks major dick. "rockers" like him nickleback are responsible for nailing the rock coffin shut. And yes, she looky like a man.
Funny accourding to perehilton this talentless dick was arrested satuday for being a drunk asshole. She won herself a prince.
24. Posted by a concerned fan on February 13, 2006 09:43 PM
I think it's funny that Scott Stapp still makes the news. I guess that's hope for all the has-beens out there. What are Crash Test Dummies up to? Or 4 Non Blondes for that matter?
25. Posted by Dewey on February 13, 2006 10:01 PM
Wow! If only I knew that keeping stuff like the story of a Faux Christian Rock Star gettin' punked would come in handy some day...
Here it is, for those that want to see the sad, sad tale unfold:
http://tomluv.livejournal.com/13923.html
26. Posted by sophisticrite on February 13, 2006 10:16 PM
Take away the "rocker" hair and he looks like an alcoholic Amway salesman.
27. Posted by Hartigan'sGirl on February 13, 2006 11:57 PM
Yeah... He looks like shit, not that she looks much better. When did beauty queens stop being pretty?
Second, I have six weeks in the "How long will it last?" pool.
And third, WTF!?! Why would she marry his has-been ass? Why would he be shit faced and trying to fly? And why didn't anyway tell him to wait until you get on the plane and then get drunk so you can feel like he looks when you hit the ground?
28. Posted by bakismaki on February 14, 2006 12:14 AM
Oh God, I can already see the Scott Stapp "Behind the Music."
29. Posted by The Lazy Asian on February 14, 2006 03:11 AM
Thanks "KissMyIS350". Call me immediately.
30. Posted by AmberDextrose on February 14, 2006 04:06 AM
Hm, let's see, he's late for his honeymoon and he'll be leaving early to start his next 'tour', I give them [checks watch] five minutes!
31. Posted by eyespy27 on February 14, 2006 04:10 AM
somebody let me know when he dies. only then can i rest. hopefully he got some man action while in the can.
what a jersey mullet douche bag.
32. Posted by fame is funny on February 14, 2006 07:17 AM
oh man, for your benefit, PLEASE look up how he got beat up by 311 recently when he was drunk in a hotel lobby...it was like...solid gold.
33. Posted by fame is funny on February 14, 2006 07:52 AM
also if you were wondering where the mecca of the shittiest music ever created is...
http://www.scottstapp.com/
heaven help us all.
34. Posted by jonathanwithaj on February 14, 2006 08:04 AM
I can see it now: Scott is in jail sobering up and the tears start streaming down as the guitar slowly comes in with a long intro. Then after a dramatic, wait no EPIC entrance of all the instruments and some double fisted chest poundings followed by a few heart wrinching hands-in-front-of-the-body-motion-thingies his voice comes in belting...
"Should have been dead on a Sunday morning banging my head. No time for mourning, ain't got no time. (now everyone) I cry out to God seeking only his decision. Gabriel stands and confirms I've created my own prison."
Truly ironic Mr. Stapp. What's next? Do we find some unreleased tracks by Creed about being a washed up loser?
Oh, and God called... he said you look gay.
35. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on February 14, 2006 08:55 AM
Jesus called too. He said that your mullet privlages have been revoked.
36. Posted by supertwink on February 14, 2006 10:18 AM
post #31, leave Jersey out of it... He is a tool, but for the record, he's not rockin' a mullet. It's just long hair tucked behind his ears.
37. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 14, 2006 11:07 AM
GOD, hasn't he found that AA meeting YET?
You know, that really makes me mad, because I like Creed. Now I have to call him a douchebag, I just have to. Didn't he like almost die a coupla years ago in a car accident. Fidiot!
38. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 14, 2006 11:11 AM
After reading the posts, I'm kinda embarrassed that I like Creed. They DO have a coupla good songs.
39. Posted by fame is funny on February 14, 2006 11:35 AM
SOMEONE SAID THEY LIKE CREED AHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHA
wow. seek help immediately.
40. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on February 14, 2006 11:44 AM
Touché, supertwink, touché. However, I'm going to have to call Jesus and tell him that you've proven him wrong and you know much he HATES that.
41. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 14, 2006 12:30 PM
Aw c'mon fame, don't laugh at me (tears welling up in eyes).
BUT, I just read the article on Yahoo about Stapp and well, I concede, he is a total loser. I wonder what kind of skank this bitch must be to actaully marry this walking death on a stick. I HATE drunks, esp. sloppy mean drunks. Oh, check this out, he has SOLE custody of his son (sadly named Jagger). HE has custody, so that means his ex-wife must be in an asylum or dead.
Anyway, stop making fun of me. (sniff)
42. Posted by ferret1 on February 14, 2006 01:37 PM
Poor girl. Have fun cleaning up his inordinate amount of chesthairs from the upholstery every time he walks through the house. Ain't love grand?
43. Posted by crazydelicious on February 14, 2006 01:43 PM
he is so unattractive
44. Posted by KissMyIS350 on February 14, 2006 02:34 PM
Lazy Asian--I'm ringing you, but there's no answer.
45. Posted by Dan on February 15, 2006 12:11 AM
Wait, didn't that guy used to be Scott Stapp?
46. Posted by TheLusciousDeluxe on February 16, 2006 01:21 PM
"HE has custody, so that means his ex-wife must be in an asylum or dead."
Or she's a Scientologist.
47. Posted by Miss Skyline on March 10, 2006 08:09 PM
I don't think I'd want a husband who always looks like he's going to cry. Wuss.