He should have called himself "Gay Achin'" to avoid any confusion. By the way, who was confused?

I'm a lawyer, but you don't need to go to law school to know that class action lawsuit is a joke. Any judge not on crack will chuck that out of his or her court in about ten seconds. That means over 70% of judges in America would toss that out of his or her court in about ten seconds.

heterosexual choirboy, isnt that an oxymoron?

Wow, you can sue someone for misrepresenting their sexuality? Dude, I am totally gonna sue Michael Jackson for not singing about finger-banging 10-year-old anuses. Had I known he was "that way" I'd have bought WAY more of his albums! I got fleeced!

Any "rabid fan" who didn't know this dude was gay was hiding in their own closet. C'MON!

It's cool that Clay, and the album will "come out" at the same time.

penis panflute with a nutsack drumset.

Who cares thathe is gay..Didn't everyone already get that from his first American Idol audition?? Like Duh.

He flaunts his gayness every time he opens his cock-holster- Oops, I meant mouth.

I will file a class action lawsuit if I find out he is straight.

Uggh. I hate this kid.

I don't hate him b/c he's gay, btw, only b/c he's adamently denying it when it's soooo obvious. That and he's sooo annoying.

BTW, how come American Idol has only worked for Kelly Clarkson? The other ones have fallen into oblivion. Well, except for Carrie Underwood, but she's new. In a year, will she disapear, too? Probably.

Once he opened his mouth the very FIRST time he was EVER on the show, was ANYONE confused about the sexuality of this mildly talented, even less attractive, hack? His album title is MEASURE OF A MAN for god's aake. Paging Dr. Freud...

Here are the lyrics from his 'hit' song:

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I could just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait..I already am)

This is obviously a song about rejection in a gay disco. Clay is about 2 years away from pulling a George Michael and getting caught in a public restroom, playing the meat whistle.

for god's 'sake' that is...ache is most likely correct as well.

This guy has always been so obviously gay, so what's all the hubbub? Besides, not buying is album because he's gay is stupid. Not buying his album because his voice and music sucks to wholy hell is smart. ;)

What you can't see in this picture is that Clay is on all 4's gripping a pillow with his pants down.

Yeah, the picture needs to be rotated to the left to make any sense.

I didn't know there was anyone who actually thought he WASN"T gay. I mean, come on. It's pretty obvious. I guess to those loyal 13 and 14 year old fans, it wasn't quite as obvious. I love how everyone is so sue-happy these days. Can you actually sue someone for not telling the world that they are gay?

Wait a minute! He's gay? I am still shocked about George Michael and Elton John and Boy George and Rob Halford and and should I go on? Get over it Clay. You're gay! So are a million other people.

Thanks PKClover. That one made me piss myself. As for Clay, big deal, he's gay. The story I'm waiting for is when it is revealed that his father is actually a leprechaun.

The type of people who didn't know Clay Aiken is gay are the same people that think Richard Simmons and Liberace just haven't met that right girl yet. All I can say is I'm glad that this happened, because those 13 year old girls need to know that if a guy acts like Clay, he isn't sensitive, he isn't innocent and he doesn't care about you so much he's willing to wait until marraige...he's gay. Girls, watch Clay, learn how he acts, then you can avoid marrying some closet case and having him leave you in 5 years for the pool boy. Oh, and Clay, if this kills your career I hear that Tom Cruise is looking for a "personal assistant" if ya know what I mean.

Um, it took Kelly Clarkson over 2 years after winning AI to finally break out on her own. Fantasia was just nominated for a Grammy. Clay has son a TON of albums. Ruben- I'm not sure what all he's been up to, truthfully. Probably 600 lbs by now.

Anyway this shit is ridiculous with Clay. Why would anyone sue someone because they're GAY? My God man... this is the entertainment industry where the gayness ratio is something like 3 to 1.

That should read that Clay has "sold" a ton of albums.

I remember my sister and mother playing his cd and thinking, oh god please no more misery. It was pure torcher, and I recommend playing it to people that you hate. Who cares if he is gay or straight, his music sucks as it is.

We're always gonna have closeted balladeers: Liberace, Barry Mantilow, Clay Akin. Their shelf life is just much shorter now. I mean who really gives a rat's ass whether Clay is Gay? Good for Clay. Save the day for gays. who pay. who stay out of my way. during the week days.

Ewww....i never liked that kid. Too pale. Looks dead.

OMG, LOOK! It's Callista Flockhart's long-lost twin! or nephew?...or son? --Can that thing even bare children?

wait this guy isn't out of the closet and he has fans?

I guess I'm way behind or way ahead

lol @15 PKC

"...Homo Ballads and the album cover showed him playing a xylophone made entirely of penises." LOL!!

this site takes me to my little happy place

#11 :

" BTW, how come American Idol has only worked for Kelly Clarkson? The other ones have fallen into oblivion..."

Well, have you ever head of the word "overexposed"? that's exactly why.

It worked for Kelly Clarkson because she's smart enough to no longer sing her finale song "A moment like this, some people wait a life time ...".

Hahahaha!!Xylophone made out of penises,or is it penii?lol

Penises or (oddly enough) Penes.

Penii, sadly, is not a word.

is it ok if i have no idea who this guy is ?

I just love that much of his hard core fans are bible thumpers, when it was obvious from the very beginning that he was gay and lying about it. This story was as shocking as Rosie O'Donnell coming out. And by shocking I mean painfully obvious unless your a bible thumping idiot who believes everything they're told as long as it's coming from someone who claims to be "Christian".

LMAO...Brokeback Ballads :)

I heard that Barry Manilow and Elton John might also be gay. But don't quote me.

#20 Spindoc hit the nail on the head...reminds me of that SNL skit "I took a gay man to prom." Actually my ex-girlfriend took a gay man to prom...and I took a lesbian to prom. Figure that one out!

Anyone who thinks Clay Aiken is straight also thinks George Bush is a genius. How pathetically in denial is THAT?

However, suing someone because they represented themselves as a heterosexual and turned out to be gay is the stupidest thing in the world--and makes it obvious that to them, music is about the way the person looks or their sexual orientation, which ultimately makes them poseurs.

#35, Now THAT sounds like one hell of a prom story.
One other thing, I totally forgot to mention.....somebody is going to sue Clay for having a phoney Public Persona?! If that case goes through every single Hollywood star would be sued, can you imagine? Plaintiff: I'm suing because Jennifer Lopez acts very sweet in her movies, I want money because in real life she is a scary bitch, oh, and I'm also Suing Lindsay Lohan because her website mentions NOTHING about her being a skanky coke-whore. LOL!!!!!

In response to #1 that was the best comment: "Who was confused?"

In response to #15 & #16: Who here is good with Photoshop?

As for Clay Aiken, he reminds me of Peter Pan and his gaggle of lost boys. Get a grip Clay your gay and guess what it is OK! "Your here, don't fear your queer!"

I've heard that Tom Cruise and John Travolta have a special "gay island" where they stock it with well hung young boys. And Travolta pilots his 747 there. And occassionally Clay shows up to sing and provide the entertainment. I'm not sure if this has been proven true but it's just something I heard.

The "claymates" are considering suing him? My god, having a bunch of old fat housewives screaming "I love you Clay" probably drove him to Paulus' ass.

Unless Clay Aiken specifically said "I'm Clay Aiken and I'm swearing on the Bible right now that I'm a straight arrow", I'm pretty sure that's not actually a viable lawsuit. It's been said before (and by wittier folk than I) that EVERYBODY knows he hangs around the cock tree in the gay garden. Sheez.

I hope those fans have what Helen Keller had.
Because honestly...you can't expect him to be a :a heterosexual choirboy:

tell me i'm not the only one that thought he was gay from the git-go?
seriously..didn't anyone see the flames shooting outta his butt?

Calm down! He's not gay. He's just anal-y inclined. Like Christina Aguilera.

A) Anybody who bought the album thinking he is straight deserves to get ripped off.
B) Anybody who thinks its a big deal that Clay is gay should stop watching tv.....and listening to radio....and leaving the house.

Clay Aiken is gay, no way. That's like saying Rosie O'Donnell is a lesbian or Nicole Richie has an eating disorder, I mean really where do you get these things.

#36, "Anyone who thinks Clay Aiken is straight also thinks George Bush is a genius. How pathetically in denial is THAT?"

Kyrie - TRUE! lol excellent pt

i'd hit it.

I'd hit it harder. With a spade. Until it stopped whimpering.

John Paulus is a porn star trying to promote his website and porn career. The story is bunk, although Clay is probably still gay.

#39 "Gay Island"

It all makes sense now...Once I read about Mel Gibson's island and the bowling alley and now I find out that Tom Cruise and John Travolta frequent a secluded "Gay Island" it all came together...And to think I thought the bowling alley was for the season finale of "Lost", hmph, I was WAY wrong.

I'd hit it

But seriously folks, I can't imagine any self-respecting gay dude finding this doughboy even remotely attractive.

Gayken is for the 70 year old, fat, balding gay men that still live with their spinster sisters. I think he's like a smurf, no sex organs except for that big toothy mouth of his.

#50,
Whatever the other guy's motives in going to the tabloids, the reaction from Clay's "People" prove the story is true. If it wasn't a lawsuit would already be filed, and you may think a lot of things about the National Enquirer but they aren't stupid. They know that if they print a story about somebody who is making millions per year (And believe it or not, Clay is) that could damage his earning power, then they damn well better be able to back up that story if they are sued by them. The fact that no lawsuit has been filed, that Clay's people are silent, and that the Enquirer vetted the story through the legal dept and got the ok says to me that That washcloth is holding a whole bunch of Aiken-Jelly. Ok, now I have to go and boil my hands since I typed the phrase "Aiken-Jelly"

I'm sure he was a heterosexual choirboy - at least until the priest fucked him and he liked it.

i always thought he was gay, I went to snl and e was in the audience , with a really beautiful young blonde man, I am convinved it was his lover

Who honestly didn't know this guy was gay from the jump?!

Who 57? Me. He's not like any of my gay friends or relatives. Really. And he's way too touchy feely with the ladies. But, whatevah. I'm neither a hata or homophobic...

OMG! I love you guys... I have never laughed so hard... You are the greatest!

You could tell he had penis breath, from his first appearance on AI... U guys rock!

Oh my goodness! You know, I used to be a Clay fan but I am starting to come to my senses now! He is SO gay! I have been to many of his concerts and ya'll should see him there. Plus, shouldn't the fact that all of his friends are girls be a key there? I heard a rumor going around that he was in engaged. My only question is engaged in what?