Congrats to her dentist cuz those things took more work than the Taj Mahal.

These girls have to stop! She was such a pretty girl and about every guy wanted her and now she looks like Bababooey! If your pretty, okay, you're pretty, STOP, don't think you have to keep making yourself prettier and prettier! Cause then, you'll end up like this!

Talk about horse teeth! My god! She could make a beaver jealous!

way to make me hurl in the morning. thanks, Superficial. now i can look just like my adored idols.

Yo, what up doc?

It's Kylie Minogues even younger sister. Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk!

i don't get it. if they're veneers, and she paid for them, then WHY THE FIZUC would you ask for them to look like this. if you look closely, camera right, you can see where her real tooth ends and that's the perfect size.

so goofy

Ever since julia Roberts became big everybody seems to be going to the same dentist and saying "Hey, give me the Mr. Ed Look"

Hey she's only 18 or something. Everyone chews.
Soon they'll make her Self Conscious and pose with her mouth closed - like Adriana Lima and Leticia Casta.
Still works, I guess

A horse is a horse, of course, of course...

Losers. I can't believe everyone is making fun of her teeth. LOL. Their a hell of a lot better then mine. LOL. The Duff girls are beautiful.

I read in Jane Magazine a while ago, that she fell on stage and busted her mouth. And yes, indeed paid to have those babies put in. I guess its better than no teeth at all.

A2Bcom

funny joke man...but I think you forgot the last LOL

A friend who works in a dentist's office said women ask to have the larger sized teeth that make them look horsey. Why? Because their mouth won't wrinkle as much. It seems like a pretty dumb trade off to me.
And Hilary is only 18. She has plenty of time to worry about wrinkles. When she gets truly old, we will have even more methods of combatting aging - like eating babies.

I am pretty positive that is not Hilary Duff, it's her sister Hayley!

hey Mr. Ed i see you have comout of retirement, where have you been all these years?

OMG bad veneers are so nasty. Subtlety people, subtlety works wonders in dental cosmetics. Her real teeth have been filed down to useless nubs underneath that crappy veneer job. I am sorry but veneers and acrylic nails just deteriorate what's underneath irreparably. I'd get braces for sure, or even dental re-alignment (like Cher & David Bowie have had done) but NOT veneers. They look like cheap SHIT.

Hahahahah The Superficial made me laugh so hard after reading that. "The Scraper". LOL.

LMFAO @ "every one chews" poster # 9.

What a great morning. Thanks for the laughs.

I just burst out laughing...

From the looks of it, they yanked Freddie Mercury's chicklet teeth out of his corpse back in '91 and shoved them into Hilary's horse mouth. She doesn't seem to realize that looking like the love child of Freddie Mercury and Mr. Ed isn't a good thing....

Then again, maybe she is the love child of Freddie Mercury and Mr. Ed...???

I remember from Lizzie McGuire that she was such a cute, regular chick.

I'm superficial so I notice front teeth immediately, esp. since I chipped mine when I was 10 and had to fix them. I don't remember those big-assed incisors. Is it my computer or does it look like they've been elongated?

She looks like she should have a sign under her face that says "What, me Worry?"

Her giant teeth are taking over her head, and her giant head is taking over her body.

She looks like she should have a sign under her face that says "What, me Worry?"

Her giant teeth are taking over her head, and her giant head is taking over her body.

Brusha brusha brusha
Use the new Ipana
Brusha brusha brusha
It's dandy for your teeth!

maybe she did it so she doesnt have to give benji head anymore.

Is it true underneath the veneers her teeth are like Golom's??Is that how veneer's are put on by filing original's to nub's!!Hot diggidy!!

Wow....Hilary Dell'abate

Wow she looks like she just aged herself 15 years.

That doesn't even look like Hilary...someone said sister?

She should come posted with a warning: "Any man who wants a BJ from me will lose a layer of epidermis from their cock."

hah!
last week, i was watching E!s the "fabulous life of...hollywood IT girls". it said that duff spent over $1000 per TOOTH last year - in order to fix her old smile.
looks like that money was well spent!

Yikes! You could rake leaves with those things!

This news report just in:

Thousands of ears of corn have suddenly jumped off their stalks and headed underground. Witnesses say that a new, ferocious animal nick-named "Mega-Tooth" is cause of the corn hysteria.

Go look at the pic real quick and it makes this post almost funny.

Bucky Beaver. That can be two jokes right there.

The teeth are too big. But you know what? She's not out and about like a skank showing off her nipples and labia like Paris, or getting drunk and getting botched boob jobs in some backroom Mexican tatto joint like Tara Reid, or bulemic and smoking your asthmatic lungs into an early grave like Lindsay Lohan.

As a trade-off, big teeth are not that bad. But it is a choice she made and you gotta wonder why she thought that was a good look for her.

I've always wanted to be able to check my hair in a girl's teeth while talking to her.

Thanks Hilary for making my dream come true!

She did an interview saying she had to get her teeth fixed. Ok - but I know she had a good dentist. Did he recommend getting the veneers so big? But I agree with DURound's comment. She's still a good girl. But now she's a good girl with some big a*s teeth!

Ok I'm gonna go against the grain on this one...I think she looks really pretty. I've seen her smile with the veneers in and her teeth don't really look this big. Maybe it's cuz the camera's shoved up right in her face in this picture that's making her look like Mr Ed?

LOL Tracy, that girl from Grease didn't look half as bad as this.

Still, with all things said Hilary is still the prettiest horse I've evern seen..

It looks like someone caught her off guard and they got a cheesy smile. This isn't a very flattering picture for either Hilary or Hayley, whichever one it is.

DURround, give her time, she's young yet. BUT, y'all are right, she IS making one of those "Elaine" faces. I'm making that face right now, you know, teeth together, lips curled up and spread apart......saaaay, why am I all of a sudden aroused by those words?

Damn, it's been a long time......(dreamy expression of desire)

It's Hilary.

It is SO Hilary. My nine year old daughter has her face plastered over her room, and I have watched this face morph from Lizzie Maguire into what we see before us now.

Wow... Shelly Duvall looks GREAT
http://www.geocities.com/shelleyduvall/gallery04/shelley311.jpg

Her teeth also seem to emit a strange magnetic force which is attracting her left earrings and repelling the right.

Primal grimace. Female baboon pulls it's lips back from it's fangs, in preparation for turning around and exposing it's BIG BLUE BUTT!

Definitely Hilary
Come on, she just got unlucky. I mean I know she's a celeb and stuff, but it's not like she practices how to smile (or is it...?). Point is, still very cute.

She looks like Wanda, played by Jamie Foxx on In Living Color.

http://valdefierro.com/ilc44g.jpg

oh, it's definitely hilary, and those teeth of hers are new.

she got veneers because supposedly her natural teeth were "bad" and she kept chipping them on the "microphone." her words.

This is definitely Hilary. I first noticed in that music video of hers "Wake Up" that her choppers seemed really pronouced all of a sudden. Then I saw her in an interview done in natural light, and there was no denying that she had these new massive fake teeth. I actually felt embarrassed for her. Maybe she'll grow into them or something lol

Well, whichever Duff this is, she sure looks a helluva lot like Kylie Minogue.

#44, HollyJ, thanks for the belly laugh, you are a fucking genius.

#48, OH MY GOD, hahahahahahahha, I love Wanda. (Oh Kayyyyyyy?)

O lawdy, this is fun!

It makes you wonder if this girl has a mother and father. Not only is she wasting away losing weight, but she decided to spend $20K+ on having surfboards glued to her teeth.

She could probably drop half her body weight having them removed.

That is DEF Hillary....Hayley Duff has a HUGE mishapen nose

Yep, that's Hilary all right. Hayley may look like her but Hil is the "ahem" prettier one. (Though they are both pretty cute)

meeehehehee ::gallops away::

she had to have them replaced when she chiiped them on a microphone...but i would think that she could have chosen some that fit her face and mouth

She should probably learn not to eat the microphone, rather than having gotten veneers. If she really is chipping her teeth singing, then she's gonna end up chipping the veneers too.

LMFAO #56!

Let's be totally honest, she has been shrinking in size like every young actress. She had to get new choppers because the acid from her vomit destroyed her teeth.

I like the new Superficial format:

[celebrity] [verb] [something else]

and then a huge nasty picture that totally contradicts the title. It feels a little canned, but that doesn't mean it's any less funny everytime.
H. Duff would be pretty if she would just shut her damned mouth; I like the Kylie Minogue look on her.

That is definitely hillary. I've always hated her. She should just go back to acting on pointless disney shows. That way the majority of America can stop looking at Mr. Ed in technicolor...except if you are Americans with kids that happen to like the Disnry Channel...then you are just screwed.

#56, yer killin me. The girl in the other cubicle must think I'm a nut.

Yeah... that picture is photoshopped.

But she does have some damn big teeth, besides that.

haylie have a much BIGGER nose!
I don,t care about her teeth!
I think she's cute... i prefer hilary compare to young slut like Lindsay...Hilary dress right, she never got implants ( her boobs are small and she didn't get them bigger!!) she never used collagen, she have a long time boyfriend, don't change boyfriend like changing her slips! Don't spend her time partying...well i respect her and i don't respect Lindsay. Hilary is a good role model for young girls!

Does anyone remember the cartoon from the 70's featuring The Toothbrush Family? Well when they saw Hilary they all jumped into the toilet and commited suicide.

Someone get that thing a salt-lick.

Just pay another Grand-a-tooth and file those bad boys down a little, and while your at it, go back to blonde so we know which one you are....

Yeah, Hilary for sure. Haylie has that horrible witch nose, and extremely pointy chin.

I'd hit it.
A little Lizzie McGuire lovin'.
She's 19 right?
Sometimes I have dreams of a Duff-Lohan-Olsen Twins-Jessica Simpson pillow fight. I need to go now.

i thought hilarys eyes were blue??

I did a google images search and they both have brown eyes, damn sisters.

it cant possibly be haylie... know why? elephants arent lining up to do the nasty... however, i hear beavers are clearly impressed by the new hilary. they would definitely hit it.

Hilary's metamorphis-izing into Sea Biscuit. My schvantz would retract like a frightened turtle if its one-eye saw those chompers coming in its direction.

yes her teeth are fucking huge, maybe next time she could fix her huge ass forehead!!

I find it funny that hardly any of you can tell the difference between Haylie and Hilary.

Ones very ugly (Haylie - #67 puts it best) and the other is normal (Hilary - THIS ONE).

I promise you that IS Hilary. Besides, Haylie's teeth aren't as big.

That's Hilary, because she obviously doesn't have Haylie's schnoz.

here's a picture of them together...

BOTH SISTERS!!

http://www.haylie-duff.org/pictures/albums/Magazines/Ads/Image11.jpg

it is artificial, but i think it looks hot!

i think she is totally hot!

Frankly, I think she's lovely and the new, more natural hair
color adds a lot of class to the overall package. She is a
better role model than most of the other Teen Queens!

Her teeth are to big, but they give her a sophisticated lookl she didn't have before. I dunno, I kinda like her. Boring post.. sorry.

You know, before this picture I liked her but that was of course before I knew she had her ears double pierced. DOUBLE PIERCED!!! What are you a Tai hooker now Hilary? Geez, what's next big teeth?

Oh, well nevermind you Asian whore.

You would think she might have wanted to think this through a little bit more before going all Mr. Ed on us.

I mean, how the hell is she going to get her fingers in her mouth to throw up the 2 triscuits she ate this morning with all those damn teeth in the way?

I'm just sayin....

I don't why tiny people get veneers, they really enlarge the mouth and whoever her dentist was should be sued big time....she had a lovely smile before this.....now she looks like a pony.

Christ, she looks like Mr. Ed! Her dentist should be drawn and quartered.

She said somewhere that she had to get veneers b/c of some condition where she was always chipping her tooth, but couldn't she have gotten a regular size???

Anyway,

Caption: "Duuuuuurrrrrr"

Hillary has nice eyes, but in general she's on the verge of the "anorexic" thin look, which actually makes her less attractive. Which then also makes her teeth even more noticeable cuz her chin also protrudes. So it's more like, her face tried to pack a lot of "big" features in, into as little space as possible. Probably putting on just a little weight will help her look better, but right now she looks like a balloon on a string.

Id hit it faster and harder than babe ruth taking down a fastball.Period.

She really needs to not do the toothy smile. I keep thinking she's gonna whinny.

Imagine what her boyfriend must go through. I think she is waiting for an opening at the dentist to file them down. Or at least should.

elephants would be jealous of all that ivory!

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5064646.html

This pic takes the cake. I'm sure there is not a day that goes by that she is not kicking herself for getting totally screwed on that dental job.

With all the $ she must have, I don't see why she hasn't had them redone. Can she honestly be happy with them? Wouldn't surprize me one bit.

Plastic surgery and new front teeth and things of that nature scare me. It's your face for God's sake. Especially with noses - there's only so many times you can try to correct a bad nose job before you end up scarred for life.

Anna Nicole Smith had the same dilemma with her new teeth. They are almost as bad as Hilary's. They should both try to have them reduced or redone. Or something. Hideous.

It's Hilary and those are her teeth. P.S. Check out her bottom ones.

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/56785388.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEF8EBF6DB99A7B655"

#74 - I also find it quite funny that people have such a hard time telling Hilary and Haley apart. Their facial differences are glaringly obvious. And it's actually fairly common for singers to eff their teeth up on the microphone. Her new teeth are out of proportion to the rest of her features, but she's still beautiful; and she seems to be a very loyal person who is ambitious and diligent. That's a lot more than you can say about the majority of girls her age. Hell, that's more than you can say about most people of any age. Give her an effin break.

Bales: if that girl is a singer than I'm the pope. The zombie pope. Singers who "eff up" their teeth on the microphone are not singers so much as desperately confused whores assuming that any long, cylindrical object needs to be crammed into their mouths.

You should've seen what happened to her at her sister's last birthday party. It's the first time in California state history that the paramedics were called for somebody trying to deep-throat a lit candle.

Big teeth or not ... that woman is absolutely beautiful. Look at her eyes, nose, lips, cheekbones and over all facial structure. Her symmetry is perfect and her skin is flawless.

I'd bang the hell out of her.

lol, woman?

Hilary Duff USED to be pretty but has fallen for the Hollywood myth that "skinny" is the way to be. Before she was an all-american girl, now she's undernurished and looks scary. It could also be due to extraneous factors (ahem...Lidsey Lohan's problem). I wish she would gain 20 pounds and be the sweetie that she was.

Anyone dating Hilary Duff is seriously going to need one of these t-shirts: http://www.cafepress.com/macycreative/1164494

They should have hosted the winter olympics on those huge snow caps hilary duff calls teeth.

Willlllllllbur! Get me a carrot, Willllllbur. "A horse is a horse of course of course...'

She looks uglier everyday now. Her teeth are the only thing that look nice on her face. Her face looks deformed. Is she going down the road of britney spears?

This looks like the she-male Jamie Fox used to play on In Living Color - what was her name? Wanda?

Hilary Duff had veneers installed a while back. There was a before & after photo up on awfulplasticsurgery but I can't find it now - it's probably buried in their archives.

Anyway, Haylie Duff hasn't yet succumbed to that particular form of insanity, so it can't be her.

IMHO Hilary needs to stop with the cosmetic surgery before she turns into Joan Rivers.

84 - "Christ, she looks like Mr. Ed! Her dentist should be drawn and quartered."

LOL

I wonder what she could say about all of you? By the way, when your mouth is actually worth millions of dollars- chances are, your teeth are the right size.

Peace

Whoa. Seriously. Anyone who thinks Hilary's pretty now is seriously warped in the mind and hasn't seen how Hilary looked in the past. That makes people think that anorexic-skinny is the way to be pretty. I am 100% sure that it's Hilary's photo we're looking at. Don't get me wrong, Haylie's pretty but she DOES have a slightly crooked nose. And to #69 & 70, Hilary has Hazel eyes. And this is her original teeth: http://fia181-83.dsl.hccnet.nl/images/Babes/Hilary_Duff/Hilary_Duff_016.jpg ;
Being a big fan of Hilary, I've to say that I definately preferred her past look compared to the present, before she turned anorexic, that is: http://www.poster.net/duff-hilary/duff-hilary-photo-hilary-duff-6226124.jpg

hilary duff is a fake...and so are her teeth!

Have you ever heard of the word Jealousy?