Ridden hard and put away wet - Paris Hilton will have a mouth like that too in a few years if she doesn't lay of the bj's

She went from being one of the hottest women around to a combination of every evil stepmother/witch Walt Disney ever created. She thinks George Clooney wants to take her out? The fucking tide wouldn't take her out.

This picture literally made my ass pucker.

Not fair. Makeup artists purposely put on way too much makeup at events like this so people look good on the red carpet surrounded by a million flash bulbs. This look wasn't intended to be shown upclose and personal. I'd still hit it though.

Yo Eastbound,

your explanation of the makeup doesn't explain the wrinkles, the bags, and the old on her face.

Holy shnikes! I always thought she was gross-looking, but egads!

I'm almost embarrassed by how happy I am to see how skanky and old she looks. Ok, I'm not embarrassed at all... Makeup, schmakeup... she needs some good spackling compound!

That "hot" rumor was for her dress, which tha AP wire service's fashion writer deemed "sexiest" at the Grammys. The full-body shot of her there (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060209/ap_en_mu/grammys_fashion)
is too small to tell -- I'd love to see some close-ups. Wrinkly or not, she's a babe, IMO.
I agree, tho, she needs a new makeup person, or lessons in how not to do her eyes.

Way too much eye shadow and much too dark of a color for her, everyone knows when you get old and wrinkly you need softer shades to make you look younger.

Note to Terri STOP using Tammy Faye Baker's make-up artist.

BTW post # 1 well said!

She should be part of the "Scared Straight Program" for aspiring actresses.

She looks great for a 82-year-old cowgirl raised in the salt flats, riding in the sun for what....10 hours a day? I've been telling you people about Hatchet-face but you won't listen. Jeez, she's only 42, man! My mom is 62 and has less wrinkles.

#2 - "The tide won't take her out." LMMFAO. Oh, Papa, that's why I love you.

She's a very pretty woman, and I doubt any of you guys will look HALF that good or in shape when you reach her age. :)

I think she's beautiful.

OK, nothing about her look last night was great. Not her slutty dress, not her overmade face. She would have been better off just hanging a sign around her neck that said SOMEONE PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME.

can't...fall...asleep...

terri hatcher...will...eat...me...

HAHA some of you guys are so sad. Hey, here a concept you might have missed: women get old too. Surprise! I think she looks pretty damn good at her age.

Oh, and Eastbound - I work in TV so I know that make-up application in that arena is heavier than most, but when you're trying to cover up the fact that you're too proud to Botox and yet still look like an undernourished aging actress, the naughty-Rose McGowan's-grandma look is not the way. If she was trying to show Clooney what he missed out on, she flunked hardcore!

Is anyone else tired of Hollywood "whoevers" telling us all who is "beautiful"?

Right on, the first thing I thought of was "JOKER". Holy Botox, Batman!

I never thought much of her anyway.

Well, at least her forehead looks good. Too bad there's not a 'Botox mask' that would inject her entire face at once. The incongruity of that situation. Like an 80-year old scrotum below a 20 year-old penis.

Yipes. I'm in my 30s, and now I don't feel so bad about my daily regimen of SPF15. If it'll keep me from looking hag-ish like this, I'll drink that shit.

Laydee, get yo' hands off my man... Papa and I have a date in Vegas. YEAH, BABY

The thing is, if she wasn't trying to dress like she was 19, she might not look so bad - Rachel McAdams could pull off that look, but Teri Hatcher just comes off looking like a cross between that Madam puppet from the 80s and a Teri Hatcher impersonator... a male Teri Hatcher impersonator

She looks very hurting. And those granny panties, yikes. I don't think we are condeming her becaue she's old but because she is old and tries to dress young. Young girls don't want to wear things that their grandma do, no matter how good they think they look. Her face reminds me of "Little Nicky", good old shovel face.

OK so she's got wrinkles - we'll all have em someday. Would you rather she get her face stretched so that it almost breaks when she smiles?

I love this site because of its hilarious rudeness - but notice how much more time is spent harshing on the women's appearances than the men's? Are any of your editors women ? If not, maybe get one so you can spread the meanness a little more evenly!

That;s what I thought as I watched the show...that she looked like a vampire! lol Is her plastic surgery and botox actually making her look older?? I mean she's only like 36 and she looks like she's 46. I highly doubt George Clooney is into that!

She looks like Medusa with that hair!

DrDanny... you want a better pic of teri's dress.
http://music.msn.com/grammys/redcarpet?photoidx=4

be warned, she is just as scary from afar!
Plus, what's with the granny panties under her dress. if she really wanted to be sexy, she should have gone with a thong, or bikini's.

What is the matter with the people typing comments? We all age! And she is doing it gracefully, without surgery to make her look like she is 15! I say, You Go Girl! and the rest of you should grow up!

Thanks, Kim. I was wondering what all the fuss was about. Horrific dress. Absolutely horrendous. Like Boho (or HOBO) meets vampire stripper meets Paris meets penis. Well, okay, I just threw in Paris meeting penis because we know that's what happened anyway at some point that night.

Just like every night.

Hi Grandma!

Amen Jbtrustee!!!

God imagine what would happen if we spent a little less time fixating on our appearances and more on things that actually matter - like the fact that we are slowly killing our planet - and rapidly killing one another - just today, 5,000 children - only children - will die on our planet from hunger alone...wait why am I on this website again?...hmm I like to make fun of people yet I care about people - crap I am sooo confused!!
signed,
a Superficial Humanitarian

Shes getting old....time will do that to a face

Hey Aeolis: How does makeup explain the coked out glaze her eyes have? How old is this chick anyway? Somebody tell me 55. Wrinkly and slutty just don't go together.

She reminds me of Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in that movie Death Becomes Her. Where they sell their souls for eternal youth, and their bodies get bumped and bruised along the way, and they try to fix themselves.

She used to have sexy curves like Salma Hayek. Now she has curves like Nicole Richie. That's not hot. It's sad when you see once beautiful actresses clinging to the good ol days, instead of embracing the truth of age and accepting it.

25. Are you kidding? Without surgery?

Please know I'm trying to help here. Go to www.awfulplasticsurgery.com. You will be amazed, and will learn a lot. Look at her eyes compared to her forehead, chin and cheeks. That is a lot of sun damage to her skin that she is trying to hide with some type of procedure. I'm all for aging gracefully, I would just like to see some of these Hollywood types TRY it.

18 - I think I cracked my computer screen laughing so hard at your scrotum/penis comparison.

K... did someone actually say she DIDN'T have plastic surgery? Wow. That's like saying Molly Ringwald looks human. Have you not noticed one of her eyes has been pulled so tight it's now half the size of her other one? I don't think 'aging' makes your eyes do things like that. Teri Hatcher was attractive in Superman. Now, she looks like the cougar hitting on all the 18 year old boys in the bar.

Somebody hold me, I'm scared, lol.
Poor Teri, she looks horrific in this photo. She used to be so beautiful.

She now has evolved into the classic case of the buttaface.

Thank you thesuperficial!! I was reading all the comments on how sexy she looked and the "sexiest" dress of the nite, and all was thinking was dude, she looks scary.

YIKES! She is butt-raunch on telly, but REALLY terrifying here. Even though she's on a hit show, she still can't erase that pervasive 'has been' vibe.

Sorry Licky, I forgot myself. Can I come at..I mean TO the wedding? I saw his proposal, it was so romantic (sniffs, wipes corner of eye).

Oh and I too am a big fan of SPF 15 and 30. Hatchet-face is only 4 years older than me. Did I say 4, I meant 8.....(looking sheepish)

Do people not fucking realize that this site is for the sole purpose of making fun of people, whether they deserve it or not. This is not a soapbox for idiots trying to make a statement about society!! There are literally thousands of websites designed with the intention for people to express their views on world hunger, humanity, and peace. THIS AIN'T ONE OF 'EM! I don't want a lecture on how "superficial" I am from anyone. I enjoy calling people sluts, skanks, and filthy whores. If you don't, go to foxnews.com and send Bill O'Reilly your point of view. Otherwise, just fuck off and don't bother me with heart-felt opinions. Dumbasses.

why is her face so asymmetrical?

i know it's common to have one eye a LITTLE bit lower than the other, but my god. her cheek's winking at me.

it looks like the photographer caught her mid-twitch

Wow...for the SECOND time today (first was "Pink")...I am looking at Tim Curry during the Rocky Horror Picture Show...What is with the theme here today??

Is it me or does it look like Tim Burton stepped in and took over for hair and makeup & fake Old Skin?

She has ZERO facial fat between her skin and bones. ACK! Someone feed her some pig lard!... QUICK!!...

I think I am older than her and I KNOW I look way better - she can afford a great doctor - SISTER get some work done and bleach your cum stained teeth already!!

When you're 40, dress like you're 40. Otherwise, you look pathetic. This see-through cowgirl number would have looked a lot more appropriate on Scarlett Johannsen or Mischa Barton (for example).

I have always thought she was scary looking, even back when she did that Lois and Clark show.
I saw her once trying to do a sexy strip tease dance in an SNL skit and I almost barfed. She looked like Jack the Pumpkin King from Nightmare before Christmas, big ol' head on spindley spider-legged body, stick arms flailing, bony pelvis jutting.

See Richelle...I told you...Tim Burton got ahold of her!!!

...This is a bad pic. Too much make-up, etc. I guess they do that for "events."
I've seen pics of her without so much make-up, and she's pretty. She could stand to gain a few pounds--but geez, I hope I look this good when I get older.

PAPA! PAPA! PAPA! Vote PapaHotNuts on the liberal, free-speaking, non-douchebag, skank-spankin' ballot! Woo-hoo. I wanna be like PAPA.

Licky-Licky, you're a Lucky-Lucky lady.

It's an unflattering picture, granted, but the girl is over 40 years old for crying out loud! lol Wrinkles happen. The funny thing is, if she'd had nary a wrinkle, she'd be getting blasted for all of the plastic surgery she'd be getting. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. :)

Totally agree with the posters who say she dresses and acts way inappropriately for her age. Also - she's got freaking money - do something with it! Honestly - her face is scary and anyone who thinks she looks great for her age must look like shit in a sack or something. I'm all for aging gracefully but there's nothing graceful about this scary, kabuki-mask. I'm sick of these women starving themselves into oblivion so they can 'compete' with the 19 year old starlets. So sad.

This photo is not the best, but she looks better than Madonna. That ugly feathered, Farrah Fawcett do gave me the heebie jeebies. Madonna is turning into a cartoon character. Women who are over 40 can be sexy, IF THEY KEEP AN EXTRA 10 POUNDS ON THEIR FRAMES!

You know what, Diane Lane is about one year younger than Hatch and she doesn't look nearly as haggard. Lay off the make up and botox and the sun-lamp. SUN SCREEN BABY!!!!

Good point #53. Sharon Stone is like 10 years older and looks WAY hotter.

Well it's the classic "She looks good from far but far from good".

Thank you #32 & #33! I can't believe so many people don't realize that Teri Hatcher has ALREADY been under the knife! She's only 41 and looks so much older with her rubber face. It's the classic look and
result of too much surgery, too young.
Here's some screen captures of her topless from 10 years ago.
(*Note: She had not yet even been pregnant.)
http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/1781
Yes, they're real, but they're far from spectacular!

Egads...My eyes! She looks so shemale... -_-

Listen up, young 'uns! 40 is *not that old*!!! You don't have to look so shitty when you're over forty by any means. I bet if she laid off the heavy make-up and ditched the messy hairdo, she'd look a lot more attractive. And that dress is freakin' HIDEOUS!

Her stylist needs to bag his/her bags and leave town!

bag=pack. My bad!

http://apnews.excite.com/image/20060208/GRAMMYS.sff_LAS202_20060208203940.html?date=20060209&docid=D8FLL3K81

Here is a good pic of the dress. Why did she wear shorts??

Teri should slip into something more comfortable.......like a coma.

Being a celebrity is kind of like being in recovery. You CAN pick up the drink or drug, but, here's the key, you don't HAVE to.

Just cuz they're surrounded by the fakeness, they don't have to be on the Botox, face-lift, mini-lift, sun-lamp, boob-job, ass implant, tummytuck bandwagon. Drink lots of liquids (not booze), run around the mansion a few times, lift up a gallon of water (don't squeeze a spout), eat SOMETHING and then you can age gracefully. Oh and BTW, 40 is NOT old. For that matter, 60 is not old.

Haggard, now that's another story.

You guys, it's not that she looks "OLD"--au contraise; it's that she's all botoxed and tight to the point of her smile making tiny cracks in her hard skin.

Also, she's totally emaciated from all that weight-loss.

That's an old washed up TRANNY.

That image reminded me of a Scarecrow.

Jeepers Creepers kind of.
http://www.lequotidienducinema.com/galeries/jeeperscreepers2_galerie/6.jpg

FFinally!! Thank God I'm not crazy!! I've been saying for years that this "supposed" hottie looks like Cinderella at 12:01

HEY! I KNEW I HAD SEEN THIS PICTURE SOMEWHERE BEFORE!

http://www.ycdtotv.com/castupdates/buzzi.html

Just look into her eyes , LOL she is Stoned!

Beware of disgruntled makeup artists...

It's such a shame. She was so pretty on Lois & Clark....and now....she's falling apart from head to toe (LITERALLY).

its the ugly that makes her ugly

Sorry but I don't buy this "she's getting old, leave her alone" bullshit. There are *plenty* of women in Hollwood older than Teri who look ten times better than her little haggard ass does so that arguement is worthless. I thought she was gorgeous on SP, back when she had curves and more skin on her face instead of the thin layer barely being held up by her forehead now.
As far as I am concerned, both Marcia Cross and Felicity Huffman both look much better than her, botox or not. Perhaps she should take a leaf out of their books and realise that you don't have to dress like a 20 year old hooker to look sexy.

Oh and the picture of her topless?. Jesus, even before her preganancy those boobs were hanging lower than a ball in a sock.

Shalom and Amen to PapaHotNuts comment #39

I thnk she, "looks good for her age" too...she is 75 isn't she? I haven't see that many lines since the last time I was at Kate Moss' house.

Hey eastboundanddown, why dont you change your name to southboundanddown and eat me. This is www.thesuperficial.com, if you want to defend her by saying that make up is purposefully over done, I mean whatever gets you through the day. That face looks like it has sucked many a golf ball through a garden hose (wink wink nudge nudge) it is what it is man. She is the poster girl for "couch casting" Get it?

If you don't have anything NOT NICE to write than, don't
write anything at all........I'm going to risk it.
Other than the fact that she really does look stoned, there
are 20 and 30 year olds that look worse!

If this is the best George Clooney can do maybe he should consider becoming a priest.

eva86 - you must know some extremely scary ass 20 and 30 year olds. Wow.

#76 eva, please re-read what you wrote and then get back to me. Hint: double negatives and douchebags.

c'mon people, she was going to an audition for the next Underworld movie, as the mother of all vampires!

Good Lord, did she think she was going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show and decide to dress up like Frank-n-Furter?

Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, you funny funny!

She could be stoned. I've dabbled in drugs before & know many people who dabble as well... but I have never seen dope make one eye look like it wants to jump out of its socket because it is sick of being poked & prodded for hours on end by a fricking mascara brush. Jesus H Christ, she needs some bangs to hide her freakishness.

And brush/wash your goddamn hair. Or pay someone to do it for you. I have curly hair and wash it just to go to Petco... she's on some sort of red carpet for jesus sake.

Anyhoo, since posting for the first time yesterday I think it's kind of fun to express my deep hatred for the masses... instead of just talking to myself in my office scaring the crap out of my co-workers. I can't tell you enough how much I hate these fart-knockers who comment on how we should be nice to people who would piss on the homeless if they had the chance to... if you don't have anything cruel to say then shut the frig up!

She looks like an old Porn star showing up to the Adult Video awards to pick up her "Life time Achievement Award"

Manunited, are you my twin sister? Cuz as far as I know I'm not a twin, and you're scaring me. I totally related to every word you just posted. I KNEW my parents were lying to me. Shit!!!

Laydee, you are waaaay funnier.
Your #1 Fan,
Cheeky

Man, I love it when I'm ahead of the curve. I said last week that reality was going to hit Carmen, Pam, and Jenny like Teri Hatcher has hit the wall, and here's this pic.

She looks like a mile of dirt road. Afer a summer rain. That someone's been four wheeling on. In a leaky tru -- oh, you get the point.

Dude...quit posting fan letters to each other on this site. It's annoying as hell. Please get e-mail addresses and write each other mash notes offline.

I remember that Lone Wolf. Can you predict my future? Oh, Cheeky, my spanks to you.

tipsymcstagger, I love you.

She really is starting to look like Janice Dickinson, and NOT in a good way!!!!! Scared mama scared!!!!!

Maybe she can get her pal Superman to reverse the earths spin and take a few years off that catchers mitt of a face she's sporting these days.

papahotnuts@yahoo.com for anyone wanting to know.

tipsymcbeligerantdrunk - I'll be out & about in NYC tonight if you'd like me to buy you a round or 5... sounds like you're cranky enough to need a few.

#91 chatty_natty, ewwwwww, Janice Dickinson. That is really, really baaaaad! What the fuck is UP with Jannice Dickinson, whole we're on the subject.

#94 manunited, WORD! I wish I still drank, I'd join you'se and buy the nachos.

And Hugh, well I can't say enuf about Hugh. Classic mitt reference. Hahahahaha!

Did anybody see her being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on E!? She was such an attention whore, she kept going on and on, and said "I don't know if this dress is see threw, but we'll know tomorrow when its in all the magazines" clearly showing that she wore it just for attention.

Yeah, I never understood that Seinfeld episode with Teri Hatcher. Are they really so spectacular?

I was in Math class while the Grammy's was on. I'm so glad I missed it. Can't wait for the Oscars (rubs hands together evilly).

Shes definatly showing her age their!

There, Katie THERE. They're = They are/Their = plural possessive/There = Not here.

no LaydeeBug - I love YOU!

manunited - it's tipsyBELLIGERENTdrunk thank you very much.

yes we all realize that women get old too... does that mean she has to look like she climbed out of a trash can? maybe she spent the night going down on oscar the grouch. maybe she's a freegan. and maybe i should gouge my eyes out.

Just thought everybody would like to know that according to Teri Hatchers Stated age she is only 5 years older than Stacy Dash......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/DanStuckie/StacyDash.jpg

Teri, you've done something wrong.

Back to Teri Snatcher, TRUCKSAC agrees with me. I've never thought she was a SUPERHOT momma, either. Soemthing about the shape of her face and her eyebrows. Don't know but...Hagsville. BTW, Christina Aguilera is looking a little ripened lately. All that makeup and shit will wreak havok on your face.

God bless high-def TV. What did we ever do without it?

Say Spindoc, according to IMDB, Snatcher was born in 1964 and Dash was born in 1966. That only makes her 2 years older. Goddamnit, I thought I was OLDER than Stacey Dash. She's older than me! That bitch looks GREAT man. Where's my bicycle, dammit....!?

I'd hit it... with a pie.

OMG I just watched Soapdish from 1991 with Teri in it and my god she was hot in that one and you sure can tell how bad she looks now.

Oh yeahhhhh, Soapdish.

What a lot of laughter lines!!!

79 exactly double negatives. you re-read it...maybe you'll
get it. If not, it doesn't matter and there is no point because apparently you don't get it

111-OK eva, I re-read it, and I get it. For a second there I thought we had been infiltrated by another defender. Sorry (sheepishly). Mah bad!

Look I said it before and I'll say it again better than I could catch right now. Beggers can't be choosers. So I'm begging

Is Ted Casablancas posting here under the pseudonym of a retarded 16-year-old girl?

is that janice dickinson??!!

Stacy Dash is only TWO years younger than Teri?! I think Teri has either shaved a few years off her age or Stacy Dash is just about the hottest 40 year Old I've ever seen!

She's totally been using the "new and improved joker products"

Hatcher started looking nasty after her surgery makeover for the bond movie she was in years ago. She got away with it because she was such a Dlist star and no one remembers.
She looked like skeletor crossed with the joker in that movie compared to her TV role as Loius Lane.
There are a lot of women that age well in hollywood and she just isnt one of them, she got major plastic surgery way too soon and now it shows.
I dont have a problem with women getting the regular touch-ups, but she went over board for Bond and now that stretch is coming back to haunt her.

She was really good looking in Superman. What the hell happened. Its like you purposely have to destroy your looks to see that much change.She is like a walking advertisement for Krohns Disease.

I can't believe that she looks so great....for Medusa, if she just painted herself green, they could make Clash of the Titans again with her, brad pitt, and and king kong.

I posted this on bastardly, but I feel I must share it here, also.
She looks like Helen Gurley Brown, and that's NOT a good thing!

http://communication.utexas.edu/alumni/directions/dir_sp04/images/BrownHG.jpg

I just CANNOT get AWAY from her fcking lazy left eyeball. Her left eyeball is not even RELATING TO THE REST OF HER FACE

::::sitting in front of computer, staring, dazed, slowly leaning from right to left, as the scary evil lazy eye follows me...back and forth....back and forth...::::::

I keep closing this page, then coming back to it... Like returning to the scene of a mass murder via small kitchen blender.

Does anyone else have this issue? Being inexplicably drawn to shit that permanently scars you?

I never thought she was that good looking to begin with... now as my stomach does a slow churn to the image of her face flashing in my head all I can think of is in the movie The Shining when Jack Nicholson realizes he's kissing a corpse... she reminds of that woman.

Her right eye is doing that twitchy thing it would do in the Radio Shack commercials right before she would go batshit-crazy and try to eat Howie's face before the cameras could stop rolling.

Teri is hideous in this shot. Hands down the worst make-up of the Grammys. She looks like Janice Dickenson on a good day. Too bad she got paired up with cutie Michael Buble...she looked like his mother

I was just thinking to myself the other day, "Why won't George Clooney go out with Teri Hatcher? And why do my pants smell like Tostitos?" Now I know why he gave her the cold shoulder, but this picture didn't answer the pants problem I'm having. Therefore, I hate you still Teri Hatcher.

She has a face for RADIO :)

Now, now.. let's not blame the makeup artist. I think he was trying to take the attention away from her huge mouth and horse teeth by making her eyes look dramatic. He didn't consider, tough, that she only had surgery on the forhead and that her other skin looked like wrinkled chicken skin. I know that's because she's aged, and I give her credit for looking like a normal aged woman...but she looks more like a normal aged stripper here. I understand having a bad makeup day, but she's on the Grammy's here. Millions of people will see her. If I looked like that I wouldn't have shown up. Sometimes you just can't help but ask yourself did she even look in the mirror before she left?

I think in 2 years time her eye's are gonna meet and she will look like Neela's(futarama)sister!!

HollyJ, I am SOOOO there. I keep scrolling down and when I get to Hatchet's face, I jump back. She looks like El Kuko.

Her forehead is so smooth, except for that red mark on the upper left. Maybe that's where the botox needle went in hmmmm...

Hey, since when did Eartha Kitt get invited to the Grammys? Oh, and does she frequent Michael Jackson's dermatologist office?

two words...SHAR PEI...

Oh my GOD will someone please give Teri Hatcher a sandwich?

i think she could actually take over johnny depps role in pirates of the caribbean 3 and no one would notice

Aging starlets. God Bless 'em. Give Terri an A for effort. She's trying to work with what she has. She probably ended the night banging some "producer" who offered her a great "film role" for her like Felicity Huffman's.

Is this photoshopped? I mean really, is she REALLY this hideous looking?

Skelator with a wig and lipstick.

Damn that cocaine!

Is it just me or is that actually the Joker from the Batman TV series? Dammit, another hot broad I used to rub one out to that looks like something ate her then shit her out.

WTF, Hatcher do not to let stylists, et al, choose inappropriate outfits and make-up. Talk about mutton dressed as lamb. Wearing elegant clothing without the bride of Frankenstein make-up would have been a better choice.

older women need to be less dramatic...
they are grandmothers for petes sake!

that black eyeshadow makes Hatcher look like the living dead.

nasty.

I saw some other pictures from the Grammy's and in one, it's obvious that she has a pierced bellybutton. Isn't she a bit old for that?

I don't get it. Why does this leather handbag look like a face?

saw the full picture now.
So.. this wax model.. is really great. It's amazing how now they can make wax models of old leathery witches.

Has anyone noticed that she's just gotten THIS skinny in the last couple years? DID U SEE HOW FRIGHTFULLY SKINNY SHE WAS WHEN PRESENTING AT THE GRAMMYS?? I thought she may have died from starvation on stage. I think she looks WORST because she is sooo goddamn skinny! There's not meat on that face! just muscle and skin and thats why she has so many deep grooves... its SOOO gross! Hey I think dark makeup is sexy, but when ur that anorexic - no makeup looks good! I agree, "give that girl some lard!!"
Hillary Duff is on her way to look the same... check out the beginning of her own grooves....

http://gallery.hilaryonline.net/albums/EventsAwards/2005/bdaypartysept28/071.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/08/15/hilaryduff_gallery__335x550,0.jpg

looks good for her age? She doesnt! Shes super wrinkled and botoxed out. Her eyes have no expression whatsoever and her body is like a raisin. i feel bad for her...

Holy Crap, she looks like the scarecrow from Batman. Wow FHM did some serious photoshopping when she looked really hot on there last year.

Holy crap is her eyes on fire? Cause I swear the color is red!

I think one of the reasons she looks so horrifying is because of the smokey eyes. She looks less scary in Desperate Housewives.

So, people, I guess when they said "we will all lose our looks someday" meant thw wrickles. I wonder why she doesn't use botox like all the rest of the airhead poser celebrities?

#144 Jas, Hilary looks like a scarecrow too. Her hair looks like skata (that means shit). When you are not eating properly, you're hair gets all straw-like and dry. Oh, over-processing will do that too.

Teri should take a role in the upcoming Friday the 13 sequel...as Jason. She won't even need to go in for makeup when they do the obligatory scene where the hockey mask gets knocked off.

It's the newest thing, send your melting wax figure to the photo ops while you down the vodka and meth in the privacy of the janitors closet.

I think Teri looks a bit tough, after all she is 40 and she's an actress. They use there faces and facial expressions make wrinkles. I think the sad thing is that she has that typical 40 something year old woman trying to look, act and sound 20 something. Why can't these aging women just accept their age and stop fighting it with liposuction, overexercising, botox etc? I just think it is ridiculous watching Desperate Housewifes; looking at these perimenopausal, 40 year olds all plasticy and anorexic. But, I guess that's what makes the show so funny in a way. LOL

Is it me or does she kinda look like Linda Blair in the Exorcist? OMG I am going to have those nightmares again! Mommy!