2 = baby number 2 ???

That is definatly a giant nipple. ew.

no way that's a nip. too big

In the first pic they were each asked how many brain cells their spouse had left.
At least Kev wore some of his better jeans.

That isn't a nipple, it's one of those sticky cup bra things that stick onto your boob so you can wear strapless gowns and stuff.
Still trashy that it's showing, though.

She's looking great again.

More pics of her at the party here:

http://www.britneyalbum.com/categories.php?cat_id=1092

These two just get sadder by the minute! He looks like he
hasn't see the sun in like a decade and what's with the ratty
looking jacket cuff? And why does she insist on wearing these 1980's looking school dance dresses? Save the minis
until you have lost the rest of the baby weight-you could look so much nicer with clothes that suit your figure.
She really was a beauty in her day!

The nipple slip is the least of her troubles this week, the woman used her kid as an air bag and was photographed. She has the IQ of a melon, so why not show the melons?

Ha, ha she is oblivious that her dress strap has fallen down. Well that looks nice!

Holy areola!

In response to comment #4 - LMAO

I don't think that's a nip, unless she has ginormous alien nipples. I like how her taste doesn't improve whether she's dressed up or not, she still looks like she's wearing a misshapen sack XD

What was she doing at the Grammys? Isn't that an event for, y'know, actual recording artists?

Then again, I might have trouble with my dress too if I made it out of trash bags and mosquito netting. At least she had the common sense to complete the look with a set of classy cockroach carcass earrings.

I still wish you hadn't posted the pictures, though. Her Eau de White Trash perfume is actually coming through my computer.

Oh commenter #9, i have prayed since junior high school for hot girls to not notice their dresses were falling down. However I don't remember asking Jesus for them to be accompanied by a scrub with a pinky ring and possessing areola's that make tara reid's nipples seem "tasteful"

She's disappearing into pudding.

His 'career' is just about to take off. Vroom!

I hope her nips really aren't that ginormous... I kinda do think they're those sticker things tho.
ITA with #7... I think she's trying to emulate Madonna from the old days, since she's always gone on and on about how Madonna is her hero or whatever. Didn't there used to be a time when people were saying Britney was going to be the next Madonna? LMAO!

That's not a nipple.

That's a half-eaten cookie she stole from the catering truck. Kevin's gone through most of her money so now she has resorted to theft of all things edible. Guess where she hid the banana?

PapaHotNuts LOL!!

Hmm, wait, a post about Britiney and Kevin, let me break out the Brit/K-Fed word jumble. "Trash" "Pig" "Sponge" "Jobless" "No Talent" "Hose-bag" "Dirty" "Dumb-ass" "retar....ok, well you know where I'm going with this.

that so IS a nipple, i swear! When you breast feed they get all big and dark so the baby knows where to find them. so, i don't think seanny p will have any problem there...

I'd rather dry heave than have to see that ever again.

To all you people that keep saying "Gosh darn, she's lookin' good again " Are we looking at the same picture? Just because she looks like she brushed her hair and has been out of bed longer than 15 minutes DOES NOT mean she looks good again! Look how meaty those thighs and arms are! She looks like a Russian weight lifter!! Bad posture as well.

those are her nipples, after your pregnant that happens meaning i dont think she did have enlargement surgery.

i heard they had a big fight after this was taken...

I'll bet she thought if she flashed some nip, it might distact people from thinking that Kev was a douchebag. Didn't work, though.

Can someone take out the trash!

#20 i think the people saying 'gosh she's looking good again' are exercising sarcasm

Is her dress duct taped together...?

Mummy, make the scary peopel go away =/

Ahh, the nip-slip. The crazy new trend that's here to stay, like that one time everybody was stapling their scrotum to their leg, remember that? Good times...

Maybe she thought by making a public appearance she could play down all the contraversy at the moment.

That's a lesson to all of us really. If you're worried you're being recognised as a dumb hick who can't tell her ass from her mouth and like using your babies as human airbags,show your nipples ( or hint of) at an awards ceremony and you'll be laughing all the way to bank.

Britney looks like 150lbs of sausage in a 10lb sack in that dress. #26 maybe Kfed should have his scrotum stapled so there are no more accidents. Please God tell me that is not baby number 2 under the fat. Britney's life is like an episode of Jerry Springer, and K Fed I am gonna enjoy watching his career circle the drain a little while longer. PoPo Zao!

She looks really messed up like she got into K-fed's stash...is the baby in the limo? Or is he now in the custody of Children's Services? We can only hope...

"What was she doing at the Grammys? Isn't that an event for, y'know, actual recording artists?"

Wait Celetina...you mean like ones who have sold 85 million records, had 4 #1 albums, and they themselves actually won a Grammy....

you mean like Britney?

oh, and props to the webmaster for putting the worse pics of the entire set from that evening on this site.... I expect nothing less from you

Who cares about the nipple!?!?! Check out that skanky
clip-on clump of gold hair cascading down her chest.

Hey, is that the one K-fed clips on the back of his neck for
his rat tail? Hmmmm...

PapaHotNuts, you are hysterical! We can only hope that's a cookie she's hiding in there. Looks more like a large piece of salami.

She should have gotten a dress that fit her and extensions that don't look thrown together. She looks like glorified white trash. Wait a minute.....she IS glorified white trash!

Hey DuckBoy,

You DARE defend this low-rent piece of trash? (AND sales stats, AND popular tastes, AND the Grammys???)

No Cred For You!!!!

Britney looks nipple-riffic and tummy-tastic!

Why is she wearing black pantyhose as a turtleneck?

i guess after you conjugate with something as trashy as K-Fed..anything can happen.

brit's not a cow worth milking . too bad federline is too smart to not know.

How about whining on another board about how everyone's picking on Bratney, Duckboy... OR SHOULD I SAY KEVIN FEDhERaLINE (about how great he was and then gave her lots of weed, cheetos, redbull and vodkas, and hotwings to distract her from the truth)... and figure out that nothing you say or do is going to make people stop. You're trying to bring down the party, man, and it's not working. This site is called the SUPERFICIAL for a reason. Maybe you need to masturbate to her old pics a few more times and get your hands too sticky to type. Then we'd all be happy, you included.

What are you, 12 years old?

Nah, Brit's nip are closer to her beltline.

Where's baby, out circling the block in the family whip?

I agree with Licky on this one, it is called superficial for a reason. She looks like shit

YOU CANT POLISH A TURD

That is definitely the areola of a pregnant woman.

That still doesn't excuse the crappy parenting skills and idiodic decision to drive with a baby in her lap.

I vote nipple. The link to more pics includes a pic with someone reaching over and fixxing the dress strap. Papazao, papachow, papacow. This really looks like hill billy prom- She is trying her best to look elegant, he can't stand to wear a suit so he puts jeans under daddy's going to town coat. Of course he wears tennis shoes so he can really dance and he hates grown up shoes anyway.

I think it is a nip shot esp after seeing "it" covered when the strap is up.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/elise77/britneykev2.jpg

what s all that hair coming out of kev's sleeve?

pubes?

Britney has gone from being super hot to that girl you used to know from high school. You remeber, she was the one from that thing.

just gross

Britney needs the nipples to go with those areolas.
http://www.longnipple.net/index1.html

Once again, PAPA you never fail to deliver. (just when I think I'm about to leave work, you sucked me back in)

Licky, WORD gurl! I guess when Britney grabbed the dress off the rack at Marshall's she forgot or refused to get her real size. Bitch, your boobies get bigger when you have a baby. Stuff those sausages in their case, fa chrissake.

Oh and as for DuckBoy, you betta duck!

Gosh, Britney's hair grows really fast, don it?

Areola is SO awesome.

That is definitely a nipple. And they do get bigger after having a baby. Me thinks she fashioned that dress out of a Hefty bag and a Beadazzler. Tres chic, yawl!

Oh yeah, and did she even bother to pull a comb through that fucking rat's nest before she left the house??

Post-prom season dress from Mandee: $34

Clip-on hair extensions from Claire's: $8

Flashing the world some nip while posin' all cool with your retarded husband: Priceless

Oh yeah, and because I keep finding a new freakish monstrosity every time I look at this fucking picture, is that a hospital bracelet around her wrist?

Nice of the orderlies to let lil Brit out of the psych ward for the night.

Shutting up now. lol

PopoZao! PopoZao! lol K-fed is hilarious

Britney, what happened to you? *trying to remember hot Britney*

You can see it is not a nipple because the light is coming form the rigth side and obscuring the coloration of what appears to be either gold piping or the push-up strapless bra mentioned before. Look at the pic. You can clearly see the shading change of a border that runs all along the edge of the dress by her hooter. The only reason it looks like a nipple is the the light is reflecting differently off the fabric as it rounds the tit of this warthog. Not a nipple folks. And who would want it to be... ACK!!

that's what she gets for always wearing something ugly... what the hell.. she needs to fire her stylist.. i dont think he's gay enough

she also needs to start using proactive again lol...

white people that are worth millions should never flash "gang signs". they look absolutely ridiculous.

Im not saying she isn't pregnant, but if you look close that is kevin's jacket that looks like it could be part of her stomach.

this is MOST DEFINITELY a nipple. any sort of bra or cup or tape or anything would not be that small. i mean you basically have half the circle there, so draw out the rest of it and it totally equals nip. i feel sorry for this girl...

http://slave4u.com/displayimage.php?album=1627&pos=4
here is another picture

Im surprised KFag didnt wear an Allen Iverson jersey tux like they do at the black proms. It so suits his personality

I don't want to cause a big " britney is uglier and fatter than any of us" orgy, but the pictures posted including 2 i saw posted by another commenter were def the worst pictures of her taken that night. I heard that she looked good, and other pictures i've seen show that.

yeah Brit's looking good. That nipple is looking like serious competition to the bad looking destruction of Tara Reid.

Man that girl destroyed her body with booze and bad plastic surgery.

At least Brit is merely blowing up from childbirth and genetic fat ankles.

Yeah, you go Brit, we luv your truth. Bring it you dumbass.

HollyJ, it's time for an intervention. That website proves you are disturbed just for finding it. And I love you more than ever.

Britney looking like this just makes me sad. Remember when she was a hottie, draped over Justin's arm, prancing around in designer dresses - hell, designers were actually FIGHTING to get her into their clothes! Now the poor girl looks like she picked that ugly thing off the prom clearance rack at the local Macy's.

How fitting is it that Brittney wore a Hefty trash bag.

The photographer asked Brit and Kevin how many chins Britney was rocking now and they both answered "2".

She looks like shit. Couldn't she do something about those roots? Couldn't she gave gotten a manicure? Couldn't she have worn something classier? She looks like a stuffed sausage that has not been properly stored, sitting out in room tempeture for days. Rotted!!

wait, i forgot to watch the grammys, how many awards did popozao win again???

what the hell, This is so nasty. Again she is not hot, All of the people who says she is obviously have a fat chick fetish. This pic is just sad and disturbing.

If Skeet Ulrich is the poor man's Johnny Depp, then K-Fed is the poor man's Skeet Ulrich. Which, of course, is like saying that dysentery is the poor man's indigestion. Either way...it's not pretty.

#48 - HollyJ, you SICK little monkey. HOW did you find those pictures? I took those YEARS ago.....

The Superficial= taking the worst pics of celebs who actually look good otherwise and making fun of them to make our own lives seem better

I figured it out now

yeah me thinks possible areola.
nice cig burn on KFed's right hand.
really brings out the bowling pin in him.

Oh Duck Boy, go away. I am so glad before you leave us that you realized what it was all about. How long did it take you? We wont miss you buh bye.

66 BigDaddyHotScrote ...baby, I'm just trying to keep up with you other sick bastards ;)

ladybug lol

Did I say I was going anywhere? Because I think I missed that part...

So, um, DuckBoy, is that who you are or what you do?

I mean, just like that grammar book, "Eats, Shoots and Leaves". One lil' ol' punctuation; in your case, it would be, 'Duck, boy!' Things go to Hell in a handbasket just that quickly.

Do you have permanent finger-dents on the back of your head yet?

I wanna see you kitty and a little bit of titty

Unbelievable. Even at the Grammys, this jerk will wear old jeans, open his dress shirt so that his T-shrit is completely showing, and not shave or let his beard fully grow in. What's wrong with this guy?

Wow, everyone commenting must be a god damn super model if they are surrounded by people that are THAT much better looking than britney spears, so much so that she is not actually a semi overweight girl with messy hair,a cute nose, and a pretty smile... she is actually excrement. Just because her nails aren't done and you don't like her outfit doesn't mean she is shit.

ewwww look close, see the white spots? is that milk?

on 2nd picture.

i totally have nothing against these kids, but this is just disrespecting to the public.

For the last time all of you warm fuzzies, you are on the wrong site, this is the superfical we make fun of everyone, especially those in the public eye. If you dont like what you read here get out. You bleeding hearts make me ill and I stand by my previous statement, you cant polish a turd. Which she is. Dumber than a box of hair, using my baby as an air bag, flighty biatch, and once her career heads down the shitter with K-Fed/Big Daddy she will live happily ever after with him in a double wide trailer singing PopoZao until their heads cave in. Enough on Britney, she has exhausted me today.

For the last time all of you warm fuzzies, you are on the wrong site, this is the superfical we make fun of everyone, especially those in the public eye. If you dont like what you read here get out. You bleeding hearts make me ill and I stand by my previous statement, you cant polish a turd. Which she is. Dumber than a box of hair, using her baby as an air bag, flighty biatch, and once her career heads down the shitter with K-Fed she will live happily with her man, in a double wide trailer singing PopoZao until their heads cave in. Enough on Britney, she has exhausted me today.

Ever seen Louisiana trailer trash nips after having kids? As big as coasters. Hell yeah those are her nips. Wait till after #2 and it will be flapjacks only IHOP could love.

That second picture ruined me for bologna forever. Thanks, Britney.

azcoyote, I'm not sure what you're looking at, but I see nothing there that would be reflecting anything - and even if it were a change in reflection, it wouldn't be so abrupt, or small for that matter.

Re: DuckBoy, seems all he did was correct a comment. Well, ok, also suggested the pics were the least complimentary, but what can you expect on here?

It works both ways, here or anywhere else anyone can make comments... go ahead and pick on people, but don't get all upset if someone disagrees...

I just wish you would look at the normal pictures of that night, because she looks great. This picture is not flattering (obviously), the shadows seem to fade into her black dress and trick the eye into thinking that she is bigger than she really is.

She must have been working out hard because in the other pics her legs are toned and her tummy is flat. Yes, she seems to be carrying a little extra weight still (specifically in her upper body) but she had the baby 5 months ago and it takes time. Not to mention that when you lose weight it takes the longest to lose it from your arms and upper torse AND if she's still breast feeding that area will be a little more swollen than normal.

Listen to yourself, you're defending Britney Spears, a walking disaster and an embarassment to all Americans. It doesn't matter if she's still fat, she looks busted in that dress because that dress is hella ugly. I'm starting to forget what she was every famous for...oh yeah she was that dumb redneck that drove with the baby on her lap.

She'd better start working out harder, because looking good is the only thing she's good at, and she's been doing a piss poor job lately.

duckboy...we haaave seen the other photos, and yes they are better than these two and yes they show that maybe there's a glimmer of hope that we'll get the old brit back someday, but this is a site where everyone talks sh*t even though i imagine brits still way hotter than 98% of the ppl commenting here...besides that the chick BLEW UP when she got preggers, and that bothers us so much because she used to be really really hot, girls wanted to be her, guys wanted to bone her, and now shes turned into a gummer white trash fool. take a look at all the other celebs having babies these days, and plenty of 'normal' women too who are still hot, have some sort of fashion sense, and dont gain a bazillion pounds and walk around like bras are AIDS. 5 months is plenty of time to lose the baby weight, she needs to do a lot more working out if she even wants to think about following the footsteps of her idol (madonna) and she needs to dump this loser warf rat kfed. and you're very wrong about the 'arms and upper body' being the last place where ppl lose weight, its different for everyone, and breast feeding isnt an excuse for having the shoulders of a linebacker, only for bigger boobies!

Yes, nipples can be that big, especially post baby and breast feeding.

Those are horrible pictures. And that dress is just atrocious. Where did her stylist go? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

She's starting to look like Wynona Judd. I mean, just imagine this pic with red hair:
http://www.britneyalbum.com/details.php?image_id=26247

Here's to those nicely sized brown crowners - though they're not quite large enough. Britney with an NFL half-jersey baby-tee, a broken-down sofa, a little snow outside the trailer, Scooby-Doo reruns on the tube to get her in the mood...good times. Git mah Pepsi, Bri-yut!

Why is she wearing a hospital braclet...Let's all pray for a hysterectomy...

Re: 5 months is plenty of time to lose the baby weight

No, it's not. As someone who has actually had a baby and breastfed, it took me 3 years to get back down to size 4/125 pounds. It's the selfish/foolish moms who bottle feed that lose weight quicker.

Re: breast feeding isnt an excuse for having the shoulders of a linebacker, only for bigger boobies!

You actually aren't supposed to lose the weight until you stop breastfeeding because it's unhealthy for the baby (toxins accumulate in fat which is converted into breastmilk)

Anyhow, her dress is bad, though. Someone said it best... where did her stylist go? I'm all for her being normal size, but that dress is just BAD.

For Tracy, #54, you rock! That was a funny post. Did anyone notice K-Sped has a red dot between his fingers as he is making a peace sign? Maybe he was making out with Katie Holmes and her cold sore made its way onto his hand. Anyways, Britney probably knew her aerola was showing. She needs the publicity to distact people from focusing on her shitty parenting.

Actually- Breastfeeding mothers lose weight quicker than bottle feeding mothers.( La Leche) And it takes as much time for you body to adjust back to pre-baby as it did to have one. So, approx. 10 months. If it took you 3 years to get back in shape,(#99) you must not have worked very hard at it. Britney should be more careful this time around, her body didn't fully recover from the first pregnancy. Her judgement is off, no question. But, I say we leave the pregger girl alone.

#91 Lazzeroooni

Here is a zoom of the area in question with no touch up done.
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/azcoyote-bpearszoom.jpg

You can clearly see the gold colored stripe running along the top of Warthog's hooter. Due to the material type and the light source being off angle (from right), you can see that it is reflecting light and making the color seem different. look at the original photo to see the how the light passes over her shoulder (right side of pic) and shadowing begins near where her hair is dangling.

Clearly a matter of lighting and sheen... Not the Charlie kind of sheen for once...

I just read on people.com that she is proudly stating that she designed this dress herself. Good job, Brit!!!

at least her hair isn't in a ratty, roots showing, side ponytail on top her head... but still how can you not be concious of something like that, ewww

#99
Are you kidding me? You actually believe that women who breastfeed take longer to get back to their pre pregnancy weight. It takes on average 1000-1200 EXTRA calories a day to nurse a baby. That means you would have to eat that many more calories a day just to maintain all that baby weight. If you ate a normal diet it should not take more than a few months to get back in shape. I have 3 kids and nursed them all so I am speaking from experience here.

Upon examining the pics that "Duckboy" provided, it *would appear* Britney was wearing a minidress with a sheer top (probably made of organza), covered by an overdress that featured a sheer train. Can I stress the words "sheer top"? "Fredericks of Hollywood", anyone? God, it just grosses me out thinking of how hot she thought she looked before she slipped the overdress on. I think it is entirely unlikely she thought to adhere some of those "nipple covers" that professional dancers wear (and by that I don't mean "strippers"!) to cover up what does appear to be a huge set of areolas!

As a footnote, I think it is hilarious that the site "Ducky" directed us to also features a *close-up* pic of Britney's feet! I guess that's for all her fans who have foot fetishes! LOL

Face it, everyone gets fat sometime. For all those who used to want to be just like her - HA HA!! That was when she was a teenager. Don't people notice how many women, even if they're humongous now, back when they were teenagers, they actually looked pretty cute & had nice figures? Now that she's had a kid, & if she were to try to go back to her "teenage" figure, that would be actually look disgusting.

It's like how Madonna looks now - she looks like she's in her 20's, yet she also looks old at the same time. It's rather gross. It's like watching a 50-year old (ok, I don't think she's 50 yet, but getting close) woman trying to act like an immature 13-year old.

On the other hand, give Britney a break also for still being overweight ONLY 5 months after delivery. Everyone's bodies are different. You have to allow their bodies to lose the weight at the rate that they should. Otherwise, it could lead to other health consequences many year down the line.

For some, however, it seems like they will never return to their pre-pregnancy weight. And so that is a fact of life. And that's what she gets for rushing to have a baby with her pathetic husband. And she wants a 2nd??? Probably because she realizes she'll need to have a 2nd job as a Sumo wrestler to help support her baby's father ... or, just to ward off the paparazzi!!

#105

I too have nursed a child and I know about the increased caloric expenditures of breast milk production (which is actually closer to 500 calories, which I read elsewhere).

However, while breast feeding, the weight loss recommended is only a pound a week and due to increased appetite from the milk production, it is unlikely without deprivation (or a hyper-thyroid imbalance) to lose weight quickly, especially if you gained over 50 pounds (like Brit) while pregnant.

Most women take at least eight months to a year post partum to return to their pre-pregnancy weight. Anything faster is just vain insanity on top of the sleepless nights.

I've kept my weight off for 5 years now, so my approach worked for me.

#105

I too have nursed a child and I know about the increased caloric expenditures of breast milk production (which is actually closer to 500 calories, which I read elsewhere).

However, while breast feeding, the weight loss recommended is only a pound a week and due to increased appetite from the milk production, it is unlikely without deprivation to lose weight quickly, especially if you gained over 50 pounds (like Brit) while pregnant.

Most women take at least eight months to a year post partum to return to their pre-pregnancy weight. Anything faster is just vain insanity on top of the sleepless nights.

I've kept my weight off for 5 years now, so my approach worked for me.

#105, to clarify:

http://www.lalecheleague.org/llleaderweb/LV/LVOctNov97p115.html

I meant to say, in my original post, that it is unhealthy for breastfeeding moms to lose weight quickly.

I also meant that bottle feeders *may* lose weight quicker because they can modify or restrict their diet without worrying about milk supply. Also, some water weight is lost post-lactation.

A.

Were the grammys held in some "opposite universe" like the opposite sketches they used to show on "You Can't Do That On Television?" I don't get how Christina Aguilera looked all shiny and clean and Brit looks like a tub of mayonnaise poured into a pair of black control top stockings ... just curious

http://www.britneyalbum.com/details.php?image_id=26259
Britney thinking: *OH, it's so nice to pose for pics again*
Kevin thinking: Wonder if she notices half her dress is falling off..? I should tell her? Naaah..

http://www.britneyalbum.com/details.php?image_id=26260
*What's that you say???? Half my dress is falling off?

Nicely dressed lady in white approaches, "Girl you are oblivious".

http://www.britneyalbum.com/details.php?image_id=26261
Britney: Oh, ha ha. How did I not notice? Silly me.

http://www.britneyalbum.com/details.php?image_id=26262
And finally:
Brit: Oh, I know! I can't believe I didn't notice my entire left side of my dress was falling off!

They are just so immature and he is so damn greasy-looking and disgusting. All I can figure is that he has a big johnson. Let the honeymoon wear off before you reproduce. Britney, his big one isn't going to matter in one year when you can't get past the things that bug you the most. Plan the marriage before the wedding.

The two are the best argument I can think of for forced sterilization. Don't let them breed.

Yes, it's her nipple. Check it out from another angle

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/celebrity2/image_full/1545/

her nipple is the size of her mouth. That is disgusting.

Leaky nipple pads? Possible. But whatever made her think she would even look remotely pretty in that dress? Fire the stylist!!!! Is that KFed's arm hair sticking out from the sleeves? Now that's really the icing on the cake of these two skanks (not the skankiest as that's Paris Hilton)!!

if she designed this dress herself (#104), then we all know definitely never to buy her clothing - unless you're not really intending to WEAR the clothing anyway. Maybe that's why Paris keeps getting "accidentally" exposed.

oops, I meant #103

Wow, she's dumber then I thought. If my sleeve fell, I would definitely feel it and put it back on and not let the whole world see it.

I don't blame her for being fat, judging from her pregnancy and all, but did she just eat a chunk out of her husband? K-Fed looks like a stick with a big nose.