February 08, 2006
Tom Brady & Bridget Moynahan split up?
In light of the recent superbowl, it's only fitting to tackle a football related story, although this one might be of more interest to the ladies than the gents (Well, maybe not all the gents. You know who you are). It appears as though former Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady has called it off with his love of two years, Bridget Moynahan. Sources say that Brady was in Detroit over the weekend and "acting very single - going out to the parties and hitting on a lot of women."
Now, what they don't say is who these women were, or where these parties were, or whether there's any sort of actual evidence that any of this happened. And you know what that means - it's totally true. But Tom Brady was way too young to settle down anyway. If you're in your twenties, have won three superbowls, and look like a male model, they should be peeling girls off the side of your house. Now the only superbowl I've won is the superbowl of interpretive dance, but even that got me all kinds of girls. At least, I think they were girls. Now that I think about it, they did have suspiciously deep voices. And beards. And penises. But I figured, you know, "steroids".
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Comments
1. Posted by rachel on February 8, 2006 10:39 AM
I have no clue who Tom Brady & Bridget Moynahan are but DAMN that guy is HOT in this picture!
2. Posted by trophywife on February 8, 2006 10:49 AM
bring that fine piece of man meat home to mama... my hunt for a threesome is OVER
3. Posted by Realistic on February 8, 2006 10:55 AM
Just because she was at parties picking up other girls doesn't mean that they are broken up. It just means that Tom used the I'm a huge so star, so go get Daddy some beyotches line.
4. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 8, 2006 10:57 AM
Ahem....Who?
5. Posted by kenniem on February 8, 2006 11:13 AM
Tom Brady is the New England Patriots quaterback, also know as the only reason why I watch the Patriots and football.
And his (ex)-girlfreind was in Coyote Ugly, the bitchy bartender, Sex in the City, she played the girl Big left Carrie for and Married and was in I-Robot, she was the female lead.
The best thing about Tom Brady is when you hear him speak you know why he picked football, Hot and Stupid just how I like em.
6. Posted by Drew on February 8, 2006 11:42 AM
Good for Bridget Moynahan. As the poster above me said, have you ever listened to Tom talk? The guy is a moron I am surprised he can actually learn plays. I guess Bridget Moynahan couldn't be that much smarter if she is attracked to such a lush.
Also anybody notice the shape of Tom's head? It's like a giant watermelon.
7. Posted by Spindoc on February 8, 2006 11:50 AM
Maybe he didn't know that the girls weren't his girlfriend. He's pretty dumb.
8. Posted by Aimtrue on February 8, 2006 12:23 PM
Maybe Tom got dumped-I mean he really didn't do much in the playoffs. He is on the downslide. Better to bail on him now before he becomes clingy and marries her just to keep some fame.
9. Posted by ESQ on February 8, 2006 01:52 PM
I'd hit it now that she is single.
10. Posted by sikofdis on February 8, 2006 02:00 PM
I'm with you ESQ...everyone's talking about him. What about HER??? She's fine as hell! Send her my way now that she's in need of some consolation.
11. Posted by Jayne on February 8, 2006 02:26 PM
who?
..seriously
12. Posted by EnergyGuru on February 8, 2006 02:34 PM
I can't understand why anyone would break up with Bridget Moynahan, the chick is damn fine! But then again I guess Brady can get any woman he wants so I can understand the desire to get some variety if your picking from the best out there.
13. Posted by Doug on February 8, 2006 03:20 PM
Trust me, this story is of great interest to straight guys across the globe if it means Bridget Moynahan's back on the market again.
14. Posted by Doc on February 8, 2006 03:40 PM
what is this BS about Tom being stupid... he's gay... theres a difference... oops, he's just been outted!!! I could just be saying that cause I'm a Jets fan... still think theres some sugar in that tank...
15. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 8, 2006 06:22 PM
"I could just be saying that cause I'm a Jets fan"
File this under "Things no sane person would ever admit to on the internet"
And Tom may be dumb but he has three super bowl rings and is still the best QB in the NFL. So basically he could be a drooling, tourettes afflicted hemaphrodite and still get more pussy than anybody, anywhere.
16. Posted by Praz on February 8, 2006 06:26 PM
After I saw Moynahan in "The Recruit," I fell in love with her.
17. Posted by andrewthezeppo on February 8, 2006 07:35 PM
She was really attractive in "Lord of War" as Nicholas Cage's wife.
18. Posted by HollyJ on February 8, 2006 08:02 PM
"...in other news, a lady named Mildred who lives in Tampa, got groceries in her muumuu today..."
(Is it possible to post stories about people that have actually acquired some level of celebrity?)
19. Posted by goblue99 on February 8, 2006 09:26 PM
I will not have people insulting my Tom Brady like this. He is not gay. He is not dumb. He graduated from the University of Michigan, a better school than any of you went to, if you even went to school at all.
20. Posted by voodoochild on February 9, 2006 12:39 AM
Tom, darling, call me so I can make you my bitch. Seriously.
21. Posted by gangsterized on February 9, 2006 01:32 AM
Might not be saying much, but he might be one of the most intelligent quarterbacks in NFL history according to this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonderlic_Test
22. Posted by LaurenH on February 10, 2006 12:08 PM
I hope this is true... if it is, I am moving to Boston to find him... keep this story updated PLEASE!
23. Posted by blackblackheart on February 13, 2006 12:38 AM
so hot...